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Cops Come When Grandpa Whips It Out, Drains Lizard On School In Front Of Kindergarteners At Dismissal, Fake Pastor, Woke Wypipo Accuse School Of Racism Because His Culture Lets Him Piss In Front Of Kids

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I’ve read a lot of stories about race baiting dooshnozzelry in predominantly white suburbs, but I’ve never seen anything quite like this latest story out of Melrose. It all began at Hoover Elementary School last week, right before dismissal. A kindergarten teacher saw a man draining the lizard next to her classroom window. She told administration who called the cops, because obviously a guy pulling out the mushroom tip that close to so many five and six year olds is problematic to say the least:

On Friday at about 2:10 p.m. a Hoover teacher saw a man urinating in view of a classroom of kindergarten students. The students apparently didn’t see the man in the act. The teacher reported it to the administration, and the police were called. 

Three cops responded, which was triggering to some:

Some parents were displeased that three cruisers and multiple officers gathered in front of the school for what they said is an older man who essentially chose a very bad place to pee. 

Why? Because the urinator wasn’t white of course:

But many parents were downright incredulous to discover the man who elicited the response was black, and they have openly questioned whether his race had to do with the level of response.

“Openly questioned whether his race had to do with the level of response.”

They can’t possibly be serious. He exposed himself in front of a classroom full of kindergarteners. He could’ve pissed literally anywhere. He chose to do it as close to a bunch of kids as he could. When you do that the cops come. Period.

But I guess they were just supposed to let it slide because he’s not white. Makes sense.

Apparently there were “cultural differences” but the cops handled it professionally as usual:

As it turned out, the man, who Patch is not naming as to protect the identity of his granddaughter, was picking up the girl from school. Police were presented with a language barrier, something the girl helped bridge. Officers got the man’s son on the phone, and he provided an explanation. 

The police report indicated the man may have a related medical condition. No citations were issued or charges filed, though the police report indicates it was agreed by all parties the man would not be picking up his granddaughter anymore.

Yea, probably NOT a good idea to send your Dad to pick up the kids if he, a) doesn’t speak English, b) has a medical condition that makes him unable to hold it, and c) sees nothing wrong with treating a classroom full of five year olds to a golden waterfall.

But the end result was that no one got hurt, no one got arrested, the kids were dismissed with a little more action than they were used to, and everyone left happy. The end.

Right?

Wrong.

Time for an investigation:

Mayor Gail Infurna, who opened the School Committee meeting by addressing the incident, said she requested Police Chief Michael Lyle conduct an internal investigation of the incident. That investigation led Lyle to conclude the “Department’s response to this incident was reasonable and appropriate under the circumstances,” according to a letter obtained by Patch sent from Lyle to Infurna.

See that? That’s what’s called non-white privilege. If a white person had whipped it out in front of a bunch of kids and the cops responded this would not be a story. Because obviously the cops will come if you whip it out and piss on an elementary school building. Obviously.

But if you’re not white then everyone has to stop everything they’re doing, and the principal, superintendent, and police department have to waste time investigating whether or not they followed protocol.

Oh, and the 911 call didn’t even mention the guy’s race:

Lyle said the initial call didn’t have a description of the man or mention of his race. “[The officers] are rolling and then they get the description,” he said.

So responding officers had no idea they were there for a black guy.

But it still wasn’t enough for the wokest of the woke in Melrose:

Jaron Green, a minister, is closing on his doctorate in Education from Northeastern. He’s been a social worker and a family therapist, working intimately with people of all different races. He’s also the father of one of two black girls in his daughter’s third-grade class – the other being the man’s granddaughter.

He’s a “pastor.” I already know where this is going. By now you know from reading Turtleboy that pastor is just codeword for “social justice warrior who started a business that revolves around race baiting and doesn’t like paying taxes.”

I mean, just look at this guy:

Real pastor’s don’t wear pin striped suits. That’s just science.

Real pastors don’t have their own brands and marketing companies and tour churches all over New England selling their sermons:

Real pastors don’t sell books like this on Amazon:

“The decision to call the police … whether it was warranted or not, produced a terrible sentiment,” Green told the School Committee Tuesday and the Human Rights Commission Wednesday.

