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Social Justice Warriors

Lamplighter Brewery In Cambridge Donates To Mass Bail Fund So They Can Bail Out A Melrose Level 3 Sex Offender Who Stalks Women And Jerks Off In Public

Uncle Turtleboy / August 18, 2020

Two weeks ago we published a blog about the Massachusetts Bail Fund after they bailed a three time rapist…

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Social Justice Warriors

Melrose Becomes A National Laughingstock After Idiot Mayor Launches Investigation Into Which Cop Wrote “The Safety Of All Lives Matter” On Main Street Sign

Uncle Turtleboy / July 14, 2020

This is Melrose Mayor Paul Brodeur. Last week he made Melrose a national laughingstock when he saw a traffic…

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Hurricane Hennessy Raises $1,150 For Masks That Melrose-Wakefield Hospital Asked Her To Raise For Them Because They Couldn’t Go Directly Through Her Supplier

Uncle Turtleboy / April 24, 2020

This is Vanessa Dedulonus from Melrose. The hat. I think we all know where this is going. Vanessa was…

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All-Star Criminals

Melrose Waste Pile Who Killed Dog With Rock And Buried It In Backyard Was A Winchester Middle School Teacher Accused Of Beating His Ex-Wife In 2014

North Shore Turtlebabe / November 25, 2019

WHDH: A Melrose man is facing animal cruelty charges after allegedly killing his dog in the backyard of his…

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Melrose Nerf Nazi Mom And Killjoy Gestapo Want To Disarm Children At Local Playground Because Someone Might Get Hurt And They Hate Fun

Turtleboy / June 19, 2019

This is Maryanne Stanton, a Melrose mom with a serious message for all of you caretakers to crotch fruit out…

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Melrose Mange Moose Starts GoFundMe After Losing Lyft Job Over “Paperwork” Mistake, Turns Out His License Is Suspended And He’s Completely Insane But Still Worked For Them

Shell Shocker / November 19, 2018

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Social Justice Warriors

Woke Melrose Women Up In Arms After Racist Cops Point Out Missing Suspect Is Black, Pot Smoking “Muslim” Woman Claims To Be Victim Of Hate Crime

Turtleboy / April 2, 2018

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