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Mob Of 50,000 Vapid SJW Vagburgers In LuLaRoe Leggings Facebook Group Is The Most Insane Vigilante Group On The Internet, And They’re Destroying A Mommy Blogger 

Mob Of 50,000 Rabid SJW Vagburgers In LuLaRoe Leggings Facebook Group Is The Most Insane Vigilante Group On The Internet, And They’re Destroying A Mommy Blogger

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Everyone remembers back in April when we exposed one of the great Facebook cults of all time – Moms of the South Shore. They were like a case study in what happens when a small amount of power goes to the heads of too many psychopath women in the same space at the same time. Just turns into one gigantic purge after a while:

The cult leader was a skagbag from Halifax named Ashley Brady who had the “disease” for Lularoe leggings:

Well apparently there’s something about LuLaRoe and crazy chicks that brings out the worst in anyone, because we’ve found another Facebook group dedicated to people who have been jilted by LuLaRoe that might be just as bad, if not worse. Here’s the short list of rules you have to agree to before joining “LuLaRoe Defective/Ripped/Torn Leggins and Clothes” Facebook group:


The NFL’s catch rules are less complicated than that. These people literally LIVE to create and enforce these rules, because God knows their husbands have all tuned them out by now. Here’s some of my favorites:


The group has 50,000 clucking hens in it. And you’re not allowed to share screenshots from the hundreds of daily posts and comments. Yea, that sounds like a rule that’s built to last.

Of course if you really wanna see what they’re all about and what the group as ultimately transformed into, see rule #14:

I haven’t seen any LuLaRoe leggings that I’d consider racist. But some people can interpret pretty much anything as racist if they try hard enough. And in this LuLaRoe group, EVERYTHING is racist, and you are NOT allowed to think otherwise.

That’s because it’s become a orgy of some of the most obnoxious social justice poons that America has to offer. They’ve all come together under the guise of disliking shitty clothing. But somehow the group has transformed into the Salem witch trials, except this time they’re looking for racists amongst them. And as usual, the ones leading the charge are 99% white women, trying in vain to prove to the 5 black women who are watching that they are one of the “good ones.”

This is Jen Meservey, their Ashley Brady:

Sorry guys, she’s taken:

Jennifer is a “freelancer,” from Pennsylvania who writes a “weekly” blog about actions she’s taking to bring down the Trump administration. It was last updated on July 11, because apparently she found bigger fish to fry than the POTUS.

Her #2 is Heather Blithely from California

And the fact that they run a Facebook groups with 50,000 people is by far the most power either of them has ever had, and they’re not gonna let that go to waste.

A former LuLaRoe consultant named Christina Hinks was also an admin in the group. She became disillusioned working for LuLaRoe because their leggings kept tearing like toilet paper, often leading to hilarious consequences in public. She was featured on Inside Edition:

Christina runs an investigatory Mommy blog out of Illinois called “Mommygyver.” She’s got a little bit of Turtleboy in her, just way less offensive and almost impossible to find fault with (but that certainly has never stopped a social justice warrior on a mission before). LaLaRoe was obviously a company she frequently exposed, which led to them suing her in September, demanding to know who her “sources” were:

Multilevel marketer LuLaRoe (LLR, Inc. and LulaRoe, LLC) filed a discovery petition this week against blogger Christina Hinks, better known as Mommygyver. They hope to force Hinks to:

“disclose the identity and contact information of potential defendants who have damaged LLR and its goodwill by providing Respondent with LLR’s confidential and proprietary business information, information about LLR and its merchandise, and false, derogatory information regarding LLR, much of which respondent has posted on her blog,”

The court filing goes on for 100 pages, but that’s the gist of their demand. It’s not a direct lawsuit, but a demand for Hinks to provide information under force of law. The company wants Hinks to shut up and reveal who told her things about LuLaRoe.

