BLM protests are all the rage these days. It’s pretty much the thing to do because you’re allowed to get out of the house and pretend that you’re part of a movement that ultimately is going nowhere. But Milford cop Jimmy Heron got a little too carried away with the new found freedom and showed up shitcocked to make a complete fool of himself and the department.
In fairness, if he had gotten in a car while he was that drunk, smashed into a pole, banged a firefighter’w wife, and had a cop help cover it up for him, then he could’ve gotten elected to the Board of Selectmen like fun time Billy Kingkade.
Look at the bright side though – as long as he’s living in Milford he can never be the most ratchet person in town, so long as Nikki Evans continues to live there.
Jungle Juice Jimmy isn’t just a regular cop either. He’s been on the force for over 30 years and was previously the deputy chief. So why show up at all? It looked like him and the Mrs. were both 10-12 wobbly pops deep in the middle of the afternoon. You know you’re a hot mess, you know a lot of people are gonna be there with kids, and you know you’re supposed to be a well respected person in town.
And oh yea, this was a vigil for a victim of police brutality, and here’s a cop showing up breaking the law and getting away with it while disturbing the vigil.
Some claim he drove home too.
Although that can’t be verified at this time.
But because this is Milford, the town that INVENTED corruption in Massachusetts, everyone seems to be in a pretty forgiving mood.
PTSD? We’re blaming this on PTSD?
Wait…what? Is she really saying this is relatable? I can safely say I’ve never had a few drinks while working. That’s not a normal thing outside of Milford. But blaming the person who recorded him acting a fool is pretty par for the course in Milford, a town where I’ve had to go to court twice for reporting on Hadassah Robeson’s hellhole boarding house.
It’s also OK because kids have all seen drunks before.
No. Just no. It’s not normal for little kids to see a stumbling drunk in the park at a vigil, never mind a cop. What is wrong with these people?
I’m sure he’s a wonderful man and has done a lot of good things. He’s also clearly a raging alcoholic and needs help. He needed to hit rock bottom first and ending up on Turtleboy is the definition of that. But get the fuck out of here blaming the camera lady for trying to humiliate him. He humiliated himself and she documented it because she was rightfully disgusted by his behavior.
This was a good one.
See? It’s all good because he was off duty. Should he have been a bit more sober? Perhaps. But who hasn’t had to be propped up by their equally sloshed partner during a moment of silence of a victim of police brutality? Let’s focus on the big picture here – the man was there to show his respects. Because nothing is more respectful than this.
I don’t think this guy should be fired or lose his pension or anything, but he should definitely be suspended. BLM is allegedly about accountability for police. If the Milford Police wanna show the world that they hold their own accountable then they’ll do that.
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