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“Missing” 16 Year Old Probably At Her Boyfriend’s House Shows Up On Police Facebook Post About Her And So Does Her Abusive Dad Who Has Done This Before

 

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Hey guys, I just wanna take a moment to rant about “missing” teenagers for a moment. Ya see it all the time on Facebook – your local police department is reporting that a 16 year old girl from your town is missing and all the townsfolk freak out and share it. Hours later the cops announce that they’ve been found. I feel like it’s our job to let you know that whenever you see a 16 year old girl missing like that it almost always means the same thing – she’s getting plowed by her 19 year old boyfriend. Take for instance this post from Ledyard, CT (home of Foxwoods) today:

We’ve all seen enough just by looking at that picture, haven’t we? That is a thirsty, rebellious 16 year old girl whose life goal is to become a Kardashian. I’ve never met her before but I can already tell that her hobbies include spending hours getting ready for a bathroom selfie she can post to IG, and dating men who drive Honda Civics and can show her the glamorous world of taking bong rips in a Norwich apartment.

If she were really in danger they wouldn’t be posting this three days after she was last seen. If she were actually kidnapped, or “missing, missing” then it would’ve been all over the news less than a few hours after she disappeared. But instead they posted it on a Sunday, three days after she went missing, because they know she’s just getting some D.

Nuff said.

Uncle Turtleboy first alerted me to this story when he commented on it and said exactly what I was saying, and everyone was thinking – she was at her boyfriend’s apartment. People hate the fact that we’re so blunt and honest, so they started in with the “that’s just an assumption” bullshit. Then look who showed up…..

Oh snap, it’s gone girl herself! As usual, we deliver the truth, regardless of whether or not it hurts your precious feelings.

Or was it really her?

Yea, it’s probably her Dad using his “missing” daughter’s account instead of his own, just to throw us off. Good work Nancy Chew and Screw.

Come on Amber, this really isn’t that hard to come to terms with. Sixteen year old girl with no structure at home went to live the good life for the weekend with some guy who can give her free weed. This used to happen all the time before Facebook was a thing and after a quick trip to Planned Parenthood no one was the wiser.

How do we know Dad has a real Facebook page? He showed up in the comments after Bret Killoran said something Brettish about his missing semen demon.

If you don’t like what Bret’s saying to your daughter just imagine what the GED caboose whose tappin that is doing to her right now.

As it turns out this isn’t the first time one of his daughters has gone “missing.”

Literally just months ago his older daughter ran away with Warrants McGee because living with an allegedly abusive man on the run from the police was seen as preferable to living with Dad. Here’s a thought – maybe if your daughters keep running away from you, then perhaps you’re the problem. Just a thought.

She was also 21 at the time, and her talents include getting tittoos memorializing whatever guy is currently laying the pipe in her tampon tunnel, and posing for pictures flexing the money maker.

And just like in today’s post on the LPD page, the older daughter showed up and Dad accused her of being the guy she ran away with.

 

Eastern Connecticut is the most underrated source of Jerry Springer material ever. In fairness, the guy she was with is equally as scummy.

But girls who grow up to date men like this don’t get that way if their Daddy’s a good guy. He never actually cared about her though, he just wanted to put on a show for his Bud Heavy friends so they knew what a badass he was.

Get the glock Bruce! Oh wait, he don’t need no stinkin glock! After all, Dad’s been watching Dog the Bounty Hunter, so he’s a licensed PI at this point.

As it turns out he knows a lot about being abusive towards women. Like that time he was arrested twice in 24 hours for violating a protective order.

A 41-year-old Ledyard man, arrested and charged by Groton Police Thursday, was arrested and charged a day earlier by Ledyard Police. John M. Daley of 80 Meetinghouse Lane was charged by state police with a number of violations including a felony charge of violating a protective order issued last summer. He was released on $75,000 surety bond. The next day, Nov. 17, he allegedly violated the protective order again and was charged by Groton Police. This time, however, he’s being held on $250,000 bail. Daley was scheuled to appear in court today on the Groton Police charges. He will face the CSP charges in court Dec. 1.

But he’s the good guy here. He’s the loving father who just wants his crotch fruit back and has a tendency to stalk women, get arrested, bail himself out, and then immediately do the same thing that just got him arrested.

He also breed bully dogs.

Scumwads like him buy breeds of dogs like this because they think they can raise the dogs to be assholes like them. This is unfortunately why breeds like this get a bad name – because people who end up on Turtleboy are drawn to them like flies on shit.

