Middleton Nurse Upset Over Rumors Of Kids Playing Together Asks For Schools To Be Remote Then Travels To Arizona For Holidays


Middleton is one of the only communities in Massachusetts whose School Committee voted 4-1 to reopen their schools in August. The town is part of the Masconomet Regional School District so the high school did not reopen at first, but the elementary schools in town could. The teachers put up a stink about it since every teacher is now a HVAC expert, demanding new air filters be put in place, and one of them even dressed up as an angel to symbolize her impending death if she had to go to work.

Rumors are she’s still alive. Nothing less than a miracle.

Turns out when you have a School Committee that actually cares about kids they stand up to the union and do what’s right. Shockingly zero teachers have died in Middleton, and if you simply ignore their online theatrics they’ll show up to work just like the people they buy coffee from at Dunkin Donuts.


The most teachers can do when you make them go to work is make a Facebook page where they whine about how they’re all gonna die, and the Middleton page is a real trip.

Oh no, everyone in MIddleton is dying! Except 175 out of 100,000 in a town of 8,900 means that 16 people have COVID. And quite frankly what’s the difference between 1 out of 1,000 people in town having the virus (Lynn), and 1.75 people out of 1,000 people in town having the virus (Middleton)? If I told you you had a 1 in 1,000 chance of winning a raffle, would you get excited if I told you that your odds increased to 2 in 1,000? Not unless you struggle with math.

They’ve made it clear on the page that their primary goal of their teachers is meeting their own needs.

Five year olds can learn to read on Zoom. They care so much that they forgot to show up for graduation.

They all got together (without masks on) for a car parade in late May though.

Anyway, this is elementary school nurse Dale Marshall.

Dale was PETRIFIED of going back to school when she heard the news, and basically held her own funeral on Facebook.

She wrote a letter that was read out loud at a School Committee meeting in December (luckily somehow she was still alive), warning them that keeping schools open was a horrific idea because she heard that kids were playing in bouncy houses and climbing on each other.


Uh muh God!! Kids playing!! We’re all gonna die! You can’t be sending nurses to see their patients in person! Just send them a check and wait until nobody ever gets sick again.

Anyway, Dale wants schools to close because kids are being kids, but at the same time she got on a plan and spent the holidays in Arizona, just like every other hypocritical fraud teacher pretending to be scared of a virus.

LOL. They have no shame at all. They even post it on Facebook. They want your kids to be caged and deprived of an education while they get on planes and go on vacation. They then justify it by telling you that planes are somehow safer than schools, despite any sort of data to back up that hilariously stupid assertion. Wonder if Dale will fill out the form the union is making parents fill out.

The Middleton teachers shared this piece of misinformation the other day.

Which was quickly debunked by the Board of Health.

Must be nice to live in a town where the School Committee and Board of Health aren’t run by ideological hacks who actually follow the science.

Dale is far from the only one in that group freaking out while being a hypocrite though. Heather Alice is a resident who teaches in neighboring Danvers and is quite concerned.

Luckily for her she’s currently teaching remotely, which hasn’t stopped her from packing her bags and traveling around the country.

Rochelle Cooper teachers in nearby Lynnfield who recently made a threatening comment about teachers remembering which parents openly advocated for schools to be reopened, and insinuated that their kids would be punished for it.

Bad ass!

Joe Carreriro is the husband of Middleton Principal Diane Carreiro.

Luckily for them they live in the free state of New Hampshire, so their kid gets to go to school and play soccer in Salem, NH without a mask on. And if you think kids in bouncy houses were scary just wait until poor Dale finds out all the places the principal has visited.

According to Middleton elementary school teacher Louise Kennedy the only reason parents want kids to return to school is because it’s the best thing for the kids.

She actually wrote those words and hit the enter button. Parents are out of control for wanting what is best for their kids, instead of letting the teachers work from home.

Also, just to be clear, there is an aspect of babysitting involved in teaching. That’s just a fact. It’s why teachers have to be on duty at lunch and recess and why kids have to be supervised in study hall. You’re not a babysitter, but it’s one of the many things you’re paid to do so parents can earn and pay the taxes that fund teacher’s salaries.

We need more communities like Middleton. The teacher’s union is not scary and you don’t have to give into their demands. They’re gonna complain no matter what since they’re all run by theatrical chicks who pretend like the world is always ending. But ultimately they have no power and don’t get to control when your kids return to school, so try electing School Committee members that represent your children and not teachers like this.


