Last month cop block bitch boi Josh Abrams swore that I would be arrested and/or charged by the Stoneham Police with assault and battery after he whined about me allegedly throwing a pepsi bottle at him and his elderly parents. Just for the record, I never did such a thing, but his parents are probably terrible, terrible people since they did such a horrible job raising this waste of precious oxygen. If this face doesn’t scream, “blow a load all over me”
then I don’t know what does.
In his most recent “First Amendment Audit” video he decided to go to the welfare (DTA) office in Malden, where he filmed poor people waiting to speak to government employees about receiving assistance. I’m sure it’s slightly embarrassing for many people who receive food stamps, so the last thing any of them would want is some scum sucking maggot filming them while they’re there.
But that’s exactly what Josh Abrams did because this is evidetnly what you do when Joa Orga isn’t blowing a load on your face. I must commend the no fucks given DTA chick and the Malden Chief of Police for absolutely OWNING this loser and putting him on edge by killing him with kindness.
This lady right here is the people’s champion.
She works at the DTA office. She’s probably used to assholes and bureaucracy. Some scrotum toad like Abrams means absolutely nothing to her.
And I don’t know what’s going on in the City of Malden, where the guy who runs the police department has half an hour to spare so he can talk in circles with a loser like this, but I credit him for taking control of that interaction. Abrams is used to being in charge. He’s got the camera, he’s ambushing you, he’s putting you on the spot, and he’s only there to do one thing – try to humiliate you.
The Chief knew exactly how to handle someone like this – go after his weaknesses.
Chief: “You seem to have this lack of self esteem or something on your part. You have this desire to intimidate people or something.”
Abrams: “Are you intimidated?”
Chief: “Not at all.”
By the end of that video it was clear that Joshy poo wasn’t speaking to a cop; he was speaking to a shrink. And he was getting more and more upset once he realized he was no longer in control of the conversation. He couldn’t rattle the guy no matter how hard he tried. The chief saw right through his facade and called him out for being a broken, sad, and angry individual, who won’t come out of the closet because they don’t want him on their team either.
Also loved this:
Abrams: “I pay taxes, so my taxes go to your salary.”
Chief: “I don’t know about that.”
Oh I know about that one chief. The answer is, no, he doesn’t pay your salary. Number one, because he doesn’t live in Malden. Number two because his mother owns the house he lives in and pays the property taxes. And number three because that would require having a job.
What makes Abrams such a pussy is that I invited him on the show, he said he’d come on, and then he bitched out and blocked me when it was show time. This is why he’s a coward – because he claims to be all about free speech, but he cowers from it when he doesn’t get to control the setting.
P.S. This guy looks really worried about the citizen’s arrest Abrams gave him.
Sounds about as legit as the charges he swears were filed against me by the Stoneham PD.
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This kid is such a little mother fucker. I stumbled across one of his “first amendment audits” on youtube and was so intrigued by this dipshit I spent 3 days now reading about him! All these “auditors” do is fuckin harass people! They go into these places with absolutely nothing to prove except that they are dick heads! I don’t see any point in any of his activities yet he presents himself as some kind of righteous dude looking out for the community when all he does is harass , terrorize, shame, embarrass, and insult people! I never agreed much with some of turtleboys activities but I commend them so much for the time and effort spent on this ass clown Abrams I have to send them a little support! Good Job with this one guys!
Welcome to the world of c-cups! “Aka” Josh Abrams!
Why is the police chief there?
Why do these assholes not have to work? Do any of them have jobs other than Danielle the failed stripper? Go be productive and raise and support your children you fucking leeches.
This is why racism is fake. You have a dindu ape, an upstanding member of law enforcement, and a Shining Path Peruvian guerrilla all telling this guy to STFU.
Josh Abrams, 21 Valley Rd, Stoneham… bag of dicks inbound
God his voice makes me want to stick fire crackers in my fuckin ears!! This loser needs to just end his sad pathetic life. Just end it already…5 million views..that’s hilarious. Hed do anything for 5 views. Nevermind 5 million. When are you guys going to stop writing about this clown?? Hes getting more publicity and acknowledgement than hes ever had, regardless if it’s bad. So just stop already. Do us all a favor please.
