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Milford Cop And Former Deputy Chief Jungle Juice Jimmy Heron Shows Up Smashed With Boo To BLM Vigil For George Floyd

 

BLM protests are all the rage these days. It’s pretty much the thing to do because you’re allowed to get out of the house and pretend that you’re part of a movement that ultimately is going nowhere. But Milford cop Jimmy Heron got a little too carried away with the new found freedom and showed up shitcocked to make a complete fool of himself and the department.

  

In fairness, if he had gotten in a car while he was that drunk, smashed into a pole, banged a firefighter’w wife, and had a cop help cover it up for him, then he could’ve gotten elected to the Board of Selectmen like fun time Billy Kingkade.

Look at the bright side though – as long as he’s living in Milford he can never be the most ratchet person in town, so long as Nikki Evans continues to live there.

Jungle Juice Jimmy isn’t just a regular cop either. He’s been on the force for over 30 years and was previously the deputy chief.  So why show up at all? It looked like him and the Mrs. were both 10-12 wobbly pops deep in the middle of the afternoon. You know you’re a hot mess, you know a lot of people are gonna be there with kids, and you know you’re supposed to be a well respected person in town.

And oh yea, this was a vigil for a victim of police brutality, and here’s a cop showing up breaking the law and getting away with it while disturbing the vigil.

Some claim he drove home too.

Although that can’t be verified at this time.

But because this is Milford, the town that INVENTED corruption in Massachusetts, everyone seems to be in a pretty forgiving mood.

PTSD? We’re blaming this on PTSD?

Wait…what? Is she really saying this is relatable? I can safely say I’ve never had a few drinks while working. That’s not a normal thing outside of Milford. But blaming the person who recorded him acting a fool is pretty par for the course in Milford, a town where I’ve had to go to court twice for reporting on Hadassah Robeson’s hellhole boarding house.

It’s also OK because kids have all seen drunks before.

No. Just no. It’s not normal for little kids to see a stumbling drunk in the park at a vigil, never mind a cop. What is wrong with these people?

I’m sure he’s a wonderful man and has done a lot of good things. He’s also clearly a raging alcoholic and needs help. He needed to hit rock bottom first and ending up on Turtleboy is the definition of that. But get the fuck out of here blaming the camera lady for trying to humiliate him. He humiliated himself and she documented it because she was rightfully disgusted by his behavior.

This was a good one.

See? It’s all good because he was off duty. Should he have been a bit more sober? Perhaps. But who hasn’t had to be propped up by their equally sloshed partner during a moment of silence of a victim of police brutality? Let’s focus on the big picture here – the man was there to show his respects. Because nothing is more respectful than this.

I don’t think this guy should be fired or lose his pension or anything, but he should definitely be suspended. BLM is allegedly about accountability for police. If the Milford Police wanna show the world that they hold their own accountable then they’ll do that.

 

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58 Comment(s)
  • Steve
    June 16, 2020 at 9:19 pm

    The “ Juice “. Resigned but his name will be engraved onto the honor roll monument in front of the police station. So suck on that You losers from BLM rally LOL

  • Steve
    June 16, 2020 at 5:59 pm

    Since when do only black lives matter ? All lives matter ! Having a rally in memory of George Floyd is sickening. He was a career criminal with a long rap sheet, Recently released from the Texas State Prison for home invasion with a firearm. Everyone at that rally is a LOSER and you have the gall to discredit Sgt. Heron

  • Let’s be real Milford cops are dirty af
    June 11, 2020 at 12:04 am

    Not sure what his daughter is up to now but she was a heroin dealer in Milford ten years ago, he would get her out of trouble constantly. When she was dumb enough to move to another town she finally got an ankle bracelet maybe 5 years ago. All these people saying they feel bad for him, I sure fucking don’t. Who knows how many people overdosed because of her

  • T.R.
    June 10, 2020 at 6:24 am

    I wouldn’t object to tucking in the wifey’s ‘roids. Not because she did anything wrong but because her bum looks like it would feel so right.
    Let her sober up some, first. I don’t want a wet shit going on while I’m tooling her tuckus.

    • Mike
      July 29, 2020 at 9:39 pm

      I support the Juice

  • Tbone
    June 10, 2020 at 12:55 am

    Went to high school with him and he still gave me a speeding ticket.

