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Missing 14 Year Old Palmer Girl Runs Away With MC Extra Crispy Burn Victim Rapper 

 

Kate Peter didn’t bother alerting the public that her 14 year old kid ran away from a mental health clinic, which is normally what you do when your kid is missing. However a Palmer mother named Katie Lackman did yesterday when her 14 year old daughter ran away with a man in his 30’s and was updating their adventures on Snapchat.

She was posting that her mother knew where she was and was being dramatic.

Not so sure about Mom.

Just sayin.

But according to the grown man who ran away with her he loves her and told people to “stay tuned” for where he brings her.

No, that’s not a bad filter. MC Extra Crispy’s real name is Jordan McCullen from Troy, NY, and he was a burn victim as a child. But he overcame the odds, went full hoodrat, is now an aspiring rapper who goes by the stage name “Loud pack,” and mostly glamorizes selling mid-grade marijuana in upstate New York.

As you can see, he is absolutely killing it in life, accumulating at least $87 at one time.

I need that shirt, and I need it yesterday.

He certainly doesn’t let the fact that he’s shaped like an hourglass or uses bedsheets as doors get in the way of his rap super stardom.

It’s pretty hard to make a burn victim unlikeable, but Burnie Sanders here found a way with Facebook posts like this gem.

 

He’s obviously in a good position to lecture others on how to attain success considering the fact that he helps aid and embed his runaway 14 year old girlfriends. In fairness, the girl from Palmer looks older than his last girlfriend.

A similar looking girl appears in his bedroom a couple months ago on a tik-tok looking malnourished and beat up by life.

https://www.tiktok.com/@jordanmcculle/video/6964950852708601094?_d=secCgYIASAHKAESMgow4jVOumFqXRyCqv33nNwpkKP4AvQTiE1eYp0N5uOQbvzmsOOLL4ioNV1CcQ06cU%2B3GgA%3D&language=en&preview_pb=0&sec_user_id=MS4wLjABAAAAesHgR7lfiAS3O_YM0RH_-yl0bImtbg2K1060J_KaNfTvaw1ujTNiDZHuTGP4abF2&share_app_id=1233&share_item_id=6964950852708601094&share_link_id=575F4F2F-8E94-4996-A2E3-494EA0B93F26&source=h5_m&timestamp=1625668311&tt_from=messenger&u_code=dcm9echeh65lil&user_id=6836809067568137221&utm_campaign=client_share&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=messenger&_r=1

A few weeks ago he was driving around with one of these underage girls when a cop began following them. Naturally he forced her to record it, and when they came to a red light he began taunting the cop by yelling, “How’s my dick taste?”

 

When he finally got pulled over for speeding the cop attempted to be nice to him but was repeatedly told that he must polish Mr. Burns’ knob.

Shockingly this was not his first run in with the law.

Prior to running away with this girl from Palmer he wrote this pity party sentagraph about how he couldn’t find love at burn camp, so he was gonna focus on making money instead.

And as you can see that worked out perfectly.

Anyway, according to the mother she was returned yesterday and the cops can’t arrest him because the daughter went willingly. I don’t know the whole story, but I do know that MC Extra Crispy is posting on social media today like none of this happened, and that any grown man in his 30’s hanging out with 14 year olds cannot possibly be up to anything good. Either way, if your teenage daughter is attracted to aspiring rapper burn victims in their 30’s and wants to run away with them, then you probably didn’t do a very good job parenting either. Just sayin.

 

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38 Comment(s)
  • Doug Bushman
    Tom's Strap On
    July 21, 2021 at 2:35 pm

    Tom Mountain had nothing to do with this.

  • The Ghost of John Fitch
    July 11, 2021 at 5:44 pm

    If you have ever been to Troy.N.Y. this all makes perfect sense.

  • Great Job
    July 11, 2021 at 10:35 am

    You people really like piling on people like this.
    Cant the turd give us some real hard hitting journalism, instead of going after the low hanging fruit.
    ‘Come on man. Just think about it’.

