Michael Gaffney Is Suing Turtleboy Because Our Blog Not Endorsing Him Hurt His Feelz, Cost Him The Election, And We “Lied” About Our Page Views

Michael Gaffney Is Suing Turtleboy Because Our Blog Not Endorsing Him Hurt His Feelz, Cost Him The Election, And We “Lied” About Our Page Views

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Turtleboy has been a long time supporter of former Worcester City Councilor Michael Gaffney. We liked that he wasn’t afraid to take on a corrupt political machine and go after fraudulent non-profits like Mosaic Cultural Complex that had been bilking the taxpayer for years. We’d written about him glowingly many times because for the first time ever a City Councilor was actually doing the people’s work, which is why we called him the “People’s Councilor.”

Gaffney told us privately several times how important the blog was for his rise to the Vice Chairman of the Council. He was smart and latched onto the turtle and in return he went from 6th place in 2013 to 2nd place in 2015, nearly beating out the Mayor himself.

But then things started to get weird. He started making this cringeworthy “Cheers” videos (that he has taken down in embarrassment as soon as he lost the most recent election) in which he basically tried to become Turtleboy. The problem is his voice is annoying, he’s not funny, he’s socially awkward, and he came across as pretentious ad douchey to everyone who watched it. But it was OK because we didn’t care if he was a weirdo who looked like Rand Paul and Eminem’s love child, so long as his politics were good.

Finally the last straw for us was when he announced he wasn’t going to run for City Council just a few weeks before the election and urged people not to vote for him. Then he changed his mind and told people to vote for him anyway because he misinterpreted this flier from the Democratic City Committee and managed to turn himself into a victim:

The WDCC was reminding voters not to vote for Mike, and used his own words to let them know that HE did not want their vote, in case they were inclined to vote for him anyway. On the other side they gave their endorsements. Naturally Mike chose to believe that this was their way of insinuating that he was endorsing a bunch of people he hated, which never made any sense to anyone.

We were gonna have him on Turtleboy Live that week but cancelled because he was a joke at this point and we no longer wanted anything to do with him. When the election came he went down in flames, which made it clear that the reason he “dropped out” was because his ego wouldn’t be able to handle a straight up last place finish.

Well, because we wrote those two blogs, Gaffney is now suing Turtleboy:

To sum it up why he is suing:

  • On September 7 Gaffney told us he wasn’t going to run for office and was dropping out to move to Florida. We told him he was abandoning his supporters but he’s an adult so do what you gotta do. We also told him that if he did we’d have to criticize him for it. He did not like this.
  • We figured he was just doing this so people would beg him not leave so he could stroke his ego a little more. Turns out we were right and he never announced he was dropping out.
  • We told some people about it and word got out to other City Councilors.
  • On October 16 Gaffney dropped out of the race officially. We told him that it would be perceived as him running away, which is exactly how people perceived it.
  • According to Gaffney tons of other people felt the same way about the flier that he did, therefore he was right and we were wrong.
  • Mike’s wife Coreen was in a private Facebook message group that someone named “turtle group” because it’s all Turtleboy OG fans. She screenshotted everything and gave it to her loser husband because they have no life. In the conversation on November 1 other people in the group disagreed with the “Defendants” that he overreacted to the flier. Keep in mind, one of the people in the group was his wife Coreen.
  • We posted in the group several times that we still thought Gaffney would sneak into one of the 6 seats anyway.
  • On November 2 Gaffney messaged us to tell us about his latest Cheers video about State Rep John Mahoney. We said, “lol, nice.” Therefore in his diluted mind we were telling him that we thought his Cheers videos were awesome!!
  • On November 3 someone else in the turtle group said they agreed with Gaffney about the flier, therefore it’s libelous for us to suggest otherwise.
  • On November 5 we commented on Gaffney’s page, disagreeing that the flier was trying to suggest what he said it did. He took down our comment because he said it made Turtleboy “look stupid.”