So basically LuLaRoe is like Beach Body and Herbalife – it’s a pyramid scheme that preys on women who get conned into thinking they can sit on their ass all day making money by selling a shitty product no one wants to their friends on Facebook. Christina Hinks documented this in her blog, and instead of issuing refunds to customers, LuLaRoe tried to intimidate her into giving up the names of her sources so they could sue them too. They figured since they’re this gigantic company with endless pockets, and she was just some chick from rural Illinois, that she’d bow down for them.

But they fucked with the wrong chick, because she issued this scathing rebuttal, basically telling them that you can find people all over the Internet badmouthing them.

So obviously you have the ideal person here to administer a gigantic group dedicated to exposing LuLaRoe.

At least in theory.

Somewhere along the line the group transformed and rule #14 became the most important point of order:

Everything I don’t like is racist. FULL STOP!!!

And while Mommygyver was away for a weekend she was bombarded with messages from people in the group, asking her to expose some alleged racists on her blog who worked for a LuLaRoe competitor called Agnes and Dora. This is how one SJW describes it:

Taylor’s right. Haven’t they gone through diversity training??? How can anyone be expected to survive in the wild without diversity training???

So just to review:

  • One rep allegedly used the n word when speaking to another rep who was black at a party.
  • Another rep at A+D committed a microaggression by suggesting that they pair an ethnic set of leggings with a turban, and then complained that her coworkers (who were not white) were going “apeshit” (and included pun intended).

If the consultant had just said that her coworker was “apeshit,” then there’s no way any logical person could call that racist. But when you throw in “pun intended,” that’s just intentionally being douchey. Either way she was fired from the company, so problem solved, right?


The SJW mob that had taken over the page demanded that Mommygyver use her audience to call out and expose A+D for being such a racist harboring organization. But it turns out that the woman who was allegedly called the n word, (Shakeria Green) was’t being completely truthful. What really happened was the white woman who allegedly used the slur wanted the DJ at the party to play a Beyonce song that was controversial because it used the n word a lot. So being the naive midwestern white girl, she went up to her friend Shakeria, dragged her over to the DJ and said something to the tune of “my friend is colored and she says it’s OK.”

It’s awkward and uncomfortable, but it sure as shit ain’t racist. The appropriate buzzword for people of varying racial groups changes every six months, and if you don’t subscribe to the Woke Street Journal then it’s hard to keep up. What likely happened here is that this nudnik started hearing people say, “people of color” and thought “colored” was fair game. Turns out it’s not.

Either way, video from the event confirmed that the black and white woman kept being friends for the rest of the night and started shaking their booties the second the Beyonce song came on. So clearly Shakeria was not that offended by it.

When you couple that with the fact that the A+D rep who made the apeshit “pun intended” comment was fired, what was there for Mommygyver to write about? One employee did something intentionally racist and was fired. The other used the wrong buzzword and wasn’t fired. So……what’s the story here exactly?

This didn’t go over well with the Nazi hags in the LuLaRoe group:

Warning!! White woman TRIGGERED!!!

The mob then turned on Mommygyver, because she wouldn’t write the story (which she was advised by a lawyer not to write), because blogging about race relations didn’t really fit the brand of her website. It would be like asking Turtleboy to do reviews on french cuisine. It’s not why people read her blog. Her explanation on Facebook was not well received by the mob of white women SJWs:

Boom. Roasted.

Basically she’s saying that if she were to really dig into it, it wouldn’t end well for Shakeria, because her story doesn’t add up. So instead of embarrassing and humiliating this woman of color, Mommygyver elected not to blog about it at all.

But what really got their juices going was a private conversation one of them had, which she screenshotted and posted for the world to see, in which she went into more detail. Mommygyver’s offense? Using the n word in context, but actually writing the word “nigger” instead of “n word”:

It’s always tough when the n word comes up like that. But what are you supposed to do as a white person in that situation? I mean, she was quoting Shakeria’s allegation. That’s the word Shakeria said was said to her. Apparently journalists are not allowed to quote their sources in private conversations anymore, lest a bunch of white women will get triggered.