The decision “whether warranted or not” produced a terrible sentiment? What? No. Just no. The call to the police was 1,000% warranted. These are little kids. We don’t fuck around with little kids and old man penis. You call the cops when that happens. Period.

And no, it did not “produce a terrible sentiment.” Everyone was fine. Literally everyone. But the pastor saw an opportunity to play the “

I’m the black guy in a white liberal town, so you have to listen to me no matter how insane I am”

card. He saw nothing wrong with this either. All he saw was an opportunity to do the only thing he knows how to do – race bait.

According to the good pastor……

“After witnessing this, I cannot help but get the sense that the same response would not have been garnered if the elderly gentleman had not been described as black.”

Oh yea, that’s why the cops came. Because he was black. Had nothing to do with him milking the serpent in front of small children. Must be the color of his skin.

In a sane world the human rights commission would listen to this and tell him to go fuck himself. But this is Melrose. A town filled with white guilt. And some of these nudniks have convinced themselves that part of being a good white person means never calling out bullshit from a person of color.

Turns out everyone fucked up because they didn’t take cultural competency 101:

“I just think there was a complete lack of cultural competence in this scenario, and that’s where the harm was done,” Green said over the phone. “It was a definite breach to the culture of safety. The image that is portrayed is that a black man is dangerous and this is the response warranted even when you don’t know what’s wrong.”

Cultural competence? In what culture do grown men go out of their way to piss in front of small children they don’t know? Whatever culture that is sucks. This is the United States of America. A civilized culture where grownups pee behind closed doors. If your culture doesn’t do that then you come from a shitty culture. It’s not our job to “celebrate” and “embrace” cultures where adults piss in front of small children. What if someone comes from a culture where having sex with 12 year olds is OK? See how dumb that sounds?

Of course this wasn’t really a cultural thing. It’s just a SJW fake pastor trying to capitalize on an opportunity to do the only thing he knows how to do – blame everything on racism.

The principal was racist too according to the pastor:

He also said Principal Carol Weldin asked his daughter who she was going home with while the man’s granddaughter wandered alone after seeing no one in her family’s parked vehicle.

“There are two black girls in the class, my daughter and another girl. She stopped my child. Is it because all black people look alike? That’s a leadership problem in a small school.”

This guy is such a piece of shit. The principal goes out of her way to make sure a little girl finds her father. And asshole finds a way to call this racist. This is why he’s not a real pastor. Real men of the cloth don’t demonize good people doing good things.

Nevertheless the principal still attempted to humor this guy when he raised hell over the microaggression, and even offered to bring in the superintendent. But as usual, this was also racist:

Green said Weldin offered to meet him after he sent an email to the principal and Taymore. Green agreed, but he said he was told he couldn’t meet at the same school other parents – white parents – had met with Weldin to discuss concerns. He said he was told the meeting had to take place with Taymore and at her office.

I truly, truly despise this man. The “white parents” met with the principal in her office because they likely had some smaller concern about their kid’s education. Your concern was much larger because you turned it into a huge thing. The second an angry black man in a town that’s 95% white starts throwing out the race card the world stops. That’s why they did a thorough investigation for you. And that’s why you got to meet with the big boss. And when you meet with the superintendent you’re going to meet in their office, not the principal’s office. So no, this is not discrimination. It’s giving you special preference because of the color of your skin. Also known as white guilt induced black privilege. Naturally you found a way to victimize yourself though. Well done.

Also, just the mere sight of police is racist for kids to see:

“Given the tumultuous history and current disparities of police violence, police presence in school and on school ground paves the way, even slightly, for children to feel less safe, but more conditioned to police discipline. This is especially true for African-American children and other children of color, including immigrant families. For children of color, this further propagates the school-to-prison pipeline, and the prejudice that lies at the root.”

Next up was the wypipo, led by Beth Hampson:

Beth Hampson, herself a former teacher and now a racial justice educator and co-facilitator of the White People Challenging Racism class in Melrose, has three children who attend the Hoover. She was approaching the school when she saw the cruiser come the wrong way up Glendower.