So. I watched his Chicago police audit last night. I would have been shocked by his ignorant behavior, but all his behavior is 100% ignorant. I’m glad people warned the Chicago PD for the simple fact that they gave him nothing to work with. he escalated the situation himself, making a complete fool of himself. Thankfully most of his views are police learning what kind of Idiocracy they’ll be dealing with. Josh’s type of harassment needs to come to a screeching stop. Contact YT to stop this type of harassment. He’s tieing up phone lines with his ” don’t call the police ” schtick on his live feeds. God forbid some toddler is choking on his dinner, and they can’t get through to a dispatcher. These auditor’s think they’re gonna be internet millionaire’s. But a simple Google search will show that they are just a bunch of addicts.
Yo, I’m Josh and I support all men who possess inherent woman like emotional swings. Take it from me, it all comes down to one thing, NO SEX.
someone please step on this queefs neck. i am sure no one in this country would shed a tear. well beside the stank queen that is with him thinking he is going to make her famous. i do notice a few car air freshners bulging out of her pants also. just a couple of cry babies that are doing things to piss people off. i cant wait to see his name on the news as being beaten nearly to death.
I have a flame thrower with his name on it.
Does anyone know his address? Im going to send him a new bra as it looks like his old bra has become too worn to hold up those water balloons.
Wait there are poor people in Malden? Last I knew anyone who was under poverty level verified by 1099 or W2 who’s low income gets section 8, free masshealth, cash benefits, ebt, you name it.
The real people in Malden? College kids, upper middle class, etc. the free loaders are a small pop.
The freeloaders need to move to Everett, Chelsea, Malden or Revere. There is plenty of room for you slugpumps there and you can petition the city for all your welfare needs.
Go fuck yourself you fucking hood rats.
No, There isn’t. That’s why the welfare office was empty.
Would pay to slap some sense into this tool. What a waste of skin!
Ms. Cesar is an exemplary example of a professional public employee. My heart bleeds that she is such a rarity. Why is she wasting her life in government? She should be running a major corporation.
Same with the Chief.
Social Media is Cancer
Hopefully they end up in a neighborhood in Chicago that doesn’t appreciate them being there. I bet they pray for the cops to arrive then. By the way that skank he’s with looks like a stripper from the Squire that has an ugly pussy
At one time she was a resident at the house of many cums.
Does someone pay this whiny childish shitbag or what? Got douche slapped in face twice and still hung around whining like a bitch. Awful… get a new hobby like cleaning mothers basement where you live
He was actually 100% correct for most of the video. What he was doing was perfectly legal and he can’t be tresspassed for that. And then his douchebaggyness came out. He went from someone that was exercising his rights, to being a complete asshole.
Fuckface, he wasn’t there to exercise his rights. He is there to get a rise out of people.
Who cares if you can legally video-record someone on government property? Who wants too? No one with a job, friends, or a hobby.
He’s there for all of the anti-government wackos who suck his balls by praising & agreeing with him on YouTube.
He’s also waiting for the big payday when a cop he messes with finally loses his/her patience, and fucks him up bad.
Are you sure Bob? His argument is it is a public building therefore he can do what he wants. If that is the case, you can ignore any sign posted In a public building. “No food or drink”? Fuck you. It’s a public building. Is that correct?
Suffolk Superior Court is a public building. Dorchester Court as well. Why don’t you head down there with Joshy Tits and do on audit on not being allowed to bring your phone inside with you. Let me know how it goes. I am not an expert on this I am simply applying common fucking sense.
He was not 100% correct on anything and he is always a douchebag so not sure what your point is. It does not take much to be trespassed and just because he throws so large words around does not make him intelligent.
And you can’t possibly believe he went into the places he said he did and videoed. The CIA? Classic. How about the “felony a&b”? Tell me more that he was 100% correct in anything he said.
Christ, I have to stop posting here but I know Tits McGee is reading these comments and I find pleasure in reminding him that he has a better chance of losing those fat “pecs” than he does being a “dad” to his kids.
He was incorrect on many points as somebody here already listed several….
