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A lot of people’s minds are on the terrible terrorist attacks that went down in Paris tonight, which is apparently rubbing the protesters in Missouri the wrong way. Because we’re not paying attention to them. And it’s simply unacceptable not to pay attention to them at all times, because they’re the real victims here. Let’s check out the magical world of Twitter…
Yup. Equal. 150 dead = hurt feelings from microaggressions.
I know, how could we forget about the VERY serious things going on in Missouri? Our deepest apologies.
Yea, no one cared about Missouri. What was even going on there anyway? Haven’t seen it in the news or anything.
Good point. A white kid who lived hours away from campus in his mother’s basement wrote a threat on Yik Yak. It’s basically the same thing as armed gunmen systematically murdering civilians and suicide bombers blowing up restaurants.
Well ya see, the news wanted to cover you friend Jonathan Butler’s imaginary hunger strike, but they couldn’t get to him. Ya know, because you guys were guarding his safe zone like your life depended on it.
I heard another kid in Missouri had his feelings hurt today. And here we are worrying about innocent people being massacred. Silly us.
Yea, all those people who died in Missouri. Like, ummmmmm, what’s his face….well, Jonathan Butler almost died because he purposely chose not to eat food. That counts.
Never thought of it that way. I don’t know how that campus will ever rebound from that poop swastika.
Yea, the hurt feelings of Americans are much more important than some silly foreigners dying. American feelings > European lives.
We don’t know the races of any of the deceased in Paris tonight. However, if just one of them is black then that gives them one more dead black person than at the University of Missouri this year. Other than that her logic is foolproof.
“Fuck Paris.” SMH. “Fuck Paris.” This is the face of the student movement in Missouri.
Yea, she’s not taking anything away from all the victims in Paris, but she’s gonna compare you to a bunch of overprivileged lucky sperm at Missouri who had their feelings hurt this week. But don’t worry, she’s not taking away from the victims in Paris at all.
Yea media, how dare you get distracted by all the blood, gore, and terrorism in one of the world’s most iconic and historic cities. Don’t you know there are kids who are being victimized by microaggressions in the great plains AS WE SPEAK!!!????
Senseless tragedy taking place overseas? Better get on my iPhone and remind the world that it’s their fault for not respecting my safe space.
And many more….
So as you can see, there WAS a terrorist attack this week. A terrorist attack on FEELINGS!!!!! The worst kind of terror imaginable. If the Missouri protesters were in Paris tonight they would’ve told those terrorists to respect their safe spaces.
I don’t even know what to say. Such a tragic event. There are a never ending supply of shitty people who have zero problem killing innocent civilians in the name of their God. I’ve never held a gun before and I don’t really have a desire to, but I don’t know how anyone walking the streets of Paris could ever feel safe ever again after this without having something on them to defend themselves. These people give zero fucks and they kill indiscriminately. The worst part is that you can never get rid of them because they’re like weeds.
But I guess in the grand scheme of things it’s not a big deal because kids at Yale are having their feelings hurt by Halloween costumes, and Missouri is still recovering from an invisible poop swastika. We’ve known this whole time that these protesters are narcissistic children throwing a hissy fit over nothing. But now we know they’re also human garbage devoid of any sort of perspective or world view. Can’t wait until they grow up and realize what assholes they all were during their college years.
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