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Michael Wolff Is A Slut Shaming, White Trash Piece Of Human Garbage

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Michael Wolff’s 

Fire and Fury

is all the rage these days with people who dislike President Trump. It basically just makes fun of Trump’s slovenly ways as he mopes around the White House. Which is fine, because Donald Trump pulls punches so he’s completely fair game.

But Wolff also insinuates in his book that Trump is having an affair with someone close to him that he works with, and on

Real Time with Bill Maher

last week he said you could figure out who it was if you “read between the lines.”

And by that he meant U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley. And I don’t care who you are, if you can’t respect Nikki Haley you have issues. She’s amazing. The former South Carolina governor defied her own base by taking down the Confederate flag of losers at the Statehouse, and recently gave one of the most bad ass speeches of all time at the UN when these ungrateful asshole countries tried telling us that we can’t recognize whatever world capitals we choose to recognize.

God she’s sexy.

Either way, this is just plain low. Nikki Haley is married with two children. There’s absolutely no evidence that Trump is drilling her. This asshole just made it up to sell books, knowing that anything that mocked Trump would sell. And it has. He’s been on every talk show and he’s basically being paraded around like a hero.

And the Shameless One herself read from his book during the Grammy awards:

Because nothing says, “music awards” quite like the elderly millionaire, biggest loser in American history, who just won’t go away.

And what makes it worse is that this piece of human garbage is playing games and refuses to own that he CLEARLY implied that Trump was sticking it to the UN Ambassador.

It all blew up this morning when one of Trump’s most vocal critics, Mika Brzezinski confronted him about it on Morning Joe, and ended the interview when he was acting like a petulant little bitch:

Good for Mika. Atta girl. This is what we need more of in America – people who aren’t afraid to put principal above politics. Mika HATES Trump. He’s said some fucked up shit about her, and she fires right back. But the fact of the matter is this waste of space is slut shaming a woman because he knows he can get away with it because she’s a Republican who works for the Trump White House. Basically, all rules of civility regarding women, and all the #MeToo bullshit, ceases to exist if they are Trump supporters.

Mika wasn’t having any of that. Nor was she having any of his childish pussyfooting like this:

“She has chosen to deny something she hasn’t been accused of.”

“Or she seems to me — I would say she seems to have embraced it,” Wolff said. “All she does is hammer on this fact. I mean, if I were being accused of something, and I am not accusing her of anything. She hasn’t tried to avoid this, let’s say.”

Bitch, you knew EXACTLY what you were doing. See that right there? That’s a snotty little shit way to say, “She obviously fucked him, because who would deny something I never actually accused them of?”

Bitch, you damn well you accused her of it. You told Bill Maher to “look between the lines.” Well in your tabloid book you said they were always around each other, and always were meeting in private. You didn’t say that about any other women close to him. Just her. We read between the lines as you instructed and we get it now – you’re accusing them of having an affair. Just be a man and own it.

Then he did this after Mika tossed his ass off:

These people have no principals and no shame. When Trump was making fun of Mika’s facelift six months ago Michael Wolff would’ve been the first guy to feign outrage.

But that’s only when Mika was a good woman who knew her place. Once she crossed him and started calling him out on his bullshit she became fair game. It’s almost like this guy is no better than the guy he wrote a book about.

Also, I have to confess that I’m a closeted Jake Tapper fan:

Say what you want about CNN, but he’s the closest thing there is to fair over there. He obviously is left leaning and has a thing for Trump, but the dude’s Twitter is completely fair and balanced 9 times out of 10, and he takes tons of shit from both sides of the aisle. Good for him and good for Mika for being able to put party aside and call out this slut shaming poopface.

43 Comment(s)
  • Turtle Boy is a CLOSETED Jake Tapper fan, how gay, whoopie!!
    February 2, 2018 at 5:49 pm

    “Also, I have to confess that I’m a closeted Jake Tapper fan: ” Turtle Boy. Interesting Turtle Boy chose the words CLOSETED.

    TB is a died in the wool leftist, liberal, he will never change, only entertains conservative thought to line his pockets. Jake Tapper is anything but objective or fair, part and parcel of the leftist movement editing and massaging stories to promote the leftist agenda but the good life is for him because as with all limousine liberals “he’s different” “he cares”.

    If this were 1930’s Tapper could easily be Walter Duranty covering up Stalin’s starvation of the Ukraine. Tapper and his lying brohs are the Walter Durantys of today, excusing, government corruption and murderous terrorism.

  • True Reality Speaks
    February 2, 2018 at 1:15 pm

    She did it for ratings – no other reason. Mika is as big of a huckster/parasite as Wolff. Only reason she’s relevant is she used to be semi-hot and people like to laugh at how stupid she an Joe Scarborough are. She probably bartered a blowjob for an autographed copy of his book after the show.

    Lib TB is such a hypocrite – just like the subjects of the blog.

