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Mississippi Frat Boy Deserved To Be Gored By A Bull More Than Anyone Has Ever Deserved To Be Gored By A Bull

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CBSBenjamin Miller, a 20-year-old American from Georgia, has life-threatening injuries after being gored at a bullfighting festival in Spain. The injuries were so extensive, they surprised even a seasoned doctor who specializes in treating goring victims, reports CBS News correspondent Elaine Quijano.

It happened in a small town in the Salamanca province, and the attack was caught on video. The massive charging bull first ran over Miller, then pinned him against a railing. He was savagely gored and tossed in the air as spectators looked on.

One of the experienced surgeons who operated on Miller for three hours said it was the worst goring injury he had ever seen.

“I don’t rule out another operation to control the hemorrhage,” he said. “We expected it, but maybe the bleeding is bigger than I had imagined,” Dr. Enrique Crespo said.

I don’t feel bad for this idiot at all. Not one bit. No one should. Look, the entire point of running with the bulls is that it’s supposed to be thrilling. And why is it thrilling? Because there’s a chance you could get gored by a bull. Without the possibility being out there it wouldn’t be very thrilling at all. It would just be jogging with Spaniards. Let’s watch that in slow motion one more time. It started when his fat ass got run over.

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That’s another reason I don’t feel bad for him. These are live animals. They don’t have Netflix so they’re in a lot better shape than 99% of Americans, and 100% of Americans from Mississippi. Don’t run with them if you’re a frat boy from Ole Miss whose primary exercise consists of 12 ounce curls. Oh yea, and try wearing a belt next time:

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If he wasn’t such a complete fat ass he could’ve gotten away here. But unfortunately for him the bull wasn’t anywhere close to being finished with him:

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I think we can all agree that Fatty McGee here shit himself right? LOL. This face right here is the face of a man who just realized how dumb he was for not going to Cancun like normal 20 year olds with substance abuse problems:

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Better luck next time Stan.

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