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Every hour it seems more and more bullshit about the Missouri protests get exposed. Well Turtleboy has discovered evidence that the whole thing has turned into a way for students to, 1) skip tests, and 2) sell t-shirts. Let’s start from the top.
Payton Head is the senior class president at Missouri.
He started this entire thing by alleging that he was called the n word by an unknown white man in a pickup truck on campus. No description. No plate. Nothing. Just an anecdote that set off a gigantic protest that forced the school president to step down.
Last night Payton Head – a gay black man who chose to go to a school that he believes is the most racist and intolerant place on earth – started a world of terror for black students by writing on his Facebook page that there were KKK riding around campus in pickup trucks terrorizing black people:
After this his post was picked up by a guy named “Reggie Noble,” who sells a t-shirt line called “pure black.” His post was then retweeted retweeted as FACT by national black lives matter leader (and alleged white guy) Shaun King, who has 250,000 followers on Twitter:
The problem is that Reggie Noble wasn’t there, which he readily admits that he regrets at 11:28 on November 10 on Twitter:
He was at home watching the Tyson-Holyfield 30 for 30 documentary, hours from campus at 10:02:
Yet both of these guys, who PROFIT off of the perception of racism, were reporting a Klan rally at Missouri where racist white guys were hunting down black people, as if it were fact. Here he is once again trying to incite a race war, and reporting unconfirmed social media rumors as fact:
After that he started retweeting a Missouri students tweets about her harrowing tale of being chased and surrounded by a monster truck full of racist whites, it’s a whale of a tale.
As a matter of fact Hailey and this angry bearded
man child surrounded some white people in the cafeteria on campus who had the audacity to (gasp) EAT FOOD, and told them that they were there to make them feel uncomfortable – ya know…because they’re white so they should feel uncomfortable while they shove food down their gullets.
Oh this is Lit, I can feel this. pic.twitter.com/e4sH2fp8ON
— God (@CrownMeKingMusa) November 11, 2015
Yet this girl Hailey, who has 10,000 followers and over 260 pictures, couldn’t manage to take a SINGLE snap shot of the seamingly ENDLESS supply of racists who were surrounding them, looking at her in the eyes, and having a racist cult circle. She actually said all those things and they were taken as fact. No questions asked.
In case you can’t tell by this girl’s tweets, she’s a filthy liar who gets off on attention. You’d have to be a moron to think any of this is true. Obviously. But Reggie Noble and Shaun King reported it as fact because they wanted it to be a fact. They wanted to create an atmosphere of fear. They wanted to make black people think that there are klansmen everywhere looking to kill them. They weren’t really there, so they had to make it up.
Why? Well Shaun King is a professional black lives matter protester. I have no idea how he makes money but when you have that many followers it’s not hard to figure out how to capitalize off of it.
But Reggie Noble sells “pure black” t-shirts. And guess what he’s been pushing HARD ever since he started spreading these false rumors:
Yup. T-shirts. Speaking of – have you bought your Turtleboy Sports hoodie yet? They’re comfortable and when people see you wearing them they know you’re addicted to the truth. BUY, BUY, BUY!!!!
The girl Hailey brings up an interesting point about not taking her tests tomorrow – don’t you think? If you were running for your life from angry Klansmen trying to kill you, would you be thinking about the big test you have to take tomorrow? Nope. No one would think about a test unless they were lying, which Hailey obviously is.
Well a professor named Dale Brigham sent an email out to all his students that seemed pretty harmless and well thought out in order to soothe their fears:
But instead of appreciating the wisdom of her experienced professor with a PhD, she decided that he was being insensitive to her feelings:
My professor clearly doesn't care. He still expects me to go to class for an exam while THREATS ARE BEING MADE! pic.twitter.com/R2JO6D723w
— ✨S L A Y B Y J ✨ (@SlayByJ) November 11, 2015
Because according to her Twitter, she’s basically living in Stalingrad circa December 1942:
She’s running for her life? Ya got that? She’s running through the quad like it’s Omaha freaking Beach.
Yup. Shaun King tweeted it out. Therefore it’s “confirmed.” This is what this generation thinks is news. This is how dumb and hopeless they are.
Yea, if the police say there’s no KKK they’re obviously covering it up. Shaun King and the guy selling t-shirts are a lot more credible.
Oh for fucks sake.
It’s probably just Jen Roy. Ignore her and she’ll go away.
Life is hard when you’re an Illinois resident paying out of state tuition to go to a state college.
GFQ. You should probably just shelter in place and never come out. That’s the only way you’ll ever evade all those imaginary klansmen outside.
Well as it turns out her complaint about having to take a test caught the attention of her professor, because he was getting death threats from students. Ya got that? The professor was getting death threats because he told kids the truth – everything is fine and if you’re too scared to come to class then you’re letting the bad guys win. For that he became a target. Because it’s 2015 in PC America and this is how things work.
Finally he said “fuck it” and he resigned:
Naturally students were happy about it:
Although the first girl looked like she realized what an asshole she was being:
Keep in mind, these fears all came from unconfirmed rumors perpetuated by Reggie Noble, Shaun King, and Payton Head – two of whom do not attend Missouri. One was selling t-shirts, another is the leader of a fraudulent anti-police movement, and the third is a black man who finds Missouri to be so unsafe for black people despite the fact that he was democratically elected class president.
These are just immature teenagers. Attention whores who have no clue what they’re talking about. They want to believe they’re involved in some life or death struggle, but they’re not. They have however convinced themselves they are.
As usual, we don’t blame them – we blame the people who have enabled them to be victims. Responsible adults should’ve recognized this for what it is – a joke. The University of Missouri is a disgrace because they gave into these self indulgent dooshnozzles. They should’ve let the football team not play and taken away all their scholarships. You guys suck and you lost to Vanderbilt. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out. We’ll give scholarships to people who aren’t morons. Missouri fans should have no problem with that, because after all, these are the losers who were quitting on your team’s season over NOTHING. Literally NOTHING.
But instead we let spoiled, rich brats win because they yell loudly and swear at adults. We created this monster by not telling them the magic words they need to hear – SHUT THE FUCK UP. Instead we told them their opinions were valued and what they had to say matters. It doesn’t. It’s worthless and baseless. And as a result we’ve lost a college president and a PhD professor who has a near PERFECT RATING from ratemyprofessors.com.
This is why people are voting for Donald Trump. Murica.
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