Micro Mushroom Tip Complains That Deceased Stoneham Firefighter Has Fire Trucks At Funeral, Calls Dead Veteran An “Imbecile Firefighter” For Dying In Tragic Gun Accident In 2016

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Retired Stoneham firefighter Charles Greenleaf recently passed away, and since his son is also a firefighter they elected to send him off with the same respect that any fallen firefighter would receive. Today was the funeral, and as part of the procession there were police escorts and fire trucks out and about. Pretty standard stuff. We’ve all seen these events, and although they’re a minor inconvenience you just kind of suck it up and deal with it out of respect for the deceased.

Well not everyone saw it that way. This is Scott Davis of Stoneham.

(his profile lies, he lives in Stoneham)

And he had some pretty terrible thoughts running through his head. Except instead of just keeping them there so people wouldn’t know what an assmunch he is, he elected to post about it in a Stoneham community Facebook group.

Whoa!! Not one, but TWO firetrucks!! At a funeral for a firefighter nonetheless!! But, but, but, muh tax dollars!! As soon as I saw him whining about his tax dollars I figured he had to some gruntled, whiny conservative, because that’s usually the people who complain about that sort of stuff.

Instead I discovered a pussy hat wearing vagbooger.

No offense, but you don’t get to be a democrat and complain about wasting tax dollars. Just sayin.

Evidently being a retired firefighter now means you are unworthy of a proper sendoff, because it might inconvenience Mr. Micro-mushroom tip.

The worst part about the rant was what he said about the other firefighter who died in 2016. That would be 24 year old army veteran Dave Atherton, who made some poor decisions with some former army buddies and accidentally got shot in the face with a gun that he didn’t know was loaded. Sure, it was his fault for being in a situation like that, but he’s dead, and his death was a tragedy. He wasn’t some ratchet free loader, he was a veteran and a firefighter who served his community and his country.

And what does Scott Davis decide to say about him?

“They even did the whole overwrought thing for the imbecile firefighter who died playing with a gun with a friend a few years back.”

Human. Garbage.

Be douchier. You can’t.

This was Dave Atherton when he was about to be deployed in 2012.

And here’s what Douchequeef McGee had to see about him.

What a worthless pile of poo.

Dave’s just mad that when he dies no one’s coming to his funeral, because when you live your life as an argumentative curmudgeon, people start to realize that life is too short to associate with miserable peons like you.

Oh, and did I mention he owns a business in town called Academy Computer Services? Please, whatever you do, DO NOT flood their Facebook page with one star reviews. That would make him more upset than the sight of firetrucks at a firefighter’s funeral!

28 Comment(s)
  • Hairy clam chowda
    January 22, 2019 at 1:43 pm

    This loser most definitely is a sparkle with a scanner. Oh yeah happened to be driving by? Yeah!! He surely is a cuck but he does the filming for sure cuz he gut no balls. Wanna be fireman resorts to computer repairs

  • Robin Strangi
    January 21, 2019 at 10:56 am

    Lived in Stoneham for 40 years and can’t ever remember where Green St is.

  • Robin Strangi
    January 20, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    That overwrought kid was a fireman. He has family and friends out there that love and miss him desperately. This guy is a real sicko. My daughter was one of his best friends. Best friends sense kindergarten. His mom an amazing woman passed away when he was in elementary school his Dad when he was in middle school. He was a strong fighter with character and kindness His brother cared for him and loved him became his guardian and raised him to be a wonderful you g man He was so loved and loved so many David wanted to serve his community, as he did his country. He loved the town that took him undrr their wing. He loved his country and even defended shitbags like you!!!! Young wonderful young man passes away by a horrible accident. So many still suffer the loss

    That skank ass far left shit liberal has the sick mentality. Act like you care so much about people, love and peace, acceptance and the like. But the truth at the end of the day like all these self serving skank bags is $$$$. Him and his poor tax dollars. Hiding in the holier then thou bs.

    GOD is watching over, holding and loving David and his parents. GOD is caring and watching over and loving his friends and family.

  • Pink Pussy Hat
    January 19, 2019 at 8:18 pm

    Hey Scott I know you’re going to read this. You look like you have an atrocious speech impediment with those puffy lips and face fat. I bet you are a sexual deviant too. Probably like having stuff jammed up your ass while you suck iff one of the pussy hat girls strap ons. Karma is a funny thing in life. Being a decent human being isn’t that hard Scott. It’s more than voting D

  • Captain Trips
    Claribell the Clown
    January 19, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    I didn’t know Howdy Doody was an actual human being…and his real name is Scott Davis!