  • Carrie Underwood
    February 2, 2018 at 5:50 am

    Person pretending to be Brian Albrecht please post your information, your real information where you live your name. We are all more than happy to do a little research into you and your background and what is troubling you. Never know maybe we can help you, Sara Silverman got in touch with the man who was trolling her on twitter and found out he couldn’t afford his medical bills, now she pays his medical bills and his life is better.

    You never know, so please for your sake share your real info, you’re among friends and in a safe place. We believe in love and compassion here.

  • Phil Simms Sucks
    February 1, 2018 at 8:18 pm

    briANALbrecht gets his ass beat by girls and then runs crying to his mommy.
    You’re a fucking pussy, BriAnal Boy

  • Tim the real King of Weymouth
    February 1, 2018 at 5:34 pm

    Person pretending to be Brian Albrecht must have gotten his ass kicked by somebody with that same name. Hence he puts the name on internet blast to invite retaliation against the Brian Albrecht who no doubt fired him from his job, banged his girlfriend and daughter.

    The real Brian Albrecht we salute you for pissing off this crayon eater.

    Nice work Uncle Randy, us regulars might be a mangie ugly bunch but we weren’t born last night.

    • Brian Albrecht
      February 1, 2018 at 7:51 pm

      Tim, your mother said my semen tastes like stawberrys you degenerate illiterate. I will pound your face into raw hamburger with a flurry of left and right hooks that will leave you convusling on the ground praying to the heavens to rewind the clock and bring back into janurary so you can re-think your thoughs and never cross me again. If you’re really in weymouth youd know who i am

      • I’m briANALbrecht, and I Approve This Message
        February 1, 2018 at 8:38 pm

        We all know who you are, Anal Boy. You’re that pseudo tough guy who is actually a deeply closeted homosexual. Don’t get me wrong; no one cares that you’re gay. It’s just that you’re being intellectually dishonest with yourself, and it is manifesting itself in sociopathic fits of violence. 

        You’re not going to kick anyone’s ass tonight, Anal Boy. You’re going to go bite your pillow and take your nightly rectal pounding from multiple male partners, like every other night. 

        • Brian Albrecht
          February 1, 2018 at 10:35 pm

          why dont you really find out who i am then? post your address if your so sure im a fake tough guy, or we can meet at a mutually determined place if you dont believe me. Im not fucking around pussy. lets go. Im in weymouth, and i assume you’re from worcester. I’ll go to worcester need be. Dont poke the bear you pussy bitch

          • briANALbrect’s Therapist
            February 1, 2018 at 10:53 pm

            Every violent outburst is just a cry for help, Anal Boy. We’re here for you. Just come out and be free. Stop living the lie. 

            Who hurt you, Anal Boy? Who inappropriately touched you as a little boy and filled you with so much rage? Was it daddy? No, it couldn’t have been him, because he was in jail for fondling the neighbor’s kid. Was it an uncle? Mommy? A babysitter? You can tell me. 

  • I’m Brian Albrecht, and I Approve This Message
    February 1, 2018 at 3:34 pm

    Michael Wollff’s dick tastes like shit.

    Don’t believe me? I’ll fight you in Mymouth, er, I mean Weymouth. 

  • Alex Reamer
    February 1, 2018 at 3:14 pm

    The Wolffman is all bark no bite (unless you ask nicely)!

  • Hugh Jass
    February 1, 2018 at 2:55 pm

    What about that big FB lawsuit that TB is always blustering about?! LOL! TB is pure poseur, just like Archie from Southie.

    • Mike
      February 1, 2018 at 5:51 pm

      It’s neat how you comment on every article. Did it occur to you that your page views are getting counted amongst the site’s traffic, which ultimately is used to set prices for advertisers? It’s like you are making TBS money. That’s pretty generous of you.

  • Dumb Shit!
    February 1, 2018 at 2:32 pm

    “people who aren’t afraid to put principal above politics”

    Putting the school Principal above politics? Geez! When you throw stones you should probably get your FUCKING grammar correct!!! Dumb SHIT!!!

    Similar to how you spelled “conquered” a few weeks ago when you murdered it, with “concurred”! Again, DUMB SHIT!

    Get a dictionary for CHRIST’S SAKE!

    • Uncle Randy
      February 1, 2018 at 3:45 pm

      How’s he supposed to look it up if he doesn’t know how to spell it, Dumb Shit?

    • Finn
      February 1, 2018 at 3:53 pm

      Hey stupid, you don’t have to capitalize “Principal”. You only capitalize when it goes before a proper noun. I guess you were more concerned with spelling.

  • Brian Albrecht
    February 1, 2018 at 1:45 pm

    who gives a fuck? turtleboy is absolute trash like all you central/western mass pussies. Fuck out of my face with this bull shit.
    #trash ass nigga
    #FUCKYOU
    #WEYMOUTHRISEUP
    #BRIANALBRECHT

    • Uncle Randy
      February 1, 2018 at 1:53 pm

      Go sit in traffic some more.

