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Failure Swift’s Lawsuit Was Thrown Out By A Federal Judge And She’s Now Emasculating Metro For Talking To Other Women While She Pretends To Die From COVID, Uses Kids To Push Pyramid Scheme


As you may have seen in the Providence Journal today, Turtleboy’s undefeated streak in court continued this week when Failure Swift’s (AKA Kathryn Narcisi) lawsuit was thrown out in federal court.


Way too much background on this one, so if you don’t know who she is and wanna catch up on one of our favorite reoccurring lunatics click here

Funny because she was just bragging last month about how she took legal action against me too.

There was any number of ways the ACLU lawyers who took this case on could’ve gotten this one dismissed, since it’s an absurd lawsuit. But the most straight forward way was jurisdiction. She lives in Rhode Island and I live in Massachusetts. From the Projo:

McElroy’s decision delves into various matters of jurisdiction. McElroy found that Narcisi had failed to articulate that Turtleboy’s blogging had been “directed … at Rhode Island.” Narcisi failed to address other elements that are important under a standard developed by the U.S. Supreme Court in 1984, according to McElroy’s decision.

“Narcisi’s allegation that her reputation was harmed … and therefore the effects were felt in Rhode Island is not sufficient,” the decision says.

“Turtleboy,” says the decision, “had argued that it has no contacts with the forum because it conducts no business in the state of Rhode Island, it does not target Rhode Island with its advertisements for revenue, and the story on its website focused on ‘Plaintiff’s internet presence, not her home state.’

I’m immensely grateful to the Rhode Island ACLU for taking a principled stand in favor of free speech, since the idiot judge thought it would be wise to issue a harassment order against me to remove content from my website, which violated the First Amendment. Shame on State Rep Christopher Millea, the attorney who initially took Failure Swift’s case on with his ALL CAPS lawsuit. She fired him after he got paid to waste everyone’s time, and then she hired 

Whatever you do, DO NOT post links to this blog on State Rep Chris Millea’s Facebook page. He begged me to take it easy on him last year after choosing to get involved in this.

Anyway, Failure Swift has lost her mind even more so in the last month because she’s pretending to be dying from commie cold.

She’s been complaining that her beta male husband Metro’s employer, the Westerly Public Schools, are forcing him to return to work.

This lawsuit was the last thing they should’ve been blowing thousands of dollars in legal fees on, considering they’re broke and have a million cases in bankruptcy court.

Meanwhile Failure Swift seems to be setting Metro up for divorce because she’s constantly shitting on him on Facebook for not being a good enough husband by defending her from everyone who understandably mocks her online, even though he has a job, went into bankruptcy because of her, and she pretends to have a “business” that is nothing more than a psycho selling you pyramid scheme bullshit.


She blames Metro for believing the doctors who tell her she’s not dying from commie cold.

She accused him of suspiciously buying a life insurance policy for her, which seems to insinuate that she believes he’s gonna murder her.

She says that her husband’s fan club is trying to kill her, and that his attorneys and her doctors told him to get the fuck away from this crazy broad.

Does anyone doubt that this woman would frame Metro for something he didn’t do if she got upset with him? She’s done it before.

She admits that she’s been calling up her ex-husband for comfort that Metro isn’t providing to her, and letting other women talk shit about him.

Not the first husband she’s done this to.

She’s been accusing his family of threatening her, despite the fact that Metro is estranged from them.

She’s also been publicly accusing him of receiving text messages from other women.

If you look at those messages he’s talking to one woman, who appears to be a coworker, and they’re discussing whether or not school will be fully reopened.

Then there was this racist post she made, complaining that the cops are telling Metro to leave her and calling them out for doing so because cops aren’t supposed to harass white people in the suburbs.

“This is not the projects.”

She frequently posts, pretending to be him, warning other women to stay away from him and bragging about how lucky he is to have her as a wife.

“Metro” wrote this.

And this.


Meanwhile, as his wife continues to emasculate him publicly on social media, this once well respect musician and high school teacher goes out of his way to do her bidding while she pretends to be dying. Metro and the two girls he adopted and would have to pay child support for if he got divorced, have been pushing her pyramid scheme “businesses” with various videos while she lays on her fat ass upstairs and comments on the live streams.

You gotta see these.

There was a time when I felt bad for Metro, but fuck him, he totally deserves everything this lunatic is doing to him. What a shell of a man.

