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Ginger Snookie Says The Stoneham Cops And Townsfolk Are Targeting Her Because She’s Jewish After Claiming To Have Coronavirus And Sending Her Crotch Fruits To School


This is Shoshana Gordon from Stoneham.

Every town reports on how many incidents they have of coronavirus, and Stoneham thus far has exactly zero.

But yet Shoshana has been causing quite the panic in town by posting that she’s had the disease for a week, which concerned a lot of people because she had been dropping off her crotch fruits at school.

So I guess two pictures of a bloody tissue is all the proof you need these days to convince the Interwebz that you got the coronavirus.

She claimed that she was tested her and her “life partner” for it.

And she said that the town was lying about not having any cases of chop fluey because she put a different address.

Her posts freaked everyone out because the world has gone mad with coronavirus, and people wanted to know if the town was covering something up. So a woman made a post on a Stoneham community page telling people about Ginger Snookie’s post and including the screenshots above.

Shoshana responded to the post and called out poor Bethany, who was just trying to find out the truth.

Yea, there’s nothing private about coronavirus. If you got that shit you should get a scarlett Red China C tittoed on your gerber servers. I don’t wanna be around you or your crotch fruits until we figure this out, so it’s absolutely other people’s business.

But something didn’t smell right about the whole thing. She’s been practically begging for attention on Facebook about it, and said that her crotch fruits have been telling everyone in school that Mom has the commie cold.

What she hadn’t done at this point was offer ANY sort of evidence that she was actually infected, and wasn’t just an attention seeking drama queef. According to her that was because her “lawyer” told her not to.

She demanded that the Facebook admin take down the post about her, even though her name was redacted. When she was told that this was a community health issue, and that elderly people would be at risk if she really had the Wu Flu, she threw herself a pity party.

Yea, why do you care about all the people who this disease could spread to when you should be focusing on her!! ME, ME, ME, ME, ME!!!

Oh, and she says that she’s being picked on in town because she’s Jewish and says that her crotch fruits saw swastikas in the bathroom of the elementary school, which is causing UTI infections.

Yea, this chick TOTALLY is not an attention seeking drama magnet who perpetually makes herself a victim. Not at all.

Keep in mind, she called asking people if they’ve got CV “ableist.”

She wants you to help find attorneys for black convicts in Alabama.

And she’s mad at her crotch fruit’s teacher for liking posts from concerned citizens about whether or not the woman posting about having coronavirus, does in fact have coronavirus.

Her posts led to the cops and the board of health showing up at her house for a Mexican standoff to see her papers.

The tape shows her hand a piece of paper to one of those guys, but doesn’t show what it says or how this was resolved. I guess we’ll just have to take her word for it that her multiple lawyers and doctors advised her to give them something that says, “Shoshana’s got coronavirus” on it.

I reached out to Shoshana for comment and she never got back to me. But let’s be honest, she’d probably just tell me her lawyer, who is very real, told her not to talk to me cuz…..HIPAA.

My guess? She can’t shut the fuck up on social media and wanted to get some attention and pity from her friends, so she pretended to have coronavirus because getting coronavirus is all the rage these days. She was hoping it would just stay with her Facebook friends, but people talk and screenshot, and the next thing you know it’s in a community group freaking people out. At that point she knew the town would get involved so she said she was being picked on for being Jewish and her privacy rights were being violated. Either that or a massive coverup by the town. Tough one.



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83 Comment(s)
  • Yakir
    June 23, 2020 at 7:48 pm

    I see alot of antisemites and stalkers here…… be a terrible shame if I start get the law involved……..