As someone who works for a blog that is frequently threatened with lawsuits, we 1,000% agree with her decision. We probably would’ve blogged about Shakeria being a race baiting liar, so she took it easy on them.

Just a reminder about rules #2, 4, 5, and 14 in the LuLaRoe Nazi group:

Let’s see how many of their own rules they just violated:

Sharing screenshots solely to cause drama? Check.

Bullying? Check.

Keeping drama level above acceptable amount? Check.

Failing to blackout names on screenshots? Check.

Call out posts? Check.

The one rule they did follow to a T was rule #14:

Which at this point is the only rule that really matters anymore.

And with that the triggering had begun:

No Shakeria, you did not have to punch the woman in the face for allegedly calling you the n word. Maybe just don’t dance with her and continue on cordially and your story will be slightly more believable. Or even better – offer actual proof.

Jen Meservey was there to check anyone’s privilege who pointed out that Mommygyver was simply quoting Shakeria when she used the n word:

Yea Tresa, the white woman has spoken. You can’t use that word. Ever. Period. And Jen seems to know a lot about periods considering she always seems to be on her’s.

That was a popular theme:

Seriously, you cannot get any whiter than these women:

They just try so, so hard to compensate for the guilt that they have for being born into this evil skin color, and they go completely overboard. It’s amazing to watch.

The whole thread with more than 600 comments and counting, was like virtue signaling on steroids:

“Ally,” “literally,” “microaggression,” and “racist.” If she had just said, “what the actual fuck?,” “sorry, not sorry,” or “reverse racism isn’t a thing,” then she’d have a SJW Bingo.

Oh look, it’s every Gender Studies major ever.

She will not let hate win. Unless you’re hating on an a woman who a mob has mutually agreed upon as being fair game for targeting.

Very few people were brave enough to stand up for Mommygyver for doing absolutely nothing wrong. Watch what happened to this injured veteran who saw a bunch of Nazis attacking free speech and spoke out against it:

There’s admin Nazi #2 – Heather the human door knocker Blithely:

And all of a sudden she’s decided to enforce rule #2:

No calling people “cunts,” even when they’re being cunts. You’re allowed to bully people who can’t defend themselves though, so long as they’re on the right side of the arbitrary lines you’ve drawn in the sand. So I guess rule #2 is selectively enforced. And as a result the veteran was kicked out of the group:

She’s right. They really are cunts. It’s not a word I like to use a lot, but there’s just no better word to describe them. It’s cool tough, because I’m a chick so I’m allowed to say it. Isn’t that how rules regarding racial slurs work?

Not only was quoting the n word in its original form racist, so was the term “apeshit”:

Many wypipo did not understand this so a mini diversity training was held for them:


Ya got that wypipo? Apeshit is now off limits too. Don’t go apeshit on me, I’m just the messenger.

Wypipo were earning virtual signaling points by pretending to be angrier and more offended than the wypipo next to them:

She’s so mad about imaginary racism that she burned her bacon. Game over.

Although no one could top this one, from a woman who shockingly had both a boy’s haircut and a hyphenated last name:

“Full fucking stop,” “unlearn racism,” “white supremacy,” “institutional racism,” “PERIOD,” “all white people benefit from racism.” Good God, she sunk my SJW battleship!!

And you best believe that Kelly Swainson-McFadden was gonna bask in her moment of greatness and pats on the back:

“We will change the world.” They honestly believe that by calling other people racist on Facebook all day they are making the world a better place. Advocate status attained!

Next up came wypipo earning virtue signaling bonus points for checking other wypipo’s privilege:

Yup, this completely rational and factual statement is an example of “white privilege”

Turns out calling everyone racist all the time does’t water down the word. It’s like the alternate ending of The Boy Who Cried Wolf, except they keep believing the boy 3,000 straight times because they have to.

Just a reminder that white privilege is not a real thing.