Stop right there. They teach a class in Melrose called, “White People Challenging Racism.” I already know everything I need to know about this woman and the entire city of Melrose. This is how she views herself at all times:

Because sharing stuff like this makes her one of the “good ones”:

Hey everyone, she’s an ally!! Just in case you were wondering, she won’t kill you if you are black. Please, pat her on the back and tell her how wonderful she is. Because she desperately wants affirmation that she’s doing a good job!! Plus she saved France from the terrorists!!

Hey Beth, ya know how you can challenge racism? Don’t live in Melrose. Move your white ass to Lynn or Chelsea and send your kid to a school with more than 2 black kids. But you’re not gonna do that because at the end of the day, you’re kind of a racist. And by kind of I mean, wicked racist.

She was just getting warmed up:

“I know the incident was not driven by intentional racial bias. I feel strongly however that we cannot separate the incident from where we are racially and politically in this country,” Hampson said to open public comment at the School Committee meeting. “To deny the racialized aspect of this situation would be sticking our heads in the sand and a missed opportunity. Despite everyone’s best intentions, harm occurred.”

Harm? Who the hell was harmed? The guy who pissed on a school and had to explain WHY he pissed on the school? Talk about oppression!!

The racialized aspect of the situation? Oh I see. So…..we only call the cops when wypipo piss in front of schools. Then it wouldn’t be “racialized.” Gotcha.

Next up was lecturing other white people about how they’re exercising white privilege by calling the cops on anyone who is of color:

“I would argue that casually calling police on people of color living in our own community is a breech of trust. I see this incident as an opportunity for this community to acknowledge and examine our privilege, to acknowledge our ability to call the police for protection without fearing for our lives. We need to understand that when we casually exercise that privilege as a form of comfort and safety, it evokes fear and potential danger for black people.”

Right. Because the elderly black man was really in danger when the cops showed up. Definitely.

Apparently there were hidden messages when the cops came:

Hampson echoed Green’s feeling that harm was done, even if it couldn’t be seen.

“This messaging perpetuates the image of the black man as dangerous,” she said. 

No, it perpetuates the image that if you whip your cock out in front of five year olds you will have to deal with the police.

This I loved:

“The relationship the white community has with the police is very different than the relationship the black community has with the police.”

I LOVE it when wypipo lecture other wypipo about how black people have different relationships with the police. There’s literally nothing more racist than this. Everything they think they know about black people comes from using hashtags on Twitter, subscribing to the Huffington Post, and being woke. To suggest that the 50 million black people living in this country can all be lumped together and assumed to have the same thought process and opinions of the police is the most racist thing I have ever heard. I know lots of black people who don’t feel this way about the police at all. She wouldn’t know that because she chose to raise her kids as far away from black people as possible. Congrats Beth, you’re a full-fledged Nazi teaching a class on eradicating racism. Well done.

The bottom line is that if you whip it out in front of kids the cops are coming no matter what color your skin is. The end.

55 Comment(s)
  • Herb Eaversmelz
    March 7, 2018 at 12:00 am

    EXACTLY why my kids go to private school. This shit doesn’t fly there and balloon heads like this social justice broad aren’t welcome.

  • js100
    February 19, 2018 at 12:45 am

    Thank you for the take downs of those cretinous SJWs.

    • February 19, 2018 at 7:26 am

      Scuse me while I whips this out

  • Cracker
    February 18, 2018 at 1:26 pm

    That fuckin’ spook knew what the fuck he was doing. Fuck the language barrier. He’d understand a baseball bat to the nuts. Fucking savages.

  • Gran daddy likes to pee
    February 18, 2018 at 9:43 am

    Just learned behavior.

  • True dat
    February 18, 2018 at 9:34 am

    When you gotta go you gotta go!

  • February 18, 2018 at 8:54 am

    I don’t get what the guy did wrong to get the popo called????

  • Stunt Penis
    February 18, 2018 at 7:50 am

    Cops in Melrose would have a field day in Hopkinton at the start of the Boston Marathon, where thousands of runners piss and shit anywhere they can drop trow.

    • Timmothy from Weymouth
      February 18, 2018 at 9:04 am

      seriously?