She claims to be making more money than he does with her non-existent “business.”

She also forces her 15 and 17 year old daughters, who are clearly developmentally stunted because she pulled them out school to help care for her, to post bizarre videos asking people to pray for her while simultaneously shitting on Metro for not doing enough.

Despite being on her death bed she can still sing and force Metro to participate in her 3 hour long live shows from their living room.


Here she is hitting the high notes and showing off her range.

And here she is just defiling the Lion King.

As part of her shows she also does ridiculous monologues in which she makes up sick friends who died, and brags about everything THEIR husbands did, thus implying that Metro isn’t doing enough. This imaginary perfect husband never tells his wife no to exotic vacations, and sometimes doesn’t pay his bills. Whatever it takes to make his wife happy.

“And yea the bills have to be paid but you don’t put that pressure on someone who’s sick.”

Translation – Metro told her he wasn’t gonna keep shelling out money for attorney’s fees because he’s broke and on the verge of bankruptcy.

And in their videos whenever Metro attempts to play music or interrupt one of her monologues you get a view of just how controlled and neutered he really is by her reaction.

In fairness, she’s not just mad at him. She’s also upset with friends who go out and enjoy their lives instead of coming to her house and caring for her.

And she’s furious with Charlie Baker for not doing enough to stop me from speaking.

Unfortunately for her I’m not Metro, she can’t control me, and a federal judge agrees that everything I wrote about her is protected speech.


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72 Comment(s)
  • SaveMetro
    December 13, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    Imagine a story about an obese jobless delusional mentally ill man, publically abusing his meek school teacher wife on a regular basis.

    As ridiculous as this woman is, I can’t help but feel that if the genders were switched, failure Swift would already be rotting in jail.

    We are all watching domestic abuse unfold and laughing at the victim. Metro lashed out at turtleboy because he is being gas-lit and controlled.

    This woman should be in fucking prison. Her children should be taken away from her, and she should never be allowed to rejoin Society in any way shape or form.

  • Little cousin
    September 13, 2020 at 1:00 pm

    OMG I SERIOUSLY OVER THIS WOMEN! Don’t ever compare your marriage to his previous marriage because you willll neverrrr take her place. I really miss him and u took him away from our family. That video of her trying to belittle him made me sick and upset. Metro is a great man and I looked up to him since I was a child and I can’t believe he is putting up with your bullshit! I really wish my aunt was still alive because she would nottttt deal with your bullshit! The time you met her she was very sick but in her healthy state of mind you would not me welcome in my family! Start treating him right and get a real job!

  • Joe Cancer
    September 8, 2020 at 4:35 pm

    I have stage “how the fuck aren’t you dead yet” gastrointestinal cancer, and the opportunistic blood clots floating through my plumbing that often accompany cancer. I’ve been through 30 rounds of chemotherapy so far, and will be going through chemo every two weeks until chemo no longer works for me, or I have assumed room temperature. I’m at one of the MGH locations twice a month at a minimum, all throughout the Apocalypse. If I catch the Gook Grippe, I’m one of those cats with a few co-morbidities that would color the eventual outcome black, and yes, there is a section of the cancer ward specifically for COVID patients.

    Thus, I feel I have unique standing to suggest that this woman is a trillion percent horrible.

    Few things are worse than a patient who’s constantly in “pity me” mode. One of those things is a patient who’s operating well beyond “pity me” mode over an illness that is, most likely, “entirely psychosomatic.” Beyond the obvious social grossness of being in this mode, it’s a thousand percent counter-productive to your actual medical / physical treatment regimen. Other than the medicine and all that’s associated with it, the number one factor in determining whether you’re going to get better or worse is attitude (and the mental fortitude that comes with a proper attitude). The happier you are, the more positive you are, the more on top of your philosophy, the better you are going to get. The more unhappy and negative you are, the less you’re connected with the over-arching important aspects of life, the worse you are going to get.

    This isn’t hippy bullshit; it’s the honest to God truth, endorsed by oncologists everywhere.

    So what we can tell right off the bat is that even if she were actually sick, this gravestone-toothed professional pity party waste of life energy doesn’t want to get better. This is her whole identity. She is a social tick who has latched on to a series of hosts and sucked them entirely dry, and apparently not in the good way. She should be publicly shamed at every opportunity.

