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Social Justice Warriors

Virtue Signaling Assholes Previously Blogged About Unite Over Blog Calling Out Woke Melrose Superintendent Who Cancelled Halloween

Uncle Turtleboy / October 28, 2021

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SJW Superintendent Cancels Halloween In Melrose

Uncle Turtleboy / October 26, 2021

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Lamplighter Brewery In Cambridge Donates To Mass Bail Fund So They Can Bail Out A Melrose Level 3 Sex Offender Who Stalks Women And Jerks Off In Public

Uncle Turtleboy / August 18, 2020

  Two weeks ago we published a blog about the Massachusetts Bail Fund after they bailed a three time rapist…

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Melrose Becomes A National Laughingstock After Idiot Mayor Launches Investigation Into Which Cop Wrote “The Safety Of All Lives Matter” On Main Street Sign

Uncle Turtleboy / July 14, 2020

  This is Melrose Mayor Paul Brodeur. Last week he made Melrose a national laughingstock when he saw a traffic…

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Hurricane Hennessy Raises $1,150 For Masks That Melrose-Wakefield Hospital Asked Her To Raise For Them Because They Couldn’t Go Directly Through Her Supplier

Uncle Turtleboy / April 24, 2020

  This is Vanessa Dedulonus from Melrose. The hat. I think we all know where this is going. Vanessa was…

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All-Star Criminals

Melrose Waste Pile Who Killed Dog With Rock And Buried It In Backyard Was A Winchester Middle School Teacher Accused Of Beating His Ex-Wife In 2014

Uncle Turtleboy / November 25, 2019

  WHDH: A Melrose man is facing animal cruelty charges after allegedly killing his dog in the backyard of his…

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Nudniks

Melrose Nerf Nazi Mom And Killjoy Gestapo Want To Disarm Children At Local Playground Because Someone Might Get Hurt And They Hate Fun

Uncle Turtleboy / June 19, 2019

This is Maryanne Stanton, a Melrose mom with a serious message for all of you caretakers to crotch fruit out…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Melrose Mange Moose Starts GoFundMe After Losing Lyft Job Over “Paperwork” Mistake, Turns Out His License Is Suspended And He’s Completely Insane But Still Worked For Them

Uncle Turtleboy / November 19, 2018

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Woke Melrose Women Up In Arms After Racist Cops Point Out Missing Suspect Is Black, Pot Smoking “Muslim” Woman Claims To Be Victim Of Hate Crime

Uncle Turtleboy / April 2, 2018

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Cops Come When Grandpa Whips It Out, Drains Lizard On School In Front Of Kindergarteners At Dismissal, Fake Pastor, Woke Wypipo Accuse School Of Racism Because His Culture Lets Him Piss In Front Of Kids

Uncle Turtleboy / February 17, 2018

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White Melrose People Are Drawing Pictures About Diversity For City Logo While They Live In A 92% White City That Minorities Can’t Afford To Live In

Uncle Turtleboy / June 20, 2017

White Melrose People Are Drawing Pictures About Diversity For City Logo While They Live In A 92% White City That Minorities Can’t…

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