      I know where I’ll be patriots day…. getting defecation and piss footage! Do they even use toilet paper? Imagine running 28 miles with poop in your crack you would have diaper-rash swamp-ass from hell! Sweat, blood and shit running down your leg.

      Every dog in the area must go there and sniff around for a weak afterwards. Also who goes around and scoops up all the human shit?

      • Stunt Penis
        February 18, 2018 at 3:31 pm

        Seriously. Google “boston marathon Hopkinton urinate”

        Residents bitch about it every year. Cops try to keep order, but its pretty much a free for all, especially if you have tall bushes on your property.

  • Whoo pee Golden Berg
    February 18, 2018 at 6:44 am

    I like Brussel sprouts

  • Jake
    February 17, 2018 at 11:38 pm

    Seriously? A guy takes a whiz, and it engenders this kind of response. Spoiler alert….I’m from the Midwest. Happens every day, and no one gives a shit.

  • Steven Stover
    February 17, 2018 at 10:01 pm

    The mere fact that a white SJW thinks she needs to stand up for blacks say how they really think of blacks themselves. She thinks they are not capable of standing up for themselves. That’s racism. Racism in the form of low expectations. If she actually did care about poor people she would be challenging the Democrat’s plan to keep poor people on the modern day plantation. Google “The Great Society”. SJW’sd never do this. They are unknowingly the biggest fakes and racists ever.

  • 02176
    February 17, 2018 at 8:18 pm

    What’s comical about this situation is that we’ve yet to hear from the Grandpa or the family involved but yet everyone else feels the need to “come to their defense” even though there is nothing to really defend. My guess is that he/they know he did something wrong and really just want this to go away because they know he probably should have been arrested and charged per the laws “Just Passing By” just mentioned.

    I live in this town and have children at this school and this situation is incredibly frustrating. This happened before the tragedy of Parkland but even before that any sentence that has the words “incident” and “school” in it should elicit this type of police attention every single time….every time with no exception. It has nothing to do with race but all about the safety of all our children, period.

  • Just Passing By
    February 17, 2018 at 8:02 pm

    There are people who are required to register as sex offenders, who have been convicted of taking a pee in the wrong place with no nefarious intent, just the need to empty their bladder. I’m pretty sure MGL Ch 272 s 53 does not make an exception for race or even medical conditions. He may even fall under the definition of Lewd and Lascivious Behavior under MG.L. c. 272, § 16. If any of us did what he did , even Diabetics that have sudden urges to pee at inopportune times, we’d be cuffed and stuffed and in front of a Judge at Malden District Court before the afternoon was over

    • Rant
      February 18, 2018 at 10:37 am

      There was a former Framingham cop who drove a bus after he retired. He took a piss off the bus, got charged with gross and open lewdness, and humiliated. Frankly, I think it’s ridiculous that taking a discreet piss in public that someone happens to witness could leave you a sex offender, but everyone should be held to the same standard. These SJW morons want to protect everyone who they think deserves special treatment, but an average person gets no break. These do-nothings want to bust everyone’s balls and tell them how to do their job. I respect the hell out of cops because they are there when you need them, eat a ton of shit, AND get Monday morning quarterbacked by these idiots with an agenda. The school to prison pipeline is a load of horseshit to make those who end up in prison and their families to feel blameless about their failure. I don’t know how these SJW’s live with themselves as they are mostly over-educated and completely useless, but our society caters to these squeaky wheels and it’s disgusting.

      • Jess
        February 18, 2018 at 7:32 pm

        Guess if someone happens to witness a “discreet piss”, it’s not that discreet. Maybe he should have dropped the kids off first.

        • Rant
          February 19, 2018 at 8:44 am

          Point taken. Knowing he had a medical issue, he should’ve done a better job. They need to amend this law unless it is obviously a sex offense, because it is like a social/financial death sentence.

  • anal andon
    February 17, 2018 at 7:20 pm

    Da da da da… da, ya da da9 l =

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  • Publius
    February 17, 2018 at 6:04 pm

    when are people going to say enough. oh wait they did. MAGA. And soon 4 more years.

    • February 17, 2018 at 6:49 pm

      Buncha PISSant kids complaining.