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71 Comment(s)
  • Karen
    March 11, 2021 at 10:19 am

    Thomas Landry, you get your rocks off mailing anonymous threatening letters to women’s homes now? You sick, twisted, spineless, lonely, angry, creepy, depressed town drunk. So you want a war? you and the uppity Real Housewives of Middleton who use you like a pawn to carry out their dirty work so they keep their prissy hands clean, you fool. Game on. Let’s raise the stakes…
    1.The first letter will be mailed to Beth Conway, Chief People Officer & Wendy Cassity, Chief Legal Officer of Nuance Communications, bringing them up to speed on your employment liability and the detrimental impact you’ll have on business with Nuance partners and customers once the full story comes out. Actually, the Chief Executive Officer, Mark Benjamin would also probably like to receive a copy come to think of it. I’m curious, will you go tell them your side of the story first and just resign, or would you rather they read your anonymous letter with attached bread crumb trail back to all your vile Twitter and Facebook screenshots, and terminate you on the spot? My seven year old could figure that out, genius.
    2.The second letter will be mailed to the Massachusetts Department of Social Services detailing how you are mentally unfit and pose a danger to all children.
    3. And the Middleton police have been notified the same. Knock, knock at your door soon???
    Remember, you 100% brought this upon yourself because you just cannot keep your bearded pie hole shut and won’t stop spewing bullshit and threats. The town, neighbors, parents, we’re done with you. Now you’ll finally go away. Enjoy your dark, cold, pathetic, lonely weekends in Maine collecting unemployment checks. – Karen & the Bags of Hags

  • John
    January 23, 2021 at 4:48 pm

    Just goes to show how the teachers and parents are complete frauds and hypocrites.

  • Nick
    January 7, 2021 at 1:52 pm

    ha ha!! turtleboy, nice job, think the only middleton flame-throwers ya missed above were clowns tom “facebook tough guy” landry and andrea “psycho teacher henchman” lisitano, two stand-up model citizens. the former mails flowers to the latter and rest of his cronies but then posts about it on social media, why, because he craves attention, likes, comments. they harass the volunteer school committee, and spread lies and deceit. (google: WickedLocal, middleton teachers, wendall water’s article from aug 19) ya could do a blog post on their facebook puke alone, get your kettle corn & a cold beer ready. we’re just so lucky to have these shit-stirring, phony cyberbullies living among us as neighbors, we count our blessings every day. peace & health in 2021.

    • Classy with a side of GO FUCK YOURSELF
      January 9, 2021 at 12:09 pm

      Someone must be lacking an education. You must be confused on what the definition of cyber bullying is. Here, let me help you…
      “Cyberbullying is the use of technology to harass, threaten, embarrass, or target another person. Online threats and mean, aggressive, or rude texts, tweets, posts, or messages all count. So does posting personal information, pictures, or videos designed to hurt or embarrass someone else.

      Cyberbullying also includes photos, messages, or pages that don’t get taken down, even after the person has been asked to do so. In other words, it’s anything that gets posted online and is meant to hurt, harass, or upset someone else“

      Your post fits the definition. Pretty embarrassing. I hope you don’t have children, and if you do, I really hope they grow up to be a much better human than you clearly are. Bless your bitter heart ♥️

      • Tony
        January 11, 2021 at 10:21 am

        What can I say tom “facebook tough guy” I learned from the best ; ) question, do ya kiss your mother with that mouth? so glad ya appeared to demonstrate your advanced grasp of the english language, on full display for the turtleboy community to enjoy forever. hey have ya wrapped your vehicle around any more neighborhood street lights or mailbox posts, after all ’tis the holiday season and who doesn’t enjoy a few festive drinks? if so, will be sure to send ya a bouquet of flowers, since we all know you love those. we need everyone to know how kind we are, of course. we’re just so privileged to have ya living in our town, clearly you are a positive contributor and role model for parents to follow. see ya at the next teachers protest friend…….. peace

        • keeping it classy while you keep it trashy
          January 11, 2021 at 7:47 pm

          I’m sorry…did you think I was Tom??? NOPE…nice try though. But while we are on the subject of Tom, I suggest you take a good LONG look in the mirror, because a person as trashy as you, basting people publicly, without a doubt has some pretty ugly skeletons in your closet. And yes Tony, I do miss my mother with this mouth. I would rather kiss my mother with a truck drivers mouth, than kiss my mother with an ugly bitter soul, which you clearly have. Good luck in life, because if you haven’t already had it hit you, karma will come around eventually. I’ll pray for you, but I’m not sure that god would even help someone that is this far gone.

