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Milan Meat Merchant Complains About Fitchburg Police Having Nice Vehicles, Shits On People For Reproducing Despite Getting Arrested For Raping A Child


This is Michael Arcucci, a Fitchburg resident originally from Italy.

He graduated from GED.

Which makes him the 4th most educated person in all of Fitchburg.

Yesterday he noticed that the Fitchburg Police have these fancy things called “vehicles” that they apparently drive around in while fighting crime. As a fiscal watchdog this upset him greatly so naturally he logged into Facebook to air his grievances on the Discussing Fitchburg Now Facebook group.

“Tell me you don’t see em drug dealers walking up and down MAIN STREET every fn day!!”

If that’s not probable cause to arrest some random shady looking down on Main Street than I don’t know what is. Although if the cops just started arresting every crackhead looking simpleton for the crime of walking on Main Street in broad daylight they’d arrest half the population. Maybe if the cops saved money by pulling each other around in rickshaws they could do something about this epidemic of walking on Main Street.

He did get some support from a couple people who have almost definitely never voted once, and have no intention to, but still feel they are in a position to complain about how the city’s resources are allocated.

Does this look like the face of a man who HASN’T looked through the entire city budget line by line and come up with a plan for what can be cut in order to improve the condition of the roads?

Matty Mind has never missed a City Council budget hearing. Ever.

All the city needs is a measly 40 G’s and every inch of road in Fitchburg could be paved. Sure, it costs close to $1 million to repave 1 mile of road in an urban area, but Matty Mind knows a couple gypsies from Uxbridge who will do it for $25K and access to your first born daughter.

Michael Arcucci moved to America from Milan and could’ve chosen to live anywhere in any state. He chose Fitchburg because apparently he doesn’t like living in places that he can’t bitch about living in.

He also claims not to live in Fitchburg.

But this face and the flat brimmed hat has Fitchburg written all over it.

All this guy does is complain about Fitchburg and compare it to neighboring towns.

Probably because there’s like 6 roads in Ashby and it’s not filled with people who look like this.

Also, you come from a country whose roads are so bad that it required a “Marshall Plan” worth of spending to try to do something to fill in all the potholes. I think black and white people can all agree that America would be a better place if we just agreed to deport all the Italians.

He also judges people a lot on DFN, criticizing them for the crime of getting married and reproducing.

But the thing is, if you’re gonna shitpost on the Internet all day and cast judgement on others, you better make sure that your arrest for raping a child isn’t the first Google trophy that appears when people search for your name.

Sentinel & Enterprise: A city man charged last year with indecent assault and battery of a child and rape was sentenced Wednesday to 15 months in the Worcester County House of Correction on a lesser charge of assault and battery. Michael A. Arcucci, 32, of 72 Cleghorn St., was arraigned in District Court Nov. 4, 2016 on one count of statutory rape of a child, two counts of indecent assault and battery on a child under 14 and exposing obscene material to a minor, according to court documents.

The alleged victim in the case told investigators last year that Arcucci raped her, touched her inappropriately and showed her pornographic images when she was between the age of 4 and 8, according to a police report. State prosecutors dismissed the statutory rape charge on Jan. 19 of this year. On Wednesday, Arcucci came to a plea agreement the commonwealth, which dismissed the charge of exposing obscene matter to a minor, according to court documents.

Also on Wednesday, Arcucci entered what’s known as an Alford Plea on the remaining two counts of assault and battery, according to court documents. This plea allows a defendant to plead guilty without admitting to the crime. Arcucci received two concurrent sentences of 15 months in the Worcester County House of Correction for each of the assault charges and given credit for time served, according to court documents. 

This guy’s a kiddie diddler?

Never saw that one coming.

He was arraigned in Fitchburg District Court on November 4, 2016, and commemorated the moment by posting a picture in the police lobby and saying that he had no idea what he was there for.

Disseminating pornography to a child between the ages of 4-8, and then raping her. That’s what you were there for. Maybe that’s common in Italy, but in the land of potholes and broken dreams known as Fitchburg, that sort of behavior is frowned upon.

On the day he was sentenced he at least took one last courthouse selfie.

He was out and posting on Facebook 6 months later like he wasn’t arrested for raping a child though.

The Milan Meat Merchant said he needed to see his princess.

Oh good, he reproduced. Keeping this guy around a child sounds like a great idea. Almost as good of an idea as marrying him and conceiving his child.

Ashleigh Arcucci also posts in DFN sometimes, and while her future husband was getting ready to go to jail she asked what some community issues Fitchburg has besides drugs and homelessness.

Oh I know one – pedophilia.