  • We messaged him and asked why and told him that we were going to write a pre-election blog and because he was being a whiny little bitch who had clearly lost his mind, we would no longer be endorsing him.
  • We published this blog on November 5, which he claims is deformation of character. In the blog we state that everyone thinks the Cheers videos suck, which is a scientific fact. This was “libelous” because one time in the group chat someone in the group said they were good.
  • He’s claiming we removed a blog that previously endorsed his Cheers videos, which is just a bold faced lie. It’s sad how much he loved those videos and how much it hurt his feelz when we pointed out how bad they were.
  • Turtleboy only published the blog shitting on Gaffney because we were secretly working with Councilor Moe Bergman, who was “struggling in the polls” against Gaffney, even though we routinely shit on Councilor Bergman. Gaffney ended up losing to him by 3,600 votes, which was obviously our fault for libeling him.
  • Our article “suppressed the vote” for Gaffney. In a race that he had already announced he was dropping out of. The man is mentally unhinged ladies and gentlemen!!
  • On November 8 we published this blog about the election results. This was defamatory because we opined that the real reason Gaffney announced he was dropping out was because he knew he couldn’t win. We also pointed out that everyone he was associated with did poorly too, because he dragged others down with him. And most importantly, they destroyed all the good things they had done. Apparently he thinks this is “libelous.”
  • Because of our blogs Gaffney was “injured in his business, political capital, and reputation and suffered pain and mental anguish.” Ya got that? We criticized him for the first time and he got “mental anguish.” HAHAHHAHAHAH. What a LOSER!!
  • He’s also suing us for fraud because he thinks we lied to him about our page views. We charged him $300 a month for an ad for his law firm on our site, and told him that we could deliver 1.2 million page views, which was around what we were getting when he first came on.
  • According to Gaffney an “online review indicates that gets much less than that per month. Except here is a Google Analytics screenshot of our page views month by month this year:

  • Turns out we get WAY more than 1.2 million per month. In April it was 4 million. The rest of the months were closer to 2.5 million.
  • The fact that this IDIOT is dumb enough to believe that he can access a site’s page views by using some free bullshit service he found on Google is absolutely adorable. God he’s stupid.
  • Nevertheless because he thinks we didn’t give him 1.2 million views, he’s suing us for the $1,800 he paid us, because this is “fraud.”

You can’t make this shit up people. The man has completely lost it. It’s actually sad to see his fall from grace because he once did great work.

But the thing with Gaffney is, he has no friends and he’s the most sensitive person on earth. That’s why he freaked out and threatened to sue everyone who said anything bad about him in the press. Like how he was going to sue the WDCC for the flier:

Notice he has a cat in his profile picture. That’s because Gaffney is a sad, lonely, unloved, childless man with too much time and money on his hands. His wife definitely wanted to have kids (he’s told us several times) but he wouldn’t give one to her because bearing children is an unselfish act, and Gaffney is the most selfish person we have ever interacted with. Ever.

Obviously this lawsuit isn’t going anywhere. Mike knows that. He knows he has no case. He knows this isn’t libel. He’s just trying to inconvenience us and be a dick while we’re dealing with Facebook bullshit because it’s who he is at his core. He’s a soulless, lonely, vindictive, sad, sorry, pathetic excuse for a human being. He once mattered when he was a city councilor, but now he’s just irrelevant.

And honestly, we knew he was a douchey for a while now. But we put up with his embarrassing personal behavior because his politics were good. For instance, when he started posting stuff like this:

Ten reps, five sets!!

We put up with this because he was going after Mosaic at the same time. So we could care less if he’s a weirdo narcissist who makes his wife photograph him while he’s lifting weights in the basement before uploading them to Facebook. As if anyone is impressed by this.

We put up with the fact that he thought we all thought he was so cool because he constantly posted pictures of his fancy sports car, which he named “Ellis”:

We put up with it because he, along with Konnie Lukes, were the only ones fighting the machine.

But after he quit he was useless. Our relationship was business only. And that’s what made him sad – he realized that despite his work on the council, he still had no friends.

FYI, this was bits and pieces of our convo that he is using to sue us. His feelz were really hurt that we didn’t want him ranting on Turtleboy Live about his conspiracies:

He called it a “dagger in the back” by not endorsing him, and claimed it’s “not a good look” for the blog not to endorse him:

You can’t make shit shit up.

Then he played the “but I paid you for ads’ card:

Which he again claimed would “kill your brand”:

Gaffney previously sued crazy ol’ Gordon Davis and Rosalie Tirella for libel, and Gordon was gonna make someone from Turtleboy come into court and testify as to the identity of all Turtleboy bloggers as part of the lawsuit. Except there’s just one problem – Coreen wrote at least one blog for us. She was a Turtleboy blogger. We’d have to testify that his wife was Turtleboy. And he didn’t wanna do that so he dropped the suit. According to him this was doing us a favor.

He really DID NOT want the article published so finally he played the, “but we’re friends” card:

Sorry Mike, you have no friends. Because you’re kind of a piece of shit who only thinks about himself.

And honestly, his wife Coreen is just as bad, if not worse.

If you saw some of the things in our group message that she said it would blow your mind. A good wife puts a leash on her husband. If you saw your husband embarrassing himself with those Cheers videos, you’d have to tell him to cut the shit. Not Coreen though. Her and Mike bragged about the 310 views they got!!!

And of course who do you think was filming those? It was likely her idea in the first place. If you think he’s bad, wait till you see the blog we could write about her.