    • BigfootCollectsEBT
      July 14, 2021 at 8:51 pm

      Id agree if he wasnt a sexual predator. Im sure youd be telling the cops, your friends and family to “lay off him” if he ran off with your 14 year old daughter. MC crispy looks like Jason Voorhies at the end of a Friday the 13th movie. seriously i feel bad for him and i dont think any kid deserves to go through what he went through….. but molesting a troubled girl isnt the answer. If i was abused or had a tough life in my past can i rape and rob at will? No so im sorry he doesnt deserve anyone’s sympathy right now. He also treats people like shit as we saw from the interaction with the cop (and trust me some cops are assholes but that guy seemed like the type of officer we need in every city in america). So fuck MC Crispy

  • Catattack
    July 10, 2021 at 11:18 pm

    Spoiler Alert: He does not become a famous rapper

  • Strom Thurmond's Force Ghost
    July 10, 2021 at 12:54 pm

    I call this motherfucker “Flambé Guevara”.

  • Direct Deposit
    July 9, 2021 at 12:13 pm

    This one’s iffy. Case study why ai should’ve been a life-coach. OK he got badly burned. But instead of trying to emulate pure bone-thug rapper-in-the-hood. When he was 18, should’ve sought a scholarship from a burn victim charity, enrolled in community college for communications or public speaking. Obtained s sponsor from any, some or all of the first hundred that come to mind. Touring the nation’s schools giving speeches to kids about the importance of smoke-detectors, fire extinguishers, clothes dryer lint traps and having a home evacuation plan. Whatever his situation was, or the sponsor wants. Home safety products whatever – The world would be his oyster. He very well have been able to save a life. Public speaking as a burn victim was this guys calling – God gave him the opening but instead the degradation of our society once again gifts us … A won’t be wanna-be rapper with a “stack” of fives, tens, ones and some twenties.

  • I Hate Pedos
    July 9, 2021 at 10:45 am

    This pedo knows if he ever needs to get closer to kids in order to get his next victim, all he has to do is slap some purple body paint on. Then get up and drag his fat ass to head over to McDonald’s to play his part as Grimace and hand out some un-Happy Meals.
    It about the time this “gangsta”, that “drools flames”, meets his gangsta end and never gets another chance to molest a child again.
    Btw, hour glass shape? Yea, only with all the on the bottom.

  • Mike Oxlong
    July 9, 2021 at 10:31 am

    Not gonna crap on this loser for being disfigured; that’s not fair. But as for his other “qualities”?? Keep your shirt on you grotesque, untalented, make-pretend rapper pedophile! Go drink some bleach.

  • Sad society
    July 9, 2021 at 8:13 am

    When did Johnny Knoxville become a cop

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    July 8, 2021 at 11:59 pm

    Between this article, all the facebook drama pieces, and the golf tournament, I am wondering if Turtlebro needs to put down the Adderall. This is all starting to feel like junior year of college and painting and repainting my nails instead of writing a term paper.

    • Alexander poor-shae
      July 10, 2021 at 6:32 am

      I am so envious of burno. I suck cock and stick hamsters up my you know what. But this guy can get real girls. Even if they’re minors. I envy him. I’m such a loser, all the orthodox kids in high school hated my guts and my parents are sick deranged lunatics. So I hate myself. But I will strive to be like burno one day.

  • Even this dude has more game and rap skills than Turdboy
    July 8, 2021 at 10:01 pm

    A fact, a sad fact.
    Simp here (Turdboy) cannot even get a decent escort to answer the phone and take his “trust” money.
    And for a sample of the failure Turdboy is on freestyle, just listen to any stream from a year ago.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    July 8, 2021 at 9:36 pm

    Anyone seen DiZ lately?

  • Talking smack
    July 8, 2021 at 8:59 pm

    The rulers in George Orwell’s 1984 tried to dumb down language so people couldn’t express complex ideas. That’s what the J3ws are doing today by promoting profanity in the media, entertainment, etc.

    Today’s prevalence of profanity reflects the degradation of our culture, It’s part of the N3gr0fication of America and the J3wification of America.”

    • Alexander Rich-Shea
      Complex Ideas Anal Gland
      July 8, 2021 at 11:54 pm

      Good thing you’re here to express me.