Hey chief was awesome…..”oh yeah here give
Your attorney my card and tell him I said hello”
You actually could go to the courthouse and film. As long as you stay in the public area. As soon as he goes into an area that the public cannot go into, he is breaking the law. And eating and drinking, is not a right guaranteed by the Constitution. Freedom of the Press is. If you don’t like what he is doing, then don’t react. These people get hundreds of thousands of views, because people react. Nobody would watch the video if the woman didn’t falsely claim that what he was doing was illegal. If he wants to be an ass clown, it’s his right.
No Bob, you are wrong, 1000% INCORRECT. Just like most of what Tits said.
You cannot even bring a “camera phone” into Dorchester District Court or Stoughton District Court so that eliminates all modern cell phones. Video/Photographs are not allowed in Suffolk Superior Court. Not sure what “private areas” are in a courthouse that you could enter let alone video.
Call if you want to confirm. Or take a ride their with Tits McGee and try it out.
You brought up “Freedom of the Press” however Josh is not a member of the Press.
Please do not make things up because you think it is true.
Using your Freedom of the Press argument, tell me how a “public building” can prohibit a properly licensed individual from bringing a firearm into a “public building”. Is that not protected by the Constitution? The right to bear arms?
I get it, you’re Josh’s white knight and want to protect him in hopes of some noodz, you really want to see those titties of his! But you’re still as wrong as he is.
You are an idiot
Funny, both Josh and his sidekick both care more about pestering public employees than they do for their children.
Thank you for that video… joshy, harness those monsters will you!!? Holy shit your tits are way bigger than hers. No offense to lesbians, but with that crazy receding hairline and hairstyle, you look like a fat fucking bull dyke who is not wearing a bra because you think you’re a male.
Any chance you are taking your kids back to school shopping? Maybe brining them for school supplies? Nah, you’re spending all your money on that girl who is using the shit out of you for what little you have.
Post the video of you crying when you catch her getting railed by a real man just like your baby mama was after she freed herself from the mental pretzel you put her in.
You are definitely the type that threatens suicide. You are mentally soft as your tits!
Wait…now we are worried about EBT scum bags being “outed”.
I though we all hated the lazy welfare class?
There’s a hierarchy, just like with “oppressed” people.
Josh is a far bigger cunt than any EBT ratchet so he gets the flak on this one.
Uncle TB should just change his name to Uncle EBT. No wonder Food Stamp Friday was canceled.
I’m sorry for acting this way. Maybe it’s because I’m fat, with man boobies. Maybe it’s because I try to get tow truck girl to like me, even she thinks I’m fat. The truth is, I’m so lonely. All I ever wanted to do in life was be a cop, and being a criminal…I cant. Mom could you send me some cash, my EBT card doesn’t work in Illinois.
Josh…your kids hate you (they told me).
A&B is only a arrestable in the presence of police and no such law as felony eluding in mass. So if you see this guy, hit him as hard as you can in the face. You’ll only be summonsed to court and the case will be dismissed.
Thank a lib for all these soy boys.
I’d love to see him get pulled over for speeding in that city. If there’s a violation for the antenna being too thick it’ll be added to that ticket.
Couple of things. Im not going to address what a complete loser douche bag this kid is, and how he deserves to be beaten to a pulp by anyone who would step up the plate. I do however, want to point out that while he thinks hes smarter than everyone and is incredibly condescending to any officer he talks to – he is also wrong about a lot of the things he rambles about.
Josh says that the guy that “assaulted” him will be charged with “felony elusion” if he walks away. Not a real charge in Massachusetts, asshole. Its called resisting arrest, and can only be charged if the person you are resisting is an actual police officer. (M.G.L. ch 268 s. 32B)
Second, he says that he wants him charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, because his hands are a dangerous weapon. If he is so versed in MA criminal law, as he claims to be, he would understand that hands and elbows are not considered dangerous (see M.G.L. Ch. 265 s. 15A.)
Josh states he wants the employee brought up on intimidation of a witness charges. Intimidation of a witness is a charge brought against any person who attempts to intimidate a witness or victim, who may have information or evidence, from providing that information to investigators or a jury (M.G.L. ch. 268 s. 13B).
He says that the wiretap law was repealed in 2018. Without wasting energy on an explanation, thats just wrong. and dumb.
