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I’ve read a lot of stories about race baiting dooshnozzelry in predominantly white suburbs, but I’ve never seen anything quite like this latest story out of Melrose. It all began at Hoover Elementary School last week, right before dismissal. A kindergarten teacher saw a man draining the lizard next to her classroom window. She told administration who called the cops, because obviously a guy pulling out the mushroom tip that close to so many five and six year olds is problematic to say the least:
On Friday at about 2:10 p.m. a Hoover teacher saw a man urinating in view of a classroom of kindergarten students. The students apparently didn’t see the man in the act. The teacher reported it to the administration, and the police were called.
Three cops responded, which was triggering to some:
Some parents were displeased that three cruisers and multiple officers gathered in front of the school for what they said is an older man who essentially chose a very bad place to pee.
Why? Because the urinator wasn’t white of course:
But many parents were downright incredulous to discover the man who elicited the response was black, and they have openly questioned whether his race had to do with the level of response.
“Openly questioned whether his race had to do with the level of response.”
They can’t possibly be serious. He exposed himself in front of a classroom full of kindergarteners. He could’ve pissed literally anywhere. He chose to do it as close to a bunch of kids as he could. When you do that the cops come. Period.
But I guess they were just supposed to let it slide because he’s not white. Makes sense.
Apparently there were “cultural differences” but the cops handled it professionally as usual:
As it turned out, the man, who Patch is not naming as to protect the identity of his granddaughter, was picking up the girl from school. Police were presented with a language barrier, something the girl helped bridge. Officers got the man’s son on the phone, and he provided an explanation.
The police report indicated the man may have a related medical condition. No citations were issued or charges filed, though the police report indicates it was agreed by all parties the man would not be picking up his granddaughter anymore.
Yea, probably NOT a good idea to send your Dad to pick up the kids if he, a) doesn’t speak English, b) has a medical condition that makes him unable to hold it, and c) sees nothing wrong with treating a classroom full of five year olds to a golden waterfall.
But the end result was that no one got hurt, no one got arrested, the kids were dismissed with a little more action than they were used to, and everyone left happy. The end.
Time for an investigation:
Mayor Gail Infurna, who opened the School Committee meeting by addressing the incident, said she requested Police Chief Michael Lyle conduct an internal investigation of the incident. That investigation led Lyle to conclude the “Department’s response to this incident was reasonable and appropriate under the circumstances,” according to a letter obtained by Patch sent from Lyle to Infurna.
See that? That’s what’s called non-white privilege. If a white person had whipped it out in front of a bunch of kids and the cops responded this would not be a story. Because obviously the cops will come if you whip it out and piss on an elementary school building. Obviously.
But if you’re not white then everyone has to stop everything they’re doing, and the principal, superintendent, and police department have to waste time investigating whether or not they followed protocol.
Oh, and the 911 call didn’t even mention the guy’s race:
Lyle said the initial call didn’t have a description of the man or mention of his race. “[The officers] are rolling and then they get the description,” he said.
So responding officers had no idea they were there for a black guy.
But it still wasn’t enough for the wokest of the woke in Melrose:
Jaron Green, a minister, is closing on his doctorate in Education from Northeastern. He’s been a social worker and a family therapist, working intimately with people of all different races. He’s also the father of one of two black girls in his daughter’s third-grade class – the other being the man’s granddaughter.
He’s a “pastor.” I already know where this is going. By now you know from reading Turtleboy that pastor is just codeword for “social justice warrior who started a business that revolves around race baiting and doesn’t like paying taxes.”
I mean, just look at this guy:
Real pastor’s don’t wear pin striped suits. That’s just science.
Real pastors don’t have their own brands and marketing companies and tour churches all over New England selling their sermons:
Real pastors don’t sell books like this on Amazon:
“The decision to call the police … whether it was warranted or not, produced a terrible sentiment,” Green told the School Committee Tuesday and the Human Rights Commission Wednesday.
The decision “whether warranted or not” produced a terrible sentiment? What? No. Just no. The call to the police was 1,000% warranted. These are little kids. We don’t fuck around with little kids and old man penis. You call the cops when that happens. Period.
And no, it did not “produce a terrible sentiment.” Everyone was fine. Literally everyone. But the pastor saw an opportunity to play the “
I’m the black guy in a white liberal town, so you have to listen to me no matter how insane I am”card. He saw nothing wrong with this either. All he saw was an opportunity to do the only thing he knows how to do – race bait.
According to the good pastor……
“After witnessing this, I cannot help but get the sense that the same response would not have been garnered if the elderly gentleman had not been described as black.”
Oh yea, that’s why the cops came. Because he was black. Had nothing to do with him milking the serpent in front of small children. Must be the color of his skin.
In a sane world the human rights commission would listen to this and tell him to go fuck himself. But this is Melrose. A town filled with white guilt. And some of these nudniks have convinced themselves that part of being a good white person means never calling out bullshit from a person of color.
Turns out everyone fucked up because they didn’t take cultural competency 101:
“I just think there was a complete lack of cultural competence in this scenario, and that’s where the harm was done,” Green said over the phone. “It was a definite breach to the culture of safety. The image that is portrayed is that a black man is dangerous and this is the response warranted even when you don’t know what’s wrong.”