Oh, and there’s more. And Mike knows there’s more. There’s been rumors going around for a looonnnnngggg time about Mike’s personal life and alleged infidelity, which many believe was the reason he dropped out of the race. We got EVERYTHING on that. But we don’t have to go there Mike. Nobody wants that. At the same time nobody wants this lawsuit either. Don’t put your wife through this. Don’t put you know who through this. For the first time in your sad, pathetic life, it’s time to swallow your pride and think about someone else besides yourself.

P.S. He chose to sue us in Dudley District Court. Guess who the judge is there? LOL. What a maroon!!

132 Comment(s)
  • Rick Shaw
    Rick Shaw
    January 8, 2018 at 4:09 pm

    Maybe just give the poor dummy the money. I feel bad for anyone married to some pig that looks like something out of the Star Wars bar scene.

  • Publius
    January 7, 2018 at 6:18 pm

    does anyone not read TB? at least prior to nonstop ratchet posts? think not. we get comments on TB from as far south as Florida and as far east as pakistan.

    • Walter Murrow
      January 7, 2018 at 6:47 pm

      The comments are better then the stories, better as a forum than breaking news outlet. Can read more stories and more interesting stories in Brit papers online, Drudge.. etc etc

      TB has lost his mind, nothing but a Facebook gossip site but that’s still an improvement over 30 page cat-cafe write ups and a tow truck driver gave me the finger in Providence, lol. The natural evolution of this site would to become an open forum with multi topics, no censorship a mosh-pit of commentary. Time to give up pretending to be a news outlet.

      • hate
        January 7, 2018 at 7:38 pm

        you have some serious childhood issues to work out if you in any way would enjoy this group of crazy racist imposter hyenas as a message board community lol. these are some of the worst people on the planet, hands down.

        • blueberry muffin top
          January 8, 2018 at 5:15 pm

          looks like it already is all those things you pointed out.

  • Amy D
    January 7, 2018 at 6:47 am

    I died laughing at Eminem and Rand Paul’s love child. Apparently he also shares their mental illnesses.

    This guy is a freak and a joke! You should blog about his wife, she apparently loves drama. So give her some.

  • I think you fucked yourself
    January 7, 2018 at 6:38 am

    Jesus Christ, this cry baby crap is getting old Tb. Isn’t this considered intimidation of a witness? Or blackmail? Holy fuck you’re digging your own hole

    • lol
      January 7, 2018 at 12:21 pm

      well, it’s in writing, on a public web site, so it can’t be those things, right?!

  • attention whoring
    January 6, 2018 at 7:38 pm

    Turtle Boy and Gaffney should hold a charity 8 round fight and settle it that way.

    It’s a win win both get attention enough to meet their respective needs.

    Gaffney’s wife could be the ring girl, cross eyed Mary…. lol…. poor woman, can’t resist too easy. Anyone else think Gaffney looks similar to the openly homosexual Holyoke politician that poses with gay gangbangers.

  • Steph De
    January 6, 2018 at 6:34 pm

    Rock on Turtleboy! Rock on with your Bad Self! 🙂

  • Hilarious
    January 6, 2018 at 5:36 pm

    Tbs is so ratchet now loves the blog for years but this shit show of tbs crumbling is hilarious lol what a fkn Pussy lol

  • January 6, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Multiple sources report Talib Kweli also recently filed a lawsuit against Turtleboy.

    Looks like 2018 is going to be a profitable year for turtlestain’s lawyers

    google search terms: Talib Kweli wuing bloggers

    • suing is wooing?
      January 6, 2018 at 3:54 pm

      suing not wooing lol

      i guess this would explain why he keeps snapping at us in comments section lately
      and look at lil ol me taking it all so personally

    • Multiple Sources
      January 7, 2018 at 7:31 am

      Multiple sources also claim Mrs. Claus is divorcing Santa after catching him fucking the Easter Bunny in the ass.

      • lol
        January 7, 2018 at 12:20 pm

        the person above me is frightened of search engine web sites

  • Local real local
    Local real local
    January 6, 2018 at 1:09 pm

    I can’t believe Mike wrote those words. He always struck me as a calm and even tempered guy! To see his words and read those texts is baffling. I too though he was leaving town and I guess the joke is on me too. His wife is nice and comes across as polite and very decent. I read the other blogs no she is not cross-eyed.

    Overall it doesn’t seem like him. If he did lose his mind, it was from working on that city council. They are all fucking crazy at city hall. Those fucking assholes deserve each other. Any government that allows people like petty and titi to walk around like they own the place deserve a special seat next to the Devil.

  • Publius
    January 6, 2018 at 12:52 pm

    I love you man!

    • Publius
      January 6, 2018 at 7:15 pm

      For those of you not in the loop if Rick shaved his head he could be Turtleboys twin brother! Fun fact 100!