  • Gingers Fuckbuddy
    April 27, 2020 at 9:32 am

    I’ve known this bitch for a little while. She is a disgusting, rancid, judgemental piece of shit thinks she knows better than anyone and lives with her head in the clouds and her nose above yours. Her husband has no idea she’s been fucking around on him for years and is a typical beta who has no idea how to shut his wife’s piehole before she goes too far with it and mouths off to the wrong person and get’s her mouth slapped off her face.
    She isn’t Jewish AT ALL! There isn’t a drop of Jewish blood in her and she was born to a chink who knew she would be a worthless whore and gave her up. She was then adopted and raised by a Jewish woman but knows nothing about being a Jew…because she’s not a Jew! She thinks she is, but when you get to know what a fucking demon she is, it’s clear that she’s completely Godless.
    The mouth on her, though. I almost had to slap the shit out of her, but I didn’t want to go to jail again. This bitch a worthless whore and anyone who says otherwise IS HER!!! Go look at people have to say about her on FB. she is a vile parasite who desperately needs a fucking beating! If this were 1950 and her husband wasn’t such a little beta, he’d have slapped her mouth shut years ago. This bitch is going to destroy her weak husband and the poor schmo is blind and stupid to see that she’s using him and fucking a dozen other guys.

    • Yakir
      June 23, 2020 at 7:45 pm

      This coming from the beta cuck that uses blackmail to threaten women as well as physical violence? Yes I know all about you Nick. Keep commenting about Ms. Gordon. Keep running your mouth. you are all bark and no bite. You wouldn’t know Judaism if it bit you in the ass. Unlike you I have the legal connections and power to make your life hell if you keep harassing her. So why don’t you leave her alone. Don’t bother threatening me either, boy. You’ll find I’m quite trained by MMA fighters. You know…. What a REAL man can do. As for the rest of you, this little cuck has no real knowledge of Judaism and his fake machismo is nothing but a show because he’s an abuser. So lay off or I’ll start making some calls to lawyers…..

      • IGuessImNick
        June 24, 2020 at 12:12 am

        And nobody is harassing her, you beta! I can leave comments on this page about her all I want! Am I saying anything to her? I can talk about your whore wife all I want and there’s not a damned thing you can do about it. Even if you could, you wouldn’t because you are a weak beta.

    • IGuessImNick
      June 24, 2020 at 12:17 am

      Please get the law involved! I’m begging you to get the law involved! I want to see how stupid you fucking feel when they tell you that nobody is making threats and send you the fuck home to your whore wife. Here’s the number to the Stoneham Police. 781-438-1215. CALL THEM RIGHT NOW while the evidence is hot. Here’s my ip address, Fucking fool. Do your worst.

      • Yakir
        June 24, 2020 at 9:00 am

        Buddy I’m not the husband. I’m the guy with connections with lawyers across the country and PIs in every state….. And if you think I’m weak you’re delusional. It’s hard to call someone trained by MMA fighters weak lol.

        • IGuessImNick
          June 24, 2020 at 1:27 pm

          Ooooh! Connections! I’m scared now! Stop talking and get to work, beta! Go defend your wife! Dig up my past post it online. Do your worst. By the way, I’m not Nick and your wife will die a whore. while you’re at it, let everybody know that your wife is an animal abuser who’s breeding a pair of pugs over and over again to sell them for profit. Fucking skank! They’re called backyard breeders. Your wife is seriously a fucking stupid bitch, whore, animal abuser and cunt.
          You keep mentioning MMA fighters like that’s supposed to scare me. It doesn’t. It might scare Nick. But send them to my door, and I’ll send them back and fucking boxes.

          • IGuessImNick
            June 24, 2020 at 1:30 pm

            You’re scary her that her husband? Dude, Pee-wee Herman is scarier than her husband. Now, less talk and more action, please! I want to see how capable you are. I betting not at all.

  • Satan
    March 22, 2020 at 9:32 am

    Adorable Pugs!! Call me…….

