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Miss Louisiana In Hot Water For Saying “All Lives Matter, Everybody Matters”

Miss Louisiana was asked if black lives matter was a hate group, and her answer made her public enemy number one for the hippies. 

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Last night’s Miss America questions were pretty hard hitting. We already discussed the Tom Brady cheating question, but perhaps the most direct question was when Winnie Cooper asked Miss Louisiana what she thought of black lives matter, which many now consider a hate group. As soon as she asked this question I knew this poor girl was fucked. Turtleboy has been on the front lines defending America from these idiot’s insanity for almost a year now. There is only one answer they would accept:

Black lives matter is the most important social movement of all time. Innocent black people on their way to church and MENSA meetings are being murdered by killer white cops like it’s going out of style. The only way to fix this problem is to chain yourself to a barrel on the highway or block Kelley Square.”

Instead she said this:

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As soon as she saw this the first thing I thought was, “there goes the crown.” She was fucked. Wrong answer hun. Winnie Cooper is not amused:

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First of all, how patently unfair is it that they give this woman 20 seconds to answer one of the most sensitive issues in front of millions of people?She’s not running for President, she’s trying to win a beauty pageant. It’s like a few years back when they asked a contestant that they knew was opposed to gay marriage, what she thought about gay marriage. She said the wrong answer and got crucified.

Secondly, “everybody matters” might be my new favorite slogan. Black lives matter? That’s kind of inclusive. All lives matter? What about zombies? Everybody matters. Boom. Problem solved.

 

As soon as she said “black lives matter” I figured she was gonna kiss the PC crowd’s ass to try to win the crown. But then when she followed that up immediately with “all lives matter” I knew she was fucked. After all, Julius Jones famously once said that “all lives matter” is a violent response to “black lives matter.”

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Therefore Miss Louisiana is a terrorist.

If you haven’t followed these idiots like Turtleboy has, you might not understand their mindset. Here’s the fun hippie Twitter reaction:

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Yea Miss Louisiana – there is only one “right” answer to this question. You said all lives matter. That is the wrong answer. Michael Brown got shot trying to take a gun from a cop, therefore his life didn’t matter. He wasn’t killed because he tried to take a gun from a cop. He was killed because his life didn’t matter. I was there when it happened. I actually heard Darren Wilson say right before firing at Michael Brown as he surged at him, “your life doesn’t matter.” Therefore we need a movement called “black lives matter” because it’s clear that we think it’s OK to randomly kill black folks on their way to the library.

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Saying “everybody matters” makes you wanna choke something? Yup, nothing violent about that!! Seems like a perfectly normal reaction to a common sense statement.

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I love when college kids come home after their first semester away and try to teach their parents about how racist America is. When their parents explain to them that they’re too busy trying to pay for junior to go to some waste of money private college to worry about protesting, this immediately leads to the “my parents are racist” revelation. This will last a couple of more years until the day they begin paying taxes. Then they’ll look back and realize how hilariously dumb they were.

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You tell em honkie!!!

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Welcome to Turtleboy’s world Miss Louisiana. Brace yourself for boycotts, city council meetings in which you’re called Miss Louisiana-bigot, and some hard hitting columns about your privilege from Spanky and Old Balls.

 

P.S. The only thing more ridiculous than this fiasco was the answer from another contestant (Miss Colorado) about which woman should be put on the $10 bill:

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Oh for fuck’s sake. Harriet Tubman? Eleanor Roosevelt? Susan B. Anthony? Sandra Day O’Connor? Harriet Tubman? Nope. Ellen. Fucking Ellen. She might as well have said Rosie O’Donnell.

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15 Comment(s)
  • Thelma Newton
    March 19, 2016 at 2:32 pm

    Yea sure…..and ALL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL. So give everyone a crown and money.
    Why make ANY distinctions? Why give more to ANYONE based on their physical appearance?

  • RJ
    September 14, 2015 at 7:09 pm

    BLM is an unholy alliance between the two worst segments of our society: obnoxious liberal scolds who need to have something they can lord over other people to feel better about themselves and lazy layabouts who need an excuse for their failings in life.

    Just the worst.

  • Maggie the Cat
    September 14, 2015 at 4:15 pm

    Memo to Miss America Pageant organizers: Don’t ask questions.

    Christcon is right: White people don’t destroy entire neighborhoods the way some other groups do. But in the end, if everyone’s life doesn’t matter then no one’s life matters, So if my white life doesn’t matter, then black lives don’t matter either. There. We’re equal now.

    • ChristCon
      September 14, 2015 at 6:27 pm

      Exactly Maggie the Cat. Where the hell do they get off with that bull that they matter any more than the rest of us.
      BTW, who’s Spanky and old balls?

      • Maggie the Cat
        September 14, 2015 at 6:34 pm

        Check your email, Christcon. The answers to your questions are there.

      • Thelma Newton
        March 19, 2016 at 2:37 pm

        Uhhhhh…….. I don’t think that is the point? If someone thinks that rich/famous people get special treatment – while the poor or regular folks get railroaded by police and justice system, and they says “Poor people and Joe Plumbers have rights too!”…….that is not like saying “Rich people DON’T have rights. We are talking in circles, here. If I demand more funds and research for CANCER…..I don’t expect AIDS advocates to say “ALL DISEASES MATTER!”

  • GoneWest
    September 14, 2015 at 2:56 pm

    These questions and talents are so dumb. Hottest one should win, end of story.

  • RSoxGuy
    September 14, 2015 at 2:36 pm

    Its become so obvious that BLM once started out as a movement with a message and has now devolved into a bunch of attention whores disrupting political rallies not to spread a message but to see their own ugly hate filled faces on TV. Its not about Police abuses. Its about me getting on TV. Its about me yelling as loud as I can like a 2 yr old. Its about sitting on my ass and not doing anything positive to solve the problem.

    BLM has lost %80 of the country’s support and they wonder why. Even Miss American contestants (not known for brilliance or common sense) know BLM is a hate group at this point. The ditsy bimbos in bikinis know this but Old Balls and his crew of Racists for Hire cant understand why.

    • Thelma Newton
      March 19, 2016 at 2:41 pm

      I agree with your assessment of BLM. It went off the rails a while ago.

  • ChristCon
    September 14, 2015 at 10:58 am

    Spot on Chris from Georgia!
    The degenerates that came out chanting – “pigs in a blanket, fry ’em like bacon” when a white cop was gunned down pumping gas, is a hate group made up of animals. We need to take out the water cannons again and knock them down every time they try to get up. They don’t know how to protest like civil human beings. Not one of their lives matter to me. So, which cities have whites burned and looted each time a white cop was murdered, or every time a white was murdered by a cop? Oh wait, NEVER! Civilized people don’t react like that.

    • Thelma Newton
      March 19, 2016 at 2:40 pm

      ” We need to take out the water cannons again and knock them down every time they try to get up.”
      AGAIN? You mean like during the Civil Rights times?

  • Chris From Georgia
    September 14, 2015 at 10:21 am

    All I can say is the inmates are running the asylum!! For the record “Black Lives Matter” is indeed a hate group! F… the PC Police!

    • Thelma Newton
      March 19, 2016 at 2:44 pm

      Stop calling everything you don’t like “PC”. That’s just nonsense catch phrasing.
      Like someone calling everything they don’t like “intolerance”.

  • Sam Burnside
    September 14, 2015 at 9:41 am

    I love that the question mentioned that some Americans consider black lives matter a hate group.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    September 14, 2015 at 9:27 am

    Maybe she should have just flashed her boobs and diffused the entire foolish question. Automatic winner! Take your crown Miss America!!! #PertBoobsMatter

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