      • hate
        January 8, 2018 at 12:05 am

        well that’s nice because I’ve had a crush on him since 6th grade 🙂

    • booger face
      January 6, 2018 at 7:29 pm

      It’s ok to feel that way but you have to let go, it was wrong I feel so ashamed now go before I get Rick-Roled on-purpose and change my mind.

  • Cuatro
    January 6, 2018 at 9:16 am

    Lol, Alfa Romeo. I betcha it’s an automatic transmission.

  • JS
    January 6, 2018 at 9:12 am

    Sounds like TBS feelz are hurt too. And because you are being sued (at least for now,) you are blackmailing him with threatening to publish a story about his alleged infidelity. Since you already put that out there, I wonder if he will move forward. I hope so, but he probably won’t what with the pending blackmail and all. So you will only expose his alleged infidelities if he moves forward with his lawsuit? What next? Exposing your TBS followers who don’t agree with you? Childish. I’ve said it before, but sadly, I think this vindictiveness is the beginning of the end for TBS. It might take a very long time though.
    Hmmmmm….this should be interesting to watch play out. I don’t care how many views you get, I WILL follow THIS story, so have at it. Incidentally, I think the flier that was put out DID look like it was coming from Mike, and that since he was dropping out of the race, it looked like he was endorsing those jamokes. Just sayin’ .

    Stay tuned everyone. LOL

  • Woodiculous
    January 6, 2018 at 8:21 am

    And I thought that only the far left ate its own.

    • hate
      January 6, 2018 at 11:22 am

      oh hahahaha


      what cave you been living in, son?

  • "Awaiting moderation"
    January 6, 2018 at 8:19 am

    Are you really deleting my comments you little bitch? Fuck turtleboy, freedom of speech my ass

    • Biatches
      January 6, 2018 at 11:02 am

      #MeToo. Only one of my comments has been published since last night.

      If that guys name (kaeideeen Aiierney) is any where on your post it goes directly to awaiting moderation and gets squashed.

    • BS Alias
      January 6, 2018 at 11:34 am

      I can’t say for sure what causes comments to not get posted but I’ve found that sometimes if I don’t put a little effort into the fake email that I provide my comment doesn’t get posted. I don’t think that it has anything to do with the actual content of the post.

  • hate
    January 6, 2018 at 2:22 am

    ive read it all from start to finish

    the defining or standout moment of it all were the words,

    “im not here to be your friend”

  • Publius
    January 5, 2018 at 10:53 pm

    there are a few holdouts that refuse to believe TB is a movement. A vehicle to give a voice to the people.

  • Publius
    January 5, 2018 at 10:45 pm

    Looks like this blog alone has TB back on track. TB remains a must read at City Hall.

  • Mind blown
    January 5, 2018 at 10:38 pm

    Did Tb seriously accidentally out himself as the one person he’s been denying to be for years? Ho-lee-shit

    • lover
      January 5, 2018 at 10:46 pm

      turtleboy does nothing accidentally, trust.

      but he may be having a joke on us somehow i can’t figure him out

  • Publius
    January 5, 2018 at 10:34 pm

    A year before he ran met Gaffney. He was wearing braces then, gave us the creeps. Did not vote for him the first time. Did the second time bwcause he was doing our bidding. He was creepy then and creepy now.

  • Past Due
    January 5, 2018 at 10:06 pm

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    Unless you now attend to payment in full strictly within seven (7) days of the date of this letter it is our policy to refer the matter to our Collection Agent, Fast Track Debt Collection, for recovery without further notice. Please note that if such action is necessary you will also be liable for collection costs and interest pursuant to our Terms & Conditions of Trade in addition to the invoiced amount.

    We understand that Invoices can sometimes be inadvertently overlooked or not prioritised.

    We trust that you will now give this matter appropriate attention and attend to payment within seven (7) days so that no further action will be necessary on our part to recover payment.

    If you are unable to attend to payment within seven (7) days please contact us on receipt of this letter so that alternate arrangements for paying and securing the debt might be considered.

    We look forward to payment.

    If you have already attended to payment, please disregard this letter.

    Yours sincerely
    Didi Delgado
    Reparations mgr.

  • Alvin Einstein
    January 5, 2018 at 9:44 pm

    Well according to my calculations Gaffney doesn’t have a leg to stand on. Right, you promised him 2.5 million views a year. Just today alone you had roughly 320 visitors. So 320*365 = 116,800 annually but isn’t that kinda close to 2.5 mill you ask…………, not even close.

    In other words you lied and you’re fucked!

    What else do you lie about?

    • Publius
      January 5, 2018 at 10:48 pm

      Really. 25,000 per day equal a lot of views.

