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Mainstream Media Can’t Stop Writing About Milky Mike Gaffney’s Hilarious Lawsuit Against Turtleboy Even Though We’re “Irrelevant”

Mainstream Media Can’t Stop Writing About Milky Mike Gaffney’s Hilarious Lawsuit Against Turtleboy Even Though We’re “Irrelevant”

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – the only way for the mainstream media to stay relevant is to blog about Turtleboy, because we are the only relevant media outlet in town. It’s not even debatable. And considering how hard they try to discredit us, and pretend like we’re not a “real news” outlet, they sure do like writing about us:

Just a reminder – Mike Gaffney is an irrelevant nobody now. He used to be relevant when he was a City Councilor, but not anymore. Now he’s just a sad, lonely, pathetic cat man living in Florida with his ginger nudnik wife.

We covered all of this in our blog when we first got the paperwork from Gaffney. He’s suing us because he thinks we conspired with Moe Bergman, a City Councilor we criticized more times than I can count, which cost him the election. An election he had already dropped out of. An election which he ended up losing to Bergman by 3,600 votes.

He’s also suing us because he said we didn’t provide him with 1.2 million monthly page views that he claimed we promised him before he started advertising with us. In actuality we gave him much, much more than that, and it’s really, really easy for us to prove it. We actually can’t wait to prove it.

So why is he pursuing this laughable, unwinnable case? One of two reasons:

  1. He’s completely lost his mind
  2. He’s just fucking with us to be a dickhead

My money is on #2. Especially since he picked Dudley District Court because that’s where Judge Bibaud works, and he mentioned Margaret Melican a million times in the story so that she can’t represent us.

But here’s the thing – Gaffney lives in Florida now. Him and his wife sold their condo at 21 Illinois Street  almost a month ago. They recently bought a new place in Boca Vista. He’s literally gonna have to fly to Dudley from Florida to do this. That’s how much of a loser he is. That’s how boring, dull, and empty his life is. No wonder he didn’t find out that one of his parents had passed until a week afterwards. Every relationship he’s ever had has ended in a dumpster fire.

But wait, if he lives in Florida, and he’s constantly posting pictures like this now:

Then why does he list two addresses in the court filing – one on Illinois Street, and the other on Belmont Street where his law practice USED TO BE?

And why does the head of the Worcester Republican City Committee live in Florida? It’s almost as if he’s lying about his residence and using it for his own gain. I’m not an Internet lawyer or anything, but I’m pretty sure you have to use a real address on a property you’re either living in or own in order to file a lawsuit. Just sayin.

The media is loving this but they don’t know who to side with. We’ve both done a lot of damage to the establishment back when we had each other’s backs. But I honestly think they hate him more. I mean, you can hate the turtle, but you still read it anyway. Gaffney is just unlovable and useless at this point.

Nevertheless Dan Glaun, who wrote the Trashlive article, had this to say about our blog:

Anyway, we’re in the Gaffney’s brain right now too. Which is why right after we blogged about him both he and his wife started letting the world know how great things are going for him:

“Hey everyone, hit the like button to give me affirmation about how awesome I am!”

Hey Mike, you’re not fooling anyone. We all know you’re really just a sad, depressed man, who you know who tells us was “self medicating.”

Seek professional help dude. No one actually believes you’re happy. The fact that you’re wasting your time on this coupled with the fact that you’ve sued 27 of YOUR OWN CLIENTS in the past, doesn’t bode well for your mental state of mind. And to the MSM, keep using us for page views. Maybe Milky Mike can advertise his non-existent legal practice on your website.

45 Comment(s)
  • Confused in Spfld
    January 15, 2018 at 12:07 am

    Gaffney makes an announcement that he’s dropping out of the race and then sues TBS because he LOST the election??!!? WTF- am I missing something? That guy is insane and wasting the civil court’s time….

  • Publius
    January 12, 2018 at 10:25 am

    How can a narcissist like Gaffney accept going out as a humiliated loser? he can’t.

  • SJ
    January 9, 2018 at 10:31 am

    Sounds to me like you’re a little worried TB.

    • Bzzz
      January 9, 2018 at 10:50 am

      About as much as if there was a mosquito on my dick.

