Hey guys, I just wanna take a moment to rant about “missing” teenagers for a moment. Ya see it all the time on Facebook – your local police department is reporting that a 16 year old girl from your town is missing and all the townsfolk freak out and share it. Hours later the cops announce that they’ve been found. I feel like it’s our job to let you know that whenever you see a 16 year old girl missing like that it almost always means the same thing – she’s getting plowed by her 19 year old boyfriend. Take for instance this post from Ledyard, CT (home of Foxwoods) today:
We’ve all seen enough just by looking at that picture, haven’t we? That is a thirsty, rebellious 16 year old girl whose life goal is to become a Kardashian. I’ve never met her before but I can already tell that her hobbies include spending hours getting ready for a bathroom selfie she can post to IG, and dating men who drive Honda Civics and can show her the glamorous world of taking bong rips in a Norwich apartment.
If she were really in danger they wouldn’t be posting this three days after she was last seen. If she were actually kidnapped, or “missing, missing” then it would’ve been all over the news less than a few hours after she disappeared. But instead they posted it on a Sunday, three days after she went missing, because they know she’s just getting some D.
Uncle Turtleboy first alerted me to this story when he commented on it and said exactly what I was saying, and everyone was thinking – she was at her boyfriend’s apartment. People hate the fact that we’re so blunt and honest, so they started in with the “that’s just an assumption” bullshit. Then look who showed up…..
Oh snap, it’s gone girl herself! As usual, we deliver the truth, regardless of whether or not it hurts your precious feelings.
Or was it really her?
Yea, it’s probably her Dad using his “missing” daughter’s account instead of his own, just to throw us off. Good work Nancy Chew and Screw.
Come on Amber, this really isn’t that hard to come to terms with. Sixteen year old girl with no structure at home went to live the good life for the weekend with some guy who can give her free weed. This used to happen all the time before Facebook was a thing and after a quick trip to Planned Parenthood no one was the wiser.
How do we know Dad has a real Facebook page? He showed up in the comments after Bret Killoran said something Brettish about his missing semen demon.
If you don’t like what Bret’s saying to your daughter just imagine what the GED caboose whose tappin that is doing to her right now.
As it turns out this isn’t the first time one of his daughters has gone “missing.”
Literally just months ago his older daughter ran away with Warrants McGee because living with an allegedly abusive man on the run from the police was seen as preferable to living with Dad. Here’s a thought – maybe if your daughters keep running away from you, then perhaps you’re the problem. Just a thought.
She was also 21 at the time, and her talents include getting tittoos memorializing whatever guy is currently laying the pipe in her tampon tunnel, and posing for pictures flexing the money maker.
And just like in today’s post on the LPD page, the older daughter showed up and Dad accused her of being the guy she ran away with.
Eastern Connecticut is the most underrated source of Jerry Springer material ever. In fairness, the guy she was with is equally as scummy.
But girls who grow up to date men like this don’t get that way if their Daddy’s a good guy. He never actually cared about her though, he just wanted to put on a show for his Bud Heavy friends so they knew what a badass he was.
Get the glock Bruce! Oh wait, he don’t need no stinkin glock! After all, Dad’s been watching Dog the Bounty Hunter, so he’s a licensed PI at this point.
As it turns out he knows a lot about being abusive towards women. Like that time he was arrested twice in 24 hours for violating a protective order.
A 41-year-old Ledyard man, arrested and charged by Groton Police Thursday, was arrested and charged a day earlier by Ledyard Police. John M. Daley of 80 Meetinghouse Lane was charged by state police with a number of violations including a felony charge of violating a protective order issued last summer. He was released on $75,000 surety bond. The next day, Nov. 17, he allegedly violated the protective order again and was charged by Groton Police. This time, however, he’s being held on $250,000 bail. Daley was scheuled to appear in court today on the Groton Police charges. He will face the CSP charges in court Dec. 1.
But he’s the good guy here. He’s the loving father who just wants his crotch fruit back and has a tendency to stalk women, get arrested, bail himself out, and then immediately do the same thing that just got him arrested.
He also breed bully dogs.
Scumwads like him buy breeds of dogs like this because they think they can raise the dogs to be assholes like them. This is unfortunately why breeds like this get a bad name – because people who end up on Turtleboy are drawn to them like flies on shit.
The bottom line here is that the police need to stop wasting everyone’s time with these “missing” 16 year old girls. Either that or clarify that she wasn’t kidnapped, because when she shows up on the Facebook post about her being missing it’s just hard to take it seriously.
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