    • Stunt Penis
      January 6, 2018 at 7:57 am

      Visitors != Page Views

      If each of those 320 visitors have, conservatively, 10 page views each, then your numbers are off by a factor of 10.

      • Alvin Einstein
        January 6, 2018 at 10:47 am

        Good point stunt. So what you’re saying is the average visitor viewed this particular page 10 times then technically there hasn’t been 320 visitors. Just the same 32 people clicking this page 10 times each.

        Can you follow that?

    • Everything
      January 6, 2018 at 8:26 am

      I no longer trust the TB brand

  • The whole story
    January 5, 2018 at 9:24 pm

    Well, from what I can take from this is I have the faces and names of Gaffney and his wife but I don’t have the name or face of Turtleboy leading me to believe he’s a fucking coward.

    You have zero problem publishing other peoples names on your blogs. Man up! What kind of pussy calls another mans wife a piece of shit and hides behind a keyboard?

    Show you have a pair and instead of blacking out your name on the documents publish them unblemished. Be a fucking man.

    • lover
      January 5, 2018 at 10:12 pm

      you dumb fuck

      Gaffney is a PUBLIC FIGURE

      turtleboy is an anonymous blogger for the safety of his LIFE
      he attacks criminals daily

    • Read it again kid
      January 5, 2018 at 10:35 pm

      He totally outed himself in this blog lol go to the first pic of the lawsuit papers lol

      • lover
        January 5, 2018 at 10:44 pm

        i didn’t want to point that out

        I just wanted the commenter to never figure it out for himself
        as I enjoy how pretty fucking stupid he looks as it stands

        so many of these commenters come off like fifth graders

      • January 6, 2018 at 12:16 am

        He’s suing Aidan Kearney because he owns the marketing company that brokered the agreement to run advertisements on the blog. Sad that you couldn’t figure this out on your own.

        • love
          January 6, 2018 at 12:41 am

          but it writes, “a writer” it outs k e a r n e y as a writer which is something turtleboy has long vehemently denied

          and you are posting it here in the blog, which i said was no accident,

          but now you are saying that is sad that i am confused

          well, i am so confused

          • Confused Turtle Dove
            January 6, 2018 at 11:27 am

            But…But… in the blog you say, and I paraphrase, “Gaffney is suing TBS…” Now you imply with this post that AK is not TBS, but is a third party.

            Is Gaffney suing TBS or AK?

            Is AK TBS or not? We faithful Turtle Riders demand the truth

        • Confused Turtle Dove
          January 6, 2018 at 11:25 am

          But…But… in the blog you say, and I paraphrase, “Gaffney is suing TBS…” Now you imply with this post that Aidan is not TBS, but is a third party.

          Is Gaffney suing TBS or Aidan?

          Is Aidan TBS or not? We faithful Turtle Riders demand the truth!

        • Confused Turtle Dove
          January 6, 2018 at 11:30 am

          “Your comment is awaiting moderation”

        • January 7, 2018 at 11:09 am

          Seems you missed paragraph 4. He’s suing you because you are a writer. The court will find for him because you were stupid enough to claim, in court and under penalty of perjury, that money owed to Turtleboy by Monster Trucking was actually money owed by William Anotelli to Aiden Kearney.

  • Stunt Penis
    January 5, 2018 at 8:57 pm

    Attorney Richard N Vulva, Esquire, to the rescue!

  • Ginger Old Pro Superstar Never-Be
    January 5, 2018 at 8:53 pm

    When what you know best is pain, you miss it. Why is that so common for Ginger Girls? Ha he he he as if I didn’t know.

    • love
      January 5, 2018 at 9:54 pm

      love that song

      she’s one of the hottest gingers

      • love
        January 6, 2018 at 12:27 am

        she does look like Gaffneys wife 😮

        • nope u dope
          January 6, 2018 at 1:07 am


          • dopey
            January 6, 2018 at 1:10 am

            lol maybe just the heavy eyeliner

        • Btch plz
          January 6, 2018 at 12:50 pm

          Gaffney’s wife looks like she ate the chick from Garbage

  • Iba Dontbanomadaddy
    January 5, 2018 at 8:48 pm

  • January 5, 2018 at 8:46 pm

    Good job with the ducks in a row. The bullet points spelled out the story pretty well.

    I know that getting sued kinda sucks. If you are a media outlet, you kinda hafta be above it tho.

    You might as well have published who he fucked. You published *that* he fucked.
    You mentioned that you didn’t want to put *her* through it. You did already. And outed her as a blogger.

    Also, you showed in large neon what happens to advertisers,contributors, and friends if things don’t work out.

    I really like this site but I’m out as anything but a reader.
    Good luck out there.

