Kate Peter didn’t bother alerting the public that her 14 year old kid ran away from a mental health clinic, which is normally what you do when your kid is missing. However a Palmer mother named Katie Lackman did yesterday when her 14 year old daughter ran away with a man in his 30’s and was updating their adventures on Snapchat.
She was posting that her mother knew where she was and was being dramatic.
Not so sure about Mom.
Just sayin.
But according to the grown man who ran away with her he loves her and told people to “stay tuned” for where he brings her.
No, that’s not a bad filter. MC Extra Crispy’s real name is Jordan McCullen from Troy, NY, and he was a burn victim as a child. But he overcame the odds, went full hoodrat, is now an aspiring rapper who goes by the stage name “Loud pack,” and mostly glamorizes selling mid-grade marijuana in upstate New York.
As you can see, he is absolutely killing it in life, accumulating at least $87 at one time.
I need that shirt, and I need it yesterday.
He certainly doesn’t let the fact that he’s shaped like an hourglass or uses bedsheets as doors get in the way of his rap super stardom.
It’s pretty hard to make a burn victim unlikeable, but Burnie Sanders here found a way with Facebook posts like this gem.
He’s obviously in a good position to lecture others on how to attain success considering the fact that he helps aid and embed his runaway 14 year old girlfriends. In fairness, the girl from Palmer looks older than his last girlfriend.
A similar looking girl appears in his bedroom a couple months ago on a tik-tok looking malnourished and beat up by life.
https://www.tiktok.com/@jordanmcculle/video/6964950852708601094?_d=secCgYIASAHKAESMgow4jVOumFqXRyCqv33nNwpkKP4AvQTiE1eYp0N5uOQbvzmsOOLL4ioNV1CcQ06cU%2B3GgA%3D&language=en&preview_pb=0&sec_user_id=MS4wLjABAAAAesHgR7lfiAS3O_YM0RH_-yl0bImtbg2K1060J_KaNfTvaw1ujTNiDZHuTGP4abF2&share_app_id=1233&share_item_id=6964950852708601094&share_link_id=575F4F2F-8E94-4996-A2E3-494EA0B93F26&source=h5_m×tamp=1625668311&tt_from=messenger&u_code=dcm9echeh65lil&user_id=6836809067568137221&utm_campaign=client_share&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=messenger&_r=1
A few weeks ago he was driving around with one of these underage girls when a cop began following them. Naturally he forced her to record it, and when they came to a red light he began taunting the cop by yelling, “How’s my dick taste?”
When he finally got pulled over for speeding the cop attempted to be nice to him but was repeatedly told that he must polish Mr. Burns’ knob.
Shockingly this was not his first run in with the law.
Prior to running away with this girl from Palmer he wrote this pity party sentagraph about how he couldn’t find love at burn camp, so he was gonna focus on making money instead.
And as you can see that worked out perfectly.
Anyway, according to the mother she was returned yesterday and the cops can’t arrest him because the daughter went willingly. I don’t know the whole story, but I do know that MC Extra Crispy is posting on social media today like none of this happened, and that any grown man in his 30’s hanging out with 14 year olds cannot possibly be up to anything good. Either way, if your teenage daughter is attracted to aspiring rapper burn victims in their 30’s and wants to run away with them, then you probably didn’t do a very good job parenting either. Just sayin.
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45 Comment(s)
What’s the latest on MC Extra Crispy has he been held accountable for bringing 14 year old girl to Troy, NY. This pedo and his lil family Melissa McCullen should be held accountable. Let’s not let this get swept under the rug. Mr Crispy is looking like a serial pedophile and needs go to jail along with his mother for condoning that. Please keep investigating
Do you know me? Do you know him? Do you know why I went with him???? Clearly not mind ur fucking business and get ur bullshit ass opinions tf out
Hey Nev. by the looks of your comments you are the 14 year old girl from Palmer that ran away with MC EXTRA CRISPY. I am glad to see you posting, no I don’t know you or MC EXTRA CRISPY the pedo you ran off with. I have a daughter your age and I am really curious of why you went with him, it appears you are a troubled child to do something like that. Or was it his power of persuasion, how did he lure you on? I am sure both of you knew it was wrong 30 & 14 year old together. Do you have plans on hooking up again. How many times did you and him have sex. What’s the details. I think you are lucky you didn’t end up in a ditch somewhere. Crazy world out there
Me and him never had sex. We never touched other then a hug. A pedo is someone who fucks little kids. And sweetheart that never happened. I actually asked him to come get me because my mothers bf whos molested me was there and i wasnt safe. So in reality I hope ur daughter has some where to go and be safe when theres a real pedo near by
Tom Mountain had nothing to do with this.
Hey Nev, what you think of Turtle Boy putting your business out online I think its great for you, enabling you to bring to light your Mothers boyfriend molested you, how did that go down? did he rape you? Looking at all that is posted it looks like your mother was down with everything. I think Child Protective Services should be all up her ass for knowing you were up in Troy, NY. with a predator all along and was cool with it until people online shed light on situation then she post oh my baby in NY with a strange man, please help. Did your mother really gave a fuck about you. My daughter is good she is the one that showed me this Turtle Boy post. Sorry it looks like MC EXTRA CRISPY is a pedophile, predator a real scum bag preying on underage girls you were not the only one. I think you should think about shutting down his game of preying on young girls some future young girl will get hurt. You are lucky to be alive you do not knot what intentions he had for you. Thank the social media community. Be safe
If you have ever been to Troy.N.Y. this all makes perfect sense.
You people really like piling on people like this.
Cant the turd give us some real hard hitting journalism, instead of going after the low hanging fruit.
