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Hurricane Hennessy Raises $1,150 For Masks That Melrose-Wakefield Hospital Asked Her To Raise For Them Because They Couldn’t Go Directly Through Her Supplier


This is Vanessa Dedulonus from Melrose.

The hat.

I think we all know where this is going.

Vanessa was kicked out of a Stoneham Facebook group last week for price gouging masks.

Who the hell would ever pay $5 for a ventilator mask? As much as I despise scam artists like this, I also feel zero sympathy for the idiots who see someone doing this and hand over their money. They weren’t meant to keep that money in the first place. Do they think this is some sort of deal? Like, if they weren’t lucky enough to be a member of the Stoneham Facebook group would they just be fucked?

Anyway, she showed up in neighboring Melrose and Wakefield Facebook groups this week with a GoFundMe.

Gotta love it. She “spoke with” Melrose Wakefield hospital. Ya got that? She spoke to a building. She just called them up and offered to give them a bunch of masks, but only if she can raise $1,150 first. If she can’t then the hospital is fucked and everyone dies. The health of the entire area depends on this woman in a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat reaching her GFM target goal so she can buy them off her mystery supplier. She obviously seems trustworthy, and there is nothing shady about this story whatsoever.

It’s not like she checks off several boxes in our ratchet radar.


No, no, no. Generally people that are obsessed with Henny and flat brimmed Bulls hats are upstanding citizens who can be trusted not to sell their food stamps. The only way she could be more trustworthy is if she was selling cartons of Newport Lights to raise money for a commie cold vaccine. 

She ironically has a problem with price gougers around the holidays. 

Yea, price gouging a tie around the holidays is much worse than taking advantage of stupid people who think they’re going to die if they don’t have one of your masks.

Many in the Melrose group were skeptical.

Best rest assured, because Monique Babine knows her.

She knows her “personality.”

Well then, why didn’t you just say so? If a random stranger on Facebook says she’s legit then she must be legit.

Case closed.

So where does Hurricane Hennessy get her masks from?

A “supplier” of course. So why can’t she just have her supplier sell them directly to the hospital? Why did the hospital direct her to open up a GFM, and only donate masks if she can raise $1,150?

She doesn’t know their finances. She’s just helping out. Yup, that clear things up.

The tell-tale sign of dealing with a scammer is that they always deflect to all the good they’ve done the second people start calling them out on their scams. Hurricane Hennessy is the master of that.         

She has donated “to elderly.” They are a foundation. You can just write a check to “elderly” and they all get to live for 5 more years. What would all these hospitals and elderly people do were it not for the generosity of Hurricane Hennessy?

I decided to message her myself to see what was up.

And she blocked me after I began asking completely legitimate questions, which isn’t totally shady or anything like that. Turns out the hospital isn’t interested in dealing directly with a supplier of masks, and instead they prefer independent contractors start GoFundMe’s for them instead.

Here’s the best part – a day before she created the GFM she asked this question in the Melrose group:

She wanted to find out if the hospital needed masks, she found out they did, and then she pretended to have coordinated with them. Oh, and she did the same a few weeks ago except with hand sanitizer.

What would all these hospitals and first responders do without Hurricane Hennessy out here providing them with the things they need to keep people alive? God Bless this American hero.


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40 Comment(s)
  • Dr. Phil's Nutsack
    April 25, 2020 at 7:42 am

    Fattest transgendered Vanessa ever. I think Monique is featuring XY chromosomes as well. They both should be wearing masks.

  • The Purge can't come soon enough
    April 25, 2020 at 3:31 am

    Louisville Slugger $39.99
    Box of latex gloves $9.99
    Lysol wipes for post-use equipment sanitizing $7.99
    Knocking this scuzzy, scamming carpetmuncher out from under her Bulls hat? PRICELESS.

  • Silencio Dogood
    April 24, 2020 at 10:53 pm

    Liz Erk holds the truth up to the light, and what we see are ratchet scammers at work, preying on Covid fear with the conscience of bullshit grown fungi, so that in the end the jig is up.

  • Lou P
    Dead Low Anus
    April 24, 2020 at 5:57 pm

    You could contact Vanessa (781) directly and (558) get beyond (5543) the internet chat messages.
    She does not take calls from blocked numbers, though.
    Totally legit ….. yeah.

  • You can't fix stupid..
    April 24, 2020 at 2:46 pm

    …and apparently you can’t quarantine it either!

    Mic drop!

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    April 24, 2020 at 1:39 pm

    I want to party with Liz Erk

    • whatevuh
      April 24, 2020 at 3:50 pm

      Check out her facebook, I think she sits on the other side of the fence, if you know what I mean, Plus she supported Liz Warren, a big no-no

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    April 24, 2020 at 1:26 pm

    Pig Bitch. Plain and simple. Oink! Fake go fund me! Oink! Phony supplier! Oink! I’m a slut bag! Oink!

  • I know
    April 24, 2020 at 1:19 pm

    I know her and the nurse that she had been there masks. She donated 1700 masks today there’s photos asbproof

    • The Spic Tormentor
      Spic Tormentor
      April 24, 2020 at 3:08 pm

      learn how to read and write and get back to us

      • proof proof 100 100 r af proof
        April 24, 2020 at 7:37 pm

        Me aware doctor man person bing hand sanitizer 100% proof photo jack no excuses proof proof.

        brought to you by facebook and the public school system, remember teachers are heroes but nurses are bigger heroes right now.