    • January 6, 2018 at 12:19 am

      HAHAHAHHA!! He’s SUING THE BLOG because we didn’t endorse him in the election. When you do that, you get blogged about. It’s remarkable that you can’t see this. Know who we haven’t blogged negatively about? JJM Insurance. They used to advertise with us too. It’s almost as if those who don’t sue us don’t get blogged about. Weird, right?

      • lovehatelove
        January 6, 2018 at 12:51 am

        turtleboy stop being so angry you are frightening me you keep yelling at all of us 😮

      • Lily
        January 6, 2018 at 10:02 am

        He is suing the blog because you defamed him because he chose not to run. And now you are blackmailing him with his alleged infidelity. Be careful, TB. Everyone has skeletons in their closets.

        • hate
          January 6, 2018 at 12:12 pm

          pretty certain this is an elaborate practical joke at our expense

          we are the maroons!

  • buttfuck
    January 5, 2018 at 8:32 pm

    Sounds like two guys trying to decide who’s going to buttfuck the other one first.

    Flip a coin guys. Let’s get this over with quick.

  • What the shit fuck
    January 5, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    Love all the nigger comments. Really makes me want to donate right now. Like turts n all but can’t support something that attracts the basest scum possible. I know. Free speech. So it’s ok to toss nigger around in the comments. Not justifying the honkey responses but nigger was flying around long before it. And then you wonder why people throw the word racist at TBS. Personally I don’t think tb is racist but for some reason Nazis are drawn to it like flies to shit.

    P.s. Hoodrat heroes rocks. That i’d pay for. No didi (holy shit please stop it’s a such a let down seeing 8 didi blogs) or crazy cat tea parties (like 6 separate blogs). ENTERTAIN US!

    • love
      January 5, 2018 at 8:19 pm

      yeah “chrissy” wrote that she’s the biggest racist commenter
      she throws that word around like confetti it’s absurd

      • chrissy
        January 5, 2018 at 8:56 pm

        Waittttt a minute love. Don’t try to tarnish my good name. I was just referring to a past blog. I’m not racist at all, in fact I was a backup dancer in the Michael Jackson Thriller video!

    • ass jammer
      January 5, 2018 at 8:39 pm

      nigger nigger nigger….. Nigger ….. Cunt cunt CUNT cUnt

      • Tupelo
        January 6, 2018 at 9:56 am

        asshole asshole asshole…..Asshole….Needle dick needle dick NEEDLE DICK nEedle dick

      • Tupelo
        January 6, 2018 at 9:58 am

        Like jamming ass, do ya? fag fag fag….Fag….Shit stick shit stick SHIT STICK sHit stick

        • hate
          January 6, 2018 at 11:36 am

          Tourette’s boys and impersonators?

          we are so blessed to have all our lovely commenters!

  • Didi D
    January 5, 2018 at 8:11 pm

    Some people wonder how I ever got pregnant to begin with………

  • The Rant Queen
    January 5, 2018 at 8:00 pm

    What. A. Fucking. Imbecile. Really, how do such selfish, idiotic, self destructive people get voted into such important roles in society?? Are there no mental evals done for those who run for these positions? Is it just all about how much money they have? Or do they prefer the dumb shits, because they’re easier to manipulate and corrupt, and control?

    Jesus Titty Fucken Christ.

    I knew there was something iffy about that couple. I, honestly, would love to hear about this “rumor”. Im a nosy bitch, deal with it. Lulz.

  • Clown Baby
    January 5, 2018 at 7:59 pm

    Goes to show that not even the biggest turtle riders are safe from turtleboy. He will throw you under the bus to save his own skin, says a lot about your character.

    • love
      January 5, 2018 at 8:17 pm

      he’s just hot tempered

      wait til his wife comes home hopefully she will calm his spirits

      • Tupelo
        January 6, 2018 at 9:30 am

        Wait til she comes home from WORK because she is the bread winner and he is the blogger?

    • January 6, 2018 at 12:14 am

      Or just don’t file hilarious lawsuits against us from Florida.

      • don’t make me cry, turtleboy!!!
        January 6, 2018 at 1:03 am

        but of course

        i just don’t want to see you fall for his trap

        now you both suffer with this blog entry

        i never have cried reading turtleboy before tonight

        okay yeah maybe when those thug boys were throwing kittens downstairs and whipping them with designer belts

  • Old Pro Ginger
    January 5, 2018 at 7:51 pm

    His wife is a dam ginger and she’s a cross eyed fat ginger give it a break you two butt buddies, you can tongue fuck each others ass holes some other time. His wife is a cross-eyed ginger. There is no hope run run far away.

    • love
      January 5, 2018 at 8:06 pm

      your writing is amazing.

      it’s like an essay in fifth grade.

      • love knows no bounds, love remover knows even less
        January 5, 2018 at 10:05 pm

        5th Grade was fucking Awesome!!