  • Chris Farley Lives!!
    February 17, 2018 at 6:02 pm

    That’s not a woman, that’s a man baby, that’s Chris Farley would recognize that face anywhere.

  • Ozzy
    February 17, 2018 at 3:32 pm

    Curious to see what would happen to a white guy if he was spotted urinating by a predominantly black middle school. I’m thinking social/vigilante justice.

    • Pee Pee Head
      February 17, 2018 at 9:16 pm

      Ozzy-Didn’t you once pee on the Alimo?

  • Take a walk on the wild side
    February 17, 2018 at 3:18 pm

    shaved her eyebrows then he was she

  • they was axing for it
    February 17, 2018 at 3:03 pm

    What is a brotha suppose to do, your white children and teachers are loving on his package begging for a piss show and loving it up then make a punk move and call the police. He only does it bc it makes the children and teachers happy.

    Tell you one thing it wasn’t the kids from the drama club or the male teachers that called.

  • Skinny Pete
    February 17, 2018 at 2:59 pm

    Reverse racism is RACISM

    Libtards run amok

  • 02176
    February 17, 2018 at 2:20 pm

    If I did this (white middle aged man) I end up classified as a sex offender with my name and picture in the police station and then working the rest of my life as a dental assistant (poor Dale).  Why no charges???  Must be because it’s Black History month.  

    Seriously what the heck, why can’t this be a misunderstanding where everything worked out and no real harm done.  Simple as that.  Why does this have to become a race thing??  Enough already, just stop. 

    • Morgan Freeman
      February 17, 2018 at 2:38 pm

      “How do we fix the racial divide in this country”…..-“Freeman – Stop talking about it, if you talk about it you can make it exist even when I doesn’t. You stop calling me a black man, I’ll stop calling you a white man, and maybe we stop putting people in groups by their race the country would be less divided”

    • Yep, you're right
      February 17, 2018 at 2:40 pm

      My friend owns several acres of property and a neighbor claimed they saw her husband pissing in his woods one night. He says he doesn’t remember doing it that evening but admits he has before. If the neighbor did see him they would have had to be using binoculars or on his property because they don’t have any close neighbors.
      He ended up getting arrested, and was told if he was convicted he would have to register as a sex offender. I honestly don’t know how I feel about putting someone urinating in public on some type of public list but they definitely shouldn’t be put on the same list as a 60 year old that molest 2 years olds.
      My friend also owns a preschool/daycare, and even though her husband has nothing to do with the school his name is on the deed to the building, so her business was under investigation by the police and DCF during this time, and she had to inform all the parents and staff.
      Eventually they dropped the charges, but not before they have a tough few months. And all over something he may or may not have done in the woods on his property with nobody around.

    • Pee Pee Head
      February 17, 2018 at 9:11 pm

      I once peed on the side of the road… “ Why can’t this be a misunderstanding where everything worked out and no real harm done?” Now I’m on every central mass town hall bulletin boards!

  • Wybitch
    February 17, 2018 at 2:07 pm

    I wonder how triggered the black students in Parkland, Fl felt when they saw the police roll up to save their lives. The police are only useful to the triggered assholes when it suits them.

  • Mom’s Basement
    February 17, 2018 at 1:51 pm

    This is why you always keep a piss bottle in the car. The 32 oz Gatorade bottles work best.

    • Trouser snakeasaurous
      February 17, 2018 at 2:29 pm

      No way he can fit his giant black mamba bush hog in a Gatorade bottle. Get that man a paint bucket….stat

      “Hello police….theres this guy peeing, I don’t want to give is race, because that would be racist, and I’m trying to be woke, but let’s just say he’s a walkinb tripod, and his dick hangs below his knees, you will figure out who it is when you get here”

      • Kevi
        February 17, 2018 at 2:46 pm

        That’s no myth!

  • From the Suburbs
    February 17, 2018 at 1:44 pm

    I’ve been harassed by cops because I was white on more than one occasion. Granted I was in a bad neighborhood with the intention of buying drugs but it was totally racial profiling.

