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A man named Cooper DaCosta thought it would be wise to go on a Community Facebook page today and share this statutory piece of information with a bunch of strangers:
So let me get this straight Cooper. Your wife, who you are in the process of divorcing, drops her 15 year old daughter (your stepdaughter) off at her 32 year old boyfriend’s house to get stuffed, and your response to this is to post on a community Facebook page about it?
Oh yea, this should help.
So why not, I dunno, call someone who can so something?
I’ll tell you what I wouldn’t do in your situation Cooper – solicit strangers for parenting advice publicly on Facebook.
Plus, he doesn’t wanna be the bad guy:
Because apparently allowing this continue unabated makes him the good guy. Makes sense.
Evidently his stepdaughter was on her way to becoming a Vet before thunder rod came and swept her off her feet:
When he didn’t get the answers he liked he blamed people for her getting pregnant:
It’s all good though because he was a teen dad:
And look at him now!!
According to him it’s a cultural thing, since his stepdaughter and her 32 year old boyfriend are Brazilian:
I had no idea pedophilia was part of the culture in Brazil. And I learned something today!
Evidently she’s only been his stepdaughter for a small period of time.
Which varies from post to post.
He’s also got kids of his own, and he decided to share their accomplishments with this group of strangers:
Oh good. His son is a heroin addict. Thanks for sharing. Does that make you a bad parent? Not necessarily. Just seems like an interesting thing to share with strangers.
Don’t worry though Cooper, someday she’ll thank you. Even ask yourself:
Anyway, he announced to the group that his stepdaughter’s boyfriend’s name is Weberson Moreira. So we went to his Facebook page and it actually checked out:
He’s the complete dooshhnozzle package, and is exactly what you would imagine a 32 year old porking a 16 year old would look like:
We noticed him smooching with a girl in several of his pictures:
And she commented under many of them about how in love she is:
So we went to Yasmin’s Facebook page, and indeed she is a Milford High School student who appears to have recently moved her from Brazil:
So….from the looks of it Cooper apparently got duped into marrying a Brazilian woman and her anchor babies for a green card, got dumped, and now he’s getting his revenge on a Milford community Facebook page.
Guess who his favorite sportball team is…..
Never saw that one coming!
And Cooper wasn’t lying – this girl does not dress appropriately and her mother has obviously completely failed her:
We messaged Weberson for comment to ask if he was indeed having sexual intercourse with a 15 year old who recently turned 16 (their lovey dove pictures go back a year). He immediately blocked us from messaging him, and his 16 year old girlfriend has blocked us completely.
So it looks like Cooper actually might’ve done the right thing by bringing his bizarre family problems to a community Facebook page. Because although it might be legal for a 32 year old to bury the bone in a 16 year old, it’s still a disgusting and shitty thing for a grown man to do. And at the very least he should be publicly shamed so that everyone knows he diddles children.
Oh, and no it’s not a cultural thing. Plenty of Brazilian men have sex with women who are actually women. Not juniors at Milford High School. I guess when your name is Weberson and you can’t nail a woman your own age, you gotta sit outside the high school like Matthew McConaughey and take the first thing that comes along on a visa.