Cultural competence? In what culture do grown men go out of their way to piss in front of small children they don’t know? Whatever culture that is sucks. This is the United States of America. A civilized culture where grownups pee behind closed doors. If your culture doesn’t do that then you come from a shitty culture. It’s not our job to “celebrate” and “embrace” cultures where adults piss in front of small children. What if someone comes from a culture where having sex with 12 year olds is OK? See how dumb that sounds?
Of course this wasn’t really a cultural thing. It’s just a SJW fake pastor trying to capitalize on an opportunity to do the only thing he knows how to do – blame everything on racism.
The principal was racist too according to the pastor:
He also said Principal Carol Weldin asked his daughter who she was going home with while the man’s granddaughter wandered alone after seeing no one in her family’s parked vehicle.
“There are two black girls in the class, my daughter and another girl. She stopped my child. Is it because all black people look alike? That’s a leadership problem in a small school.”
This guy is such a piece of shit. The principal goes out of her way to make sure a little girl finds her father. And asshole finds a way to call this racist. This is why he’s not a real pastor. Real men of the cloth don’t demonize good people doing good things.
Nevertheless the principal still attempted to humor this guy when he raised hell over the microaggression, and even offered to bring in the superintendent. But as usual, this was also racist:
Green said Weldin offered to meet him after he sent an email to the principal and Taymore. Green agreed, but he said he was told he couldn’t meet at the same school other parents – white parents – had met with Weldin to discuss concerns. He said he was told the meeting had to take place with Taymore and at her office.
I truly, truly despise this man. The “white parents” met with the principal in her office because they likely had some smaller concern about their kid’s education. Your concern was much larger because you turned it into a huge thing. The second an angry black man in a town that’s 95% white starts throwing out the race card the world stops. That’s why they did a thorough investigation for you. And that’s why you got to meet with the big boss. And when you meet with the superintendent you’re going to meet in their office, not the principal’s office. So no, this is not discrimination. It’s giving you special preference because of the color of your skin. Also known as white guilt induced black privilege. Naturally you found a way to victimize yourself though. Well done.
Also, just the mere sight of police is racist for kids to see:
“Given the tumultuous history and current disparities of police violence, police presence in school and on school ground paves the way, even slightly, for children to feel less safe, but more conditioned to police discipline. This is especially true for African-American children and other children of color, including immigrant families. For children of color, this further propagates the school-to-prison pipeline, and the prejudice that lies at the root.”
Next up was the wypipo, led by Beth Hampson:
Beth Hampson, herself a former teacher and now a racial justice educator and co-facilitator of the White People Challenging Racism class in Melrose, has three children who attend the Hoover. She was approaching the school when she saw the cruiser come the wrong way up Glendower.
Stop right there. They teach a class in Melrose called, “White People Challenging Racism.” I already know everything I need to know about this woman and the entire city of Melrose. This is how she views herself at all times:
Because sharing stuff like this makes her one of the “good ones”:
Hey everyone, she’s an ally!! Just in case you were wondering, she won’t kill you if you are black. Please, pat her on the back and tell her how wonderful she is. Because she desperately wants affirmation that she’s doing a good job!! Plus she saved France from the terrorists!!
Hey Beth, ya know how you can challenge racism? Don’t live in Melrose. Move your white ass to Lynn or Chelsea and send your kid to a school with more than 2 black kids. But you’re not gonna do that because at the end of the day, you’re kind of a racist. And by kind of I mean, wicked racist.
She was just getting warmed up:
“I know the incident was not driven by intentional racial bias. I feel strongly however that we cannot separate the incident from where we are racially and politically in this country,” Hampson said to open public comment at the School Committee meeting. “To deny the racialized aspect of this situation would be sticking our heads in the sand and a missed opportunity. Despite everyone’s best intentions, harm occurred.”
Harm? Who the hell was harmed? The guy who pissed on a school and had to explain WHY he pissed on the school? Talk about oppression!!
The racialized aspect of the situation? Oh I see. So…..we only call the cops when wypipo piss in front of schools. Then it wouldn’t be “racialized.” Gotcha.
Next up was lecturing other white people about how they’re exercising white privilege by calling the cops on anyone who is of color:
“I would argue that casually calling police on people of color living in our own community is a breech of trust. I see this incident as an opportunity for this community to acknowledge and examine our privilege, to acknowledge our ability to call the police for protection without fearing for our lives. We need to understand that when we casually exercise that privilege as a form of comfort and safety, it evokes fear and potential danger for black people.”
Right. Because the elderly black man was really in danger when the cops showed up. Definitely.
Apparently there were hidden messages when the cops came:
Hampson echoed Green’s feeling that harm was done, even if it couldn’t be seen.
“This messaging perpetuates the image of the black man as dangerous,” she said.
No, it perpetuates the image that if you whip your cock out in front of five year olds you will have to deal with the police.
This I loved:
“The relationship the white community has with the police is very different than the relationship the black community has with the police.”
I LOVE it when wypipo lecture other wypipo about how black people have different relationships with the police. There’s literally nothing more racist than this. Everything they think they know about black people comes from using hashtags on Twitter, subscribing to the Huffington Post, and being woke. To suggest that the 50 million black people living in this country can all be lumped together and assumed to have the same thought process and opinions of the police is the most racist thing I have ever heard. I know lots of black people who don’t feel this way about the police at all. She wouldn’t know that because she chose to raise her kids as far away from black people as possible. Congrats Beth, you’re a full-fledged Nazi teaching a class on eradicating racism. Well done.
The bottom line is that if you whip it out in front of kids the cops are coming no matter what color your skin is. The end.