  • Buttered bread
    June 9, 2020 at 9:14 pm

    Look into the chief.

  • Jay
    June 9, 2020 at 8:03 pm

    Haven’t laughed that hard in a while, hand in the air like he was celebrating being able to stand

  • I am for change
    June 9, 2020 at 5:55 pm

    Most cops are big drunks. the fact that they get to work extra hours on road details etc with a 60 + hour week,it no wonder most are short tempered.our police need a complete overhaul,from the bottom but most of all the top brass.

  • Five Oh No
    June 9, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    You should see how drunk he gets while he’s ON duty.

  • 5150_mike
    June 9, 2020 at 12:47 pm

    Hey UNC lay off!
    He’s drinking away the guilt and shame of his brothers that all used their hose on Nicky and then had to cover up the murder of her husband/ co worker/brother(lol)

  • June 9, 2020 at 11:56 am

    LMAO word around town is that his wife does amateur porn and theres a black gangbang video of her somewhere online

    • I am Rooting for 50 Confirmed Kills in Chicago This Weekend
      June 9, 2020 at 2:15 pm

      Not everyone emulates your moms bad behavior.

      • VP Spiro T Cheney
        June 10, 2020 at 1:21 am

        The problem is they don’t know how to shoot cuz they just buy a gun with bodies on it that hasn’t been maintained or cleaned in god knows how long, and just shoot. they have like a 1:4 kill ratio vs people shot. They need to up their game, maybe the communist mayor will give them free range time.

        They need to up their game to a ratio of 1:2 or 1:1, then I’ll have a semblance of respect for these hood rats.

        • Hillary
          June 10, 2020 at 8:57 pm

          18 confirmed kills of Super Predators in Chicago this past Sunday slone.

  • ANGRY GIANT
    June 9, 2020 at 11:14 am

    Give the man a break. Don’t you see what was going on? HE WAS WEARING A MASK!

    Don’t you understand the dangers of oxygen deprivation? It affects us all differently!!!!!

    If they hadn’t forced him to wear a mask, this wouldn’t have happened!!!!!

  • North of the Border
    June 9, 2020 at 10:40 am

    Shit like this is why we can’t have nice things.

    Dude was acting like he was at a Dropkick Murphys concert on St. Patty’s Day, then drives home?

    Good fucking job, dude. Way to win people to your way of thinking and bridging that divide. And to all his enablers, fuck you too.

  • Covid19 Party Time
    June 9, 2020 at 10:26 am

    Vigils are morphing into raves and booze time. The cambridge crowd is trying to turn vigils into yoga classes.

    Afterwards looting is optional as an individual expression of solidarity with Nike and Starbucks.

  • Heron home heroin overdose
    June 9, 2020 at 10:11 am

    A few years ago a woman in her early 20s overdosed on heroin at Heron’s house and paramedics were called to respond. It wasn’t his daughter. Probably a back page hooker.

    Also this guy fucked over Dominic Cristino. Heron lied under oath and had DOminic put in jail.

    • Milford cops are crooked
      June 11, 2020 at 12:10 am

      Probably one of his daughters “friends” that she would deal heroin out of. Kids used to talk about how her daddy would bail her out of trouble constantly for dealing. She’s probably in her late 20s or 30s by now doing the same shit. Last I heard she was in beauty school with an ankle bracelet shooting up in the bathroom a few years back.

  • Paul Johnson
    June 9, 2020 at 10:11 am

    The people with the biggest hearts are hurting the most.
    It’s easy to pass judgement or get a laugh about something like this. I’m sure Turtleboy knows this guy just lost his father a couple weeks ago and couldn’t enter the hospital to say goodbye. He couldn’t have a funeral to help with the grief. I’m sure Turtleboy knows that he’s been to every to every funeral in Milford for an overdose to offer his condolences to the family even if he’s never met them.
    He was there when I wrecked my bike and then followed up with me to see how I was.
    He clearly has a problem, but at a time when the lack of humanity in policing is on the top of every article. I’d point to the fact he’s sees the people we all love to look down and realizes they matter too. Does what he can to help, and he’s been doing it long before many of us were alive.

    • randiguy2006
      Lolz
      June 9, 2020 at 10:46 am

      Turtleboy show empathy?

      You’re new here right?

      • Lolzzzz
        June 9, 2020 at 10:22 pm

        Unfortunately for the rest of us, you’re not new here.You really should see a professional about your obsession with TB.