    The problem is -she’s lost the ability to feel shame. She lost that ability a long time ago. But we should continue to shame her, lest someone else fall into this deep well of pathetic shamelessness. That we need to teach people the truth about Failure Swift’s behavior speaks very directly to the nature of the age we live in today: we are being over-run by idiots with weaponized narcissism.

    • micksmercantile
      Wastefield Bartender
      September 9, 2020 at 9:26 am

      100% this Joe! You are absolutely on about attitude. People like her LOVE the pity party. She’s beyond gross.

      Hang in there, keep kicking cancers ads!

  • micksmercantile
    Wastefield Bartender
    September 8, 2020 at 11:33 am

    Buckle in kids, this is going to be a long comment. I’m directing this at Miss Manchausen herself, we all know you are reading this Kat. You claim that online bullying and harrasement is illegal. Word of advice, stop making yourself a target. Your lies about your health do not add up in any way, shape or form. Is it possible to have more than one autoimmune disease? Absolutely. Is it possible to have the array that you do? No way in hell. I have a disease called neuromyelitis optica. It has caused me to develop epilepsy as well as gastroperysis and osteoporosis at only 42. Do I consider myself to have 4 seperate diseases? Nope. The reason being is without NMO I wouldn’t have the others. I don’t expect attention constantly like you either. In fact, I would like people to NOT give me attention for it. I wear bilateral leg braces and at times I’ve needed a cane, Canadian crutches or a wheelchair and I HATE it. I’m straight offended when an adult asks, “What’s that on your legs, or why are you wearing those?” You, however, would LOVE it and people who truly live with a disability would be like me not you. NMO is similar to MS but much more rare. (only about 20,000-30,000 people worldwide. It is very hard to even find books on it unless they are medical text. I know Kat….you are super jealous right now. No worries, you can claim to have it as well. Maybe your doc will give you a new plaque for it). It is also extremely aggresive. I woke up, out of the blue, at 26 and could not walk, at all. Fortuantley I had real chemo for 9 months and physical therapy and was able to regain my mobility 2 years later. Before I got sick I was an RN so I can spot faker, liar, and hypochondriac at 10 paces. Everyone who has ever had any dealings with you, hates you. You take medical care away from people who truly need it with all of your fakes strokes, heart and lung crap and countless ER visits. I will guaratee that you are flagged in every ER computer with a 100 mile radius. Just stop.

    I would like to feel bad for Metro but I just can’t. After 4 years if he hasn’t cut and run yet, I can’t feel sympathy for him. But Kat, if he is bailing from the house like you claim, who can blaim him? You are a demanding faker who claims can’t do anything for herself. If this is true, why do you not have a primary care attendent? If HALF of your medical issues were true, your insurance would pay for that so it is just another example that you are a liar.

    Your poor children. I feel so very bad for them. You are mentally abusing the shit out of them. What kind of mother doesn’t allow her children to be kids?? You are a disgrace of a mother. You should have those kids taken away from you. All you do is use them as props in your fantasy life. It’s disgusting.

    You think you are some kind of role model for people with chronic illness? You are everything us REAL chronically ill people hate. Your look at how amazing I am attitude is gross. You aren’t something people should aspire to be like. When was the last time you had a job? I’m not talking about your worthless businesses……a real job. I had to give up nursing due to cognition issues but guess what? I went back to bartending. The job that paid for my nursing degree. I have a small business from home as well. I have an online ladies consignment buiness. It won’t make me rich, but at times when I haven’t been able to bartend, at least it doesn’t lose money like your crap businesses.

    You can’t eat……because of whatever cancer, chemo, or autoimmune disease. All you can eat is fruit, water, and gatorade??? Your pictures have determined that is a lie.

    You are a worthless fat ass. Your lies are so plentiful that I’m surprised you can even keep them straight. As someone with a real disability, you are a disgusting cunt. As an RN, I hate you, as does everyone who has ever medically treated you. Is Metro still giving you your chemo injections at home? Ha ha ha!!! Try harder…..that is one of the dumbest of your lies. I have to take injections everyday as well as another med once a week and B12 injections every 2 weeks. Guess who gives them to me?? Myself. if you truly are getting a chemo injection at home I would love to know which chemo so I could rip that apart as well. I’ve been out of work since March 16th because of Commie Baker and I’m miserable. Maybe, just maybe, if you got off your huge ass and got a job you wouldn’t have so much time to spin your world of lies. You are so sad that your friends don’t help or visit you? What friends? Any that you had bailed long ago because no one wants to be around a lying, whining, worthless shit bag like you. Either get yourself some serious help, or just get the fuck off the internet.

