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Milford’s Town Slampig Nicki Evans Is Shitting On Him On The Anniversary Of His Suicide And Complaining About His “Stupid Fucking Box Ashes,” Which She Drove Him To By Sleeping With So Many Other Dudes

 

A year ago today Milford firefighter Patrick Evans tragically took his own life. He left behind three children and a “grieving” widow who drove him to the point of suicide by fucking half the town of Milford, including at least one cop and firefighter. Nicki Evans posted about it relentlessly on Facebook afterwards, portraying herself as loving wife who couldn’t understand how this happened. But in reality she was with him shortly before he killed himself, knew he had a gun, and had made him aware she was banging other dudes in an attempt to drive him crazy. She also:

  • Left him in a house with a loaded gun while he was suicidal
  • Lost over 100 pounds after her husband paid for her weight loss surgery, but lied and said that she lost it through exercise and dieting
  • Played Lizzo on repeat at his wake and didn’t dress him in his firefighter’s uniform
  • Immediately and incessantly used his death to gain sympathy for herself on Facebook, pretending to be a loving wife
  • Never told her kids that her husband killed himself in order to cover for her role in it
  • Started going out, getting drunk, and having sex with more men immediately after he died
  • Posted pictures with her new boyfriend with a month or so, including images of her grabbing her tits
  • Claimed that “He did what he had to do, and at the time what he thought what was best for our kids.”
  • Infiltrated Facebook groups for grieving women who lost loved ones, and constantly tried to turn the attention they were getting back onto her

Read all about it here.

Nicki went on win 2020 Turtleboy Ratchet Madness, defeating Bristol Blarney, Kylie Kirkpatrick, and Lorrayna Calle in one of the most impressive runs in tournament history.

Nicki Evans is one of those rare ratchets who is so ratchet that she doesn’t realize or care what a revolting slampig she is. Instead she went on Facebook after becoming TB famous to call her friends pathetic for sharing the blog.

She ended up dumping that boyfriend, got a new one.

And now that the anniversary is here she’s milking her husband’s death (which she is 95% responsible for) for all the sympathy it can get her.

She’s actively blaming her husband for leaving his kids behind.

Virtue signaling about how she doesn’t know why he cut his life short.

Oh, I know the answer to that one. It’s because you’re the whore and you intentionally rubbed it in his face due to the fact that you have no soul. Hope that clears things up.

She’s complaining that her dead husband can’t teach her kid how to shoot a gun despite the fact that he killed himself by using one.

She’s moved Patrick’s stocking to the kitchen because she had to make room for the new boyfriend Eric’s stocking in the living room.

But probably the most disgusting thing she posted was how inconvenient it is for her to look at his “fucking ashes stuck in a stupid expensive box.”

        

If there’s any doubt why this poor guy felt the need to kill himself, that post sums it up. Imagine living with this person? Is there ever anything that’s not all about her? The worst part about that rant is that the main idea is that he was the bad parent for leaving, but she’s the loving and strong parent for still being alive. She just can’t stop humiliating and shitting on this poor guy a year after his death.

“I’m not as strong as everybody thinks I am.”

Literally nobody thinks you’re strong. Nobody.

“I hope you know how mad I am.”

Oh yea, you’re the victim here. Here’s an idea – don’t drive your husband to the point of suicide and leave him in the house holding a loaded gun shortly after rubbing it in his face that you’re banging other people in town. Imagine how mad that can make a person.

“You thought that by leaving your trauma would end?”

Sadly it did. He needed love and help, but he was living with a monster who wanted him to kill himself so she could freely bang the other half of the town she hadn’t gotten to yet and get some cheap Facebook likes by pretending she was a good wife while he was alive. I was hesitant to write the blog last year because I didn’t want her kids to see it. But since their mother is probably gonna lie to them and pretend that she’s the victim here, they have a right to know the truth.

 

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59 Comment(s)
  • Holy forehead veins Batman
    December 20, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    She made his memorial shrine on a shelf he HATED but SHE loved, by her own admission. I rest my case your honor.