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    June 9, 2020 at 9:45 am

    So ive been talking with family members and they’ve all brought up great points.. Now here me out what if all these assholes takimg the time to stand around and hold signs and demand people bow to them… What if now this may just be crazy talk but what if all those people used that time standing around being fake outraged and went and volunteered at a local soup kitchen or offered services of free childcare in low income neighborhoods.. What if they put half the effort of standing around with there thumbs up their asses for days on end and instead volunteered their time to something a bit more productive and useful… Imagine if they actually were part of the change instead of demanding outlandish shit and making people kneel before them… Imagine if people actually had commonsense and empathy instead of stupidity and ignorance.

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      June 9, 2020 at 9:53 am

      Your family sounds like a good bunch.

    • randiguy2006
      OK
      June 9, 2020 at 10:45 am

      Nice deflection from Drunky McPigstein.

      How do you know these people haven’t down those things?

      What have you and your family done for racial equality?

      • Raksie
        June 9, 2020 at 11:47 am

        I drove the naggers out of Southie with a flag pole.

  • Wayne Kerr
    June 9, 2020 at 9:16 am

    I’m just relieved that everyone at the rally was practicing the social distancing guidelines handed down by the Governor.

  • randiguy2006
    Lolz
    June 9, 2020 at 8:17 am

    Do you actually think this is unusual for cops behavior?

    #bluedrunksmatter

  • randiguy2006
    Gosh
    June 9, 2020 at 8:12 am

    These are the pigs you don’t want defunded.

    Yeah what would we ever do without our heroes like him.

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      June 9, 2020 at 8:35 am

      You ability to toss the word “defunded” around shows you inability to process its meaning. And don’t give me a bullshit slide show on want it “actually means” because the definition says otherwise. Start calling it what it is, anarchy, ya cunt.

      • randiguy2006
        Yeah
        June 9, 2020 at 8:57 am

        I dont care what you label it. Watch. The video again. That’s the kind of men Your tax dollars pay who “protect and serve” currently. And they refuse to change. If police reformed themselves that would be one thing, but the refuse. Only one option left.

        • DudeRanchStripClub
          June 9, 2020 at 9:47 am

          There’s no way they could reform themselves. They are the ones who investigate themselves, sometimes with little oversight. I won’t pretend to have answers, of course we all have ideas and notions that we think will be the answer but who knows. Defunding the police= marshal law, do you want marshal law?

          • randiguy2006
            Well...
            June 9, 2020 at 10:43 am

            Check out Camden NJ where they defunded police. Crime down 50%.

          • Real Crime Was Up. CNN Reports Down
            June 10, 2020 at 9:04 pm

            Reported crime went down along with arrests. Which means criminals were allowed to do whst they wanted and people just stopoed calling because no faith in current system.

        • DudeRanchStripClub
          June 9, 2020 at 9:51 am

          Also, that’s not “men” or “they”. Singluar. One. Sure, there may be more but not in the video, ya cunt, so stick to the issue at hand.

          • DudeRanchStripClub
            June 9, 2020 at 11:07 am

            So You’re saying they defunded the police…. and crime went down….. Do the math on that. Use some scratch paper and show your work. Meanwhile, I will look into it and see if I have to put my foot in my mouth.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Bob Ross
      June 9, 2020 at 3:29 pm

      Welcome to Painting with a Broad Brush 101.

      Because a couple of assholes steal benefits and deal drugs, we should also defund Welfare. Goose, meet Gander.

      Happy Painting, and God Bless my Friend

  • bill fleming
    toby
    June 9, 2020 at 8:10 am

    Between this bazo and the Chief of Webster its not the police you have to worry about its the managers,

  • White Power
    June 9, 2020 at 7:41 am

    Jungle juice loves jungle bunnies.

  • Snarky Pete
    June 9, 2020 at 7:37 am

    I hear they had just left a bash at the Lt Governor’s house

  • Needledickbugfuker
    June 9, 2020 at 7:13 am

    Exactly what is wrong today. People justifying this. The point is not that he is intoxicated, the point is he is a hypocrite and placed the public in danger by driving on a public roadway to get there and back home, assuming he did not stop at the gin joint. Would the enablers be so kind if he mowed you or your kid down or arrested you for an OUI the next day. Ha ha ha. Love it.