  • Independent Thinker
    January 7, 2021 at 7:56 am

    Ironic how the same people who expect us to stay home are the ones traveling. Closing bars and restaurants will do no good when you can board a crowded plane and basically go anywhere in the world, except for Canada. Canada closed their borders, but when Trump wanted to do the same, he was labeled a racist.

  • Becky
    January 6, 2021 at 7:53 pm

    I’ll gladly trade jobs. Try working at a dental office. Mouths wide open, about 12 inches or less from my face. 32 different people a week, all who have been around people who also have been around people. It’s exponential. Still covid-free.
    What’s so bad about a classroom of the same kids day and day out?

  • Anti hypocrisy
    January 6, 2021 at 4:57 pm

    Meanwhile, Middleton parents thought it was just so funny that one of their pals was watching a school committee meeting, via zoom, from her hot tub, with a drink in her hand. So, please, let’s talk a little bit more about what is considered appropriate behavior when not at school. Lay off and get a life.

    • tits and ass
      January 7, 2021 at 9:57 am

      Could you see her tits?

  • Disheartened
    January 6, 2021 at 3:51 pm

    I unenrolled my son from school before this school year started and after seeing how immature so many people are, it adds one more reason to my list of why I KNOW I made the right decision. I teach my son to be kind. To be considerate. To think before he speaks. I teach him that while he is allowed his own opinions, he must respect the opinions of others. He knows not to talk down to people. He knows that he is not better or worse than anyone. He understands that saying hurtful things is wrong. After reading this and so many of the comments, I can see that those values and morals aren’t present in the lives of everyone. I am so embarrassed for those of you who don’t have the mindset to be embarrassed for yourselves, your words and the way you treat others. Be better.

  • Diane
    January 6, 2021 at 3:31 pm

    I’m a Mom in Middleton and this blog post is so friggin’ spot on its not even funny. Its been a total embarrassment and shit show in town (a town without any real Covid-19 crisis) with many pampered cranky old teachers with tenure who should really retire, lonely moonbat parents with too much time on their hands, and hypocrite administration that’s too weak and slow to respond. “Do as I say, don’t do as I do” Talk about double standard… And it doesn’t stop there, they also release their overzealous PTA hounds as the neighborhood street gang to enforce their bullshit…. you should really read some of these whoppers…. such a joke. Things will get worse before they get better….. They have no control in Middleton, the loonies are running the insane asylum, God help our kids. thanks turtleboy!

  • American Girl
    January 6, 2021 at 12:16 pm

    Dale, I am happy to go to work everyday to pay taxes to fund your sun-filled vacations! I can’t afford to take one, but I’m satisfied to live vicariously through you. Thanks for delighting me with your Facebook pictures!!! In my next lifetime I will live off taxpayers instead of choosing private sector….what was I thinking?

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      January 6, 2021 at 12:46 pm

      Dale – enjoy Arizona bitch. I’m still working every day.

  • D.B. Cooper
    January 6, 2021 at 11:24 am

    Isn’t a school nurse one half a click above CNA on the food chain?In my experience, school and visiting nurses are quasi failures who can’t hack it at real nursing.

  • Democratization of higher Education
    January 6, 2021 at 10:25 am

    2020 the year every parent realized College is the biggest scam in the country.

    $20,000 to $100,000 for one year of a 4 year college, only to get an entry level job.

    2020 “students” learn from home on their computer, don’t have to pay for school room and board. What other costs can we remove from this equation?

    2020 why pay to learn on-line? All the same information is available for free or for the cost of a used text book. Professors and expensive buildings aren’t needed to learn. Degrees mean almost nothing, people need skills, you can get paid to learn skills. Knowledge is free for anyone.

    When the ornate college campuses go up for sale and the leftist lose their education training camps, it will be a good day. Welcome to Harvard University Condos, Golf and Gun Club, the marina and fishing club are over at the boat-house.

    • North of the Border
      January 6, 2021 at 1:03 pm

      Matt Damon was right…”You dropped a hundred and fifty grand on a fuckin education you coulda got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the Public Library.”