    • IGuessImNick
      June 24, 2020 at 12:06 am

      Nick? Ha! Okay! Dude, your wife thinks everybody she doesn’t like is stalking her. She has more imaginary stalkers than anyone I’ve ever heard of. She’s a stupid bitch with a big mouth and when she pisses somebody off, she made it Lee considers that personal stalker. Look at her fucking Facebook page! Everybody’s a fucking stalker! Every other post is about someone stalking her! Dude, understand this and never forget it. You own the village bike.
      And about the lawyers, would you like a phone number? Call all the lawyers in the world! Call every last one and see if they will take your case. I challenge you and your lawyers to do your worst! Call them right now! Unless I start making threats, you have absolutely nothing and not a single lawyer in the world is going to waste his time with a faggot like you!
      If you were smart, dude, instead of getting angry with the people who know your wife (in the biblical sense), you should smack her fucking mouth off of her face. That would be more appropriate because that’s where the problems are coming from, her mouth.
      wonder how many times your wife has said things like, “that’s all in the past. I’m with you now.”
      Well guess what, me and probably hundreds of others or supposed to be in her past are in your face now. That’s what you get for marrying the village bike. We’ve all taken a ride, bro.
      Actually, bro, when she had her miscarriage, she called me to make her feel better. What kind of a wife calls a former fuck-buddy after a miscarriage? I’ll tell your lawyers the rest. Go ahead and open this can of worms. Quite frankly, I’d be doing you a favor by telling you everything I know about her. I can’t tell you this, though. I would keep a woman like that as far the fuck away from my children as I possibly could.

      • Yakir
        June 24, 2020 at 8:55 am

        Oh Nick Seidal. I know all about you. I know all about the laws. But don’t worry, I can have private investigators dig up your past. You see I’m not the husband. I’m a whole lot more scarier. And I know all about betas like you. You wouldn’t last 2 seconds in a fight with a real man. I also know that you stood outside all day interrogating everyone over a note. I know you’re mentally unstable. You’re a roach. Keep running your mouth, I’ll find the dirt I need….. Blackmail is illegal by the way. I’ll keep my eyes out…..

  • Don Rickles
    March 21, 2020 at 10:50 pm

    Does the carpet match the drapes?

    • Mr. Clean
      March 21, 2020 at 11:12 pm

      I dont think so Don.

      • Oscar Gamble
        March 21, 2020 at 11:22 pm

        Only one way to find out!

        • Telly Savalas
          March 22, 2020 at 1:13 am

          @Shoshana….. Telly loves you baby!!!

  • Mimi Joyce
    March 21, 2020 at 6:28 pm

    Regardless of whether or not she has it, though I highly doubt it, who the fuck posts pictures of their dirty, bloody Kleenex? That in itself should tell you everything you need to know about her

  • Alan Page
    March 21, 2020 at 11:33 am

    This lady is way out there. I used to see her at the dog park and she’d always tell me how big my dog’s pecker was.She would say he had really full yummy looking balls. I was proud and jealous at the same time.

  • Surprised Flapjack
    March 21, 2020 at 10:25 am

    Why are Juwes noses so big?



  • Richard Ramirez
    March 21, 2020 at 5:43 am

    Hell Yes

  • Silencio Dogood
    March 21, 2020 at 4:49 am

    Selfie-love allows a narcissist this conceit, to appear as they see themselves, while blind to how others View-Master them, in a stereoscopic reality. Needing a humidifier, Shoeshine instead concluded that she has The Virus, offering out of focus blood clottage as proof of the pudding, but can plastic really catch an illness?

  • T.R., channeling Zappa
    March 21, 2020 at 3:27 am

    I want a horny little jewish princess
    With overworked gums, who squeaks when she comes…

    Mmmm, yes. I could do something with her bagel bite kosher hole.

  • Nat anotha 1
    March 20, 2020 at 1:45 pm

    I saw all the real info, why didn’t you post any of it? i liked your page for a while but you wrong for this one man ima have to give your book to my fireplace man she goes above and beyond, lots of people are showing symptoms online its how they are coping with being sick. half her family and friends are doctors, she has a lot more access to shit normal ppl dont have cus of that plus her kieakea husband is loaded is she a little odd? yeah but she’s probably the sweetest down to earth non judging broad ive met to date. clean girl nice wicked sense of humor and wildly successful. I do think she needs to chill with them yoga pants tho cus that a$$ is fat and making me hungry

  • Alex DeLarge
    March 20, 2020 at 11:23 am

    This is what happens to day shift strippers when The clubs are forced to close.