  • Ratchet Patrol
    June 9, 2020 at 3:28 am

    Hate to say it, but I will. He kinda makes the case for defunding police.

  • Paramedic
    June 9, 2020 at 2:57 am

    He has a disability. His kidneys don’t process alcohol and it becomes poison. May have only had 2 beers. Someone should have called an ambulance. Maybe a diabetic too. We shouldn’t pick on disabled people.

  • Go Boons Go
    June 9, 2020 at 2:19 am

    The city of Chicago notched a grim milestone last weekend, as 18 people were murdered on Sunday, May 31 alone, marking the deadliest day in the city since at least 1961.
    Cant wait to see the number when lori lightfoot dismantles the police force. I like that the aim is getting better. Black on black crime shows just how much blacks value black lives. Another good indicator is the 81 percent illegitimacy rate. Black lives matter so much that the fsther leaves the “family” at birth

  • Loni Anderson
    June 9, 2020 at 1:56 am

    My pussy still looks good.

  • Enough With The Glorification of a Felon THUG
    June 9, 2020 at 1:46 am

    It was such a solemn moment and all. A vigil for a career felon with over 40 arrests, 10 convictions and 5 stints in jail.
    I say it was a fitting way to celebrate a career criminal.
    The man celebrated was a little tipsy but he didnt shoot , loot, assault, rob or burn buildings down in the name of his misunderstood first amendment rights.
    I think he showed clarity in judgement and a proportional amount of respect that was more than ample enough given the type of person the woke show was for.

    • Judge dread
      June 9, 2020 at 1:55 am

      you know the media and liberals did the same thing with Rodney King, granted social media wasn’t around then to amplify everything, but he lead cops on what was I think a 6 mile police chase? He was high on PCP. When he was found dead at the bottom of his swimming pool he had PCP and a shit load of other drugs in his system in 2012.

      THe left always martyrs violent criminal black dudes as their token excuse for race baiting and weaponizing racism against the majority white of this country.

      The real problem is all the radical leftists have infested most universities and all the kids with no real goal (like STEM, legal, medical, business management degrees) buy into the gas lighting and propaganda they show up to the protests and say how sorry they are for being white. This is complete insanity. It didn’t used to be this way until race pimp Obama became president in 2008 and blamed everything on the white man.

      Back in the 60s they used to say never trust anyone over 30; now it’s never trust anyone UNDER 30.

      These leftists and commie programmed university idiots who will end up at starbucks can kiss my royal irish ass.

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        June 9, 2020 at 3:34 pm

        The former POTUS set race relations back decades, if not more. The Left’s idol is just repeating back what they heard for 8 years.

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        June 9, 2020 at 3:36 pm

        Apologies for the word salad above, but you get the drift.

      • Steve
        June 15, 2020 at 7:12 pm

        Celebrating an ex-con just released from Texas State Prison. ASSHOLES

  • LOL
    June 9, 2020 at 1:32 am

    What do you think that faggot was drinking? Mai Thais? Scorpion Bowls?

    • HoodWinked Again
      June 9, 2020 at 1:48 am

      Hennessey and Colt 45 washed down with chicken wings.

  • Let's move on
    June 9, 2020 at 1:22 am

    This cop seems to be marking what hopefully is the final cathartic wail of the George Floyd episode. Kind of a fitting, ludicrous parody of all the disingenuous demonstrations, including the looting. Hopefully within a week or so, most of this will be forgotten — like the seemingly endless melodrama that followed the death of Kobe Bryant (does anyone remember him?). Everyone is allowed their fifteen minutes of fame showing how they can virtue signal about George Floyd. But there is a saturation point after which we abruptly change the channel because the entire episode is tiresome, disingenuous, and stale.

  • Dan Dearborn
    June 9, 2020 at 1:20 am

    Good friend greeting = Tit grab

    • Nikki Evans
      June 9, 2020 at 9:58 am

      Hi pal.

  • BLACKOUT drunks don’t understand
    June 9, 2020 at 12:59 am

    Thank God when I behaved a fool in public cell phones weren’t the norm. Everyone’s so judge-y Live & Let Live yeesh WWG1WGA

  • Franklin Expedition
    June 9, 2020 at 12:55 am

    Would loved to have clubbed these two seals. Enough blubber to
    sustain the crew for months.

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