Mainstream Media Can’t Stop Writing About Milky Mike Gaffney’s Hilarious Lawsuit Against Turtleboy Even Though We’re “Irrelevant”
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – the only way for the mainstream media to stay relevant is to blog about Turtleboy, because we are the only relevant media outlet in town. It’s not even debatable. And considering how hard they try to discredit us, and pretend like we’re not a “real news” outlet, they sure do like writing about us:
Just a reminder – Mike Gaffney is an irrelevant nobody now. He used to be relevant when he was a City Councilor, but not anymore. Now he’s just a sad, lonely, pathetic cat man living in Florida with his ginger nudnik wife.
We covered all of this in our blog when we first got the paperwork from Gaffney. He’s suing us because he thinks we conspired with Moe Bergman, a City Councilor we criticized more times than I can count, which cost him the election. An election he had already dropped out of. An election which he ended up losing to Bergman by 3,600 votes.
He’s also suing us because he said we didn’t provide him with 1.2 million monthly page views that he claimed we promised him before he started advertising with us. In actuality we gave him much, much more than that, and it’s really, really easy for us to prove it. We actually can’t wait to prove it.
So why is he pursuing this laughable, unwinnable case? One of two reasons:
- He’s completely lost his mind
- He’s just fucking with us to be a dickhead
My money is on #2. Especially since he picked Dudley District Court because that’s where Judge Bibaud works, and he mentioned Margaret Melican a million times in the story so that she can’t represent us.
But here’s the thing – Gaffney lives in Florida now. Him and his wife sold their condo at 21 Illinois Street almost a month ago. They recently bought a new place in Boca Vista. He’s literally gonna have to fly to Dudley from Florida to do this. That’s how much of a loser he is. That’s how boring, dull, and empty his life is. No wonder he didn’t find out that one of his parents had passed until a week afterwards. Every relationship he’s ever had has ended in a dumpster fire.
But wait, if he lives in Florida, and he’s constantly posting pictures like this now:
Then why does he list two addresses in the court filing – one on Illinois Street, and the other on Belmont Street where his law practice USED TO BE?
And why does the head of the Worcester Republican City Committee live in Florida? It’s almost as if he’s lying about his residence and using it for his own gain. I’m not an Internet lawyer or anything, but I’m pretty sure you have to use a real address on a property you’re either living in or own in order to file a lawsuit. Just sayin.
The media is loving this but they don’t know who to side with. We’ve both done a lot of damage to the establishment back when we had each other’s backs. But I honestly think they hate him more. I mean, you can hate the turtle, but you still read it anyway. Gaffney is just unlovable and useless at this point.
Nevertheless Dan Glaun, who wrote the Trashlive article, had this to say about our blog:
— Dan Glaun (@dglaun) September 7, 2017
Anyway, we’re in the Gaffney’s brain right now too. Which is why right after we blogged about him both he and his wife started letting the world know how great things are going for him:
“Hey everyone, hit the like button to give me affirmation about how awesome I am!”
Hey Mike, you’re not fooling anyone. We all know you’re really just a sad, depressed man, who you know who tells us was “self medicating.”
Seek professional help dude. No one actually believes you’re happy. The fact that you’re wasting your time on this coupled with the fact that you’ve sued 27 of YOUR OWN CLIENTS in the past, doesn’t bode well for your mental state of mind. And to the MSM, keep using us for page views. Maybe Milky Mike can advertise his non-existent legal practice on your website.