    • Stalker45
      June 23, 2020 at 11:51 pm

      Wrong! I knew her personally. She a filthy whore. Argue all you want. Some of us know the facts.

  • Gingers Are Diseased
    March 20, 2020 at 11:07 am

    Never trust a ginger. Whether it’s real or faux coloring, they cray cray. Stay tf away

  • Karl Marx
    March 20, 2020 at 10:18 am

    That juwdude is her husband. They have been married for yrs.nice guy. rich like all juden she is actually a neat chick that does a lot of good for others. Her sense of humor is weird.if you don no her i cud see why it would be twisted. chicks post dumb content when they are sick all of them its weird all the blood leaves the brain and runs to the fingers. I used to workout with her and that bod is real which makes it even weirder to me tbh. she doesn’t even wear that much makeup i think ppl are just jells cus she is living the good life juws do be like that sometimes

  • Dees nutz
    March 20, 2020 at 9:54 am

    Just because you blow so many guys, i mean coke and have a bloody nose does not give you covid19. You are extremely ugly even with makeup and as you become less and less attractive and spend 1000s on looking like a fake human you still lose attention and seek more, hence this sharad. dad.had homeschooled you you would be a well balanced individual, not the scab you turned out to be. Ps wouldn’t even in the ass, hotdog down a hallway. You’ve always been known as a whore…

    • Killer k
      March 20, 2020 at 9:58 am

      You know her as well? Sure was in school… gave it up in 6th grade. She blew 3 guys at a party in one night. Eww. Im a girl and know this from her telling me!!

    • Paul Casale
      March 22, 2020 at 2:12 pm

      English please!

      • Paul Casale
        March 22, 2020 at 2:14 pm

        English please….

      • Yakir
        June 23, 2020 at 7:47 pm

        What’s hysterical is that I know her and you’re lying. Nice try though cuck

    • aaronpweiss
      March 22, 2020 at 7:08 pm

      Was that in English you dumb mother fucker? You type like an autistic high school female

  • Curious Carl
    March 20, 2020 at 9:28 am

    What’s going on with her butt? Looks like she’s hauling around a full contractor’s bag on her backside there buddy.

    Otherwise fetching, though I’d be wary when she took off the makeup.

  • Snarky Pete
    March 20, 2020 at 8:49 am

    She has sili-corona-virus

  • hartf811
    Muy Calente
    March 20, 2020 at 8:45 am

    Obviously your Spanglish is a little off!

    I'm Infected
    March 20, 2020 at 7:49 am

    Why am I the only one who would stay in my fucking house for 14 days and not tell a sole on social media that I had the fucking virus? Oh right, I’m not a fucking attention seeking fart gobbler.

  • speedymcfug
    March 20, 2020 at 2:35 am

    She actually is a real down to earth intelligent beautiful and natural chick. I know her personally and while i think she might have her english skills a little off cus she’s multi languaged she means well, i saw the screens that you didn’t share, you got it all wrong. I like your content but i cant get behind you dumping on a real one. Some of us saw her results and it did show pos but obv she aint gonna show ppl being mean to her

    • Karl Maldens Nose
      March 20, 2020 at 4:42 am

      I believe you. Is she single?

      • Paul Casale
        March 22, 2020 at 2:16 pm

        I remember that nose!

      • Guysshefucked
        March 28, 2020 at 6:28 pm

        Down to Earth? You a liar. Actually, you are her. This is the most Twisted bitching ever known in my life. Evil to the very core.