      Broken clocks, shit like that.

  • Snowflake Hunter
    January 6, 2021 at 10:05 am

    Fucking worthless humans (teachers). We need to ditch ALL OF THEM and make them re-apply for their jobs. Give each of them a high school equivalency exam and see how many of THEM can actually pass it. I’m tired of the overwhelming number of fat, lazy slob teachers that do the absolute minimum to get by. The only thing they are passionate about is virtue signaling to try and get likes from the vile crowd on Facebook and Twitter that spend their day telling OTHERS how to live their lives when they can’t even manage their own miserable lives. Fuck
    These Morons!!!

    • FAT DRUNK and MARXIST is no way to go through life.
      January 6, 2021 at 10:41 am

      Before they take the high school equivalency exam give them a field sobriety test and a drug test. How many could even meet the requirements for a new employee higher.

      Teachers are some partying mother fuckers, every story is filled with selfies of drinking, beaches, parties, expensive trips and recreation. Teacher usually are not physically fit, rational or smart in the true sense of the word.

      • Chuck Baker
        January 7, 2021 at 1:41 am

        Err ah Governor Charlie Baker here… um.. I’m ordering all public libraries to close to the public. umm yeah so no more free education.. I mean free infections from libraries and from reading books. I’m asking everyone to avoid libraries they could ruin the business model, I mean infection model. I’m also looking into closing the internet to non state employees. Don’t touch your face.

  • Tuuka
    January 6, 2021 at 8:54 am

    The angel needs to be in an insane asylum rather than teaching kids. As for the other fat fucking douche bags, until Gov Faker and Marty “balls off my chin” Walsh grow a set, which is never going to happen, these useless POS’s will travel the world during the SCAMDEMIC, attend sporting events and do whatever they want but not going to the scary classrooms. Most MTA meetings are now held at buffets in an attempt to pump up their BMI numbers. Fat fucking slob teachers cant go to the classrooms. How did we get here. Likely to get worse if DEMS get the Senate. Yikes!!!!!

  • Yamsi
    January 6, 2021 at 6:00 am

    “What grade do you teach?-10th? So you need an 11th grade education”

    • Is that -
      January 8, 2021 at 1:46 pm

      Yogi Berra line?

  • Horace WoMann
    January 6, 2021 at 1:51 am

    Used to teach Latin and Greek to high school kids, now college kids are learning remedial English. WTF happened?

    These whiny slobs not only behave like a cult, demanding complete obedience from every member, they also aren’t very effective.

    Expose schools to the competitive market and watch the teaching and students improve. If not, then kill it before it trashes the economy.
    This is about the children isn’t it?

  • Julia
    January 5, 2021 at 10:33 pm

    I am disappointed to be a resident of Middleton today. Reading this article and these horrific comments as a teacher is incredibly heartbreaking. I don’t teach in the Middleton schools, but I attended them from K-6 grade. The incredible teachers in these schools inspired me to become a teacher myself. I am now in my first year of teaching. Since becoming a teacher, I have even more respect for the hard work, dedication and passion that these selfless individuals possess.
    I think I speak for most of us when I say that teachers are doing their best right now. The students are doing their best right now. Parents are doing their best right now. Tearing teachers down by naming individuals, posting pictures/ statuses, and name-calling is NOT going to help anyone’s situation. It’s telling that the individuals who wrote this hateful post and comment will not include their real names.
    We want to be with your kids. Trust me, it’s much more enjoyable (and much easier!) for us to teach your kids in person than to teach them from home. But, the teachers in Middleton also know that the likelihood of a student coming to school who was exposed to the virus is high after the holidays. That’s why many schools safely chose to be remote this week. Spend more time listening to the teachers and trying to help them help your students attend school safely, and less time stalking their social media and judging their every move. Only they understand what goes on in our schools each day, and understand all of the small risks that might put your student (and family) at risk.
    This year, let’s aim to be a kinder community that builds each other up. We all want the kids to be safe! Let’s help each other to give them a safe place to learn by listening, and showing compassion.