    • Joe Cancer
      September 8, 2020 at 4:38 pm

      Powerful. I love your attitude and I know you’re going to be just fine. Bravo.

      Fuck Failure Swift.

  • Incredulous
    September 7, 2020 at 6:29 pm

    Wow, just wow, she’s so fucked up, there is no saving her. Another reason not to stick your dick in crazy.

  • SaveMetro
    September 7, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    Wish she would just die already

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    September 7, 2020 at 9:45 am

    Metro you need to roll that wheelchair off a dock.

    • Metro’s wife Shamoo
      September 7, 2020 at 3:19 pm

      Hahahaha THIS ^

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 7, 2020 at 8:38 am

    What a great case to bring back the state mental hospitals.

    “Failure Swift, admitted for malignant Munchausen’s.”

  • P C
    September 7, 2020 at 8:03 am

    Another reason why Trump getting elected, and now re-elected, has been so important. Filling all 200 federal judge vacancies with the help of McConnell pushing it along in the Senate guarantees another generation or two the right to free speech. Had Hillary won and if Republicans didn’t control the Senate, we’d have two more Roberts’ types on the Supreme Court and a ton of activist bullshit judges who cater to nonsense like this.

  • Proud dumb as a rock Democrat
    September 7, 2020 at 6:48 am

    Come nov when the Democrats win ,all the problems that trump have caused will be gone ,just like magic everything will be back to normal. Go Pelosi,go Hillary,etc,etc

  • Monica Cannon-Grant
    September 6, 2020 at 8:40 pm

    does metro anally penetrate this fucking wildebeest?

    • Failure Swift
      September 7, 2020 at 9:36 am

      No I bust his cornhole with a 16 inch rainbow colored strap on.

  • Chris
    September 6, 2020 at 7:50 pm

    Bitch, do yourself a favor.. DELETE YOUR FUCKING SOCIAL MEDIA. Just do it, cold turkey, now.

  • Dennis O.C. Boyd
    September 6, 2020 at 5:51 pm

    whoa, did you people actually read this whole thing top to bottom?? Way TFLDR.
    Waaaay too long, I had to bail before I died of old age. Love TB, huge fan but posts like this are rough…..

  • Karls Sausage Kitchen
    September 6, 2020 at 2:28 pm

    She needs to be put down with a cattle prod

    • Anton Chigurh
      September 6, 2020 at 4:41 pm

      My friend, I flipped a coin and made a promise to myself…
      I will tell you that a captive bolt stunner is a better weapon than a cattle prod.

      • ^^^^dough bro^^^^
        September 7, 2020 at 10:30 am

        You called it friendo! Don’t mix that coin with the others. It’s special!!

  • Cardi B
    September 6, 2020 at 2:09 pm

    Metro cut and run

  • Judge dread
    September 6, 2020 at 1:30 pm

    One of the Black Lives Matter protesters now facing felony rioting and misdemeanor graffiti charges — after a window-smashing free-for-all in Manhattan — is a wealthy Upper East Sider whose mother is an architect and whose father is a child psychiatrist.

    Clara Kraebber, 20, is one of eight people arrested Friday night after a roiling, three-hour rampage that police say caused at least $100,000 in damage from Foley Square up to 24th Street.

    “Every city, every town, burn the precinct to the ground!” the group chanted as it moved up Lafayette Street while busting the plate glass facades of banks, Starbucks and Duane-Reades.

    leftist from a child psychiatrist (those are the most fucked up kids) super privileged, BLM rioter is now facing federal charges. GOOD.

    • Judge dread
      September 7, 2020 at 2:58 pm

      you know what i lived in soho from 2005-2010 6th ave and prince st. but so back in the day when Michael Bloomberg was the mayor, i dont agree with him but he kept the city good.

      let me tell you if you started smashing windows i would say give it 2 minutes before you are on the pavement and cuffed with 6 other officers. that was when i lived in manhattan.


      looting and riots

  • Jacob Blake ska Dindu
    September 6, 2020 at 1:27 pm

    I am a basic dindu

    Who did do

    But ima gonna get paid yo

    My only problem is if the girl I try to rape can out run my wheelchair

  • Fake News Wont Report black on White Crime
    September 6, 2020 at 12:43 pm

    A man was arrested for breaking and entering into an elderly woman’s home Friday afternoon, according to Medford police.