    Oh & also , the fact that the picture isn’t of just him, or the whole family, but him and HER …. she’s evil. She reminds me of my sister, I can sniff these people out. They put themselves first, are manipulating, are lacking empathy and enjoy other people’s suffering.

  • Defund Welfare
    December 18, 2020 at 10:10 pm

    I saw a girl sitting alone last night at the bar. I ask her if she wanted a drink. She said
    “I cant drink, Alcohol is s bad for my legs” I asked her if her legs swell and she replied
    “No, they Spread!”

  • Stunt Penis
    December 17, 2020 at 11:30 am

    I’m fixed, so I’d gladly blast a few in every oriface she has

  • Scarface From West Boylston
    December 17, 2020 at 10:50 am

    She is still “at it”

  • Captain Save A Whore
    December 16, 2020 at 2:19 pm

    What do you give a bar pig that fucks you on the first ‘date’ and loves doing lines off of Ramndoms cocks in the Central Tavern Men’s room? You marry her of course. Have three kids with her. So she can now take half your shit (house, salty. pension, retirement fund). And continue being the same fucking whore she was when you first met her

    • Nicki Loves Cuckhold
      December 22, 2020 at 11:58 am

      Two kids, The oldest is from her first husband, that she was cheating on with Pat and lied to pat about being on birth control and thats how she roped Pat in.

  • Dash Riprock
    December 16, 2020 at 1:39 pm

    If I found out my old lady was running around banging every dude in town and I had a few kids and a good paying job you know what I would do about it, divorce her and enjoy being single, obviously the guy had some serious issues to take such drastic steps over this pig.

  • Shit stirrer
    December 16, 2020 at 12:35 pm

    She has a 5 head ,and them big ole pulsating veins make her look like a monster.

  • Narcissist much
    December 16, 2020 at 11:24 am

    Why are there no photos of the kids with their dad on the home memorial? It’s looks more like a tribute to her.

  • US Navy Public Affairs Office
    December 16, 2020 at 10:37 am

    Never stick your dick in crazy.

  • Captain Trips
    December 16, 2020 at 12:00 am

    You know… as I drink my 6th Beast, I can’t shake the fact that we are all slamming (non pun intended) this chick, not giving any thought how these types of articles affects her kids.
    I mean sure, she’s not winning mother of the year, but we are trashing her for having moved on, and on, and on.
    Some past guests are really worth going back to (for example Turtle tow girl) because they are such a mess… but this article just shows how infatuated you are with some of these people

    back to my drink now

    • The Real Captain Trips
      December 16, 2020 at 12:53 am

      Her kids deserve to know that their mother drove their father to suicide. Get a life troll. And your own username.

  • Cat Funt
    December 15, 2020 at 11:12 pm

    This fat fuck (she lost some lbs but is still a hog) is the poster child for fake Facebook Douchebaggery. Not a second goes by where she isn’t thinking about or posting about herself in a vain attempt to convince herself and others that she isn’t a fat fucking cunt. I do feel really bad for the children, they certainly did nothing to deserve this. No dad, living with the knowledge that he chose death as the best option. A bloated cum guzzling sword swallower for a mother…. two strikes against them already and 2 of them aren’t even 10 yet. The wrong person ate the gun .

    • She is a hose beast
      December 16, 2020 at 10:30 am

      The oldest has a father, the father who was the hose beasts first husband, that she cheated on with Pat and got knocked up while still married to the first husband

  • 5150_Mike
    December 15, 2020 at 10:27 pm

    The part you still don’t get is she killed him. Remember the line “I will never forget the look on your face as you held that gun and what you said to me”

    She is covering up something

  • Air Traffic Control
    December 15, 2020 at 9:44 pm

    Nicki, would it be possible to use your forehead as an emergency landing strip?

  • Metros Empty Nutsack
    December 15, 2020 at 8:45 pm

    Did she financially ruin him before his shuffle off this mortal coil?She obviously
    still has the house.Probably his life insurance and I am assuming a Large pension? Ran up all his credit cards and “sucked” the bank accounts dry.

    Can anyone confirm or deny any of this information?
    Doing a little research.

