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Retired Stoneham firefighter Charles Greenleaf recently passed away, and since his son is also a firefighter they elected to send him off with the same respect that any fallen firefighter would receive. Today was the funeral, and as part of the procession there were police escorts and fire trucks out and about. Pretty standard stuff. We’ve all seen these events, and although they’re a minor inconvenience you just kind of suck it up and deal with it out of respect for the deceased.

Well not everyone saw it that way. This is Scott Davis of Stoneham.

(his profile lies, he lives in Stoneham)

And he had some pretty terrible thoughts running through his head. Except instead of just keeping them there so people wouldn’t know what an assmunch he is, he elected to post about it in a Stoneham community Facebook group.

Whoa!! Not one, but TWO firetrucks!! At a funeral for a firefighter nonetheless!! But, but, but, muh tax dollars!! As soon as I saw him whining about his tax dollars I figured he had to some gruntled, whiny conservative, because that’s usually the people who complain about that sort of stuff.

Instead I discovered a pussy hat wearing vagbooger.

No offense, but you don’t get to be a democrat and complain about wasting tax dollars. Just sayin.

Evidently being a retired firefighter now means you are unworthy of a proper sendoff, because it might inconvenience Mr. Micro-mushroom tip.

The worst part about the rant was what he said about the other firefighter who died in 2016. That would be 24 year old army veteran Dave Atherton, who made some poor decisions with some former army buddies and accidentally got shot in the face with a gun that he didn’t know was loaded. Sure, it was his fault for being in a situation like that, but he’s dead, and his death was a tragedy. He wasn’t some ratchet free loader, he was a veteran and a firefighter who served his community and his country.

And what does Scott Davis decide to say about him?

“They even did the whole overwrought thing for the imbecile firefighter who died playing with a gun with a friend a few years back.”

Human. Garbage.

Be douchier. You can’t.

This was Dave Atherton when he was about to be deployed in 2012.

And here’s what Douchequeef McGee had to see about him.

What a worthless pile of poo.

Dave’s just mad that when he dies no one’s coming to his funeral, because when you live your life as an argumentative curmudgeon, people start to realize that life is too short to associate with miserable peons like you.

Oh, and did I mention he owns a business in town called Academy Computer Services? Please, whatever you do, DO NOT flood their Facebook page with one star reviews. That would make him more upset than the sight of firetrucks at a firefighter’s funeral!