  • TB turns in “friends”
    January 9, 2018 at 9:29 am

    TB is becoming an absolute dumpster fire. Guess you broads will have to go back to sitting on the couch eating bon bons waiting for your husbands to come home from working hard all day to support your Twinkie addictions

    • Friends of TB say Fuck Your Hand
      January 9, 2018 at 9:56 am

      Nah, we’ll be busy with your old lady during lunch break, and she’ll be all too happy to see us. By the time you come home, she’ll be too stretched out for your puny dick. We’ll leave that cooch looking like a wizard sleeve.

      Your girl says don’t call, she’s fine , have a great day.

  • Ralph
    January 8, 2018 at 10:25 pm

    Good job TB !

  • Stunt Penis
    January 8, 2018 at 9:39 pm

    I’m confused – Another turtle rider will have to explain this to me.

    If Gaffney is an attorney, doesn’t that mean he already has a J.D. (Juris Doctor)? The ABA considers a JD the equivalent of a PhD, so, what’s the point of getting a LLM or LLD? Its not like you need either one to practice law.

    • Johnnie Cochran
      January 8, 2018 at 10:27 pm

      More cred in a specialty?

      I don’t know – a lot of lawyers are truly scumbags, though. Most of us have zero morals or ethics – but we protect our own (good or bad), just like cops, judges, unions, etc.

      • Stunt Penis
        January 9, 2018 at 8:52 am

        I guess… I can’t really see it though… I mean, when I go to hire an attorney, I’m looking more at their area of specialty (tort, criminal, etc.) and what their success rates are. I’ve never considered looking past the existence of a J.D., given its pretty much the equivalent of a PhD in other fields.

  • Jim
    January 8, 2018 at 9:38 pm

    I noticed, first thought was spite.

  • Time to report everything lol
    January 8, 2018 at 9:31 pm

    fuck it. I give up with Tb. What a Whitney little bitch. Seriously, band screwing people over like this? Pathetic… consider this reader of 3+ years now converted to reporting your pages and blogs lol at this point I have more respect for white hating douchebag cum dumpster dd than I do for Tb…. smh

    You’re a fucking loser

    • Courtney Love
      January 8, 2018 at 10:30 pm

      Go report Turtleboy then, stalker bitch. Obsessed much?

      Pathetic cunt.

  • Richie Incognito
    January 8, 2018 at 8:38 pm

    will there be a gofundme that we can donate for this legal proceeding too?

  • Mark Zuckerberg
    January 8, 2018 at 8:09 pm

    I just got a re-directs to an ad for… FACEBOOK….Bahaha epic fail, I win again. Have fun suing me, my lawyer Johnson N. Clitoris is WAY bigger than Dick N Vulva, so suck my big fat bank account Turtle Trebeck

    • Field Hockey Fairy
      January 8, 2018 at 10:26 pm

      Wait!
      I have an Eeerection!
      What do you think of that?

  • Desk girl
    January 8, 2018 at 8:09 pm

    I would jump ship to if it wasn’t for the compromising photos he keeps in the safe. I can’t believe I fell for “the only way a High school girl can get ahead is if you pose naked on my lap…top” line.

  • Burt Hurtensteiner
    January 8, 2018 at 7:46 pm

    TBS is outing his sources, again. I guess the MSM was right. This is low, even for TBS. (No offense intended). Whatever happened to “off the record” discussions?

    TBS was fun while it lasted

    #freemuhspeech
    #offtherecordmeansSTFU

  • Contributer
    January 8, 2018 at 7:37 pm

    Only logical reaction

  • Richard N Vulva esq.
    January 8, 2018 at 7:30 pm

    Turtleboy please tell your wife to stop calling my office. I’m not a divorce lawyer!

  • Spongebob
    January 8, 2018 at 7:21 pm

    “And considering how hard they try to discredit us, and pretend like we’re not a “real news” outlet, they sure do like writing about us:”

    1. You are a reliable source of news, but not when you write about stamp sales and GFM pages. That’s getting so old.

    2. You may be in Gaffney’s head right now, but he is in yours as well.

    3. As for “You know who…” You totally threw her under the bus by letting everyone knew she texts you. If she weren’t feeding you information, you’d be calling her names and attacking her character. If they are so in love, why is he in Florida with his wife? Not just for appearances. She wouldn’t be standing behind him.

