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Milky Mike Gaffney just can’t stop embarrassing himself. Last week he added a bunch of amendments to his hilarious “lawsuit” against Turtleboy Sports for libel and fraud, because he claims we lied about how many page views we got, and we didn’t endorse him in an election in which he had dropped out of. Obviously Bill Shaner LIVES to write about Turtleboy because we own his brain, and Worcester Magazine was the first to report about the amendments:
Former Councilor-at-Large Mike Gaffney tacked on two charges to his fraud and libel lawsuit against Turtleboy Sports: intentional infliction of emotional distress and negligent infliction of emotional distress.
“That ongoing use of numerous fake Facebook profiles (sic), the Defendants have engaged in callow, capricious, name calling and disparagement of the Plaintiff for the purposes of causing the Plaintiff emotional distress,” the complaint reads.
“That ongoing use of numerous fake Facebook profiles (sic), the Defendants have engaged in callow, capricious, name calling and disparagement of the Plaintiff for the purposes of causing the Plaintiff emotional distress,” the complaint reads. Gaffney said in the lawsuit that “Turtleboy” as a writer for the blog, keeps a spreadsheet to “track and manage” his various fake Facebook profiles. There are numerous fake accounts tied to Turtleboy Sports, most prevalent being Clarence Woods Emerson. No account names were listed in the lawsuit.
Oh snap!! Fake Facebook pages are causing poor Milky Mike “emotional distress.” Not the fact that he’s a weak, triggered little snowflake who can’t stand the thought of his favorite blog not endorsing him in an election he had already dropped out of. It’s because we apparently use fake Facebook pages. He’s very emotional!!
Both counts of infliction of emotional distress reference the article and, in particular, the line “Anyway, we’re in Gaffney’s brain now too.” Gaffney said the line shows Turtleboy’s malicious intent to cause distress.
This is amazing. He apparently thinks that we don’t have the right to write about him even though he’s a former elected official who is suing us. He’s gone mad!! Funny because Milky Mike was 1,000% on board when we ripped on his enemies (because he had no friends) like Joe Petty and Sarai Rivera. He used to love and share every blog we wrote about Petty, even ones that had this meme:
Yet they never sued us, because they’re smart enough to understand how the First Amendment works. But now that Milky Mike’s on the receiving end of it it hurts his feelz. In other words, Sarai Rivera is more of a man than he is.
Here’s the best part:
Gaffney said as a result of the post, he “experienced a multitude of emotional distresses, including shock, stress, sadness, anger, anxiety, anguish and depression.”
“Such distress has resulted in an inability to sleep, loss of appetite and fluctuation in weight, headaches, muscle pain, and dizziness.”
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! What. A. Pussy. I am truly embarrassed for him. Turtle riders who were on the fence about who to side with on this one kind of have no choice at this point. This is humiliating. He is the embodiment of everything we make fun of and rip on. He’s experiencing “sadness” because of the blog. Ya got that? We gave our opinion about him and it made him sad, therefore he’s suing us.
Oh, and he’s depressed. Even though he admitted to his mistress a long, long time ago that he was depressed. If you’d like we can use those messages in court Mike. Do you really want us to do that? Why are you making us put you through this? Stop the fight!!
And just to top it off he cannot sleep or eat as a result of the blog, and he’s getting headaches, muscle pains, dizziness, and his weight is fluctuating like crazy!! Hey, Mike, here’s a idea – go for a jog or do some sit ups.
Or make Coreen take pictures of you lifting weights in the basement again:
(Was this before or after she moved in with her parents?)
Here’s an idea Mike. If you’re really getting sick and can’t eat because of us, just drop your silly lawsuit. It doesn’t matter to us because you’re not gonna win and it will be a pleasure defending our undefeated streak in court and adding you to the Turlteboy graveyard. You know we’re not gonna stop embarrassing you. You know our right to do so is protected by the First Amendment. You know all of this because you were a supporter and reader of the blog for so long. So why are you making us do this to you? Why are you doing things that will lead to more blogs and make you an even bigger joke than you already are? Stop making yourself dizzy!!
He also added this:
The amended complaint also pads the libel charge with new evidence. In the post written after Gaffney filed the lawsuit, Turtleboy wrote that Gaffney had sold his condo on Illinois Street and moved to Boco Vista, Florida. A simple Google search, Gaffney wrote, would have shown that there is no town called Boco Vista in Florida. Gaffney also said that his wife, Coreen Gaffney, had not sold the Illinois Street condo. He said a “simple review of the Worcester Registry of Deeds” would have shown the condo hasn’t been sold.
“At the time of the publications, the Defendants knew the articles to be false or published them with reckless disregard of its truth or falsity.”
Yup. He’s suing us because we spelt Boca Vista wrong. He lives in BocA Vista, not BocO Vista. Therefore it’s libel. A lawyer actually is stupid enough to believe this. It’s official – he’s insane ladies and gentlemen. He needs serious, psychological help.
And for what it’s worth a simple search of 21 Illinois Street #105 shows that the condo has been sold and an offer has been accepted:
According to one site he’s also a moron for investing over $60,000 into it:
Hope you feel better Mikey boy!!