Luckily his Mom had his back.

So yea, no wonder he has a problem with municipal spending on police. Like most criminals the Milan Meat Merchant would prefer living in a world where police don’t exist so that folks like him could carry on harming children without getting arrested for it. I’m not a fan of heroin dealers, but I’d take 10 of them over one kiddie diddler. Just sayin.


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42 Comment(s)
  • Fhawhibby Golf
    May 20, 2021 at 10:25 am

    First indication of a low-quality individual is when they (men) don’t remove their headwear when indoors – especially in public indoors – triple especially while eating in a restaurant.
    Maybe your parents didn’t know. Maybe they did, but didn’t teach you. Maybe they DID teach you but you didn’t listen, or don’t “feel” like doing as the Romans (get it, Italy?) When in Rome.
    It’s a gesture of respect toward others called Manners. There used to be lots of them — bookloads like Emily Post Guide to Manners. They used to teach it in school before they replaced that curriculum with take-a-knee, pick a gender and Critical Race Theory (that evidently teaches that having proper manners is a holdover of Honky Whites from Europe,, so now manners are racist.

  • 01420
    May 19, 2021 at 1:12 pm

    To be fair, Fitchburg is largely trash. Including this guy. Especially Main Street.

  • Ayanna P.
    May 19, 2021 at 1:23 am

    The putz needs to go play in traffic

  • Danger will rogers
    May 18, 2021 at 7:39 am

    There is no functioning adult that wouldn’t look at this thing, and immediately say to their kids – stay away from him. If he talks to you or looks at you, I want to know. He’s creepy and we don’t feel comfortable around him.

    Unfortunately, he picked Fitchburg for a reason….

  • Dress code
    May 17, 2021 at 9:56 pm

    The sad part is this imp dresses better than Aidan for court

  • Most guineas are just inside out nogs anyway...
    May 17, 2021 at 8:37 pm

    Look at this inbred mutt, will ya !! These is no doubt this critter is the offspring of a Moroccan Monkey and a half-a-boon mud shark. And bitching about Fitchburg ?? Really, you third world piece of shit ?? Get the fuck out of my country, you kiddie skinning cum sock !! And take your gross, freeloading, fuckface family with you.

  • True Romance
    May 17, 2021 at 8:23 pm

    No way is he from Milan. Probably one of those port cities where fishing vessels and freighters dock. And the mom was a waitress or bartender…

  • Jamie Emberley
    May 17, 2021 at 8:06 pm

    This boy got more than 1 unpaid for child.. One daughter in Europe and one in America plus what ever he having now…

  • Annette Arcucci
    May 17, 2021 at 7:12 pm

    My son is a diddler greaseball WOP Dago, but I love him

  • Hugh Mungous
    May 17, 2021 at 6:23 pm

    I always thought Mennonites shave their face ilike that, there’s no way that guy is Amish.

  • Italian?
    May 17, 2021 at 6:04 pm

    He looks Dominican.

    • Orion
      May 17, 2021 at 9:50 pm

      Yeah, I was gonna say, he looks like he’s strait outta ‘Minican. Why hide that in Fitchburg, haha?

    • Ayanna P.
      May 19, 2021 at 1:25 am

      He’s as Italian as Dennis White is black.

  • Rufus T. Firefly
    May 17, 2021 at 6:00 pm

    It seems appropriate that I should make an appearance, especially since there was never a disappearance..

    Ciccolini here, may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot…but don’t let that fool you!

    He really IS an idiot!

  • Metro West Guy
    May 17, 2021 at 5:49 pm

    Scumbag degenerate pedophiles are human beings, too, but who would ever allow themselves be criticized by one? They’re barely one step above a skunk with Rabies in the grand scheme of things.

  • Robert De Niro
    May 17, 2021 at 5:40 pm

    The Groid is strong in this one.

  • Knuckles
    May 17, 2021 at 4:51 pm

    Why would you leave Italy to come to Fitch Vegas?

    • Death
      May 17, 2021 at 11:47 pm

      So he could diddle children and not be held accountable. Where else can you rape a kid and be out free 6 months later?

  • Inflamed Anus
    Inflamed Anus
    May 17, 2021 at 4:46 pm

    Jesus Christ, rape of a child should be mandatory capital punishment, no plea deals, no parole, no sex offender list, just death by extenuating after getting castrated with a dull knife while awake, alert, and restrained to a table.