    4. Tread lightly…Everyone has skeletons.

  • Contributer
    January 8, 2018 at 7:20 pm

    Yes the girl in my last video is from Florida but Worcester has some hot girls too!

    • Uncle Randy
      January 8, 2018 at 8:05 pm

      These videos are cringe as fuck.

      • Kasey Kasem Is Rolling in His Grave
        January 8, 2018 at 10:16 pm

        I think his Mom uses the Parental Controls on his internet access. Or he is trying to recreate the atmosphere from all the basement handjobs he got from his teenage cousin.

  • You have your hands full
    January 8, 2018 at 7:18 pm

    Getting sued by a lawyer and a rap legend? Good luck…

    • White Kanye
      January 8, 2018 at 10:22 pm

      White ppl don’t give a fuck about Talib Kweli.

  • DaddyStreetz
    January 8, 2018 at 7:07 pm

    Let me break it down for ya. If you promise a nigga you gonna sell him 50 grams of white lightnin but you only show up with 3 grams and then call his wife a hoe you gonna get a beat down!

  • Contributer
    January 8, 2018 at 6:41 pm

    Just trying to make this site less suck.

  • backstabbing friends are the worst
    January 8, 2018 at 6:28 pm

    When you take off-the-record discussions and post them on the internet that is some low slimy stuff man. You did the same thing to Diane Williamson of TG, not a fan of her, don’t like her politics but I wouldn’t go back on my word either.

    When you stop being friends with somebody regardless of why you walk away and remember what was shared was shared under the protection of friendship, it’s forgotten. At most you say “don’t lend that guy money” or “you probably shouldn’t get too attached to her” no big dirty explanation just a simple warning to another friend. You certainly don’t go on the internet and try to ruin them and their family. You know full well this lawsuit is going nowhere you could have handled it in a much less destructive way.

    The proper time would be to bring those personal discussions up in court if the day ever comes. When you have a falling out with somebody you man-up and walk away you don’t tell their every personal failing and secret that they ever shared with you, many people trusted you and you couldn’t wait to burn them with their trust.

    It’s entertaining when you catch some douche in a lie and breaking the law, everyone pounces and shames them. But Dude you’re a backstabber, backstabbers can never have true-friends or be trusted. I’d say I can’t wait for your divorce but I don’t even want to know what horrors you will be throwing around in public. Anyone who trusts a backstabber, gets stabbed in the back. How can anyone trust you?

  • Ocean Breeze
    January 8, 2018 at 6:24 pm

    Gaffney is a loser alright! Who would want to live in a luxury condo on the ocean in Florida when you could live in beautiful Worcester Ma.?

    Himself being a Lawyer the first thing he would do is sue a company knowing that he’s going to lose?

    This ones a done deal, you promised over a million page views a month under contract and unless Publius starts clicking 250,000 times a week you’re fucked.

  • Here for the Dumpster Fire
    January 8, 2018 at 6:09 pm

    So let me get this straight…

    1. You knew this guy had serious personality issues, yet pushed him for mayor of Worcester?
    2. You knew this guy was a shady lawyer (sued his own clients), yet kept advertising him up until last month?

    Seriously takes a chunk out of your integrity (lol) – obviously your political ‘hot-takes’ are shit, and how many of your other advertisers are complete bullsh*t artists??

  • Welcome to TBS where the S stands for Sewer.
    January 8, 2018 at 5:37 pm

    TB attacks strangers without mercy then he gets a boo-boo and writes stories about his every problem, always getting revenge on somebody for something, just how mentally ill is TB. He is raving and raging, TB got real problems even if he were good I couldn’t ignore his craziness.

    The stories have gone to shit, high school or middle school level feuds and personal attacks. There isn’t any news here, how often does TBS cut and paste directly from other news sources and try to sell it as a story. Go to any Boston paper or tv website, way more interesting and some real news. This is junk.

    Is TB a 16 year old girl with daddy issues and a drama queen disorder? Seems that way.