    • Jordis
      April 24, 2020 at 8:07 pm

      That’s a female!?!

    • jobrienxxx176
      Duh !
      April 24, 2020 at 9:26 pm

      Hey I know, who kept the $1150 ? The masks weren’t donated but paid for by others and she’s made out to be the hero

  • Jordis
    April 24, 2020 at 1:07 pm

    Scammers are shit but do we really have to feel bad for dumbasses who fall for such obvious bullshit scams? I watch a lot of those American Greed shows. I never EVER feel bad for the people who fall for scams especially when that scam has the pretense to make them rich. You mean if I send you $500 you’ll make me a millionaire”!?
    People buying a shit ton of masks from a scammer who is up charging are just as bad. You know they are trying to do the same scam. Screw them all
    This is why we needed a plague…just wish it was killing the right demographic of people.

    • I got the cash bro
      April 24, 2020 at 7:40 pm

      Wait you didn’t say where to send my $500. At least provide a Western Union number or something, hope it works out this time. The last ones all changed their email, such bad luck.

  • Ratchet bingo
    April 24, 2020 at 12:59 pm

    FBCBH, check
    Henny by the score, check
    Bathroom selfie…..check!

    We have a winner

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    April 24, 2020 at 12:59 pm

    I am starting a GoFundMe with a goal of $1331.64. This will procure me 3 cases of Hennessy. If you can’t beat em’ join em’. Thank you.

    • Young Tom Thimb
      April 24, 2020 at 6:19 pm

      That’s a good one Tom.
      Where do you come up with this stuff you crafty bastard?

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Old Tom Morris
        April 24, 2020 at 6:28 pm

        Oh, hello Bristol.

  • Chosin Reservoir
    April 24, 2020 at 12:55 pm

    Another Flat Brim

  • Hugh Mungous
    April 24, 2020 at 12:52 pm

    To quote Dean Vernon Wormer,
    “Fat, Drunk and Stupid Is no way to go through life”

  • DaTruth
    April 24, 2020 at 12:45 pm

    I know this alleged chick from high school. She has always been trash.

  • Vanessa Dindu
    April 24, 2020 at 12:22 pm

    Hello Dear friends, the Boston Hospital is short on painkillers meds and anti anxiety meds. If anyone has unused prescriptions of either of those I done established a drop location with the hospital in question.

    • Just
      April 24, 2020 at 1:02 pm

      She just donated 1700 masks

      • busted! now check into rehab
        April 24, 2020 at 7:47 pm

        ALLEGEDLY donated 1700 masks, what a coincidence on the same day TBS writes the story, wow.

        So she donated some of the masks that she was selling, price gouging on fakebook, to lower the heat she was getting from TB’s story. All that’s left is to admit you got the addiction disease and check yo self into rehab.

    • Rochambeau
      April 24, 2020 at 1:38 pm

      “the Boston Hospital” heh

  • Dees nutz
    April 24, 2020 at 12:22 pm

    I’m pretty sure monique used those pictures for her backpage ad…

  • Fat Drunk Hussy
    April 24, 2020 at 12:18 pm

    “Hi Monique I don’t have cash but I would like to donate a couple ounces of weed and some crappy whiskey, you probably won’t be interested because suppliers don’t trade weed and whiskey for”……. BE THERE IN 15 TO PICKUP THE WEED AND WHISKEY and it better not be all stems and an opened bottle.

  • Me Am Helps Peeples n shit
    April 24, 2020 at 12:12 pm

    “I have a drop off destination established”

    Is it the front desk or the loading dock? The liquor store next to the bus stop?

  • Snuffleupagus
    April 24, 2020 at 11:51 am

    Monique Babine most definitely has a clitoris that looks like my trunk.

    • Fast Eddie
      April 24, 2020 at 1:43 pm

      Hmmm..agree but by the looks of this smelly skank there could very well be a penis down there.

      • Bert & Ernie's GRINDR account
        April 24, 2020 at 3:40 pm

        Could she/he be our Lucky Pierre?

    April 24, 2020 at 11:42 am

    (head explodes)

  • WeRFucked
    April 24, 2020 at 11:30 am

    I’m pretty sure Monique Babine has a penis and Venessa’s boyfriends have all been African-American.

    Who wants to bet?

    • Sparkey McMurphy
      April 24, 2020 at 11:57 am

      Vanessa is clearly gay.

  • WeRFucked
    April 24, 2020 at 11:27 am

    These people are why the virus was invented. It’s supposed to eliminate them, not make them profit because of it.

    Back to the drawing board in the Wuhan laboratory… find a way to bind the virus to Hennessy…

  • Judge dread
    April 24, 2020 at 11:21 am

    Mask scam, Tito’s, flat brimmed bulls hat, some mask scam, hooker type vibe == RATCHET AS FUCK.

  • Boston Irish
    Dapper O’Neil
    April 24, 2020 at 11:19 am

    Geez another fat piece of shit, God save us!

  • Funk Master Trader Dailey Update
    April 24, 2020 at 11:13 am

    Market relatively flat today but dollar going to be worthless soon. Every dollar will be worth .50 in a few short years.

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