    Medford police received a 911 call around 4:45 p.m., saying that a break-in at a house on Intervale Avenue was in progress. Officers arrived at the scene, where they found and arrested Samuel L. Wambua, 31, of Medford, in the house.

    Another black on white violent crime but fake newseaves out the race of the savage perp because black lives matter

  • Biden is a Piece of SHIT
    September 6, 2020 at 12:15 pm

    The liberal mainstream media said NOTHING back in 2011 when loose-lips Joe Biden outed SEAL Team 6 as the heroes of the Osama Bin Laden raid in Pakistan.
    17 members of SEAL Team 6 were slaughtered by the Taliban in an attack soon after Biden’s gaffe.
    On August 6, 2011, 30 US service members were killed when a CH-47 Chinook helicopter they were being transported in crashed in Wardak province, Afghanistan. It was the deadliest single loss for U.S. forces in the decade-long war in Afghanistan. 17 members of the elite Navy SEALs were killed in Afghanistan.

    The families of the fallen SEAL Team 6 members later blamed loose-lips Joe Biden

    • Senile Crooked Joe Biden
      September 6, 2020 at 12:21 pm

      Riding The Dragon exposes Biden’s corruption especially with CGN. He should not be running for president.

  • Poor Fuck
    September 6, 2020 at 11:37 am

    Metro is definitely suffering from Stockholm Syndrome!!, that poor bastard has had the life beaten out of him.

    September 6, 2020 at 10:51 am

    Two primates have died and at least 14 others have been injured in shootings across the city of Chicago so far this Labor Day weekend.

    Abysmal numbers and its all da popo’s fault.
    Lightfoot put those racist PoPo bastards on mandatory 12 hour shifts and dey prevented us from killin each other dawg.
    Now dat is racist.
    Fck da police.
    We dont need dem.!
    Why dey keepin peace in da streets?
    Dis aint right dawg! Racis racis racis

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Laurie Lightfoot
      September 6, 2020 at 11:50 am

      Shut ya mouff you nasty-ass cracka!

      • Blm
        September 6, 2020 at 1:31 pm

        Bitch you racist
        You forced da popo to work 12 hour overtime shifts and now we cant kill each other and dat be racis. You put more popo on da street to protect blacks from each other. Why you gotta be disruptin da jungle and its inhabitants like dat?

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    September 6, 2020 at 10:08 am

    Please define undefeated (Sorry – I had to misspell the names to get around your filters)

    1685CV01794 Lars0n, Lauran et al vs. Kaerny, Aldon et al

    01/30/2016 Endorsement on Motion for Ex Parte Temporary Restraining Order (#3.0): Other action taken
    Short Order of Notice to issue, returnable 12/6/2016 hat 2:00pm in courtroom 20.
    11/30/2016 Attorney appearance
    On this date Kevin G Kenneally, Esq. added for Plaintiff Lauran Lars0n
    11/30/2016 Attorney appearance
    On this date Kevin G Kenneally, Esq. added for Plaintiff C0mm0dore Builders Corporation
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    On this date Michael P. Roche, Esq. added for Plaintiff C0mm0dore Builders Corporation
    11/30/2016 Case assigned to:
    DCM Track F – Fast Track was added on 11/30/2016
    11/30/2016 Original civil complaint filed. 1
    11/30/2016 Civil action cover sheet filed. 2
    11/30/2016 Attorney appearance
    On this date Michael P Giunta, Esq. added for Plaintiff Lauran Lars0n
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    On this date Michael P. Roche, Esq. added for Plaintiff Lauran Lars0n
    11/30/2016 Plaintiff Lauran Lars0n, C0mm0dore Builders Corporation’s EX PARTE Motion for
    Temporary Restraining Order 3
    11/30/2016 Endorsement on Motion for Ex Parte Temporary Restraining Order (#3.0): Other action taken
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    Sent On: 12/01/2016 10:10:41
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    12/06/2016 Event Result:
    The following event: Hearing on Preliminary Injunction scheduled for 12/06/2016 02:00 PM has been resulted as follows:
    Result: Not Held
    Reason: Joint request of parties
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    • Done with this shit
      September 6, 2020 at 2:59 pm

      Basic Bristol –
      – we have not missed you.Go far away.