    Asking for a friend.

    Thanks!

    Metro

    • Failure Swift
      December 15, 2020 at 11:06 pm

      Metro!!!!! How many times have I told you? No internet for you!!!

  • Cunts
    December 15, 2020 at 8:17 pm

    She is definitely friend of Kate peter. How could she not be. Two fat skanks that smell like tuna. Birds of a feather always flock together.

  • Joe, from Joe's Abortion Clinics Inc
    December 15, 2020 at 8:13 pm

    Hey Nicki, understanding this. YOU are the worst person on earth. The garbage tattoos, shitty hair dye, sagging post plumper skin, are just the physical portions of your putrid life.
    Please stop in for a Free Full Adult abortion. Your Body Our Rights. BLACK LIVES MATTER

  • MGTOW TURTLE
    December 15, 2020 at 8:10 pm

    I am never wrong about the wahhmen, not once, not ever!

    I hope when her children grow up they are told the truth about how evil she is and how much of a fuck pig she it too.
    I hope they see this and resent her for the rest of her miserable cunt life. Then when shes on her deathbed I hope they dont even so much as think about her! In the meantime she should be tied by her big toe and dragged around by a cummins. Ide suggest an anal hook but we all know the dirty oinker would love that. than have her face burnt off with a broco because an oxy/propylene torch wouldn’t get through all that rust and makeup she’s got on her fugged up mug. She obviously does not care about her kids either. She put drugs, cock and random male attention before their wellbeing. They are just a golden ticket for her self loathing pitty party. Those poor kids are going to grow up so fucked up because of her cunt ways. She cares for no one but her self and those kids need to be with his family! Obviously she is wreckless letting little man handle a firearm all by himself. She should be charged for that alone.
    She does not deserve to be in their lives. I dont know how she could even look at them every day knowing what she did. Well actually I do. Its called i only care about myself cunt pig syndrome.

    The sad honest truth about the situation is if it were a man who did this to a wahhmen. He would have been charged with a slew of trumped up charges than buried under the jail by the feminazi courts.

    If you fucked this chick you should be ashamed of your self. You should also get checked for std’ and sti’. She is no conquest to brag about. She looks like a knockoff garbage pale kid from china and is just another run of the mill, dime a dozen, oink,oink, pig bitch. Her life should be made a living hell. People should flood her, her family and her friends antisocials with these blogs.
    Her employer if she has one should be made aware of how toxic she is too.
    She should be pointed at in public and reminded that shes a cunt pig. It should be done in front of her children too so they know what a cunt she is.

    Oink,oink, I had surgery to remove my fat rolls, oink, oink, because I’m fucking lazy. Oink, oink, then I got shitty tattoos because like oink, oink, like I think they are like cool like. Oink,oink, even after the surgery I still had a humungous gunt oink,oink..Oink, oink dudes started to give me attention, oink, oink, I started sniffing coke and I cheated on my husband with multiple men, oink, oink, I drove my husband to suicide because I tortured him by rubbing it in his face oink, oink, I’m a cunt pig, oink, oink, more coke a cawwkkkk oink, oink, I’m a cunt pig oink, oink. I never cared about my kids but only my self and coke and cawkkk oink, oink, I’m a cunt pig oink, oink.
    She will be working at sweaty bettys real soon. The milbury police should Michelle Carter the dirty fuck pig.

    And no I dont know this dude at all I’ve never met him. It just boils my blood that this happened to a fellow man. Cunts like this should be exposed far and wide for everyone to see!

    • MGTOE NAIL FUNGUS
      December 15, 2020 at 9:21 pm

      Unfortunately, it’s not that easy to control a woman that ain’t inflatable.

