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Social Justice Warriors

Stunning And Brave Stoneham Doctor And White Guilt Activist Daughter Get Totally Real Letter In Mailbox From Racist Calling Them N Word Lovers For BLM Yard Signs

Uncle Turtleboy / July 17, 2020

  Last night on the Live show I talked about the latest VERY real hate crime out of Stoneham, starting…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Hurricane Hennessy Raises $1,150 For Masks That Melrose-Wakefield Hospital Asked Her To Raise For Them Because They Couldn’t Go Directly Through Her Supplier

Uncle Turtleboy / April 24, 2020

  This is Vanessa Dedulonus from Melrose. The hat. I think we all know where this is going. Vanessa was…

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All-Star Criminals

Karen Of The Day: Childless Stoneham Divorce Attorney Narcs On Crotch Fruits Playing Basketball, Wants Parents Fined, Says She’s Making A Difference

Uncle Turtleboy / April 23, 2020

  Here’s your Karen of the day out of Stoneham. Boys playing basketball??? In public?? Holy. Fucking. Shit. We are…

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Current events

Ginger Snookie Says The Stoneham Cops And Townsfolk Are Targeting Her Because She’s Jewish After Claiming To Have Coronavirus And Sending Her Crotch Fruits To School

Uncle Turtleboy / March 19, 2020

  This is Shoshana Gordon from Stoneham. Every town reports on how many incidents they have of coronavirus, and Stoneham…

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All-Star Criminals

Malden Police Chief And Sassy DTA Worker Each Cop Block Bitch Bio Josh Abrams’ Soul After He Tries To Film Poor People At The Welfare Office

Uncle Turtleboy / August 26, 2019

  Last month cop block bitch boi Josh Abrams swore that I would be arrested and/or charged by the Stoneham…

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Nudniks

Police Investigation Reveals Turtleboy Has Nothing To Do With Alleged Pepsi Bottle Assault On Cop Block Chud Joshua Abrams, Connects The Crime To A Wakefield Teen, Making Abrams The Biggest Loser In Existence

Uncle Turtleboy / July 29, 2019

  Remember how adamant lifetime loser and copblock chud Josh Abrams was that “The Turtleboy” came to his house and…

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Nudniks

Sackless Stoneham Copblock Cuckhold And Career Criminal Films Himself Harassing Wakefield Police Officer In The Whiniest Videos Ever, Makes Ears Across The Internet Bleed

Uncle Turtleboy / July 16, 2019

Let me formally introduce you to this tub of high cholesterol and raw sex appeal…. Joshua Abrams, of Stoneham.  …

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Nudniks

Stoneham SpunkGuzzler Asks For “Deformation” Lawsuit Help On Twitter, Effeminate Aspiring Karaoke Star Boyfriend Issues Video Response On Twitter Account That Appears To Belong To A 12 Year Old Girl In 1999.

Uncle Turtleboy / March 19, 2019

This has to be one of the highlight weeks of my blogging career thus far, you guys. I’m making more…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Whiny Stoneham SpunkGuzzler Complains About Police Officer Telling Her To Move From Handicap Parking Spot In The Most Rambling, Shady Post Imaginable On Community Page

Uncle Turtleboy / March 18, 2019

How do you blow up a minor interaction with police into a completely unrelated ratchet rant that ends up making…

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Nudniks

Micro Mushroom Tip Complains That Deceased Stoneham Firefighter Has Fire Trucks At Funeral, Calls Dead Veteran An “Imbecile Firefighter” For Dying In Tragic Gun Accident In 2016

Uncle Turtleboy / January 18, 2019

If you like free speech and want to support what we’re doing, feel free to donate to the Turtle fund:…

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All-Star Criminals

Woburn Fuckknuckle Plays Ping Pong With His Acura Tearing Down Multiple Utility Poles in Drunk Driving Douchecapades Through Stoneham

Uncle Turtleboy / March 27, 2017

‘It Was Described As A War Zone,’ Prosecutor Says I think what the Prosecutor meant to say was, “It looked…

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