The bottom line here is that the police need to stop wasting everyone’s time with these “missing” 16 year old girls. Either that or clarify that she wasn’t kidnapped, because when she shows up on the Facebook post about her being missing it’s just hard to take it seriously.

 

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34 Comment(s)
  • Just Sayin'
    August 8, 2019 at 1:11 am

    Juicy Bruce and Little John probably know plenty about the asspipe and its elasticity from their own independent clinical studies that involve a post coitus damage ASSessment while squatting over a mirror.
    Fuckin morons talk about a game plan on social media like they’re whispering in each other’s ear.
    Have to agree with other predictions on here.
    Both daughters will be harvesting baby batter from browntown when they start to swell.

  • Deja vu Again & Again & Again & Again
    August 5, 2019 at 7:15 pm

    SSTG shitting on other women in her blog … what a surprise!

    In other breaking news … water is wet!

    • Finn
      August 5, 2019 at 11:13 pm

      “SSTG shitting on other women in her blog … what a surprise!”

      Let me guess – you’re a “woke” woman who believes every woman is a victim and beyond reproach. Women should stick to bashing men (especially the big scary white men) and screech when someone doesn’t agree with them. I’m guessing you have have several tittoos and get angry when a man looks at them. This girl is using her chest as a canvas at 16 — but South Shore Turtlegirl is the asshole for pointing out the obvious?

      Get Fucked,
      Finn

  • Get Off My Lawn
    August 5, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    What’s wrong with Bud heavies? Been around forever and will still be around after all these new hipster fag “craft” beers and IPAs are long gone. Millenial metros and pajama soy boys drinking flavored piss water and Starbucks lattes is not something to brag about.

  • I learned it from watching you dad!
    August 5, 2019 at 6:41 pm

    Your 2 daughters are hoes that like brown ding dong alot. It is what it is. Maybe you shouldn’t have bred ghetto dogs in front of them so much and they wouldn’t have gotten the idea.

  • Jack Wadd
    August 5, 2019 at 5:44 pm

    The real story here is…them eyebrows tho! Based on the eyebrows alone I know there’s a problem below. Let this one go and let Darwin do its thing.

  • Yo mom
    August 5, 2019 at 5:09 pm

    You guys are so fucked. How about the girl who wound up dead from Lawrence a couple months ago?? Wtf are you talking about here

  • Finn
    August 5, 2019 at 3:54 pm

    John,
    Couple of predictions for you :
    1. You’re going to be a grandfather in the *very* near future. Give it up for teen pregnancy!
    2. Your daughter will have multiple dads for whatever shoots out of that front sandwich. Tip – learn their names.
    3. If she’s not pregnant — she’ll definitely get the itch (not the good ‘itch’). You’ll need a good primary care provider.

    The police are not there to find your “cum & run” daughter when she feels the urge to smell like teen spirit. My guess is that she’s not going to Brown on scholarship — I think Encore are still looking.

    Get Fucked,
    Finn

    • Kurt
      August 5, 2019 at 5:10 pm

      Teen Spirit was the name of a deoderant.

  • SassySwede
    August 5, 2019 at 3:33 pm

    Why am I not surprised this dad’s wearing a wife-beater…

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    August 5, 2019 at 2:32 pm

    Only thing missing is a Bulls hat on the dad. Or some wigger rap video.

  • Confucius
    August 5, 2019 at 9:48 am

    Hold a bouquet of roses and its beauty will linger long after the flowers are gone. And so it is for those you call friends. Never lie down with a man who is not better than thyself.

  • AOC Yeah You Know Me
    August 5, 2019 at 9:06 am

    On cue: AOC blaming white nationalism and president Trump for the shootings.
    Facts: Ohio shooter was a devil worshipper and ardent elizabeth warren supporter. Nice try brainless AOC.
    Racism hysteria unwarrented especially when you see rampart black and brown on white violence everyday everywhere.

    • Cori D
      August 7, 2019 at 10:08 am

      Your a dumb ass for making a hateful comment like that..People like you are the damn problem..Black people don’t hate like that, we would just punch you in that face and call it a day..But you out of control racist gotta go and shoot women, kids, and babies..Black people and shocked just like normal Americans are..You hateful whitefolks create kids and then teach them evil hatred..It’s not a racial thing at all.but for you dumb asses that take it there the facts are BIG AND BOLD,right in your face..YOU go from racist cowards to Domestic Terrorists..watch your ass brothers and countrymen..We have parents here teaching there kids to hate and be Terrorists in this colony..The parenting..blame it on the parents..

