Virtue Signaling Assholes Previously Blogged About Unite Over Blog Calling Out Woke Melrose Superintendent Who Cancelled Halloween
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SJW Superintendent Cancels Halloween In Melrose
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Lamplighter Brewery In Cambridge Donates To Mass Bail Fund So They Can Bail Out A Melrose Level 3 Sex Offender Who Stalks Women And Jerks Off In Public
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Melrose Becomes A National Laughingstock After Idiot Mayor Launches Investigation Into Which Cop Wrote “The Safety Of All Lives Matter” On Main Street Sign
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Hurricane Hennessy Raises $1,150 For Masks That Melrose-Wakefield Hospital Asked Her To Raise For Them Because They Couldn’t Go Directly Through Her Supplier
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Melrose Waste Pile Who Killed Dog With Rock And Buried It In Backyard Was A Winchester Middle School Teacher Accused Of Beating His Ex-Wife In 2014
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Melrose Nerf Nazi Mom And Killjoy Gestapo Want To Disarm Children At Local Playground Because Someone Might Get Hurt And They Hate Fun
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Melrose Mange Moose Starts GoFundMe After Losing Lyft Job Over “Paperwork” Mistake, Turns Out His License Is Suspended And He’s Completely Insane But Still Worked For Them
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Woke Melrose Women Up In Arms After Racist Cops Point Out Missing Suspect Is Black, Pot Smoking “Muslim” Woman Claims To Be Victim Of Hate Crime
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Cops Come When Grandpa Whips It Out, Drains Lizard On School In Front Of Kindergarteners At Dismissal, Fake Pastor, Woke Wypipo Accuse School Of Racism Because His Culture Lets Him Piss In Front Of Kids
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White Melrose People Are Drawing Pictures About Diversity For City Logo While They Live In A 92% White City That Minorities Can’t Afford To Live In
White Melrose People Are Drawing Pictures About Diversity For City Logo While They Live In A 92% White City That Minorities Can’t…