No Hillary, Here Are 11 Reasons Why White Privilege Is Not A Real Thing

Next came the outright threats and anger because a blogger wouldn’t write a blog about imaginary racism:

Yup, not only are they gonna whoop her ass for what she chose not to write, they’re also gonna put up a billboard outside of her house, calling her a racist. And this is the corn fed lurchbeast that’s gonna make that happen:

An artist/activist with a Sexuality and Gender studies degree. In other words, she works at Wendy’s, where she fights the patriarchy by not washing her hands after her hourly earth shattering smash on the clock.

Next came all the women who claimed to be offended by this because they are black:

“As a black woman”

Yea, sorry Anna. But the whole concept of racism revolves around discrimination based on what your skin color looks like to other people. And when people look at you, they see a white girl. I don’t give a shit if your Aunt Bee told you that you’re 1/8th Cherokee. You are a white girl. Sorry, not sorry.

Finally my absolute favorite was this “woman of color”:

I shit you not, this oompa-loompa gravy dumpster claims to be black.

And she’ll subtly let you know it in comments over, and over, and over again:

“I a person of color.”

“No thanks from this person of color.”

“I’ve lived this my whole life.”


Can’t make this stuff up.

Some suggested that calling people like Mommygyver a racist is no big deal:

But it is a big deal. And it’s just as bad as racism itself. There’s nothing worse you can be called in 2017 than a racist. Literally nothing. This includes being called a child molester, a rapist, and a murderer. You can come back from all of those. Kevin Spacey and Matt Lauer will rebound. Brock Turner will rebound. Mel Gibson and Donald Sterlig will never rebound. Because if you’re a racist that is something you are branded with for the rest of your life. If you ever write something racist on the Internet it will be screenshotted and sent to your employer by mobs of SJWs for the rest of your life. There’s no coming back from that. There’s no redemption.

This is why what they’re doing to Mommygyver is so wrong. She, just like Turtleboy, makes money by having advertisers on her site. And she, just like Turtleboy isn’t even remotely close to being a racist. We just wanna expose assholes and we don’t like being told what to write. We are kindred spirits from different time zones. Now all of a sudden she’s the racist who no one wants to do business with. This mob of idiots is likely gonna cost her and her family a lot of money. But fuck her and her kids right? She can just take a bath in her white privilege and get over it.

Eat your hearts out Moms of the South Shore. You got nothing on these crazy vagburgers.

66 Comment(s)
  • Mairhead
    August 2, 2019 at 12:43 pm

    I know this is old as fuck but I’m loving it. I’m having my own dealings with Heather Blithely. Thanks to this article she will be forever referred to as Vajburger.

    Thank you.

  • Innocent Bystander
    January 31, 2019 at 10:47 pm

    Best damn thing I’ve read in a long time!

  • Ally
    July 31, 2018 at 9:29 am

    I also was blocked by what is said about Heather Blithney a.k.a on this article Nazi #2 for trying to help her out guess no good deed goes unpunished

  • December 21, 2017 at 5:06 pm

    Great article! We are linking to this great article on our website.
    Keep up the good writing.

    December 21, 2017 at 2:01 am

    I’m Jen. This is really upsetting because I am the nicest person when you get to know me. You only know half the story though. I’m assuming the mommyblogger sent you the info and you didn’t actually infiltrate our group and collect it for yourself because after we kicked you out (you had a turtle in your profile picture, it was pretty easy) we laughed about how our “sources” found the mole. You know, a mole hiding in plain sight.
    I’m really offended that you pointed to obvious things about our group members like the doorknocker in Heather’s face or that the people that were offended were white. I’m white and I’m offended for everyone. I hate Trump, doesn’t that prove anything?
    What you don’t understand is this is the most excitement I get. I write articles (yes, I am a REAL writer) about souvenir shops and other really boring shit. I have to stir up trouble in a group that will bother to give me an audience because no one else actually follows me. Except for Edison, my cat. You can see the really pathetic videos I made of him on my youtube channel that has 8 followers. On it, I train him to do things. He loves me. I let him lick tuna from my lips. I understand him, and he understands me.
    I don’t have a lot of things going for me, so I have to be a thundercunt to people. It worked in 8th grade.
    When I admin the Defective Legging group, I do it with an iron fist and I have a reputation for laying the smack down. I’m not to be messed with because I am an admin and you’re not. I know how to show a ho to the d’o! I mock people to their faces in this group because it gives me a sense of power. I don’t ACTUALLY have anything to offer anyone to make them want to get to know me. I mean I don’t shave my pits or my chin and I’m not really good in social gatherings. So I just hide behind my screen and troll the world. I didn’t ask to be this way but I’m not changing. Haters gon’ hate. YOLO