    • Cori D
      August 7, 2019 at 10:21 am

      Every day Every where..your fucking stupid..go back to the planet of the RACIST..WHERE IM at says different..Meth is your enemy. Not the black and brown..we dont make color an issue only you have a problem facing reality..
      If you dont like getting punched dont start the fight, cause some of us are ready to bring it, just cause you asked for it…

  • Vigil Ante
    August 5, 2019 at 8:50 am

    I guarantee everyone in that blog has a Facebook post that starts with:

    “I don’t like to start drama…”

  • don
    August 5, 2019 at 8:48 am

    the worst is when they have a nationwide manhunt for a kidnapper and they never tell you its the biological father that has her. maybe the guy just wants to spend more time with his own child.

  • Dees nutz
    August 5, 2019 at 8:37 am

    Is it me? Or is she high/drunk as fuck in every single picture? Good job Parents…

    • Cori D
      August 7, 2019 at 10:25 am

      She can be in space..its not any of our problems mind your own damn Business…we got bigger fist to fry..

  • She is in a hotel
    August 5, 2019 at 7:56 am

    Her bathroom selfie is in a hotel!! Who is in the hotel room with this 16 year-old???
    The toiletries all lined up on the tray with two towels…
    Her own bathroom probably looks like crap, so she can’t take the selfie there!!

    • ninja turtleboy
      August 5, 2019 at 8:01 am

      it says mohegan sun right on the glass on the sink. i thought the same.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      August 5, 2019 at 2:38 pm

      Incense burning. She must have just dropped a deuce.

  • ninja turtleboy
    August 5, 2019 at 7:35 am

    when i was 16 i was only home like 2 nights a week and this was to eat and change my clothes. the only difference between a parent who calls the cops and a parent who doesn’t is the one who does knows their kid is too fucking stupid and wreckless to keep themselves safe without adult supervision.

  • Runtel
    August 5, 2019 at 7:13 am

    Her abusive BF looks like Pedro Martinez and Wanda Sykes had a child.

  • Wayne
    August 5, 2019 at 6:16 am

    The police have no choice. They have to treat all missing person cases seriously. The one time they don’t and it turns out to be true, they’re screwed.
    Put the blame where it belongs. Charge the ratchets with making a false report and then shame the shit out of them like you’re doing now.

  • A good future
    August 5, 2019 at 6:01 am

    Drunkard father has done these young women a life long disservice no doubt somebody did the same to him. Picture of him with his dogs says it all, still 15 years old psychologically.

  • Crankbait
    August 5, 2019 at 4:33 am

    Even if the old man never got arrested, or actually kept his mouth shut, you would know he’s an assholes j7st by looking at him. The kind of shithead you find sitting at the bar everyday st lunch having hisvtuna sandwich and 3 beers before heading home for a nap. Typical shitstain.

  • Why O Why
    August 5, 2019 at 3:18 am

    I remember when family issues and family drama were basically limited to the family and maybe a few close friends. At least then, you could keep the skeletons somewhat contained. NOW, many people opt to lay it out there in all of its dysfunctional glory, for everyone to see. I wonder what possesses people to air out their dirty laundry like that. A lot of that shit is super embarrassing. No fucking thanks. I like my skeletons where they belong.

    • Dick Scratcher
      August 5, 2019 at 7:09 am

      Thank Jerry Springer and social media.

      Domestic conflict is now associated with the Warholian 15 minutes of fame – it’s a badge of honour for lowlifes and cunts.

    • Tired of Don't Snitch Millennial Pussies
      August 5, 2019 at 7:01 pm

      Same thing with the liberal trolls posing as white supremacists here – too stupid or pathetic to have anything better going on in their lives so they come here for negative attention with their dimwitted comments.

      There are now 2 generations of dumb downed NPCs that aren’t bright enough to realize roughly half the country is laughing/shaking their heads at them – while the Left cashes in on them as useful idiots.

      We’re pretty much fucked at this point.

    • tommy topsfield
      August 5, 2019 at 7:28 pm

      imagine being a fully grown adult male and not only posing for and taking this picture, but looking at it and thinking “this is a good look, this is how I want to represent myself”

  • Kosh Naranek
    August 5, 2019 at 12:12 am

    What is the optimum height for a Neutron Bomb air burst to sterilize the area?

    Asking for a friend…

    • Judge dread
      August 5, 2019 at 9:26 am

      1kt neutron bomb air burst at 500m will fuck shit up and not really kill a lot of people, but def give them stage 4 cancer.

    • I Have Always Been Here
      August 8, 2019 at 10:59 pm

      As a Vorlon, you should already know! 😉

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