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Woke Melrose Women Up In Arms After Racist Cops Point Out Missing Suspect Is Black, Pot Smoking “Muslim” Woman Claims To Be Victim Of Hate Crime

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Melrose continues to make its case for wokest community in Massachusetts……

Does her skin color really matter? Yes, very much so. The cops are looking for a suspect in a break in. The suspect is black. This helps people identify the suspect. These are just FACKS! It’s also clearly written verbatim from the police blotter, so the Melrose Weekly News was just regurgitating the information in front of them. Sure, it would definitely help to have a picture or her height and weight, but if she’s overweight that would probably be fat shaming, so……

If the suspect had been white would they list her race? Yes, if it was listed in the police logs. Does this happen all the time? Of course. You see the cops put out descriptions of “white males” or “white females” all the time. Because it’s like playing Guess Who. You can immediately eliminate a whole bunch of people by getting rid of people who don’t fit the description you’re looking for. Apparently we should make it harder to find this woman though, because God forbid we offend the thief’s delicate sensibilities.

Many townsfolk agreed….

You don’t see how identifying a suspect’s race can help people identify a suspect? People cannot possibly be this stupid.

Oh yea, they should start with what she’s wearing for sure. Because everyone knows she couldn’t have possibly changed outfits from the day she committed this crime. This was a well thought out statement.

OK Jo, I went and checked the news looking for the police listing a description of a white male that people should be on the lookout for. Turns out they do list the race of suspected criminals, even if they’re white:

Oops!

But according to Jo Wokeinson, identifying black suspects will get them killed by racist Melrose cops:

Oh yea, comparing police to medical professionals is something that makes TONS of sense. Because doctors and nurses often put out BOLO’s looking for criminals to arrest. Definitely.

Then there was the, “white people can’t have opinions” card that some white chick always ends up playing to prove just how woke she is:

And there’s nothing racist about Erin assuming that all black people think alike, and are so weak and fragile that this would offend them. Nothing racist about that at all.

Time for some diversity training y’all!!

This is how the racism-industrial complex works. Someone calls something racist that isn’t really racist, a diversity consulting firm comes in, teaches a class on how everyone is really racist on the inside, and collects a check from the taxpayers in order to do so.

This was great:

How do you take this much Prozac without having a heart attack?

Seriously Brandi, you “live in the beauty of diversity?” I’ve been to Melrose. The only diversity is whether or not the woke white women beating these drums are rocking Michael Kors or Coach bags.

But by far the best was Rachel Prouty….

Wait…..what? Is this woman prego? Because she hasn’t seen a period since the Mesozoic period.

And did she really just say she’s a Muslim woman who has been “attacked and had my scarf ripped off my head”? Did i read that correctly? This woman right here is Muslim?

Oh yea, lots of Muslim use Facebook filters urging the legalization of marijuana. It’s one of the basic tenets of Islam. The prophet Muhammed was rolling up blunts in the Koran like it was going out of style. Everyone knows that. That and tattoos and uncovered heads for women.

But yea, her “scarf” was taken off her head one time, so there’s no way she’s missing out on this chance to proclaim victim status. Because Muslim women often refer to their hijabs as a “scarf.”

But what kind of Muslim woman is named Rachel Prouty?

Oh gotcha. Her name was previously Rachel Abdul-Muhammed, but it really hurt her business selling hand me down Saver’s underpants, so she had to switch it back to Prouty.

When this was brought to her attention she claimed it was bigotry:

Did I see any pictures with you wearing a scarf? Actually, no I didn’t:

Lots of Muslim women post how much they “love being Irish” though. Ireland is known for its diverse Muslim community after all.

#FACKS!!

She was just getting warmed up though…..

HAHAHAHAHAH!! “Stalking” her pictures. Newsflash – if you think people clicking on your publicly viewable Facebook page after you post blatant lies about being the Muslim victim of a hate crime is “stalking,” then you’re not emotionally mature enough to be on the Internet.