    • From the Suburbs
      February 17, 2018 at 2:03 pm

      I should also add that the cops had no problem telling me and my friends that we looked like we didn’t belong there and if we came back he’d find a reason to have the car towed. I don’t know how it is now but Worcester cops said that shit to white kids in the 90s.

      • its so unfair
        February 17, 2018 at 2:55 pm

        I’m white and frequently go to bad neighborhoods, nobody even pays attention to me the cops act like I’m black or brown! The minorities walk past and I walk past them nobody tries to rob me or sell me drugs wtf… it’s like nobody cares at all!! I even go into the atm with bums on the floor and spanish waiting inside, nothing, it’s like im invisible.. wtf!

        I know how ugly chicks feel walking past a construction site or frat house and it’s just crickets not one person cares enough to harass me, do they all just assume Im broke? or a fellow criminal. Now in a nice white town on Saturday morning everybody be like “im sorry” “you go ahead sir” all respectful but it isn’t respect they are scared and for what I never did shit to them and the po po slow down to watch me drink my coffee sitting on the wall, the worst is the scared look on all the nice ladies even when I smile. Fucking anti racist, racists is what they are. walk a mile to cumbys in my timberlands bitch.

        • Cumbys Sucks Towns Dry
          February 17, 2018 at 4:42 pm

          Your core problem is that you give money to the tax cheats that won Cumberland Farms. Its easy t sell sell things cheap when you don’t pay taxes.

          Are you an actual accomplice in their tax evasion?

          Be careful . The owners of Cumberland sue each other on the regular. You don’t want to get caught up in the wash just because you spend money at Cumberland Farms

    • your drug dealer
      February 17, 2018 at 8:19 pm

      ^^^
      hahaha

  • Itsjustme
    February 17, 2018 at 1:19 pm

    Glad I read this, I didn’t know you could only call the cops on white lawbreakers.

  • Curtis
    February 17, 2018 at 1:11 pm

    Maybe he didn’t want to be accused by others in his community of selling out for using indoor plumbing.

    • ben
      February 17, 2018 at 2:43 pm

      nice 🙂

  • Linda
    February 17, 2018 at 12:57 pm

    Probably came here from some shithole country where they openly piss in the streets. This is America. He should have at least found a quiet cul-de-sac somewhere.

    • Double deuce
      February 17, 2018 at 1:17 pm

      Haha – I see what you did there

    • Hugh Jass
      February 17, 2018 at 1:50 pm

      My new boifriend White (Mall) Cop’s people came from Ye Auld Sod. They have been getting reamed by the English for millennia, so WMC’s into landed gentry-tenant farmer role play. Big-time. We have lots of fun, don’t we honey? Snicker.

      • White Cop
        February 18, 2018 at 8:53 am

        I’m 100% Italian, Jimmy.

        Still hanging out at Dunkins? I might pay you a visit.

        • Hugh Jass
          February 18, 2018 at 12:41 pm

          Your visit last night to service my burning, yearning needs was great, honey! You get better every time! Smooches, lover!!!

          • White Cop
            February 18, 2018 at 5:08 pm

            You make busting faggots so much fun. I love the look on their faces when they realize they’re in deep shit. Thanks for helping me feel inspired to take freedom away from the homos and fill them with terror. Ha ha ha.

  • Get used to it
    February 17, 2018 at 12:44 pm

    Once one picks a spot to piss on the others can smell the piss and they in turn will keep pissing on the same exact spot. That spot will never grow grass again.

  • Uncle Randy
    February 17, 2018 at 12:36 pm

    Pretty fucked up.

  • Hugh Jass
    February 17, 2018 at 12:32 pm

    My new boifriend White (Mall) Cop sent me to the moon this am with his oral ministrations; he is one orally talented dude! Yay, me! Yay, us!

    • whatevuh
      February 17, 2018 at 6:52 pm

      maybe you could mature a little bit?

    • White Cop
      February 18, 2018 at 8:45 am

      I couldn’t care less. Hugh Jass inspires me to bust homosexuals. Let him say all he wants. He’s making it worse for other homos.

      Snicker.

      Right, Jimmy?

  • everyday
    February 17, 2018 at 12:08 pm

    nigs gotta nig

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