    • Dr Wu
      Dr Wu
      March 20, 2020 at 8:54 am

      Does the $29.99 include batteries? Looks like she uses 4 “D” cells

    • Kriss kross
      March 21, 2020 at 8:16 pm

      Natural is not a word to describe this plastic surgery addicted attention hound

  • Natick Outdoor Store
    March 19, 2020 at 11:16 pm

    You can use my parking lot as your own personal
    litter box anytime. Thats a yes…..

  • J€ws are GROSS
    March 19, 2020 at 10:07 pm

    Ghetto was a term originally for J€wish neighborhoods because the J€ws are such a dirty people. Hitler used the gas chambers to disinfect their lice and typhus. These J€ws are so disgusting. They are always sick with disease from centuries of inbreeding.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Debra Messing, another crazed, loudmouth Yid !
    March 19, 2020 at 7:57 pm

    ” Hold onto your cock when you deal with these desert people!”
    -Junior Soprano

  • Woody Allen
    March 19, 2020 at 7:38 pm

    Not what I picture when I think of a JAP but ok…

  • Penis McFlurry
    March 19, 2020 at 7:34 pm


  • Linda
    March 19, 2020 at 6:58 pm

    And now the police officers, health inspector, and the others that showed up to the house have been exposed and are now all self-quarantined? More fake news. Coronavirus nonsense. Not a Pandemic, but it is a Dempanic.

  • Judge dread
    March 19, 2020 at 6:54 pm

    Anyone who dates her is a faggot.

  • Richyrich
    March 19, 2020 at 6:50 pm

    She should knock it off with the plastic surgery, she’s starting to look like an inflatable sex doll you can buy for $29.99

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      March 19, 2020 at 10:51 pm

      I hear she charges less than the inflatable.


      • Boe Jiden
        Inflatable Pump
        March 20, 2020 at 11:57 am

        I laughed way too much than i should have. But seriously for a friend how much does an inflatable cost?

  • ET
    March 19, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    she never said she’s being targeted about this because she’s Jewish, she was just recalling an unrelated incident…which, if you post both sides of the convo, seems to be her trying to sympathize with someone who has also felt wronged by the town/people in the town.

  • greatchow
    Corona and lime
    March 19, 2020 at 6:01 pm

    You could write a novel on this one. She was always at the Cambridge courthouse filing BS restraining orders and motions against baby daddies and shit… grade A nut job. Do some digging you’ll be surprised.

  • THE HYPE aka Naes aka AKA
    March 19, 2020 at 5:35 pm

    “She didn’t tell me anything so I wrote the story anyways without any real information. boohoo why won’t anyone treat me like a real news site?”

    Maybe she’s not telling you because she actually does have something going on with her lawyer and talking to an online drama queen it’s probably not in her best interest?

    Like if I were going to break any information to a news site, I would pick an actual news site.

  • Maddie
    March 19, 2020 at 5:21 pm

    i get the impression everyone in the comments being anti semitic are already very familiar with social distancing. this outbreak must be easy peasy for y’all since no one wants anything to do with you on the reg

  • Ron Jeremy's Son
    March 19, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    She looks like she might have had some work but who gives a shit? I would. Just no talking.

    Two Bra Busters in one week. TBS is looking up.

    Ever consider a tournament of amply endowed ratchet women? The roster is already there:

    Heidi (Hadassah) – Reigning Champion
    Erika – Number One Contender
    Shoshana – Not Yet Ranked
    HTTG – Ringer
    Coreen – Might be disqualified for foreign objects

  • Whacky Jacky
    March 19, 2020 at 4:34 pm

    Another dial-a-douche.

  • Fucking idiot
    March 19, 2020 at 4:31 pm

    Grow the fuck up and stop twisting stories

    March 19, 2020 at 4:28 pm

    Can’t wait for this to be redacted for being highly inaccurate and reactionary… Then again that would imply that you actually do journalism and possess some form of integrity.

    • webstah
      March 19, 2020 at 7:38 pm

      suck my flacid penis you chode

    • IGuessImNick
      March 26, 2021 at 2:07 pm

      Hmmm. A year later and still not redacted, whore.