      • Brian Albrecht
        February 1, 2018 at 2:03 pm

        Uncle randy… is that what your nephew calls you while you’re molesting him you sick piece of shit. If you have a problem with anything ive said come to weymouth and do something about it. PUSSY
        #fuckoutofhere
        #UNCLERANDY
        #pussy

        • Uncle Randy
          February 1, 2018 at 2:06 pm

          Kid’s upset.

          • Brian Albrecht
            February 1, 2018 at 2:23 pm

            yeah thats what i though you fucking pussy. Shut your god damn mouth. Meet up with me if you still feel tough. I’ll have you on your back swallowing your teeth so fucking fast.

        • Uncle Randy
          February 1, 2018 at 2:43 pm

          Kid calls me a molester and then wants to meet up with me so I can swallow.

          • Brian Albrecht
            February 1, 2018 at 3:31 pm

            Yup keep hiding behind your screen name. You fucking pussy ass bitch! come to weymouth! i fucking dare you! or give me your address fruit cup. Uncle randy lol you dumb worcester trash

          • Uncle Randy
            February 1, 2018 at 3:40 pm

            Kid’s inviting me over his house now. Probably wants to get his buttcheeks pounded.

          • Brian Albrecht
            February 1, 2018 at 4:03 pm

            You’re so stupid, the only thing that would be pounded is your face with my battering ram right hand. Your mother says my semen taste like strawberries
            #FUCKWITME
            #WEYMOUTHRISEUP
            #BRIANALBRECHT

          • I'm Brian Albrecht, and I Approve This Message
            February 1, 2018 at 4:06 pm

            #briANALbrecht
            It’s all in the name.

          • Brian Albrecht
            February 1, 2018 at 4:14 pm

            HAHA wow youre so smart. such a good find, not low hanging fruit at all. GOD YOU’RE A FUCKING RETARD. I’ll smack the fuck out of you if you ever want to square up you pussy cuck.

          • I'm briANALbrecht, and I Approve This Message
            February 1, 2018 at 4:18 pm

            I’m terrified. Not that you’ll kick my ass, but that you’ll try to rape me afterwards. I’ve heard about you Weymouth boys.

            No thanks, donut puncher.

          • Brian Albrecht
            February 1, 2018 at 4:21 pm

            yup, classic pussy. So you admit that you know I’ll kick the shit out of you. SNOWFLAKE

          • I'm briANALbrecht, and I Approve This Message
            February 1, 2018 at 4:27 pm

            You most definitely could kick my ass! No dispute there.

            It’s what you’ll do when I’m knocked out cold that worries me. I mean, you’re probably used to waking up with your pants around your ankles and a sore asshole, but I’m not. I’d prefer to keep my anal cherry, and continue to let you yell at your computer screen.

            Your boyfriend is in for a rough night. Tell him that I am sorry for cranking you up.

          • I’m briANALbrecht, and I Approve This Message
            February 1, 2018 at 8:41 pm

            Your offer to meet in real life, so that you can “rock my face” is tempting, but I’m not gay. I’m very flattered, but I like women. 

            Good luck finding that “special someone” who will enjoy your kind of affection. 

        • DaTruth
          February 1, 2018 at 6:29 pm

          Brian albrecht just died today on this thread. RIP

          • Brian Albrecht
            February 1, 2018 at 7:49 pm

            How about we meet up in real life and you and can say that to my face? I’ll be on a nod and still rock your face pussy. I’d fucking kill you and that CUCK Uncle Randy any day of the week and twice on sunday you dick sucking douche bag. Where are you from tough guy?

        • Brian’s papa
          February 1, 2018 at 9:05 pm

          Says the guy who comments on every blog. You love the turtle !

    • Mike
      February 1, 2018 at 5:53 pm

      Brah! Stop using hashtags, that’s not how they work. You’re embarrassing yourself.

  • Finn
    February 1, 2018 at 1:18 pm

    I can’t take Michael Wolff seriously. He looks like Dr. Evil masquerading as a legit author.

    • Jack Straw from Wichita
      February 1, 2018 at 1:55 pm

      Damn, you beat me to it!

      • Democrats Suck
        February 1, 2018 at 3:57 pm

        SAME!! He totally does look like Dr. Evil. I was going to say the same thing and then make fun of shitbag loser Hitlery losing to a black man with no political experience and then an orange man with no political experience. She sucks

    • Dr. Evil
      February 1, 2018 at 8:55 pm

      He kind of looks like smeagol in a suit.

  • Bushmaster 06
    February 1, 2018 at 1:11 pm

    Speaking of Nikki Haley, she’s a candidate I could get behind.

    • vicxh
      February 1, 2018 at 7:03 pm

      Agreed. All the way with Nikki.
      I would Mika too.

  • A Dumbfuck Liberal
    February 1, 2018 at 1:07 pm

    Dude but he is the man who is going to get Trump finally impeached!

  • Maggie the Cat
    February 1, 2018 at 1:02 pm

    Michael Wolff is not very observant, though he seems to think he is. Anyone who has been paying attention could tell him right off that Trump prefers blondes exclusively. Nikki Haley is not a blonde. That’s not the only thing Michael Wolff gets wrong, of course.

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