Good question though Rachel. My problem is that you’re lying about being a Muslim because you’re trying to be a victim, and since you didn’t wanna pull a Rachel Doelzal or an Elizabeth Warren, you lied about being Muslim instead.

And I’m sorry to burst your bubble Rachel, but I will not be punching the clown to the images from your open Facebook page. Ya see, with the Internet we can be pretty selective when it comes to spank bank material. And this….

….just would’t get the job done.

And that was the end of that.

Stay woke Melrose!!

31 Comment(s)
  • T-Rev.
    April 3, 2018 at 11:45 pm

    Rachel bin Laidalot,
    Why don’t you throw on your sexiest hijab, crawl subserviently over here, spread those cheeks and present your starfish for its feeding?

  • Rachel's a retard
    April 2, 2018 at 7:45 pm

    I think everybody should message Rachel and drive the bitch crazy.All she wants to do is cry poor me.Sweety you did this to yourself with all that bullshit that spews from your yuck mouth.

  • R
    April 2, 2018 at 7:45 pm

    Are you masterbating to those moles??? Mmm? Target practice??

  • whatevuh
    April 2, 2018 at 7:20 pm

    Clearly, liberalism is a mental disorder, and these idiots prove it . . .

  • Dr. Cock
    April 2, 2018 at 5:40 pm

    Jo Wilkinson just rambles on like scrambled cable TV. She’s got a load face, though. It would be fun to shoot man spunk on on it while she puts her hands up and says “Oh my goodness!”.

    Brandi is obviously daydreaming about riding urban units.

  • Pedojew
    April 2, 2018 at 4:41 pm

    Hate crimes are only for Jews they still smell like gas.

  • WhiteLiberalsRuinedAmerica
    April 2, 2018 at 3:37 pm

    If we identify by race we can see the dicerse people commit the most crime. She thinks she will be safe when Planet of The Apes is here in 2050. Wait til you see the tolerance then . Hint monkies wont spare Melrose black dick lovers.

  • Rachel Prouty
    April 2, 2018 at 3:34 pm

    Hey everybody Rachel claims now to have some disability and thats why she has these crazy run on sentences like this and therefore uses voice to text and that will use no punctuation…But she has no problem taking selfies with her middle finger up.

    • Mr. pickles
      April 3, 2018 at 7:20 am

      Even using talk to text you can still use proper punctuation. When you are done with the sentence you need to say “period” and it will not write the word, it will put a period at the end of the sentence. This woman is a straight up nut. She is going on everyone’s back Facebook and fighting with them and then posting it.. but the minute you write something in return she blocks you.

  • Rachel Prouty
    April 2, 2018 at 3:26 pm

    Rachels going crazy right now posting others profiles on her facebook.This shits hilarious.

  • Linus
    April 2, 2018 at 2:10 pm

    Listen here, you bomb-building, Falafel-eating cave SJW; if you want to become a carpet pilot, why don’t you hop into your cab and drive yo ass straight into the Euphrates river, Rachel.

  • Doc Watson
    April 2, 2018 at 2:04 pm

    As long as liberals exist, law enforcement is like a one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond.

  • Bret
    April 2, 2018 at 1:48 pm

    Cracka ass crackiz….

  • z
    April 2, 2018 at 1:42 pm

    Springfield TV stations already self censor.

    “A man wearing a light green jacket robbed a convenience store. Anyone knowing anything about this individual should contact the XXXX police department.”

    That narrows it down.

    I’m surprised they say man as opposed to individual.

  • Frank Rizzo
    April 2, 2018 at 1:32 pm

    What a GIANT DOUCHEBAG!

  • Captain Trips
    April 2, 2018 at 1:02 pm

    Rachel – trust me – the only one masturbating to your picture would be Stevie Wonder

  • Age
    April 2, 2018 at 12:52 pm

    Hey Jo, your reaction to this article only serves to perpetuate racism. If an article identified the person as “white” (which they do), would you react the same way? You wouldn’t.