  • Dr. Kildaire
    September 6, 2020 at 9:17 am

    So her doctor gave her a plaque for her disability? Like it’s a lifetime achievement award?

    • Lipstickhippie
      Lipstick Hippie
      September 6, 2020 at 5:33 pm

      She probably meant plague. Just another bullshit illness to go along with the ones she already pretends to have. And for someone who can’t eat, it looks like her ass got about a foot wider since the last time she crawled out from under her rock.

  • Dick LaBone
    September 6, 2020 at 9:15 am

    As she struggles to make it to the bathroom on her walker I wonder if she makes it time or pisses on the carpet?

  • Dorothy Parker
    September 6, 2020 at 9:00 am

    “Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.”

  • Cray cray
    September 6, 2020 at 8:32 am

    Typical lib, she’s against all bullying, except she can bully metro. What a total fruitcake. Run metro run, get the fuck out at any cost.

  • Done with this shit
    September 6, 2020 at 8:30 am

    That a hell of a lot of crazy for one person to carry around.

  • Dr. Kevorkian
    September 6, 2020 at 7:30 am

    She clearly has severe untreated cluster B personality disorder(s). Appears to be combination of Borderline and Narcissistic (ironic with her last name) personality, aka BPD/NPD. Unfortunately Metro is co-dependent and evening if he hates her, he’s likely addicted to the emotional roller coaster, probably feels “stuck”.

    Unfortunately she cannot be convinced of anything, she has her own “magical thinking” and will distort truth to match her feelings. She also needs someone there (Metro) to project & cast all blame on. I cannot imagine a worse hell, but he must save himself, she cannot be saved. Trying to “help” someone like her only further validates them and feeds the monster.

    • Dr Frasier Crane
      September 6, 2020 at 1:35 pm

      I fully concur with your medical diagnosis. Most definitely clusters B. She will never change, Metro needs to escape ASAP.

      • Orion
        September 6, 2020 at 3:10 pm

        I read this comment in your mellifluous baritone. Thank you.

        • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
          Sideshow Bob
          September 6, 2020 at 5:05 pm

          And finally, Bart Simpson should report, unescorted, to the tool shed at the back of the playground.

          Ahh, Ha Ha Ha haaaaaaah!

  • Bathhouse Barry
    September 6, 2020 at 5:40 am

    Im surprised this chick isn’t a high school teacher in MA. Her level of crazy would fit right in

    I wouldn’t be surprised if she left Metco for one of those Waraq retards

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Larry Sinclair
      September 6, 2020 at 11:47 am

      You never call me

  • George Hooping Floyd
    September 6, 2020 at 5:31 am

    Poor Metro.

    I bet that gunt smells like fermented Baltic Sea herring

  • Oy
    September 6, 2020 at 1:10 am

    Medoro A. Narcisi, 52, of 349 Tomaquog Road, Ashaway, was charged Tuesday with domestic refusal to relinquish a telephone for an emergency call and domestic disorderly conduct.

    Police logs: Tuesday, Feb. 12, 2019

  • "End stage for 20 yearS"?
    September 6, 2020 at 1:09 am


  • dough bro
    September 6, 2020 at 1:06 am

    Damn! That was a PBR 18 pack article!
    Now I need a piss!!

  • Cleavage Sista!
    September 6, 2020 at 12:50 am

    TB had jumped the shark!

    But good win!

  • Amanda Sawyer
    September 5, 2020 at 10:48 pm

    Lose that bitch Metro.I will make your toes curl.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    September 5, 2020 at 10:45 pm

    Sorry Unc,
    Way too much for something that has little interest. You need to do some write ups on the Ice Cream Man running for Senator. Mr. Green New Deal who rides around in a fossil fueled bus. What fucking 70 year old man runs around in baggy ass suits and white Nike’s whiter than his sorry ass? BTW, when does BLM pull their restaurant destruction shit in Southie or The North End?

    • Oy
      September 6, 2020 at 1:40 am

      Hey Asshole! Oops I mean commented as “Do the Reight Thing”
      Fucking scroll to the next post then.
      This is not about you believe it or not.