        • lover
          January 5, 2018 at 10:09 pm

          dude you have amazing taste in music whoever you are

    • lovely
      January 6, 2018 at 12:12 am

      (but this is my fav part of game of thrones ever, when he says they are kissed by fire)

      • Fire Starter or Farter Starter
        January 6, 2018 at 8:57 am

        With the role fire plays in the series, the hounds touched by fire scar is a sign of his future. Also I like the series for all the hot slutty actresses getting naked, every show should have that. It’s the most fundamental drive, fucking is fucking important, tits and ass are fucking important. If there were no women, most guys would compete for the easiest job and be content with video game console and a hammock we would all laugh at high achievers, who you trying to impress? Shut up and have beer braniac.

        • hate
          January 6, 2018 at 11:12 am

          after watching that love removal machine vid, I’d have to agree 😮

  • TB is a straight bitch
    January 5, 2018 at 7:49 pm

    You fucking bitches removed that comment I wrote huh “awaiting moderation”!! EXACTLY wtf I was talking about. What a fucking whiney pussy you are not to take that constructive criticism or allow it to be posted here. Fuck you, you’re like all the rest!

    • Mom’s Basement
      January 6, 2018 at 12:11 pm

      I bet it was the most awesome comment ever. I wish that I could read it!

      • Bobnmic
        January 6, 2018 at 12:18 pm

        Get off my Kool Aid bitch

      • TB's a lil B
        January 6, 2018 at 6:55 pm

        I was just relating the fact that tonguing your Ma’s stinkstar reminded me of putting your tongue on a 9 volt battery.

  • Serious Shit
    January 5, 2018 at 7:24 pm

    Oh it’s on!

    • fucking fags ruin everything
      January 5, 2018 at 7:39 pm

      fucking fags ruin everything….. … never seen a queer nigger spic fight a queer good before… hope i never see it again …. but i do hope they fight keep em from ruining everything and spreading the aids

    • Kevi
      January 6, 2018 at 12:05 pm

      Would. All 4 of them top or bottom would

  • Silver lining
    January 5, 2018 at 7:05 pm

    Look on the bright side Turtleboy. With your savvy computer skills you can always make a buck selling baby formula on the Worcester yard sale Facebook page. It’s still more respectable than begging!

  • Karma like a mofo
    January 5, 2018 at 6:46 pm

    Wow after you guys covered up for him with whole ” bloody Vaginas” post he does this!!! I hope you both get heaping piles of aids you fucking meatheads!! Hahahahahahahahahha

  • Harambe
    January 5, 2018 at 6:41 pm

    Here’s what I think!

  • Homie Blubb
    January 5, 2018 at 6:36 pm

    Wait, I thought Coreen Gaffney was the chick pile driving the wheelchair guy for a node bag of Thai boi brown? That wasn’t her rinsing with the Dasani bottle? What was the guy’s name in the wheelchair?” Finn or something, right?

  • Zip Code Ass
    January 5, 2018 at 6:20 pm

    Every one of Coreen Gaffney’s fingers weighs two pounds.

    Lock her away from Twinkies.

  • Yank Gypsy
    January 5, 2018 at 6:01 pm

    I see a EBT card in Ayedins future

    • Publius
      January 5, 2018 at 10:41 pm

      Lol. Dream on.

  • The truth
    January 5, 2018 at 5:55 pm

    So here’s the problem Tbs

    Most of our readers are Gaffney followers. So by writing this blog you are alienating many of your readers

    Being a fellow member of the bar in well aware that mike is a unqualified ride douchebag. However you chose to lie down in bed with him

    Furthermore his complaint exposes once and for all that Aidan is the owner of Turtleboy. The only individual named is Aidan.

    Nicely done Turtleboy. You’re completely fucking irrelevant.

  • Wormtown Kris
    January 5, 2018 at 5:16 pm

    As we speak there is a meeting going on at Karen Webber’s house where Dianne, Clive, Walter and all the Worcester media goons are trying to decide who’s side to take on this one. Their heads are about to explode.

  • Webster Turtle Rider
    January 5, 2018 at 5:11 pm

    Hey where’d all your advertisers go?

  • whatevuh
    January 5, 2018 at 4:54 pm

    Jesus, what a pussy, and his wife? Who could honestly look at that every day, yikes

    • Hughbo Mont
      January 6, 2018 at 5:44 am

      She has psycho eyes.

  • Bored
    January 5, 2018 at 4:52 pm

    Sad to see the demise of TBS in real time…When focusing on exposing shitheads you’re top notch! I think you’ve just started believing your own hype and have jumped the shark. That and trying to make a living off blogging. No way I’d pay for this. Gaffney is clearly nuts but writing this response is crazy too since none of us would have known about the lawsuit otherwise. Should have at least waited until Dianne Williamson wrote about the suit before you wrote your defense.

