A week ago one of our bloggers published this story about a Millbury police officer whose house was allegedly broken into and spray painted with “Black Lives Matter”:
For the record, I had my doubts about this one, as did several people in the comments. I even told our blogger who wrote it that I thought they did it to their own house. My objection was duly noted, but they chose to ignore my crazy conspiracy theories.
Turns out I was right:
“A reported break-in and vandalism at the West Main Street home of a Millbury police officer has been traced to the police officer’s wife. Police Chief Donald P. Desorcy, at a news conference this afternoon, said there was no intruder in the house of Officer Daniel Daly, as originally thought. Instead, the chief said, the officer’s wife, Maria Daly, concocted a story about a break-in, apparently because of financial problems. Officer Daly was not involved in the hoax, according to the chief.”
The last thing we wanna do is falsely accuse a cop of doing something like this. I was told that it was in poor taste to publish an article saying we didn’t believe him because….where’s the proof? Kind of serious accusation to level on a police officer by simply going on a hunch.
But the story was just too good to believe. How did they not wake up if their house was ransacked? The fact that they wrote “BLM” on the house tells you that the imaginary burglars KNEW this was a cops house. Well, who the hell in their right mind breaks and enters into a home where they KNOW there is someone with a gun who is trained to use it? That’s a suicide mission. And IF they did somehow manage to get out of the house undetected, then why spray paint BLM on it? If I robbed a cops house the first thing I would want to do is get the hell out of there.
Shoutout to the turtle riders who called this one too:
That’s what makes this woman such a dooshcanoe. She made up this lie because she knew it fit the narrative. But cops really are under attack in this country. Black lives matter really is run by assholes who pull punk shit like this. You don’t have to fabricate a story to make them look bad. They’ll do it on their own.
But wait, it gets better!! Officer Daly’s wife messaged the Lost Boys of Turtle Facebook page the day we published the story, thanking us for reporting her lies. To make matters worse she actually had the NERVE to shit on the police chief and one of the Lieutenants for not “taking this seriously enough”:
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! What a LIAR!!! Me and my kids are “petrified to sleep at our once safe home.” Jesus H. Christ. Do you see what happened here? The chief never believed her lies for a second. This made her upset. It made her contact Fox 25 News and Turtleboy. This guy obviously comes home a lot and complains about his boss, just like millions of Americans do. The only difference is that he’s got a ride or die chick who’s willing to grafitti their own home in order to get back at the boss!!
Gotta give it to her, if you’re gonna tell a lie like this you really have to sell it. Go big or go home. I just can’t believe she was dumb enough to insist the chief wasn’t investigating this thoroughly enough. Hey Maria, you do realize that when they investigate it more thoroughly they’re gonna find out your whole story was bullshit right? They were willing to let it go because they knew you were bullshit the whole time and didn’t want to humiliate you. But you INSISTED on being publicly humiliated, so here we are.
Oh yea, and the biggest giveaway was that whenever someone from around here finds something offensive spray painted on their home, it’s always the woman in the family who did it. Who remembers this broad?
She’s the woman who spray painted racial slurs on her own home in Lunenburg, in order to make people believe her son was being targeted for being 1/4 black by his racist teammates on the Lunenburg football team.
After the FBI conducted a thorough investigation and found the spray cans IN HER FRONT YARD, she fessed up to doing it herself. Turns out the whole thing was just a huge scam to get their son to be able to school choice to Leominster High School, where the football team is much better. He is a junior there today, but if there were any justice in this world he’d never be able to play football again.
It really just pisses me off that no one listened to me and we didn’t print my theory. We would’ve looked like fucking gurus. I want a raise. Well, here’s another theory – I think Officer Daly was in on it. How can he not be? The official statement was that he wasn’t involved, but this is his wife we’re talking about. What kind of woman can keep a secret like that from her husband? Plus, first thing I did when I saw that story was Google Officer Dan Daly. He’s got a fun past. Including one time when he was investigated by a Millbury detective (Brothers) for an assortment of allegations:
Detective Brothers had been assigned by former Police Chief Richard L. Handfield to investigate allegations against another Millbury police officer, Daniel Daly, according to the lawsuit. In August 2011, after Detective Brothers had uncovered evidence of potential wrongdoing by Officer Daly, Lt. Bates was hired to investigate Officer Daly. One of the 10 allegations against Officer Daly, engaging in conduct unbecoming an officer, was sustained. The lawsuit claims that Lt. Bates was biased against Detective Brothers because she had filed a complaint about him when he was an instructor of hers in criminal justice studies at Anna Maria College. “As a result of improper bias against plaintiff by defendant Bates, the purported ‘investigation’ into the wrongdoings of Officer Daly quickly morphed into an investigation of the plaintiff,” the lawsuit says.
Somehow this guy gets investigated for wrongdoing, only to have the person investigating him get investigated by the State Police for investigating him for wrongdoing. SHAAAA-DEEEEE. As soon as I read that I knew something was up. Normal cops don’t have this type of story come up when you Google them. And what were the odds that this would happen to HIS house? If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
P.S. How can you ever go back to work if you’re Officer Daly? This is humiliating and embarrassing. I’d move.
Double P.S. This has to make national news right? I can’t see the assholes not capitalizing off of this one. Bad day for the good guys. Thanks Maria.
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