Miss Louisiana was asked if black lives matter was a hate group, and her answer made her public enemy number one for the hippies.
Last night’s Miss America questions were pretty hard hitting. We already discussed the Tom Brady cheating question, but perhaps the most direct question was when Winnie Cooper asked Miss Louisiana what she thought of black lives matter, which many now consider a hate group. As soon as she asked this question I knew this poor girl was fucked. Turtleboy has been on the front lines defending America from these idiot’s insanity for almost a year now. There is only one answer they would accept:
“Black lives matter is the most important social movement of all time. Innocent black people on their way to church and MENSA meetings are being murdered by killer white cops like it’s going out of style. The only way to fix this problem is to chain yourself to a barrel on the highway or block Kelley Square.”
Instead she said this:
Miss America Contestant on “all lives matter” pic.twitter.com/Ik7PNtPHGT
— CIGEUR (@666devthnote) September 14, 2015
As soon as she saw this the first thing I thought was, “there goes the crown.” She was fucked. Wrong answer hun. Winnie Cooper is not amused:
First of all, how patently unfair is it that they give this woman 20 seconds to answer one of the most sensitive issues in front of millions of people?She’s not running for President, she’s trying to win a beauty pageant. It’s like a few years back when they asked a contestant that they knew was opposed to gay marriage, what she thought about gay marriage. She said the wrong answer and got crucified.
Secondly, “everybody matters” might be my new favorite slogan. Black lives matter? That’s kind of inclusive. All lives matter? What about zombies? Everybody matters. Boom. Problem solved.
As soon as she said “black lives matter” I figured she was gonna kiss the PC crowd’s ass to try to win the crown. But then when she followed that up immediately with “all lives matter” I knew she was fucked. After all, Julius Jones famously once said that “all lives matter” is a violent response to “black lives matter.”
Therefore Miss Louisiana is a terrorist.
If you haven’t followed these idiots like Turtleboy has, you might not understand their mindset. Here’s the fun hippie Twitter reaction:
Yea Miss Louisiana – there is only one “right” answer to this question. You said all lives matter. That is the wrong answer. Michael Brown got shot trying to take a gun from a cop, therefore his life didn’t matter. He wasn’t killed because he tried to take a gun from a cop. He was killed because his life didn’t matter. I was there when it happened. I actually heard Darren Wilson say right before firing at Michael Brown as he surged at him, “your life doesn’t matter.” Therefore we need a movement called “black lives matter” because it’s clear that we think it’s OK to randomly kill black folks on their way to the library.
Saying “everybody matters” makes you wanna choke something? Yup, nothing violent about that!! Seems like a perfectly normal reaction to a common sense statement.
I love when college kids come home after their first semester away and try to teach their parents about how racist America is. When their parents explain to them that they’re too busy trying to pay for junior to go to some waste of money private college to worry about protesting, this immediately leads to the “my parents are racist” revelation. This will last a couple of more years until the day they begin paying taxes. Then they’ll look back and realize how hilariously dumb they were.
You tell em honkie!!!
Welcome to Turtleboy’s world Miss Louisiana. Brace yourself for boycotts, city council meetings in which you’re called Miss Louisiana-bigot, and some hard hitting columns about your privilege from Spanky and Old Balls.
P.S. The only thing more ridiculous than this fiasco was the answer from another contestant (Miss Colorado) about which woman should be put on the $10 bill:
Oh for fuck’s sake. Harriet Tubman? Eleanor Roosevelt? Susan B. Anthony? Sandra Day O’Connor? Harriet Tubman? Nope. Ellen. Fucking Ellen. She might as well have said Rosie O’Donnell.