    • Oy
      September 6, 2020 at 1:40 am

      Hey Asshole! Oops I mean commented as “Do the Reight Thing”
      Fucking scroll to the next post then.
      This is not about you believe it or not…

  • Metros Empty Nut Pouch
    September 5, 2020 at 10:42 pm

    Metro feed that manatee a nice plate of antifreeze meatballs
    over linguine.Problem solved….

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      September 6, 2020 at 5:07 pm

      My pouch isn’t empty! I just need express written consent from Kathryn to carry it!

  • Metros Empty Nut Pouch
    September 5, 2020 at 10:37 pm

    Metro…Fuck her…There are plenty of Brown Eyes out there willing to wink at you.

  • AnnieWhat’stheMatter
    September 5, 2020 at 10:17 pm

    The special , special version of Kathy Bate’s in Misery.

  • Orion
    September 5, 2020 at 9:50 pm

    Does she even speak native English? Or am I seeing word salad from her obvious psychosis?

  • North of the Border
    September 5, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    Yo, Metro–hope the pussy was worth it.

    Newsflash–it wasn’t.

  • Mind-bending
    September 5, 2020 at 8:29 pm

    Probably 95% of her problems, real and/or imagined, are due to her obesity. I read a few paragraphs only, and had to wonder who would marry such a person. She may be crazy, but it’s too obvious; why would anyone in their right mind get involved with her? No excuse.

  • BBC
    September 5, 2020 at 6:56 pm

    Dayum!!! Do you really think, people really read all that shit!? Rather read the instructions on a condom.

  • Oliver Sutton
    September 5, 2020 at 6:53 pm

    Diagnosis: Munchausen by Metro

  • JimmyBooms
    September 5, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    I still feel bad for Metro.
    Here is an idea Kat! Why dont YOU stay off social media then noone will have anything to talk about.
    Your Oxygen level dropping to 90% is nothing. But i bet a lil exercise would really help the lungs and the heart, if you had 1.
    Best line was when she was pretending to be Metro and said ” my wife is the most amazing singer in the world”. I saw an Asian guy with no tongue sing the Lion King song and sound way better than her.

  • Snowflake Hunter
    September 5, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    I have honestly never seen such a train wreck. She’s clearly out of her cotton pickin’ mind! Obviously she been like this her whole life and it’s only getting worse. I sincerely hope the state puts her in the locked unit at Umass/Memorial. She is a poster child for State Mental Asylums to be brought back on line. She will bag that man to death!

  • D.B. Cooper
    September 5, 2020 at 6:22 pm

    Holy batshit crazy attention seeking. Shitheads like this do nothing other than run up health care and insurance costs for us with her fake medical bs .
    The over bet is that she has “fibromyalgia” also

    • SRR
      September 6, 2020 at 9:42 am

      Not sure she has fibromyalgia? But she Damn sure doesn’t have Lupus! I was diagnosed with systemic lupus 10 years ago and Loss of appetite is a major symptom, when it was out of remission a few years ago I went from 130 lbs to 85 lbs in 5 weeks. Also the Worst thing You can do is lay around doing nothing no matter how “exhausted” she is you have to keep on moving.
      I think her Fat Arse suffers from ASOAF induced Hypertension TRANSLATION- Attention seeking, Over active Fork caused High blood pressure.
      Metro is clearly a glutton for punishment.

    September 5, 2020 at 6:15 pm

    Did ANYONE actually read all this shit??

    • White Girl Wasted
      September 6, 2020 at 1:45 am

      Yeah it’s funny as hell. I feel bad for Metro. That bitch is crazy. And that bitch makes herself look crazy with her posts and “lives” whatever they called.

  • Crispy C
    September 5, 2020 at 5:56 pm

    This lady is easily, hands-down the most mentally ill person I’ve ever seen on Turtleboy. Her mental illnesses have mental illnesses.

    Nothing beats that “tutaboy” video from her a while back. Batshit fucking crazy.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Maude - wood, Jen - after 15 beers, TS - not with your dick
      September 5, 2020 at 7:32 pm

      I think Maude the Fraud or even Jen Royle would give her a good run for the money in the Bat Shit Crazy Wars. And Maude is only half the age of Taylor or Royle. At least TS is keeping her harm within her family. Jen & Maude specialize in screwing others over, making them both deranged AND scum.

    • White Girl Wasted
      September 6, 2020 at 1:51 am

      Agree. The people who enable her behavior should be ashamed of themselves.

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