    • Eash Wiggins
      January 5, 2021 at 10:58 pm

      Understand this bitch, Many of us own businesses that are going down the toilet because of
      restrictions placed upon us by asshole Charlie Baker, we have no seat at the table as these rules are rolled out. We don’t get a weekly paycheck for sitting home like teachers. We are still required to pay our property taxes so that teachers can be paid to sit on their fat asses. We then see these same fat assed teachers post on social media about their fear of this commie cough and then jet off to some warm and sunny location. If you don’t understand the anger you are a dumbass with a wide ass. fuck you and fuck your selfish MTA you vile cunt

    • no work no pay
      January 5, 2021 at 11:51 pm

      Julia go fuck yourself, your pride and your feelings. End tenure, fire those teachers who won’t work, expose the hypocrisy of the entitled government slobs called teachers. Have another drink you apologist parasite.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      January 6, 2021 at 12:42 pm

      Two above commenters – agreed and good job. Julia KO’d in the first round! We have two winners!

    • It's ok, I'm here from the teachers department
      January 6, 2021 at 2:13 pm

      Hey saggy tits Julia you little dumpling, it’s not hate or horrific at all! you only say its hate and horrific because you do not like the truth. You say it in this manner because it sounds so much more dramatic and scary while giving your self a complex. It’s your first year of teaching you say. you’re fresh of the indoctrination conveyor and it shows. I would say, to stop listening to all the old, fat hags and their fear porn, but you’re already too far gone! If you’re afraid to be in school and teach than go find another job, its really as simple as that! You’re not as special as you think you are and I’ve never met a teacher who is as dedicated as you say. Maybe dedicated to indoctrination and getting fat, drinking alchohol and being a hack but that, that’s about it. Teachers do not care about the kids at all they only care for the easy money. If you really cared about teaching kids and their wellbeing. You would teach at a private school. You disnt do that because it would have forced you to go into the school and do actual work. Now shut ya yap and go fuck your self but dont think of the little kids while you’re doing it. You know what there is an epidemic of? Woman teachers molesting and raping male students. You sick fucking people!

  • Schools are Castles for the propagandists
    January 5, 2021 at 9:44 pm

    Now that people understand that big education and the classic union education model is a scam a few teachers can sense the good times are coming to end. The average dopey hack teachers will continue to proclaim their righteousness as the citizens walk away from Big Education and turn to more innovative methods of learning. Hope Big Secondary Education goes boom like the dot com bubble. Looking forward to the ivory tower elitist holding signs begging for cash. Close down the campuses same as American industry has been closing for over 50 years.

    Big Education budgets and scare tactics no longer work, home schooling is more effective. Cities and towns spending a hundred million dollars or more just to build one new school for the propagandists to prance around in, everybody is realizing a nuclear submarine or highway improvement is money better spent.

    January 5, 2021 at 9:41 pm




  • Orion
    January 5, 2021 at 9:30 pm

    Haha, “sweetest site of all”? How are these dumb motherfuckers teachers?

  • Get a life
    January 5, 2021 at 8:51 pm

    Haha only a disgruntled pedophile could come up with such lowlife BS as this. Glad to see what people with no morals or employment do with their free time.

  • The phony teachers
    January 5, 2021 at 8:49 pm

    CDC’s numbers, not mine.
    2017 Deaths in US 2,813,503 Population 325,147,121 Deaths per 100,000 865 Rate 0.9%
    2018 Deaths in US 2,839,205 Population 327,167,439 Deaths per 100,000 868 Rate 0.9%
    2019 Deaths in US 2,855,000 Population 328,239,523 Deaths per 100,000 870 Rate 0.9%
    2020 Deaths in US 2,902,664 Population 330,767,888 Deaths per 100,000 878 Rate 0.9%
    And yes this does include the COVID deaths.
    Again I asked these so called people of education to dispute the facts. Lazy ass tax suckers. Get a real job because it is clear that the “children'” are not your concern.

    • Turd Sandwich
      January 6, 2021 at 9:28 am

      can you post a link for this?

  • Teachers against Turd Boy
    January 5, 2021 at 8:15 pm

    I am so glad Aidan got fired from his Worcester job. There is no way he taught English or history.
    Aidan, you got to stop throwing all these teachers under the bus, just because you are stuck at home with your kids.
    I know you are growing tits from it, but that is not because you take care of the kids, or because you clean, or because you do all the chores.
    It is a side effect of being such a little bitch for so long.

    • Jimmy rustler
      January 5, 2021 at 9:50 pm

      You’re talking shit anonymously on a blogs comment section. Get a job you fucking bum. Stop sending my preteen son pics of your thunder thimble.

      See, that took literally 3 brain cells to type.