    • CF Moi
      August 2, 2019 at 10:17 pm

      You are not the nicest person. Most people I know don’t like you, either.

  • Hughbo Mont
    December 20, 2017 at 5:17 am


  • December 19, 2017 at 10:38 pm

    Annie Beau is totes convinced her comments are being deleted and that she’s been blocked. Oh, and “real blogs and journalists don’t have ads.”

    Nevermind the group bans people for not tonguefucking the admins’ assholes and half these slack-cunted hausfraus shill MLM crap while denying they still do.

  • December 19, 2017 at 10:17 pm

    LMFAO so many of them are lurking this post, hence the thumbdowns. Enjoy the ad revenue, Turtleboy!

    • Bitch
      December 19, 2017 at 10:40 pm

      Hands down is because it wasn’t researched as well as it should have been. Story isn’t as cut And dry as it was made out to be. Some of her blogs should have been read first. The ones from when she herself was very active in that group. ‍♀️

      • December 19, 2017 at 11:00 pm

        So your big mad your ass wasn’t the one kissed. Got it, Jen.

      • somethin fierce
        December 20, 2017 at 12:11 am

        how did you get that emoji?

      • Learnt2Spell
        December 20, 2017 at 3:27 am

        Her blogs like when she didn’t tell you thundercunts to push off? I’ve been in that group from day 1, and you all were sucking her tit when it got you attention. Now you’re biggie size mad because mommy doesn’t hold you anymore. Jen, you’re a dude. An angry, fat, dude. We can accept you for it, if only you could accept you.

          December 21, 2017 at 1:46 am

          I’m so fucking mad at my life, I have to type “Married” on my own picture because my 68 followers I invited wouldn’t believe it otherwise. No, really, guys. I’m married. His name is um… Pete. Yeah, Pete. Pete Tsa. You’ll love him. He’s got a little bit of everything in him, and he’s an Italian. I’d tell you the whole story, but it’s a deep dish.

          Anyway, then I have to get all my little angry hosebeast friends who collect cats like I do to come troll the posts on a page I don’t follow because boo hoo a big mean man said things that hurt me in my vagina. I’m now going to take my welfare check and go get my free therapy that taxpayers pay for and talk about how I AM A VICTIM HERE.

          I’m Jen. I posted really mean things first but I’m big mad that there are meaner people on the internet than me. Wah.Wah.Wah. And I’m biggie mad because I’m fucking ugly to boot.

          Where’s that arab guy in the comments. Maybe if I get in the kitchen he’ll ride me.

  • December 19, 2017 at 10:06 pm


    This is being bumped:

    “ADMIN POST: Since there have been a few submissions, yes, we are aware of a blog post today by an anonymous blogger defending Christina Hinks aka Mommygyver and insulting this group. Everyone here knows the real story and that what was said was one-sided bullshit either written by or fed by Christina to make her look like a victim and us look like the bad guys. We are not going to share this blog post because it is offensive to our members, gives Christina more of the attention she so obviously desires, and continues to distract from the real issue of racism perpetuated by A&D. It never had anything to do with Christina, and it still doesn’t. As much as she wants to be the victim here, she’s not. We encourage all of our group members not to give that disgusting blog any more clicks, and to block Christina so she stops getting attention. We have also found and blocked the blogger who had been lurking in the group; however, Christina likely still has moles in here. To them I say, feel free to share this post with her. Let her know that, as much as she wants it to be, everything still isn’t all about her.

