Remember how adamant lifetime loser and copblock chud Josh Abrams was that “The Turtleboy” came to his house and whipped him in the head with a Pepsi bottle? He was so confident that The Turtleboy was being charged that he filmed himself repeatedly, practically fellating the cops to coax them into saying we were in really, really big trouble.
Well, you ready for this? The police have investigated and….
A 17-year-old who threw a soda bottle out of a vehicle window, striking a male victim in the head, will be summonsed to Lowell Juvenile Court, Stoneham police said.
Officers responding to a reported assault on Valley Road in Stoneham on Wednesday around 9:20 p.m. met with the victim who had been hit by the bottle after the occupants of the vehicle called out his name, according to police.
An investigation led to the identification of the registered owner of the vehicle and the determination that the teenage Wakefield boy was in possession of the car at the time of the incident, police added.”
It was the work of a 17-year old kid. That’s who hurt Josh, and put him in such real, imminent fear that he called the police over and over again like some psycho ex girlfriend. a 17-year-old kid. Someone who can’t vote, buy porn or get into a casino. But you know what he can do? Scare Josh Abrams.
Oh. My. God.
Good work, Defender of Freedom, you helped get a dangerous, plastic soda bottle-wielding teenager off the streets, kinda/maybe. Holy shit. How pathetic do you have to be to bug the police incessantly over the antics of a local high school kid?
Josh Abrams level pathetic, that’s how pathetic.
The same kind of pathetic that drives one to endlessly harass the police while they are just trying to get through another work shift.
The same kind of pathetic only found in losers over 30 who don’t care for their children, offer any form of financial support, and still live at home with their aging parents.
The same kind of pathetic that comes from chudstuffers who make up ridiculous stories like this because some kids drove by your house and chucked an empty plastic bottle at their head:
Nah, fam – you’re definitely a criminal.
And the same kind of pathetic loser whose only ally and defender is an unemployable fat fuck afflicted with chronic gingervitis
who has misidentified me not once, but twice now.
I never did get that phone call, dipshit.
You stupid worthless sack of cuck, Joe. Better luck next time.
That’s how pathetic you have to be. I bet Abrams has been waiting 15+ years to get a high school boy charged with a crime.
You’re a real winner, Abrams. If I was your mother I would be deeply ashamed I didn’t just wipe away or swallow the load you came from. Luckily, I’m not your mother, so I don’t have to bear that level of abject humiliation. I can feel for the woman who does.
The takeaway here should be:
- Josh Abrams is such a lily-soft pussy that teenagers put him in fear for his safety.
- Josh Abrams hates the cops because their job involves arresting him for the countless crimes he commits, but calls them and cradles their balls at the first sign of a 16-oz bottle of soda pop.
- Josh Abrams repeatedly lied about Turtleboy because he’s butthurt that we exposed him for the utter failure he is.
- Josh Abrams is just doing what losers do, lose.
Josh, it pains me to so much as just listen your stupid, whiny voice on the internet. God bless the civil servants subjected to listening to it live, and in person, where they can’t simply hit “pause” and shut you up. I’m sure that everyone who has ever come in contact with you wishes they could. That’s why you got a Pepsi bottle thrown at you. Not because we blogged about you. But because you are an insufferable piece of walking butthole cancer, and you have effectively caused your entire town and the surrounding areas to completely despise you through your unwanted anti-police activities. Nobody likes you, Josh. And no one ever will. You are a giant bleeding pussy and total loser. It’s actually embarrassing watching what you do, every time that you do it. You are a complete and total waste of flesh and oxygen that will never amount to anything. If no one has told you that yet today, I am. In the immortal words of our unofficial Poet Laurent: “Now, off you fuck.”