  • Judge Dread
    May 17, 2021 at 4:39 pm

    You need to give it up
    Had about enough
    It’s not hard to see
    The boy is mine
    I’m sorry that you
    Seem to be confused
    He belongs to me
    The boy is mine

    • Bob Murchison
      May 17, 2021 at 4:41 pm

      You need to give it up
      Had about enough (Enough)
      It’s not hard to see (To see)
      The boy is mine (The boy is mine)
      I’m sorry that you (Sorry that you)
      Seem to be confused (Seem to be confused)
      He belongs to me (He belongs to me)
      The boy is mine (The boy is mine)

  • Dick GoZinya
    May 17, 2021 at 4:31 pm

    His wife doesn’t looked retarded or anything….

  • And Once Again I Say…
    May 17, 2021 at 4:18 pm


    Why this fish-faced, diddler fuck thinks anybody wants to see that ugly, creepy, bug-eyed fucking mug…it boggles the mind.

    Go away, Fredo . Do the right thing for once in your poor excuse for a fucking existence. End it.

    We know it was you, Fredo.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 17, 2021 at 4:04 pm

    Italy is shaped like a boot because all that shit can’t fit inside a shoe

  • randiguy2006
    May 17, 2021 at 4:03 pm

    He’s as qualified to talk about roads as you are to talk about schools.

  • Michael Giannetti
    Mike Giannetti
    May 17, 2021 at 3:33 pm

    ONE conviction for child rape, c’mon kid those are rookie numbers. I not only raped my common law stepdaughter but I knocked her up and now she’s my bm. I keep her locked in a room at my father’s house. Now you wanna talk shitty roads, try driving around Hyde Park and Rossi 19 1/2 hours a day trying to kick freestyles and avoid all the friggin potholes kid. Those bumps distract me when I’m spitting that fire! That’s why I always pull over when I do a crack hit.

    • Matt Gaetz
      May 17, 2021 at 9:30 pm

      Amen brother. Nothing better than doing a couple lines of blow and raping a few preteen sluts.

  • Martin Walsh
    May 17, 2021 at 3:25 pm

    Eggplant lives matter

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    May 17, 2021 at 3:24 pm

    I haven’t studied geography for awhile but I’m pretty sure Italy doesn’t border Guatemala.

  • Holden Bob
    May 17, 2021 at 3:21 pm

    People who move to new towns and complain about the town are total assholes.
    Take for example someone who moves from a shithole like say Worcester (the states armpit) after living there their whole life and then saying the new towns School system sucks so they’re going to run for the committee and change things.
    Here’s another idea, just because your new address is here doesn’t mean your not born and bred Worcester trash and always will be. If you’re so fucking smart go back to your own home town and fix that School system first.

    • Death
      May 18, 2021 at 12:04 am

      Haha! You just made me remember a great cheech and Chong gig on one of their albums…starts with a B….ends with a B…20 seconds bob….10 seconds bob…I bet you’re just as dumb…oh and another thing…you really shouldn’t mumble, no can understand a word your saying.

  • juror seven esq.
    May 17, 2021 at 3:04 pm

    If that’s his mother in the last picture (wearing the Go Pats jersey) I would make a run at it. I don’t think she can reproduce. Is that old guy between her and the son in the picture the husband\father?

    • juror seven esq.
      May 17, 2021 at 3:25 pm

      They say imitation is the ultimate form of flattery.
      Don’t worry, my fans know I didn’t post that but go ahead and try to be me imposter.

      • juror seven esq.
        May 17, 2021 at 4:11 pm

        You two fucks better cut the shit, I’m warning you.

  • Alyssa Milano
    May 17, 2021 at 2:47 pm

    Ciò di cui ha bisogno questo stupido bastardo è un calcio nelle palle seguito dal malocchio!

    • Two Patch Crappy Jack
      May 17, 2021 at 3:52 pm

      That’s classic! You even threw the “Evil Eye” in there!!!!

  • foleyworld
    Casino Scum
    May 17, 2021 at 2:39 pm

    Fukin Wops, same as Spics

  • The Ghost Of John Fitch
    May 17, 2021 at 2:35 pm

    How did it all come to this?

  • Proud Turtle Rider
    May 17, 2021 at 2:28 pm

    A military veteran who wants lower taxes will ALWAYS be an enemy of Turtle Boy.

  • Southern Italian. Way Southern
    May 17, 2021 at 2:26 pm

    Hating the police is in fashion now. Even rapist are on the band wagon

  • Spider Ivy
    May 17, 2021 at 2:23 pm

    Italians are greasy, criminal scum. Just like Mozlems. Raping, murdering filth. I’m glad I don’t know any.

  • Senor' Wences
    May 17, 2021 at 2:22 pm

    Typical Italian stereotype, exactly what 75 percent of the men in Italy look like…. Fuckin jabrone.

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