    Please bump this post to make sure everyone sees it. Thanks!”

    • December 19, 2017 at 10:16 pm

      Oh god it gets better. They’re convinced Mommygyver either IS Turtleboy, writes for Turtleboy, or sucked Turtleboy’s dick or PAID Turtleboy to write this. Commentary is mostly shitty overposted GIFs, whining that this Christina broad has a blog that gets hits (which is…kinda the aim of having a blog? ) and kissing the various admins’ asses while being convinced they caught ALL THE “TROLLS!” Some obviously-fucked-by-daddy chick named Polly suggests the troll/s be “shot. Literally.”

      Like I have no idea who this Christina chick is but these underfucked cunts stuffed into overpriced leggings like half-burst cans of cinnamon rolls are BIG mad someone is getting more attention than they are because clearly THEY are the ones bringing LLR. NOBODY ELSE. THEM. RARARARAR HULKCUNT SMASH!!!!!

      • somethin fierce
        December 20, 2017 at 12:10 am

        nice work!!!

  • Bitch
    December 19, 2017 at 9:31 pm

    Wow this is so biased and one sided. Definitely written by Hicks. Select screenshots provided by her. Probably written by her. I have been I that group for a king time. I have seen anybody that disagreed with her thrown out when she was s mod. You are on board with what she says or your the enemy. I have seen her be part of or endorse groups and suddenly one day they disagree with HICKS and your her arch enemy. Sounds to me like it’s all about what she wants. There are two sides to every story with her there’s probably more depending on her fake face of the day.

    • December 19, 2017 at 10:26 pm

      Are you really so far up your own fat ass that you think Christina (whoever the fuck she even is) revolves her entire existence around you? Go outside. Get some sun. Wear something other than the toddlerwear your group loves so damn much.

    • Learnt2Spell
      December 20, 2017 at 3:23 am

      This from the group scholar. Jay-zus-kee-rist do you own a dich-shun-air-ree?

  • What did I just read
    December 19, 2017 at 9:06 pm

    Holy fuck was this the most boring fucking blog ever…

  • Sonny's Mom
    December 19, 2017 at 7:28 pm

    Are LuLaRoe and LuLuLemon cousins, by any chance?

  • Sheik Yerbouti
    December 19, 2017 at 4:35 pm

    Pfft! Every month women bleed for a week and do not die, so evil are they.

    So, when you finally let them speak without permission, they complain about socks? Can you imagine what would happen if we let them drive?

    • SJWYouBet
      December 20, 2017 at 7:00 am

      I’ve gotta sock for your mouth, boy…….

  • QueenBitch
    December 19, 2017 at 3:52 pm

    Wow, kiss Christina’s ass some more. What’s wrong, Christina? Didn’t have the balls to post this yourself as a “journalist?”

    • Sheik Yerbouti
      December 19, 2017 at 4:18 pm

      Woman, get in the kitchen and make me a falafel sandwich, or taste the whip.

    • December 19, 2017 at 10:27 pm

      You seem to be kissing her ass plenty, what with all the screaming for her attention that you’re doing on a blog you supposedly hate. 🙂

  • Your name here
    December 19, 2017 at 3:35 pm

    Who cares?

  • Mike
    December 19, 2017 at 2:05 pm

    Wow! That’s a lot to unpack.

    This just goes to show that bulling is alive and well in America, and not just on jr. High and HS campuses. When a mob gets together they are relentless.

    Also, for those people that like to say “wait until they (college kids) are in the real world…” this is evidence that there is no awakening after graduation. This is what workplaces are like now. Thousands of people who feel their job is to find “racism” and ruin the “racist’s” life. One day this Country will course correct, but it will get a lot worse before it gets better. Let this be a lesson to all employers: do not hire people who think like this. Their thinking is poison and they will not be team players with the shared goal of making money. Maybe AI is the answer, at least computers can be programmed to work together.