  • Jim
    January 19, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    He looks like a fucking weasel. You could hardly draw a cartoon of a smarmy piece of shit better than he really looks

  • Captain Trips
    January 19, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    Looks like that lei in the pic is the only ‘lei’ he’ll ever get!

  • Steve
    January 19, 2019 at 12:33 pm

    Scott you are fraud your all about deversity but you choose live in at town Stoneham that has LESS thanks 3% minority population…  typical white liberal all about diversity just not where he lives ….
    Scott I would hate to wake up in the morning and be you …You suck ! 

  • Peter DeCoch
    January 19, 2019 at 10:17 am

    Surprised they had his kind coming from Saugus or Stoneham for that matter. He talks and looks a lot more like someone from Newton or Brookline, if you get my drift….

  • McElroy
    January 19, 2019 at 9:25 am

    Academy Computer Services

  • Ungawah
    January 19, 2019 at 8:36 am

    This Shitbag closed his company’s web site. Gotta get him on his FB page and Yelp people like this need to be taught a lesson

  • Got a bone to pick, Bae
    January 19, 2019 at 12:41 am

    Ok, MVTB,
    Why would you assume the guy was a conservative?
    Conservatives are the last ones to rip on firefighters or cops, especially if one has passed. A lot of us are vets and there’s a lot of vets on the job. Your assumption made no sense and only shows that you might lack some life experience and hold a bit of a bias.
    I knew as soon as I saw his pic that he was a pussy hat wearing, card carrying, liberal democrat twink.
    That’s plainly obvious even without context.

    • #metoo
      January 19, 2019 at 10:31 am

      I’ve noticed that too. You are 100% correct

  • TriggerHappy
    January 18, 2019 at 11:32 pm

    This pussy hates what he will never be nor could ever be. A beta soy boy pussy to the core.

  • Clitty Litter
    January 18, 2019 at 10:11 pm

    Is he wearing makeup in that JCrew sweater photo?

  • Sulfer Powder
    January 18, 2019 at 8:36 pm

    Yelp! Kill him there..

  • TREY Benningtom IV
    January 18, 2019 at 8:33 pm

    Hey won’t have any fire trucks at his funeral. Maybe some pussy hat wearing cunts will gather round and sing kum ba ya to this fat “woke” fuck. I’ll be there too and i promise to piss on his grave.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    January 18, 2019 at 7:41 pm

    Everythong about this guy screams, PUSSY! . I’m sure h8s family is in hiding right now. Get him on yelp too! He’s got a face that screams, “I enjoy penises in every orifice”…

  • ElJefe72
    January 18, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    Scott Davis used to be a woman, right?

  • Local
    January 18, 2019 at 6:11 pm

    Haha. What a moron he is. Karma is a butch you little pussy.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    January 18, 2019 at 6:02 pm

    Social Media is cancer. The opportunities for self-immolation are endless.

    The bright side is that because of Social Media there is a Turtleboy and we get to laugh and laugh and laugh as these idiots destroy their lives. Rock on Scott. I’m sure everyone who ever met you thinks you are a Schmendrick. Now the rest of the world knows it too. Dumbass.

  • Incontheeevable
    January 18, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    Wallace Shawn-lookin’ motherfucker.

    • Lola Bunny
      January 18, 2019 at 11:31 pm

      You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is ‘never get involved in a Facebook war that attracts the Turtle!’

  • ExJake
    January 18, 2019 at 5:47 pm

    After this Cuck takes a BBC and gets his colon perforated he better drive himself to the E.R., Emergency Services may take the long way to the hospital.

  • Evel Stevel
    January 18, 2019 at 5:44 pm

    Have you ever seen a more punchable face than the doughy blob on this pussy ? He’s got that prissy, passive aggressive, bitch smirk going on, too. I’m sure he’s always wanted to jealously lash out at a real man but has never had the balls to do so in real life, so he takes these cheap online shots. Inferior little loser.

  • warpedhead
    January 18, 2019 at 5:42 pm

    I’d like to kick him in his Kunt !!

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    January 18, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    Guaranteed this felcher failed his civil service test and this is why he harbors a grudge. When he hears a siren his pants get tight in the crotch and he gets light headed dreaming about what I could have been if he wasn’t an abject failure….oh hi leigha

  • Scott Davis looks like a pickle smoocher too
    January 18, 2019 at 5:13 pm

    A very handsome woman.

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