  • Pauly D
    March 19, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    Imagine posting pictures of bloody tissues on Facebook, what a dumb attention seeking twat. Zero self awareness. Thinks any attention is good attention. Hey honey, everyone hates you and thinks you’re super annoying, and their right.

  • Webster’s Pictionary
    March 19, 2020 at 4:13 pm

    If “Bimbo” had a face

  • mizzbigbooty92688
    Lost Cause
    March 19, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    What a bored dumb bi tch. You don’t have Coronavirus you have attentionwhorevirus. The pics look like you wiped your dirty period crotch. Your that bored with life already that you need attention that bad? You seem pretty ok and on Facebook to announce all your Corona problems for somebody who is that sick and hacking blood. I know if I have a fever for a week and I’m hacking blood I won’t be on Facebook fighting with the world. Just saying

    • Natasha
      March 19, 2020 at 4:33 pm

      Not going to lie, I also thought this looked like she wiped herself during her visit from Auntie Flo.

  • Said everybody
    March 19, 2020 at 3:50 pm

    Being Jewish is bad enough.

    • hartf811
      Simple Logic
      March 19, 2020 at 4:13 pm

      Like money? Like to buy stuff. Keep it up and we will close the banks. You will be buying your cheap beer with granite coins. Lots of granite coins.

  • hartf811
    Simple Logic
    March 19, 2020 at 3:30 pm

    I’m Jewish too and will be starting to paint swastikas on your house and cars to drive you away. It has nothing to do with you being Jewish. It has to do with you being in order of preference:
    a moron
    a bad parent
    Use of dog filters
    use of selfies
    your negro butt
    your floppy eared Holocausts survivor “life partner” (who is obviously a dope).

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      March 19, 2020 at 3:49 pm

      I am a Juden as well. I am 1/1024th part Jewish. My DNA test supports this. Shalom!

      • hartf811
        March 19, 2020 at 4:14 pm

        Is Buffalo Kosher?

        • dowen0895
          Dick Scratcher
          March 23, 2020 at 4:48 am

          In the heart of America?

  • Frankie Williams
    March 19, 2020 at 3:29 pm

    I find her kind of sexy, big fat ass and boobs, definitely would. The dude has the map of Israel on his face. If you filled his nose with nickels you’d be rich. His ears could be used as an antenna on a ham radio set up. Kind of ironic huh.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 19, 2020 at 3:28 pm

    I’d like to pet her pugs, but only with gloves on

  • She wins a one-way ticket to Israel
    March 19, 2020 at 3:23 pm

    She’d likely be in jail in five seconds if she ever tried this idiocy in Israel.

  • Osiris
    March 19, 2020 at 3:11 pm

    Au Revoir, Shoshana…………..

    • george costanza
      Hans Landa
      March 19, 2020 at 3:26 pm

      I kinda liked her and her theater.

  • SnarkyRider
    March 19, 2020 at 3:11 pm

    C’mon. Look at her. She FEEDS off of attention.

  • Bloop
    March 19, 2020 at 3:10 pm

    Why do ugly people think plastic surgery will make them better looking? It only makes them look weirder but ther same amount of ugly. If she really wanted to enhance her looks, she should put the only redeeming quality she has, her tits, on her face.

  • Spic Tormentor
    March 19, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    Before we know it people like this dusty queef and the stoner whore will be making their own bat soup in an effort to get the wuhan virus for attention.

  • Hook Nosed Kike Stomper
    March 19, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    Why do J∈ws always think everyone is being anti-semitic towards them?

  • foleyworld
    Casino SCUM!
    March 19, 2020 at 2:50 pm

    Totally WOULD and apparently could because I’m way better looking than all of her pictured, weirdo looking boyfriends. Call me ginger! I ain’t afraid if your Carona!

  • The popes buddy
    March 19, 2020 at 2:49 pm

    If your Jewish,be very aware that your very large noses,can and will harbor the covid19. Please be careful

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