    Go back to your roots and there’s hope.

  • Kevin Lynch
    January 5, 2018 at 4:52 pm

    This is classic. Aiden versus Gaffney. I always stated that I thought that Gaffney and Aiden had something going on together.

    Word on the street is that Aiden split from his wife after the wife caught him with text from a gay lover. Could it be Gaffney??

    Gaffney published my voice mail where I was explaining about TBS threatening to brutally rape my minor niece.

    Gaffney and his wife are Turtleboy fans, that is what the riders look and act like. The hipocrites.

    Cheating on his wife. Lmao.

  • chrissy
    January 5, 2018 at 4:18 pm

    So far every blog in 2018 has really sucked. Even SSTG’s 50 paragraph three part blogs about cat cafe’s and niggers were better than these. Not by much……..but better.

    • Honkey Cat
      January 5, 2018 at 6:05 pm

      That was off-key, hon-key

      • Larry Us
        January 5, 2018 at 6:06 pm

        that was hi larry us

        • Milkin It
          January 5, 2018 at 6:09 pm

          Hi Larry Us

      • Grumpy Cat
        January 5, 2018 at 6:08 pm

        Fuck off honkey

    • fucking fags ruin everything
      January 5, 2018 at 7:42 pm

      dam chrissy glad your’e back, never thought I’d say that, wheres your dumb fucking hat?

    • Justice
      January 6, 2018 at 9:24 am

      LOL, Chrissy. I’ve always found your comments funny. You should start a blog. And SSTG, you NEED to condense. LOL

    • Barry
      January 6, 2018 at 11:20 am

      I highly doubt that Didi gave you permission to use that disgusting word. Please provide a receipt in case I’m wrong.

  • Burt Hurtensteiner
    January 5, 2018 at 3:58 pm

    Where can I make a donation to Gaffney’s cause?

    • Burt Hurtensteiner
      January 5, 2018 at 4:28 pm

      Nice try. I did not the this…

      The real Burt

      • Burt Hurtensteiner
        January 5, 2018 at 4:29 pm


      • Burt Hurtensteiner
        January 5, 2018 at 6:47 pm

        Fuck off imposter!

  • love
    January 5, 2018 at 3:55 pm

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again,

    y’all need to make amends if this is ultimately over a deleted comment

    i say this as a serial comment deleter, it is a compulsion, a disease even!!!

  • TBS running scared?
    January 5, 2018 at 3:52 pm

    Quite frankly, it sounds like TBS is running a little scared with this, especially with the last few paragraphs (trying to bring up whatever they can to get Gaffney to back down)! Seems like a pathetic attempt to deflect!

    “WhatAboutism” here at play? Seems like something that TBS would engage in!!!

    • JS
      January 6, 2018 at 9:21 am

      LOL totally agree. Blackmail?

      • hate
        January 6, 2018 at 12:07 pm

        it can’t be… Gaffney and he are totally playing a practical joke on us?

        there’s no other explanation.

  • Tony
    January 5, 2018 at 3:50 pm

    Seems like every generation becomes crazier than the previous one. Isn’t it supposed to be the other way around, they become better ?

  • Fucking Maroon
    January 5, 2018 at 3:41 pm

    Gaffney, you fucking maroon!

  • Men's Troll Cramps
    January 5, 2018 at 3:35 pm

    Who gives a bleeding fuck about this soap opera shit? You sound like a pair of cheerleaders on the rag.

    Go back to calling out government scammers and hoodrats. This bullshit is tiresome.

    • Mom’s Basement
      January 5, 2018 at 5:06 pm

      I’m entertained. But I can also spend an entire minute staring at gif of a busty lady jumping rope.

    • January 5, 2018 at 7:10 pm

      Dont act like youre not entertained. Either way, you’re gonna keep reading it anyway.

      • love
        January 5, 2018 at 7:25 pm

        oh, we are entertained.

        i saved the blog to pdf before going out today, all THIRTY TWO ANGRY PAGES

        ofc i did that in the magical hopes that by the time I’d returned you two crazy kids woulda worked this out and thus this blog enty woulda not existed anymore

        • Burt Hurtensteiner
          January 5, 2018 at 8:15 pm

          Why don’t you grow up love? Hey, do you play WoW online?

          • love
            January 5, 2018 at 8:22 pm

            growing up is for sellouts 😉

            no i don’t but I just gave up a terrible Game of War addiction so i feel your pain

          • Burt Hurtensteiner
            January 5, 2018 at 8:32 pm

            Thanks for the sympathies love. Do you want to play a quick game of MFK (Marry-Fuck-Kill)?

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