  • Ytho
    December 19, 2017 at 1:04 pm

    How is this at all relevant? Why is it so long?

    Tl;dr butthurt blogger is butthurt and didn’t have the balls to post to their blog so they kissed turtleboy’s ass to post it instead.

  • Wait a G Damn Minute
    December 19, 2017 at 1:02 pm

    This is all about leggings?

  • ElJefe72
    December 19, 2017 at 12:28 pm

    So this what the 47% does during the day.

  • Jesus Fucking Christ
    December 19, 2017 at 12:17 pm


  • SJWYouBet
    December 19, 2017 at 12:16 pm

    I have a theory – that it’s actually Miss Hinks that wrote this, herself. Way to “try” and hide! Why didn’t you write this on your own blog?

    • Bitch
      December 19, 2017 at 1:17 pm

      I agree

    • December 19, 2017 at 10:34 pm

      Hi Jen! Kill yourself.

  • Thiswasthedummest
    December 19, 2017 at 11:17 am

    I fell asleep reading this shit. Boooring!!

  • GetReal
    December 19, 2017 at 11:16 am

    I agree this woman is not racist. But the assertion that “And she, just like Turtleboy isn’t even remotely close to being a racist.” Is entirely false. This blog is absolutely written from a racist and misognoyst viewpoint. Which is fine, really, you have the right to express your opinions freely as an American citizen, and as long as you are not encouraging and insiting violence, you are reporting with common ethics. But you report from an angle, don’t sift out stories to use to deflect from that.

    • see? somethin fierce.
      December 19, 2017 at 11:55 am

      wrong. and you’re INCITING (get it right if you’re gonna use it in a critique of an entire web site) ignorance of turtleboysports. turtleboy won’t even say the n word. not even “nigga” in a song etc.

      and as far as misogynistic, not our fault most women are slam pigs 😉

      but seriously women are fucking idiots much more annoyingly and often than men, it’s no misogynistic conspiracy.

      • Lynda Lapine
        December 19, 2017 at 12:24 pm

        See? Something Fierce, sadly, I agree with you. There is enough evidence to suggest(as illustrated by groups like these that TB blogs about) to support the premise that women are much worse to each other than men can be, excepting certain crimes. We can be very critical of each other and much more nastily then men, although I try to avoid that bullshit.

        Who the hell argues about leggings for crissakes?

        • somethin fierce
          December 19, 2017 at 12:30 pm

          sometimes we women can come together like this, most of the time just to agree on those points sadly 😉

          • 5HourEnergy'd
            December 19, 2017 at 1:20 pm

            Another woman here to agree with you both.

            Full fucking stop! (I have never really had that term sit on my radar until today. I hate it and now I see it everywhere. I was away from TBS for about 10 minutes and I saw it on Facebook, NOT related to this post. Augh.)

        • December 19, 2017 at 10:33 pm

          The whole group seems to have this hateboner for whoever Mommygyver is to the point that they vanity search her. I mean, obviously more than one group member rides the Turtle for this to end up here in the first place. They claim to “not care” about her, but goddamn if every other post in that group isn’t about Mommygyver and how SHE’s the attention whore, not THEM.

          These women are some of the most self-loathing, mentally unstable I’ve found on the internet in the past twenty years. I can understand being bitter you lost the equivalent of a years’ worth of house payments on shitty leggings and “tunics” that came straight from the mind of Garanimals, but good LORD. I wouldn’t be shocked at all if all of the comments bitching about Christina here are admins/group members despite the admins saying “wah wah wah don’t go to that SUPER MEAN BLOG.” It just goes to show how self-absorbed these miserable spandex-wrapped hens are, when at the end of the day, their only friends are the voices in their malignant narcissistic heads.