    A wedge is driven deeper and deeper every time a person like Jo mentions race for no reason other than reminding us of someone’s differences. But aren’t you really trying to tell that we are all the same? If that’s your intention Jo, you’re doing a really bad job. 

  • don
    April 2, 2018 at 12:50 pm

    wtf is that thing on her face. i swear it keeps moving.

    • panzer9811
      April 2, 2018 at 1:27 pm

      It’s proliferating. One on the chin…..one on the lip.
      I don’t understand why one wouldn’t want to pleasure themselves to her pix.

  • Jack Mehoff
    April 2, 2018 at 12:41 pm

    Wow, what a bunch of liberal douche bag liberals. They are all to fucken clueless to realize that posting the race of an unknown suspect narrows down the field of suspects dramatically. I cannot agree more with the observation that the number of blacks in Melrose can virtually be counted on one hand. The mindset of Melrose residents is obvious by their choice of their liberal douche congresswoman.

  • #stupidmoslemwhore
    April 2, 2018 at 12:35 pm

    What a bafoon, there’s no way that meth smoking junkie is a moslem, she says “scarf” which is a dead giveaway. She didn’t use one period, not one, or a comma, you couldn’t tell where sentences end and begin. You know the only type of people that type like that, ratchet junkie whores, too stupid to remember anything from 6th grade basic English class, too busy drinking mad dog and smoking blunts with black guys twice her age. 

    • Captain Trips
      April 2, 2018 at 12:54 pm

      You must know her! You have her pinned down perfectly! 100% accurate

  • Anyone have a paper bag?
    April 2, 2018 at 12:32 pm

    Yes Rachel….my problem is that you do not wear a hijab or burka….

    Please wear something to cover that ugly face.

  • HumptyDumb-T
    April 2, 2018 at 11:55 am

    When did Melrose become so uppity? What do its residents think they are, Weston? You’re a moderately-nice town in Greater Boston – stop with the social justice jibber jabber, please.

    • PC Police
      April 2, 2018 at 12:03 pm

      You can’t say uppity anymore because it’s racist. Don’t ask because in doing so you may repeat the word confirming that you are in fact a racist.

  • Rachel Abdul-bin-Skittle-Diddle
    April 2, 2018 at 11:42 am

    *slap slap slap* Ohhhhh… unghhhh… pleeeeease don’t masturbate to my pictures. *click rzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…* ooooOOOOOOOooooo… etc.

  • Blackie O'connell
    April 2, 2018 at 11:35 am

    Can’t stand liberal white chicks from well to do areas- why? Because they can afford this attitude. Insisting that the cops quit identifying any one by ethnicity race or what ever will come to a screaming halt once they need the cops for what ever crime against them. Then it matters; a lot.
    Bitches be like running their Estee Lauder colored mouths until I want to throw a brick thru their windows , but since I’m white that shouldn’t matter when it comes to identifying me.
    And whats up with the fake ass Muslim? Shit that’s irritating as all fuck too.

  • daniel sullivan
    April 2, 2018 at 11:29 am

    so woke lol just threw a turtle on her picture on her wide open facebook page lets see how long that stays opened lol

  • Captain Trips
    April 2, 2018 at 11:10 am

    Gotta love the white women who live in affluent all white areas talking about how ‘diversity-tolerant’ they are

    I haven’t seen any of you in Mason Square in Springfield. And I’m in that neighborhood several times a week for my job

    And Brandi – that bottom lip of yours looks overworked – might want to lay off the pole for a bit

  • Rick Shaw
    April 2, 2018 at 11:09 am

    She must be a Muslim because her genitals are most certainly mutilated. She’s slayed more cocks than Perdue Farms.

    • Captain Trips
      April 2, 2018 at 11:12 am

      She’s rode in more areas than a ’73 Pinto

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