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Missing Woman Whose Body Was Found Today Posted About A Lunatic Stalking Her 2 Weeks Ago, Now He’s Threatening Her Mom On Facebook And Making Insane Videos

Missing Woman Whose Body Was Found Today Posted About A Lunatic Stalking Her 2 Weeks Ago, Now He’s Threatening Her Mom On Facebook And Making Insane Videos

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Fox 31 News: A 19-year-old Broomfield woman who had not been seen since Thursday is dead, her father wrote on social media on Saturday. On Friday, the Broomfield Police Department said it was looking for Natalie Bollinger after she left her home after speaking to a family member.  On Saturday, Bollinger’s father Ted Bollinger wrote in a Facebook comment that he had just left the sheriff’s office and wrote that his daughter “was murdered.”

Police have not confirmed Natalie Bollinger is dead. It referred all questions into the investigation to the Adams County Sheriff’s Office, which declined to comment. Police in Broomfield said they are providing assistance to Adams County detectives in the Riverdale Road investigation. Police added they cannot comment to any connection between the case involving Bollinger and the investigation in Adams County until a positive identification has been made by the Adams County Coroner’s Office. The sheriff’s office is investigating a body found in a wooded area East 116th Avenue and Riverdale Road as a homicide. It did not say if there was a connection to Bollinger’s death.

So this is an insane story that a turtle rider sent us from Virginia. Natalie Bollinger was reported missing just yesterday, over two weeks after she posted this on her Facebook page:

Yea, she had a cross country homeless stalker named Shawn Shwartz, who had an alter ego on Facebook named Michelle Brannoch. He sent hundreds of texts, parked in front of her house, threatened her family, and threatened to kill himself. Her comments are pretty chilling:

She was successful in getting a restraining order against him:

“Michelle’s” page has since been taken down. But you can see from the responses on her page that people were interacting with him, and based on what they were saying he was harassing her even more, despite the restraining order:

Although the cops haven’t said that the body they found today was her’s, Natalie’s father Ted insists that it is on social media:

And Shawn Shwartz’s Facebook page has become one of the most wild rides you’ll see on the Internet. Keep in mind, this is a psychopath who followed her across the country, stalks her at work, frequently talks about violence, and had a restraining order taken out against him by her. Check out what he posted on June 28:

“Kill me.” That’s a picture of the victim. Now she’s dead and someone killed her, and it looks like it was him. Does this look like the kind of guy who’s capable of murdering a chick who won’t give him the time of day?

He’s also posted a billion videos a day. Here’s one of him complaining about how Natalie gets everything because she’s pretty, but she’s “fake as fuck,” “violently pretty,” a “shitty excuse for a human being who assumes that someone’s intent is different from it is simply because of the way he looks,” a “stupid cunt,” she’s someone who “reciprocates a rape culture society,” which makes her, “as guilty as the rapists you pretty bitch.” Then he went on a tangent,  ranting about how Trump grabbed people by the pussy:

Notice the hanging Santa effigy he posted in the comments. He seems to have a thing for suicidal Santas:

And he’s also been posting about how he wants to qualify for assisted suicide:

That right there is a psychopath. A man who is clearly capable of murder. He made this lovely video on Christmas Day too!! And now she’s dead after he spent months stalking and threatening her.

He’s posted videos about how everyone is mean to him:

And about the “4 he ditched this morning”:

Now he’s pretending to be helping look for her:


He also claims that he’s been calling the Broomfield PD, who are looking for him for questioning, but they won’t call him back:

But as someone pointed out, that’s not even remotely believable:

In general he just comes across as angry, but well spoken, while constantly finding a way to victimize himself:

He also constantly posts about what a great guy he is because he allegedly gives blankets to other homeless people:


Well, Natalie’s mother isn’t happy about it, and she’s been commenting under some of his videos:

Look, I believe in innocence until proven guilty. I wonder why this guy hasn’t been arrested yet. But how the hell was it not him? He’s a psycho who posted a video about what a terrible person she is. He called her “violently pretty.” She posted about him being a threat to her two weeks ago. Obviously he did it. Naturally then he started shitting on her friends and family:

Yup, he called the mother of the girl he killed an “asshole.” He also said that he was the victim of Natalie’s threats and assaults:

He’s got supporters too:

Oh yea, he hands out blankets to homeless people. Therefore he’s incapable of murder. Good point Joanna.

He’s also got right wing nutjobs doing this for him too:

HAHAAHA!! He notified Trump!! Watch out now!! Obviously illegal immigrants are the only people capable of murdering. Insane lunatic white Americans would never hurt a fly. Ever.