  • Seanna Paull
    July 8, 2021 at 7:15 pm

    This story became 100% better when, “We Be Burning” started automatically playing while I was reading

  • MGTOW TURTLE
    July 8, 2021 at 6:00 pm

    Everyone in this story needs to die a few weeks ago if I need to explain to you why then you are too far gone
    But imagine if pedo here was a serial killer instead
    that would be some fucked up funny shit

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 8, 2021 at 4:17 pm

    Better check – if your ‘grew up too fast’ daughter smells like a fireplace when she got home you might wanna get a pregnancy test kit.

    As for shriveled up pear boy here, he’s not fully cooked. Another 2 hours at 450 in the broiler should do it. Remember to baste often!

  • Boston Irish
    White Tiger
    July 8, 2021 at 3:55 pm

    14 will get you 20

  • Buck Breaker
    July 8, 2021 at 3:47 pm

    I would gather all the other burn victims at the deformity camp and break that buck right there for all to see.

  • Trojan Man
    July 8, 2021 at 3:17 pm

    If you spend any time in the NY Capitol district, you’ll learn that the ratchet residents of Troy are called “Troylets”….

    • The Unspector
      July 8, 2021 at 6:02 pm

      Troy: the armpit of New York!

      Burnie Sanders…classic!

  • Michael Giannetti
    Mike Giannetti
    July 8, 2021 at 3:12 pm

    So you’re saying that the girl is available now?

  • Fire Marshall Bill
    July 8, 2021 at 3:11 pm

    LET ME TELL YA SOMETIN!! pedophiles need to be cooked between 400°-500° F. Someone relay this info to leatherface

  • The Spic Tormentor
    July 8, 2021 at 2:56 pm

    I would slip the girls mom the beef her tits are so big I just want to lick em

    • Faggot detector
      July 8, 2021 at 3:44 pm

      Yawn

  • He’s No Son of Mine…
    July 8, 2021 at 2:50 pm

    …Sincerely,
    Fire Marshsl Bill

    (P.S. The self-respect his young, female companions show is admirable.
    “Well done” (no pun), parents. “Well done”.)

  • Van Full Of Candy and Puppys
    July 8, 2021 at 2:43 pm

    Step 1 find drug addict parent with little girl.
    Step 2 Feed Drug addict and little girl drugs.
    Step 3 Ask little girl if she wants to go get high and get some candy.

    There’s a Reason the Police weren’t called. This happens everyday across this country and it is 100% the fault of parents..

  • Krispen Wah
    July 8, 2021 at 2:31 pm

    I just wrote this long mean diatribe about his peanut butter exterior and what not, but I had to delete because now I just feel bad for this Skippy creamy Uruk-Hai.

    Side note- Michael J Fox operating a telegraph machine has a steadier rhythm than his vocal stylings.

  • hartf811
    Flash in the pan
    July 8, 2021 at 2:28 pm

    Kill it with fire.
    Oh never mind.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    The Spic Tormentor
    July 8, 2021 at 2:21 pm

    It’s too bad that I didn’t grow up with this charred pedo because I would have bullied him to suicide years ago

  • Orion
    July 8, 2021 at 2:10 pm

    Hahaha, I bet that chud uses phrases like “my new mixtape is heat” or “I spit hot fire” un-ironically. He seems to vacillate wildly in his bodyweight as well.

  • Rap = Mush Brain
    July 8, 2021 at 2:00 pm

    Mr Peanut! Aka MC MuffinTop. Why is it people who listen to rap become completely fucking Delusional

  • Peter Dautel
    Said Darwin
    July 8, 2021 at 1:46 pm

    “…… the Fuck is THAT?!?”

  • observer
    July 8, 2021 at 1:45 pm

    Her ‘Mother’s’ chest looks very big and interesting.
    Her face is aging very quick and badly.

  • Captain Trips
    July 8, 2021 at 1:23 pm

    I, for one, cant wait to see what ST has to say about this!!

    • Well you won't have to wait...
      July 8, 2021 at 1:51 pm

      ….to hear what I have to say – get a life!

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