  • M O D
    January 5, 2021 at 8:12 pm

    What a f%cking beast.
    Her ass alone would be a feast.
    And her love drippings, they take the stench of rotten yeast
    What is this i see?
    She recognizes me
    She hugs and squeezes me
    The spandex enormity

    • Greta Thunberg
      January 5, 2021 at 8:32 pm

      How Dare You!!!

      • Most of Humanity
        January 6, 2021 at 1:59 am

        Greta, I heard you turned 18 and are now eligible to be criticized.


  • Edna the Educator
    January 5, 2021 at 7:36 pm

    I only remote teach my art classes on snapchat and chaturbate.

    • Good one
      January 5, 2021 at 9:02 pm

      That’s funny!!!

  • Tax Payers Assosciation
    January 5, 2021 at 7:11 pm

    TPA Voluntary Questionnaire for Teachers.

    1- Teachers please provide your age, height, weight and BMI, diseases and conditions.
    2- Time and location of your last alcoholic drink or recreational drug use.
    3- List of Psychiatric medications.
    4- Past or present STD’s.
    5- Membership or belief in Socialist, Communist or satanic organizations.

    • babygirldiane285
      Joe not a teacher
      January 5, 2021 at 11:45 pm

      You spelled association wrong.

    • Schmoe
      Scared to be a patient
      January 6, 2021 at 12:10 pm

      Nurses should meet that criteria as well. Every nurse I know personally is fat and smokes and drinks and/or pops prescription drugs. What great role models…..smh

  • Lottery has better odds
    January 5, 2021 at 7:08 pm

    Someone please inform these liberal and rino scare mongering dick heads that one has a better chance of hitting the lottery (not the million dollar jackpot obviously, talking about scratchers here)than dying from Covid 19

    99.6 survival rate. More than .4 percent of lottery players win at least a dollar on scratchers

    And no I am not saying scratchers are a good investment.

    Fuck off to all the assholes who tell others to stay home while they themselves go out and enjoy life.

  • wah wah teachers are heroes wah wah
    January 5, 2021 at 6:57 pm

    I want Summer’s off and Christmas vacation and February vacation and Spring vacation and a pay raise! wah wah wah wah

    I spent $40 dollars of my own money on school supplies wah wah.

    I refuse to teach in person, why can’t I remote teach home in my bathrobe? waah waah

    • mary kay letourneau
      January 5, 2021 at 7:10 pm

      I wore my birthday suit when I “taught” from home right out of the bedroom.

  • Terrell Suggs
    January 5, 2021 at 6:50 pm

    Its bullshit.We all can agree but can we please mix it up a bit and get back to some old school ratchetry and bad behavior. We must get 50 teacher/covid/travel stories a month.Its getting to be stale content.C’mon Unc… Get back at it!!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    January 5, 2021 at 6:02 pm

    Children climbing all over each other in bouncy houses? In these times! I want these paint happy bastards hung up by their Buster Browns!

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Old Tom Morris
      January 5, 2021 at 6:16 pm

      You yell “barracuda”, everybody says, Huh? What?” You yell “Covid”, we’ve got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.

      • Charlie Parker
        January 5, 2021 at 6:54 pm

        4th of July has already been canceled. It will be a “virtual” event.

  • Milo
    January 5, 2021 at 6:01 pm

    I used to think the only jobs women were good for was teaching amd nursing. Now i know theyre not even capable of handling those jobs.
    We need American sharia.

  • Bi-Polar Vortex Shift
    January 5, 2021 at 5:16 pm

    It’s going to be a blizzard of ratchets from Mid-January until the Ides of March when the Fed300 runs out, but wait for the Jurricane $2000 when the dollar becomes as valuable as a 5 cent beer can.

    Send the swarm to Canada then across the melting ice to Russia

    • Capitalism
      January 5, 2021 at 7:03 pm

      I ordered gold colored aluminum neck chains from China as long as there shiny people want them and I will be selling them on the corner the week the checks come in.

  • Willy Penn
    January 5, 2021 at 5:12 pm

    Why I am so important and essential in your life and why you should listen, agree with, and follow my self ordained ministry monologues as I pen them. I am an evangelist of the internet and am in need of your donations to continue my plight. I bring to you daily my word of rebellion relating to miniscule matters (current events) that I attempt to entice your recognition as a viewer. My education through the bible camp of Willy Graham is where I found my calling as a Shepard over you all as my flock. Please keep up my faith by donating your bank accounts, housing etc. so I may feel some sort of satisfaction that my laziness will be recognized as a lifetime of hard work.