      • MGTOW TURTLE
        December 16, 2020 at 3:29 pm

        Youre a fucking retard watchmen obviously. Obviously you didnt read the post either. You saw MGTOW and just decided to make an idiotic comment. When you see MGTOW you get scared, when people get scared the get defensive, when the get defensive they make idiotic comments. You’re scared of MGTOW because you’re a trash ass wahhmen who is upset because I am here exposing wahhmen. Wahhmen dont like being exposed for their nature and who they truly are. You’re afraid your man will see this and think to him self damn, the fucking kid is right! You’re afraid too lose your work horse of a man. When you and your sisters stop acting like narsasistic cunts I’ll have nothing to expose you for. Until that day comes (which admit it, it will never because you’re a wahhman)
        Stop sniffing the birth control. I’m going to continue to let dudes know about your ways. Dont hate me for exposing you, hate your self for being a trash wahhmen who gets exposed! Either the above or you’re just a man hating feminazi. Either way, still a trash ass chick.
        Now, tut,tut, run along, little cum dumpling.

        • MG Tourettes Syndrome
          December 17, 2020 at 2:10 am

          Just stop bro. You sound fucking pathetic.

  • Nothing says fucking stupid self absorbed cunt like:
    December 15, 2020 at 6:44 pm

    Posting comments to your dead husband on social media. Hey bitch, he’s dead he’s not reading your posts. What a cunt.

  • Cuntasaurus
    December 15, 2020 at 5:27 pm

    Wait until her relatives find out what a ‘pink sock’ is.
    Eww.

  • Guinea Geisha
    December 15, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    I recently saw this bitch and two of her skanky friends sitting at a bar in Millford. I overheard them talking. One of her friends was like, “I’ve been with so many guys, I could probably fit a banana up my vadge at this point.” Then the second friend was like, “oh yeah, well I can fit an eggplant up mine”. Then this bitch here… she didn’t say anything. She just slid down the barstool.

  • Mom is a pig
    December 15, 2020 at 4:31 pm

    Look at the forehead! How far back does that go?

  • Mike Lindell
    December 15, 2020 at 4:18 pm

    If I was married to this fucking pig. And she threatened me with divorce. I would have held a My Pillow over her head after she came home from a drunken night of sucking cock for coke with her whore GFs. Let her pass out and never wake up

    • Frode
      December 15, 2020 at 4:48 pm

      Mike,
      My Pillow solves all of my sleeping problems, too!
      My neck gets crooked with some things, but My Pillow has had a positive effect to remove unnecessary stress.
      It also helps me hunt geese and shoot comfortably, like Tom Knapp.
      Go Minnesota and God Bless you!

  • Please donate in the face of Silicon Valley
    December 15, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    Please tap this Paypal link. Paypal blocked me last week and I ranted about it, and Paypal is HQ’d in Silicon Valley, but let’s just sweep that under the rug in the name of giving me some free money. See I can only put out about 2 blogs per day, actually it’s more like 1.5 since one of them usually only takes 5 minutes and doesn’t really have any really good content. After that I don’t really have enough energy to go out and find advertisers, then I need to prep for my live show, I don’t want to disappoint the 500 viewers, so please donate anything you again. I mean I make enough to get by, but i’d like you to just give me some money via a Silicon Valley company that just recently blocked me and has huge affiliations with all the other tech companies that I complain about censoring me.

    • That is insulting to the fake 300
      December 15, 2020 at 8:06 pm

      You are insulting the 300 fake viewers you claim TB gets on live! He barely breaks 100 to maybe 200 nowadays. Those 300 must be the one that also voted for the loooosah that is about to get evicted.

  • Ivan yakinov
    December 15, 2020 at 3:50 pm

    Give her some Muslim style fgm and she will be 20 times a better person.

  • Captain Trips
    Ted Bundy
    December 15, 2020 at 3:25 pm

    I was about to fire up the VW when I saw she died her hair bright red.

    Oh well, plenty of parted in the middle haired brunettes left to meet.

    Another day, another crowbar.

  • LOLz
    December 15, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    The FF “brotherhood” is the biggest crock of shit known to man.

