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Melrose continues to make its case for wokest community in Massachusetts……
Does her skin color really matter? Yes, very much so. The cops are looking for a suspect in a break in. The suspect is black. This helps people identify the suspect. These are just FACKS! It’s also clearly written verbatim from the police blotter, so the Melrose Weekly News was just regurgitating the information in front of them. Sure, it would definitely help to have a picture or her height and weight, but if she’s overweight that would probably be fat shaming, so……
If the suspect had been white would they list her race? Yes, if it was listed in the police logs. Does this happen all the time? Of course. You see the cops put out descriptions of “white males” or “white females” all the time. Because it’s like playing Guess Who. You can immediately eliminate a whole bunch of people by getting rid of people who don’t fit the description you’re looking for. Apparently we should make it harder to find this woman though, because God forbid we offend the thief’s delicate sensibilities.
Many townsfolk agreed….
You don’t see how identifying a suspect’s race can help people identify a suspect? People cannot possibly be this stupid.
Oh yea, they should start with what she’s wearing for sure. Because everyone knows she couldn’t have possibly changed outfits from the day she committed this crime. This was a well thought out statement.
OK Jo, I went and checked the news looking for the police listing a description of a white male that people should be on the lookout for. Turns out they do list the race of suspected criminals, even if they’re white:
But according to Jo Wokeinson, identifying black suspects will get them killed by racist Melrose cops:
Oh yea, comparing police to medical professionals is something that makes TONS of sense. Because doctors and nurses often put out BOLO’s looking for criminals to arrest. Definitely.
Then there was the, “white people can’t have opinions” card that some white chick always ends up playing to prove just how woke she is:
And there’s nothing racist about Erin assuming that all black people think alike, and are so weak and fragile that this would offend them. Nothing racist about that at all.
Time for some diversity training y’all!!
This is how the racism-industrial complex works. Someone calls something racist that isn’t really racist, a diversity consulting firm comes in, teaches a class on how everyone is really racist on the inside, and collects a check from the taxpayers in order to do so.
This was great:
How do you take this much Prozac without having a heart attack?
Seriously Brandi, you “live in the beauty of diversity?” I’ve been to Melrose. The only diversity is whether or not the woke white women beating these drums are rocking Michael Kors or Coach bags.
But by far the best was Rachel Prouty….
Wait…..what? Is this woman prego? Because she hasn’t seen a period since the Mesozoic period.
And did she really just say she’s a Muslim woman who has been “attacked and had my scarf ripped off my head”? Did i read that correctly? This woman right here is Muslim?
Oh yea, lots of Muslim use Facebook filters urging the legalization of marijuana. It’s one of the basic tenets of Islam. The prophet Muhammed was rolling up blunts in the Koran like it was going out of style. Everyone knows that. That and tattoos and uncovered heads for women.
But yea, her “scarf” was taken off her head one time, so there’s no way she’s missing out on this chance to proclaim victim status. Because Muslim women often refer to their hijabs as a “scarf.”
But what kind of Muslim woman is named Rachel Prouty?
Oh gotcha. Her name was previously Rachel Abdul-Muhammed, but it really hurt her business selling hand me down Saver’s underpants, so she had to switch it back to Prouty.
When this was brought to her attention she claimed it was bigotry:
Did I see any pictures with you wearing a scarf? Actually, no I didn’t:
Lots of Muslim women post how much they “love being Irish” though. Ireland is known for its diverse Muslim community after all.
She was just getting warmed up though…..
HAHAHAHAHAH!! “Stalking” her pictures. Newsflash – if you think people clicking on your publicly viewable Facebook page after you post blatant lies about being the Muslim victim of a hate crime is “stalking,” then you’re not emotionally mature enough to be on the Internet.
Good question though Rachel. My problem is that you’re lying about being a Muslim because you’re trying to be a victim, and since you didn’t wanna pull a Rachel Doelzal or an Elizabeth Warren, you lied about being Muslim instead.
And I’m sorry to burst your bubble Rachel, but I will not be punching the clown to the images from your open Facebook page. Ya see, with the Internet we can be pretty selective when it comes to spank bank material. And this….
….just would’t get the job done.
And that was the end of that.
Stay woke Melrose!!