  • lovehatelove
    January 8, 2018 at 5:01 pm

    I’m so torn on this drawn out expose of the Gaffneys

    on the one hand, I don’t know them at all so trying to withhold judgement without proof

    on the other hand, they do spend some time on appearances giving off the appearance of being ahead of the crowd, what with the politics and lifestyle choices..

    and i do like seeing people who try to project themselves as above the crowd, torn down

    and i do like seeing drama about their marriage scandal and I’ve no guilty conscience about that cos my soul is blackened and loves, as turtleboy puts it, “to watch the world burn”

    *devil emoji*

    • Burt Hurtensteiner
      January 8, 2018 at 7:17 pm

      Go to Oprah! Go to Oprah!

    • Evan is Getting Punked
      January 8, 2018 at 10:05 pm

      You’re a troll and a narcissistic poseur. Too entitled and un-self aware to realize you’re just another sheep with delusions of grandeur and an unearned inflated ego. Not worth my time, really.

      Now ring up my purchase so I can get home and bend your GF over before your shift’s done. She’s a screamer for men that have real money to spend on her, and loves to tell me what she likes.

      • i know its you
        January 8, 2018 at 10:27 pm

        i know it’s you, dumbass True Reality PosEUr lol

        and who is Evan?

  • Steven Stover
    January 8, 2018 at 4:52 pm

    Prestigious University? If I was going to a “Prestigious University” I would brag the name. Prolly a state college or more likely the “Tijuana Mexico Institute Of Higher Learning CLOSE COVER BEFORE STRIKING Internet Degrees”. The T&G got a article and I am sure Worcester Ragizine will too. Hey you exposed their hero the sex predator Walter “Raincoat” Bird. Payback is what they are after.

  • BlackandWhite
    January 8, 2018 at 4:48 pm

    If he was accepted at a “prestigious university”, he most likely had an application already submitted before the election. He knew he would be moving and changing his life. I don’t get why he’s even bothering with a lawsuit when the whole thing is irrelevant. MG needs to man up, put on his big boy pants and accept responsibility for his own actions and stop blaming others — especially when he knew he would not be living in this area as of last Fall.

  • Hugh Jass
    January 8, 2018 at 4:44 pm

    TBS used to matter. Now you have been defeated by Didi’s people. Sad. Keep promising that big FB lawsuit, tho… sure.

    • it's over
      January 8, 2018 at 6:08 pm

      TBS defeated himself, DiDi wasn’t a factor neither were any of the others he fried.

      • Tutu
        January 8, 2018 at 8:14 pm

        I disagree, I think Didi was a huge factor. Her following is huge, and for good reason.

  • schadenfreude
    January 8, 2018 at 4:30 pm

    Schadenfreude is underestimated and underrated

  • January 8, 2018 at 4:28 pm

    MainStream Media likes to pick on people like you who find yourself in self inflicted circumstances.

    Sounds like a familiar theme

    • Repo
      January 9, 2018 at 7:53 am

      When you take off-the-record discussions and post them on the internet that is some low slimy stuff man. You did the same thing to Diane Williamson of TG, not a fan of her, don’t like her politics but I wouldn’t go back on my word either.

      When you stop being friends with somebody regardless of why you walk away and remember what was shared was shared under the protection of friendship, it’s forgotten. At most you say “don’t lend that guy money” or “you probably shouldn’t get too attached to her” no big dirty explanation just a simple warning to another friend. You certainly don’t go on the internet and try to ruin them and their family. You know full well this lawsuit is going nowhere you could have handled it in a much less destructive way.

      The proper time would be to bring those personal discussions up in court if the day ever comes. When you have a falling out with somebody you man-up and walk away you don’t tell their every personal failing and secret that they ever shared with you, many people trusted you and you couldn’t wait to burn them with their trust.

      It’s entertaining when you catch some douche in a lie and breaking the law, everyone pounces and shames them. But Dude you’re a backstabber, backstabbers can never have true-friends or be trusted. I’d say I can’t wait for your divorce but I don’t even want to know what horrors you will be throwing around in public. Anyone who trusts a backstabber, gets stabbed in the back. How can anyone trust you?

    • Wwy
      January 9, 2018 at 11:58 am

      Fuck gaffney TB probably banged his wife.

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