  • Milford on 2 feet
    December 15, 2020 at 3:08 pm

    Hooked up at Central Tavern Feb 2019.
    Took her to my car and get got right to work.
    Half way into it she said she was on the rag. But no worries the back exit door was wide open and ready for use.
    Somebody has had extensive potty training. Not too clean but ample natural lubrication.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 15, 2020 at 3:08 pm

    There is nothing more poisonous to a man than a chick who just recently lost a lot of weight. If your wife/girlfriend/someone you just met just lost a lot of weight, breakup or divorce her immediately. I speak from experience with an ex. As soon as the men start paying attention to them with their newfound body, they will fuck everything in sight. They will not care how you feel about it. They’ll feed your heart to the wolves while laughing endlessly.

    TRUST ME! AVOID!!

  • The angry taint
    December 15, 2020 at 3:08 pm

    wow, what a truly evil and demented human. If I was her hubby I would have rinsed my mouth out with a handgun too.

  • Downtown
    December 15, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    Once again: The Eyes!
    Gateway to the soul.

  • William Gross
    December 15, 2020 at 2:40 pm

    She should not be in bars but instead behind them.

  • JJ Walker
    December 15, 2020 at 2:29 pm

    Unspeakable acts for cocaine.

  • Gigantic Ratchet Crockpot
    December 15, 2020 at 2:17 pm

    The Thriller In Hogzilla.

  • Dan Dearborn
    December 15, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    I fondly remember giving her a pink sock.

  • Idi Amin
    December 15, 2020 at 2:04 pm

    I would not even feed her to my Crocodiles.

  • Doctor Jill Biden
    December 15, 2020 at 1:59 pm

    You all shall refer to me as “First Lady of the United States Doctor Jill Biden.”

    • Melania's Brother
      December 15, 2020 at 2:57 pm

      I am so looking forward to understanding what the Second Lady is saying when she starts talking, not like what we have now. And having a Second Lady not taking “spa breaks” for her yearly maintenance.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      December 15, 2020 at 3:13 pm

      Time for her to get rid of the ‘I’m a 22 year old beach girl’ straggly bleached blonde hair.

      “You will refer to me as ‘Doctor’. Ok, Doctor Asshole”

  • The Jack In The Box Rapper From Waraq
    December 15, 2020 at 1:58 pm

    She is a big enough cunt to win back to back Ratchet Championships.
    Has that ever been done?

  • Joe
    December 15, 2020 at 1:57 pm

    There is nothing more empowering for a woman than their vagina. If they are willing and able to leverage their anatomy, they can get virtually anything they want.

  • Bathroom BJ Jay
    December 15, 2020 at 1:56 pm

    Blew me in the Tavern bathroom last March before the Covid lockdown. Had no idea who she was or her backstory. I don’t even think I bought her a drink. I thought that was the most pathetic thing about her, until reading this

  • Orion
    December 15, 2020 at 1:54 pm

    Did that poor firefighter not have any other family to run defense for him? What a disgusting, morbid, cognitive dissonant cunt she is.

  • John Wayne Gacy
    December 15, 2020 at 1:54 pm

    Anyone have contact info for this Eric Moats?
    Interested in offering him employment.

  • She seems crazy but hot
    December 15, 2020 at 1:53 pm

    She seems crazy but she’s hot. Def Would.
    Love the faux red hair.
    Any noodz of her? If so, share the pics!

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      December 15, 2020 at 3:04 pm

      I bet she has shit in her vag that look like cave stalactites. Steer clear!

  • Richard Ramirez
    December 15, 2020 at 1:48 pm

    I would hack her into a pile of giblets with her husbands firemans axe.
    I would leave the lights on for this one.

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 15, 2020 at 1:43 pm

    Eric Moats is probably close to suicide considering he’s openly dating a power whore with multiple kids and a body covered in stretch marks and extra skin. I sure as hell would blow my brains out if I was in his shoes. His life sucks.

  • Full Metal Ratchet
    December 15, 2020 at 1:35 pm

    The biggest lowlife cunt ever exposed.

    Kim Nelligan could not even carry her douche nozzle.

  • Look at her forehead
    December 15, 2020 at 1:24 pm

    She’s a fucking klingon from Star Trek or wars or whatever fucking nerd show it was. Poor kids, have to live with her as their mom.

    • Mookie
      December 15, 2020 at 7:03 pm

      That’s not a forehead. That’s an eight-head.

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