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Missouri Cop Body Slamming A Dancing Hippie On Highway Just Made It Move

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Yesterday we shared with you the story of the brave patriotic American who broke through a formidable hippie blockade with his hippie plowing freedommobile. But lost in the mix was a heroic policeman who Jone Cena’ed a hippie who thought he was funny by running away from the police and refusing to disperse. Here’s the whole videoAnd here’s the four second highlight clip:

I’m so aroused after watching that. Let’s break it down again. First you have this hooligan dancing around and having the time of his life while the police are trying to save lives:

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Life is good. He’s probably thinking “I could do this all night.” But he doesn’t see what lurks behind him.

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Until it’s too late.

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And just to make sure this dangerous criminal doesn’t get away, he gets the finishing touch.

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Great day of work by the Missouri State Police. The best part is that he’s white. See that hippies? If you violate the laws it doesn’t matter who you are or what color your skin is. The police have the right to fuck you up. Don’t wanna get bodyslammed on the highway? Don’t run on the highway and block traffic. Problem solved.

As usual the hippies are up in arms about police brutality:

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LOL. I love this analogy. A bunch of hippies blocking a highway is the same thing as Martin Luther King protesting in a town where only 2% of black people were allowed to vote. Never mind the fact that these people EASILY could’ve got someone killed. Never mind the fact that many of the people they were blocking were black, while most of the people doing the blocking were white. Never mind the fact that they have NO IDEA where those people were going or why they needed to go there. It could’ve been people driving around with nothing to do, or it could’ve been a Mom trying to pick her kid up at daycare, or a truck full of goods that needed to be delivered, or minimum wage workers who will have their hours reduced as a result of this.

It doesn’t matter where people were going or how important it was that they needed to get there. The bottom line is that their freedom was taken from them without consent. They never signed up for this. They were specifically singled out because they chose to use the interstate. And no one has the right to take away your freedom without your consent.

Most importantly though, Martin Luther King Jr. had a court order to march over that bridge in Selma. If you dumbfuck hippies wanna learn something for once, then click on this and read about what MLK did to get that permit to blockade and march on a public highway. So yea, before you go equating one of the greatest Americans to ever live with some fuckfaced white boy dancing in traffic, you should try finding out what the fuck you’re talking about.

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16 Comment(s)
  • Publius
    August 13, 2015 at 10:53 pm

    PO should only trust other PO, No one else has your back, definitely not Mayor Petty and his hapless band

  • Joemomma
    August 12, 2015 at 12:48 pm

    They should all jump in the ocean off Chatham and protest those racist sharks. Why are only white ones considered great?

  • David
    August 12, 2015 at 11:09 am

    Umm why even call them hippies? Call then what they are USELESS HUMAN BEINGS!!!!

  • Chris From Georgia
    August 12, 2015 at 8:46 am

    it does my heart good to see that hippie body slammed!!!!

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    Frank Lee
    August 12, 2015 at 7:58 am

    Have a fucking seat!

  • The Guy
    August 11, 2015 at 9:50 pm

    Fucking hippies don’t respect anything. It’s time we stopped tolerating this shit.

  • oneopinion
    Hanginpossum
    August 11, 2015 at 9:49 pm

    No kind of prancing in Missouri ends well.

  • Publius
    August 11, 2015 at 8:41 pm

    Awesome

  • Non Sequitor
    August 11, 2015 at 8:15 pm

    Bwaaaaaaaahahahahahahha.

    Mass State Police should have done that to Grimace on Rt 93.

  • David
    August 11, 2015 at 7:54 pm

    That’s not an AA, it’s a Full Nelson Slam, God what sloppy journalism

  • Jack Mehoffer
    August 11, 2015 at 5:00 pm

    After watching that….it moved.

  • Frogshit
    August 11, 2015 at 4:44 pm

    luv it

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    August 11, 2015 at 4:37 pm

    John Cena? No, that was some Undertaker style choke slam action. And it was glorious.

  • #justice
    August 11, 2015 at 4:30 pm

    Not to mention how many people might have been trying to bring someone to or meet a loved one at the emergency room. So sick of this shit. Hippies running rampant without any thought about the results of their actions. I hope he got his ribs broken and there was another hippie down the road blocking the ambulance for him to get help – fucking idiot.

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      August 11, 2015 at 10:03 pm

      That, my good man, would be poetic justice.

    • Adam
      August 12, 2015 at 8:11 am

      I can’t like this comment enough.

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