I dont believe, for even one second that he filmed the secret service, had IRS agents arrested, or any of the made up bullshit he spews. He thinks that he is making a difference in his small little bubble of a world, but he is actually just destroying his chances of ever being a respected, useful, liked human. Fuck off, Josh.
This is correct, re: dangerous weapons. Former Mass. court reporter here and the only way you can get a dangerous weapon charge if you’re not actually using a weapon is if you kick them when they are down with a “shod foot,” as the charge states it.
I think I love you. Marry me. 🙂
He just makes up shit to look like he is smart and informed to his idiot viewers.
Kudos to the officers for killing him with kindness. What they should have done was beat him with a nightstick.
Not into Asian religions , but Karma is going to get a big piece of this douchebag with the PeeWee Herman haircut, probably sooner than later.
A couple people, including myself (not sure if you can see it) posted this story in the comment section. Prepare for another bitch-fest from Joshy-Washy!
Wadda cunt, gonna end up with his head split open. slap the phone outta his hand, tase him, smash and lose the phone and shove a dry nightstick up his arse and down his throat. cretinism is rampant
What a fuckstick, he is correct though. All that women needed to do is claim he was being a disturbance and they could trespass him and cite him for disturbing the peace.
Btw, to the Asian guy who this douchebag filed a&b charges on, he assaulted you when he said don’t touch him, he made threats toward you. Assault is the threat, battery is the action.
There are literally a whole group of these clowns that are going around harassing cops. They’re all butthurt criminals. Here’s a thought, audit your own life. As far as I know, they are all homeless, jobless, single, no drivers license…let alone none own a car. Also, I noticed that Josh has huge fucking man boobs. Just my two cents
Sorry for the visual but this is just how he warms up for role playing with all his Grindr buddies that dress up like cops and cuff him to a steel cot and take turns on him.
Good on Josh for standing up to that BBW and the stickman pig
Off you fuck, fake Dick (which is probably what your wife calls you). Cancel that – no way you’ve ever pulled a bird.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your pubestache.
The Real DS
He’s obviously a fan of yours.
Fake Dick has been messaging asking for noodz and pictures of my winky.
He’s a sad, laughable figure.
Having been previously outed, continuing to to waste time on this dipshit only gives him the attention he so desperately craves. Ignore him, that will hurt….
Hey Josh, perhaps you should get a job so you have some money for your canteen in the Big House
It’s probably the only hope you will have for not being used as a human cum rag while you are doing time. Remember how you used your time to harass and annoy people when your anal cavity is being surgically repaired
It’s clearly time well spent Your filthy counterpart will likely end Up overdosed in a public toilet somewhere so don’t expect to hang out with her in the fifteen years you’re away being someone’s wife.
Best of luck sport, at least you’re going to lose weight finally
I used to live in Malden
Legit got 10 seconds into the video and wanted to cunt punch this moron. Ugh, he’s so annoying. Like a whiny, nagging child
He’s on his way to Chicago right now. Josh has the biggest man titties I’ve ever seen. They’re incredible. His funbags are bigger than my wife’s. BTW. Skank tow truck girl is gonna be bangin some cops while your gone.
Does he not work? Is he on public assistance? If so, it’s time to report him. Not much will get done, but his name will at least be on somebody’s radar.
Thomas Mattson’s YT channel is Mass Accountability.
This clown makes me irrationally angry. I am not claiming to be a tough guy and perhaps this may come off as me being a hardo, but I would love to run into this useless bag of shit.
I know you are reading this bitch boi. I will slap You in your gigantic titties so fast you would not know what to say, because it is painfully clear you would not do a thing. I will gladly take the probation for simple a&b and I have shit so go ahead and sue tits.
First off, you do not have the courage to defend the Constitution of the United States as you claim you are doing. You don’t have the balls to enlist nor the ability to compete the physical requirements.
You have failed your entire life, academically, athletically and obviously socially. Now, since you have no friends you found this group of wack packers to give you attention by watching your foolish videos.
Congrats on finally being socially accepted. But after a life of lugging those massive man boobs around and letting down everyone related to you, you managed to have kids who will ultimately hate you (if they do not already).