‘Come on man. Just think about it’.
Id agree if he wasnt a sexual predator. Im sure youd be telling the cops, your friends and family to “lay off him” if he ran off with your 14 year old daughter. MC crispy looks like Jason Voorhies at the end of a Friday the 13th movie. seriously i feel bad for him and i dont think any kid deserves to go through what he went through….. but molesting a troubled girl isnt the answer. If i was abused or had a tough life in my past can i rape and rob at will? No so im sorry he doesnt deserve anyone’s sympathy right now. He also treats people like shit as we saw from the interaction with the cop (and trust me some cops are assholes but that guy seemed like the type of officer we need in every city in america). So fuck MC Crispy
Spoiler Alert: He does not become a famous rapper
I call this motherfucker “Flambé Guevara”.
This one’s iffy. Case study why ai should’ve been a life-coach. OK he got badly burned. But instead of trying to emulate pure bone-thug rapper-in-the-hood. When he was 18, should’ve sought a scholarship from a burn victim charity, enrolled in community college for communications or public speaking. Obtained s sponsor from any, some or all of the first hundred that come to mind. Touring the nation’s schools giving speeches to kids about the importance of smoke-detectors, fire extinguishers, clothes dryer lint traps and having a home evacuation plan. Whatever his situation was, or the sponsor wants. Home safety products whatever – The world would be his oyster. He very well have been able to save a life. Public speaking as a burn victim was this guys calling – God gave him the opening but instead the degradation of our society once again gifts us … A won’t be wanna-be rapper with a “stack” of fives, tens, ones and some twenties.
This pedo knows if he ever needs to get closer to kids in order to get his next victim, all he has to do is slap some purple body paint on. Then get up and drag his fat ass to head over to McDonald’s to play his part as Grimace and hand out some un-Happy Meals.
It about the time this “gangsta”, that “drools flames”, meets his gangsta end and never gets another chance to molest a child again.
Btw, hour glass shape? Yea, only with all the on the bottom.
Not gonna crap on this loser for being disfigured; that’s not fair. But as for his other “qualities”?? Keep your shirt on you grotesque, untalented, make-pretend rapper pedophile! Go drink some bleach.
When did Johnny Knoxville become a cop
Between this article, all the facebook drama pieces, and the golf tournament, I am wondering if Turtlebro needs to put down the Adderall. This is all starting to feel like junior year of college and painting and repainting my nails instead of writing a term paper.
I am so envious of burno. I suck cock and stick hamsters up my you know what. But this guy can get real girls. Even if they’re minors. I envy him. I’m such a loser, all the orthodox kids in high school hated my guts and my parents are sick deranged lunatics. So I hate myself. But I will strive to be like burno one day.
A fact, a sad fact.
Simp here (Turdboy) cannot even get a decent escort to answer the phone and take his “trust” money.
And for a sample of the failure Turdboy is on freestyle, just listen to any stream from a year ago.
Anyone seen DiZ lately?
The rulers in George Orwell’s 1984 tried to dumb down language so people couldn’t express complex ideas. That’s what the J3ws are doing today by promoting profanity in the media, entertainment, etc.
Today’s prevalence of profanity reflects the degradation of our culture, It’s part of the N3gr0fication of America and the J3wification of America.”
Good thing you’re here to express me.
This story became 100% better when, “We Be Burning” started automatically playing while I was reading
Everyone in this story needs to die a few weeks ago if I need to explain to you why then you are too far gone
But imagine if pedo here was a serial killer instead
that would be some fucked up funny shit
Better check – if your ‘grew up too fast’ daughter smells like a fireplace when she got home you might wanna get a pregnancy test kit.
As for shriveled up pear boy here, he’s not fully cooked. Another 2 hours at 450 in the broiler should do it. Remember to baste often!
14 will get you 20
I would gather all the other burn victims at the deformity camp and break that buck right there for all to see.
He needs his balls torched first then do twenty years in prison
If you spend any time in the NY Capitol district, you’ll learn that the ratchet residents of Troy are called “Troylets”….
Troy: the armpit of New York!
Burnie Sanders…classic!
So you’re saying that the girl is available now?
LET ME TELL YA SOMETIN!! pedophiles need to be cooked between 400°-500° F. Someone relay this info to leatherface
I would slip the girls mom the beef her tits are so big I just want to lick em
Yawn
Mom is a house cow
…Sincerely,
Fire Marshsl Bill
(P.S. The self-respect his young, female companions show is admirable.
“Well done” (no pun), parents. “Well done”.)
Step 1 find drug addict parent with little girl.
Step 2 Feed Drug addict and little girl drugs.
Step 3 Ask little girl if she wants to go get high and get some candy.
There’s a Reason the Police weren’t called. This happens everyday across this country and it is 100% the fault of parents..
I just wrote this long mean diatribe about his peanut butter exterior and what not, but I had to delete because now I just feel bad for this Skippy creamy Uruk-Hai.
Side note- Michael J Fox operating a telegraph machine has a steadier rhythm than his vocal stylings.
Kill it with fire.
Oh never mind.
It’s too bad that I didn’t grow up with this charred pedo because I would have bullied him to suicide years ago
Hahaha, I bet that chud uses phrases like “my new mixtape is heat” or “I spit hot fire” un-ironically. He seems to vacillate wildly in his bodyweight as well.
Mr Peanut! Aka MC MuffinTop. Why is it people who listen to rap become completely fucking Delusional
“…… the Fuck is THAT?!?”
Her ‘Mother’s’ chest looks very big and interesting.
Her face is aging very quick and badly.
I, for one, cant wait to see what ST has to say about this!!
….to hear what I have to say – get a life!