  • 2wEntEe
    December 19, 2017 at 10:14 am

    Who gives a fuck!

  • Stunt Penis
    December 19, 2017 at 9:43 am

    I stopped reading after the first few paragraphs. Virtually every Facebook “group” which is composed principally of women is exactly the same as the one in this blog.

    Most of these broads fall into two CATegories: women with nothing better to do with their lives than spend it on Facebook because 1) they are on the public dole and do not work; or 2) they’re home all day starved for human interaction because their husbands flee the house at 5am for “work” to escape their shit.

    In most cases what they really need is a good hard rogering. Unfortunately for them, no sane man wants to put his dick in crazy, so they’re all destined to spend their lives with 40 cats.

  • Sheik Yerbouti
    December 19, 2017 at 9:28 am

    Put them all in a bitch boat and sail them express to Saudi Arabia. I will put a harness on the fat one and she will pull the cart to the slut market.

    December 19, 2017 at 9:25 am

    Did the Plymouth dumpster slug take a shower and change her name to Deanna?

  • Heebie Peterson
    December 19, 2017 at 9:19 am

    I was going to start a LuLaRoe blog once, then I remembered: I HAVE A FULL TIME FUCKING JOB AND DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THAT PETTY SHIT.

  • losingstreak
    December 19, 2017 at 9:10 am

    heh heh heh

  • women understand women and they hate each other
    December 19, 2017 at 8:56 am

    If women ruled the world, there would be world peace food and love…. just kidding

    • Free em all Deval
      December 19, 2017 at 3:24 pm

      Not one gun shot fired in a minute eighteen seconds. That my friends is progress.

  • no further comment
    December 19, 2017 at 8:34 am

  • vicxh
    December 19, 2017 at 7:50 am

    TLDR ; Mods please delete this post lol. Nothing of interest. Would not.

    • sun comes up, it’s tuesday morning
      December 19, 2017 at 8:57 am

      lol what about the “MARRIED” broad xD

      • vicxh
        December 21, 2017 at 10:52 am

        A MARRIED snowflake is too cold

  • BlackandWhite
    December 19, 2017 at 7:38 am

    What’s so freakin’ special about these leggings? Aren’t there enough stores and mall kiosks that sell leggings without having to buy them through an “exclusive” consultant/rep?? WTF????

    • losingstreak
      December 19, 2017 at 9:06 am

      we’re talking women and shopping

      • losingstreak
        December 19, 2017 at 9:07 am

        logic does not apply

    • PSAtime
      December 19, 2017 at 10:10 pm

      They are the most hideous things ever.

      LLR is like the Amway of ‘leggings.’

  • DJ Trump
    December 19, 2017 at 5:33 am

    Overfed & underfucked.
    All of them.
    Full fucking stop.

  • Lynda Lapine
    December 19, 2017 at 3:58 am

    I got about a third of the way through and gave up on the nonsense of these stupid women. My God, don’t they have anything to do in real life? Wait, they don’t have real lives. My bad.

    • Sonny's Mom
      December 19, 2017 at 7:17 pm

      Apparently this brand of clothing is something people sell out of their houses, or on Facebook. The brand includes dresses, skirts and blouses, not just leggings. So this IS real life, for them.

      • Lynda Lapine
        December 20, 2017 at 2:50 am

        Like Tupperware? No excuse for acting like savages.

    • itsjustme
      December 19, 2017 at 9:00 pm

      You missed the best part then. All the white people at the end pretending they are black and have lived a hard life because of it.

  • Jojo
    December 19, 2017 at 2:19 am

    You forgot to write “full fucking stop” at the end, I thought this blog would never end.

    On another note, that POC looks like she qualifies as the President of the NAACP on Spokane, WA. She’s at least as black as Rachel Dolezal.

    • PSAtime
      December 19, 2017 at 10:14 pm

      I think this blog might have lasted longer than a pair of LLR leggings on one of the generally large women who wear them.

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