You see, most MEN know what defending the Constitution is, and when they are not doing that, they are spending time raising their children and not making useless videos for a group of people just like you. Your time should be spent taking your kids to the park, teaching them to ride a bike or throwing a ball. But I am guessing you cannot do any of those things yourself so teaching your children is out of the question. Hopefully for them, there is a real man in their life that will teach them those things, a real MAN they can call “Dad”. Otherwise, your whiny pathetic voice will burn through them as they as why your tits are bigger than their moms.
Good luck with your endeavors. You have been a letdown your entire life, an utter failure in all aspects of life so I am sure this will go well for you. In most cases, children move their parents unconditionally. All you really had to do was show them love and be there for them. YOU fucked that up, the one thing that could have made your life be worth something. Now, someone else is making them feel safe, tucking them in and giving them a kiss telling them they love them. You? You’re feeding your big titted fragile ego with comments of other grown men living with their failures they call “mom”.
Tell her I also think she is an enabling useless cunt… she is sitting right next to you.
This thing has kids? I just assumed he was a punk lit sparkler, bending over for his spirit animal, the squealing pig. In any case, thanks for articulating the rage many feel towards these manikins.
Yikes, I hope he doesn’t try this in Texas, we don’t do that here.
Can you please do an expose on Thomas Mattson. He’s also a self identified civilian auditor. Posts videos working alongside Josh Abrams, and skank tow truck girl
How utterly ridiculous is his statement about how “his” taxes pay their salary?? Please…..there isn’t ONE person who believes that.
Josh you are the equivalent of a stiff, crunchy, bedside sock who’s never contributed anything worthwhile to society.
Google this flabby pussy and he has quite an array of criminal charges and according to the Middlesex DA she indicted him
The Google Machine has all you need to know about this dumbass
Who’s the trashy girl he rides around with? She’s always high and can’t form a sentence His friends are all just as useless and probably don’t work either
Josh must have learned the law from all the fast food restaurants he worked in
Soooo a d-bag walks in a place of business to film for no other reason than trying to prove a point that he has the right to film… WOW you showed them haha. I mean you really dropped some knowledge on those people. What’s his address and # I’d like to thank him for what he does…
Any chance that you could fuck right off and never return.
Go on, there’s a lamb.
Wow, what an upright little gay guy that Josh is.
If he’s not more careful with his temper, he’s going to cause himself to have a heart attack.
Hahaha I was laughing my add off hearing the tension in his voice escilate the more he realized he wasn’t calling the shots!
Good job Chief.
Little Josh, go home to your momma, dinner’s ready and it’s almost time to unwind in your bath before she puts you to bed.
He should have been charged with disrupting the peace and causing a disturbance. (Can they???)
Whatever, but It would have been really cool if someone came in, in a bad mood, and they just punched him right in the nose and took his phone.
I bet Josh got his food stamps taken away and that’s what this is all about
He didn’t film any of your precious “clients”. You normally refer to these people as ratchets, what gives Uncle T? Oh yeah, you love big government and taxpayer funded public unions. Your wife must be a teacher. Keep licking the boots of these people. This is only encouraging the low information voters (women and millennials) to keep voting for the big D. You can kiss the first amendment goodbye if Trump loses in the next election. You will be referring to the good old days back in 2019 when you were only blocked on a few social media sites. Have you seen the news today? Tech companies are planning a social credit system. Can’t have it both ways U.T.
Are you fucking serious? This is about some asshole going from town to town and causing problems. You must have taken too much if your medication today Tom. You’re way off
God lord I wanna punch that punk in the face so bad !!
Definition of douchebag: see Josh
What an absolute asshole. I hope that something horrible happens to him._soon.
Hahahahaha…..”I had the day off yesterday”
If that doesn’t tell you what a joke he world thinks you are I don’t know what does
Beat part of the video
Fuck you Josh and that train wreck of a failed stripper you’re driving around with. Did she get fired from the Squire?
Rumor has it Josh was in the parking lot before this getting a bj from a hummingbird.
Josh looked like the fool that he is Best part of the video is when the other cop answers Josh and shows that the cops don’t take him seriously. Josh has an indictment according to Google for a robbery in Lowell. Good way to spend your free time before prison Josh