    • Jerry Swagarrt
      January 5, 2021 at 5:21 pm

      I drank a bottle of Jack Daniels every day of my life, among other things.
      Why should I believe you?

  • JohnWayne
    January 5, 2021 at 5:11 pm

    Middleton jail had 122 positive Covid-19 cases as of 12/19/20….. hence the inflated numbers in the town!!!!!

    • Rookie numbers
      January 5, 2021 at 7:12 pm

      Jail needs higher numbers of infection rates. And increase the rate of passing from it as well. Sadly Covid isn’t strong enough. More faulty shit imported from

  • Nurses needed
    January 5, 2021 at 5:01 pm

    Hey Dale the COVID field hospital is hiring. Why don’t you help us out instead of closing schools and forcing children to stare at a computer screen all day. Let children be children

    • Covid19 con game
      January 5, 2021 at 7:24 pm

      It’s a good job “working” in an empty Covid Field Hospital. The only time you are busy is when the press or politicians show up. We get a couple of people to lay on cots and pretend to be patients. Word is patients are going to be directed away from empty beds in hospitals to the field hospitals to make the con credible.

      In March and April empty field hospitals were enough to scare the population into submission. The hospitals being empty was like a Biden ballot with no other votes. They’re upping their game and getting a few indigent patients this time.

  • Frumpy Fatties
    January 5, 2021 at 4:58 pm

    All of these dumpy, frumpy, hypocritical, fat fucks are the definition of a Karen. Who is that ugly bitch to threaten the kids whose parents advocate for them to return to school. If I had a kid in that district, I’d make sure she’s gone from the system. If they can go out for dinner, get a plane or watch their kids play sports…they can certainly get off their fat asses and do the job they’re getting paid for. A lot of my friends became teachers and they are the most judgmental people I know

    • teachers irrelevant as of 2020
      January 5, 2021 at 7:30 pm

      Teachers are fatter and drunker than ever smoking the ganja laying about all day eating twinkies and collecting dat pay check cha ching muthafuckas.

      • babygirldiane285
        January 5, 2021 at 11:55 pm

        Why you be tryun to copy me? That be my routine…. ima get one of them teachin jobs, eff y’all heffas.

  • Ben Richards
    January 5, 2021 at 4:26 pm

    The NERVE on this banana head to criticize children who want a few moments away of the Hell they’ve been thrown into for 9 months, but then jumps into an airplane to go sit in the sun!?! This site is doing God’s work calling out these hypocritical creeps

  • P C
    January 5, 2021 at 4:22 pm

    #1, why should a school nurse be consulted by the school committee? Why not the board of health for that town? The school nurse’s job has nothing to do with policy making.

    #2, what do you think kids are doing when they are NOT in school? Sitting in a corner of their room hiding from covid? No, they are hanging out with other kids, seeing whatever friends & cousins and grandparents they can, *spreading the so-called deadly virus even more than if they were in school each day*. It’s no wonder we see so many hypocrites say one thing about schools staying closed and then do another – no one can live how people are proposing we live to “stop the spread”, because it’s not sustainable.

  • Charter Schools Forever
    January 5, 2021 at 4:18 pm

    I LOVE that you are doing these posts. Those sanctimonious hypocrites are so full of it. What a shake down. Charter schools with school choice for the win.

  • joe luke
    January 5, 2021 at 4:15 pm

    Why should it matter? They do what they want, can travel unrestricted and not quarantine and have collected a paycheck no matter what over the past year. Hypocrites. Open the damn schools up and this nurse should be forced to go into school no matter what. She even jets off to one of the most active virus states.

    We can end all this insanity the day we start to furlough state workers, including school nurses. Until then these hens will say one thing and do the opposite (including the usual maskless pictures from the Karen’s).

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    January 5, 2021 at 4:03 pm

    Nope to teaching in a classroom. Yes to going on a crowded disease incubator know as an airplane.

    Makes sense.

  • Tex
    January 5, 2021 at 4:00 pm

    I believe Middleton’s numbers include the Middleton jail

  • BTB
    January 5, 2021 at 3:54 pm

    Fat, ugly cunt. So tired of reading about these fucks

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