Anyway, this is just wild. He’s still posting on Facebook as of an hour ago. Gonna be really interesting to see how this one plays out. Get your popcorn ready. Let’s just hope the victim’s family gets justice, because although this guy is clearly not there mentally, he’s obviously a danger to society in the meantime.

21 Comment(s)
  • Julie
    February 21, 2018 at 1:31 pm

    Crazy update……………….. looks like it wasn’t the psycho stalker.
    A man named Joseph Lopez has been arrested for her murder. He said he answered a Craigs List ad that SHE posted herself, wanting to hire someone to murder her. Apparently the evidence actually backs it up. I guess the cops have read the hundreds of text messages Natalie and Joseph sent back and forth in the 24 hours leading up to her murder. He picked her up, they drove around and she picked the spot she wanted to be killed in, got out of the car, knelt on the ground and told him to shoot her.

    • Julie
      February 21, 2018 at 1:33 pm

      She even provided the gun that he used. What a crazy story.
      “A man arrested in the shooting death of a 19-year-old Colorado woman told investigators she hired him to kill her, court records said. Joseph McDaniel Lopez, 22, said he responded to a Craigslist ad titled “I want to put a hit on myself,” KMGH-TV reported.’

  • Adam
    January 10, 2018 at 7:41 am

    Poor girl.Rest in Peace.Wish dead penalty for her killer!

  • Chris
    January 4, 2018 at 3:54 pm

    As of 1/4/18 he has not been arrested. Shawn Schwartz was already found guilty in court of public opinoin. Police now hinting that they have a new suspect they are looking for who has not been questioned. A week later, the killer has not been found and justice not served, because facebook community had already decided who they wanted prosecuted.

    • Adam
      January 10, 2018 at 5:50 pm

      But he is not innocent.He has already some criminal records!

  • Evan Daca
    January 1, 2018 at 10:14 am

    You REALLY need to check your facts yo…

  • Finn
    December 31, 2017 at 1:48 pm

    Don’t be such a dick,

    One more thing — there is a 2nd GFM for Jessica. How classic. This one is for $5k.

    Total amount $15k.

    Is the body even cold yet?

    You vultures are disgusting. Poor girl didn’t have much of a support system.


  • Finn
    December 31, 2017 at 1:27 pm

    Don’t be such a dick,

    “How about you don’t donate.”

    Wasn’t planning on it.

    Also – I noticed that the GFM jumped from $5k to $10k – how convenient. That’s what makes me sick about GFM. Why the jump?

    Suck It,

  • testing
    December 31, 2017 at 12:26 pm

    testing comment section not working

    • testing
      December 31, 2017 at 12:27 pm

      okay it’s working again

  • Whateva
    December 31, 2017 at 10:42 am

    Thank you for posting this. I have a family member going through an identical situation. He is harassing her, me and randomly showing up at family member’s homes. I will be sharing this article with her

  • Buffalo Bruises
    December 31, 2017 at 9:15 am

    Is that James Kriger?

    • bruised
      December 31, 2017 at 10:01 am

      I immediately thought the same thing, didn’t wanna give him that much credit though lol

  • Finn
    December 31, 2017 at 7:30 am

    Off-putting that there is a GoFundMe up already.

    • Don't be such a dick
      December 31, 2017 at 9:26 am

      She’s fucking dead. If the go fund me was for HIM, ya maybe off putting. But the girl is dead. There still needs to be services. And whatever else goes along with that.
      How about you don’t donate. And go fuck yourself. Lol

      • bruised
        December 31, 2017 at 10:05 am

        it’s that we’ve seen sooo many GFM scams that now we are offput by every single one every time lol

        last night i saw an adorable young woman in our neighborhood lose her beloved chihuahua after years of adoring her, say she’s dead and please GFM to the shelter she got her from and immediately i was like OMG it’s a scam innit!! for no reason at all, all the scammers have ruined the world and made us cynics

      • Finn
        December 31, 2017 at 12:29 pm

        Don’t be such a dick,

        Maybe everyone should wait until there has been official word. My God – sick bunch of fucks.

        It’s pretty gross that that’s the knee jerk reaction these days. GFM before Grief.

        Get Fucked,

  • DJ Trump
    December 31, 2017 at 5:31 am

    She probably put the pussy to him at one time or another… just sayin.

    • Jellyfish
      December 31, 2017 at 7:34 pm

      You”re an asshole. The girl is dead. FUCK YOU…moron. What a piece of shit you are. FUCK….

  • Ljs
    December 31, 2017 at 12:13 am

    Def need a follow up. I gotta know where this is going!

  • Joanna his defender looks like the girl in Chasing Amy
    December 31, 2017 at 12:08 am

    i wonder if a lot of grumpy old crusty old pirate men are evil like him but their sanity forces them to hide it… spooky

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