Mob Of 50,000 Rabid SJW Vagburgers In LuLaRoe Leggings Facebook Group Is The Most Insane Vigilante Group On The Internet, And They’re Destroying A Mommy Blogger
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Everyone remembers back in April when we exposed one of the great Facebook cults of all time – Moms of the South Shore. They were like a case study in what happens when a small amount of power goes to the heads of too many psychopath women in the same space at the same time. Just turns into one gigantic purge after a while:
The cult leader was a skagbag from Halifax named Ashley Brady who had the “disease” for Lularoe leggings:
Well apparently there’s something about LuLaRoe and crazy chicks that brings out the worst in anyone, because we’ve found another Facebook group dedicated to people who have been jilted by LuLaRoe that might be just as bad, if not worse. Here’s the short list of rules you have to agree to before joining “LuLaRoe Defective/Ripped/Torn Leggins and Clothes” Facebook group:
The NFL’s catch rules are less complicated than that. These people literally LIVE to create and enforce these rules, because God knows their husbands have all tuned them out by now. Here’s some of my favorites:
The group has 50,000 clucking hens in it. And you’re not allowed to share screenshots from the hundreds of daily posts and comments. Yea, that sounds like a rule that’s built to last.
Of course if you really wanna see what they’re all about and what the group as ultimately transformed into, see rule #14:
I haven’t seen any LuLaRoe leggings that I’d consider racist. But some people can interpret pretty much anything as racist if they try hard enough. And in this LuLaRoe group, EVERYTHING is racist, and you are NOT allowed to think otherwise.
That’s because it’s become a orgy of some of the most obnoxious social justice poons that America has to offer. They’ve all come together under the guise of disliking shitty clothing. But somehow the group has transformed into the Salem witch trials, except this time they’re looking for racists amongst them. And as usual, the ones leading the charge are 99% white women, trying in vain to prove to the 5 black women who are watching that they are one of the “good ones.”
This is Jen Meservey, their Ashley Brady:
Sorry guys, she’s taken:
Jennifer is a “freelancer,” from Pennsylvania who writes a “weekly” blog about actions she’s taking to bring down the Trump administration. It was last updated on July 11, because apparently she found bigger fish to fry than the POTUS.
Her #2 is Heather Blithely from California
And the fact that they run a Facebook groups with 50,000 people is by far the most power either of them has ever had, and they’re not gonna let that go to waste.
A former LuLaRoe consultant named Christina Hinks was also an admin in the group. She became disillusioned working for LuLaRoe because their leggings kept tearing like toilet paper, often leading to hilarious consequences in public. She was featured on Inside Edition:
Christina runs an investigatory Mommy blog out of Illinois called “Mommygyver.” She’s got a little bit of Turtleboy in her, just way less offensive and almost impossible to find fault with (but that certainly has never stopped a social justice warrior on a mission before). LaLaRoe was obviously a company she frequently exposed, which led to them suing her in September, demanding to know who her “sources” were:
Multilevel marketer LuLaRoe (LLR, Inc. and LulaRoe, LLC) filed a discovery petition this week against blogger Christina Hinks, better known as Mommygyver. They hope to force Hinks to:
“disclose the identity and contact information of potential defendants who have damaged LLR and its goodwill by providing Respondent with LLR’s confidential and proprietary business information, information about LLR and its merchandise, and false, derogatory information regarding LLR, much of which respondent has posted on her blog, www.mommygyver.com.”
The court filing goes on for 100 pages, but that’s the gist of their demand. It’s not a direct lawsuit, but a demand for Hinks to provide information under force of law. The company wants Hinks to shut up and reveal who told her things about LuLaRoe.
So basically LuLaRoe is like Beach Body and Herbalife – it’s a pyramid scheme that preys on women who get conned into thinking they can sit on their ass all day making money by selling a shitty product no one wants to their friends on Facebook. Christina Hinks documented this in her blog, and instead of issuing refunds to customers, LuLaRoe tried to intimidate her into giving up the names of her sources so they could sue them too. They figured since they’re this gigantic company with endless pockets, and she was just some chick from rural Illinois, that she’d bow down for them.
But they fucked with the wrong chick, because she issued this scathing rebuttal, basically telling them that you can find people all over the Internet badmouthing them.
— MommyGyver (@MommyGyver) September 22, 2017
— Heather heiser (@Heatherheiser2) September 14, 2017
— Nebula (@heartandsoulneb) September 14, 2017
So obviously you have the ideal person here to administer a gigantic group dedicated to exposing LuLaRoe.
At least in theory.
Somewhere along the line the group transformed and rule #14 became the most important point of order:
Everything I don’t like is racist. FULL STOP!!!
And while Mommygyver was away for a weekend she was bombarded with messages from people in the group, asking her to expose some alleged racists on her blog who worked for a LuLaRoe competitor called Agnes and Dora. This is how one SJW describes it:
Taylor’s right. Haven’t they gone through diversity training??? How can anyone be expected to survive in the wild without diversity training???
So just to review:
- One rep allegedly used the n word when speaking to another rep who was black at a party.
- Another rep at A+D committed a microaggression by suggesting that they pair an ethnic set of leggings with a turban, and then complained that her coworkers (who were not white) were going “apeshit” (and included pun intended).
If the consultant had just said that her coworker was “apeshit,” then there’s no way any logical person could call that racist. But when you throw in “pun intended,” that’s just intentionally being douchey. Either way she was fired from the company, so problem solved, right?
The SJW mob that had taken over the page demanded that Mommygyver use her audience to call out and expose A+D for being such a racist harboring organization. But it turns out that the woman who was allegedly called the n word, (Shakeria Green) was’t being completely truthful. What really happened was the white woman who allegedly used the slur wanted the DJ at the party to play a Beyonce song that was controversial because it used the n word a lot. So being the naive midwestern white girl, she went up to her friend Shakeria, dragged her over to the DJ and said something to the tune of “my friend is colored and she says it’s OK.”
It’s awkward and uncomfortable, but it sure as shit ain’t racist. The appropriate buzzword for people of varying racial groups changes every six months, and if you don’t subscribe to the Woke Street Journal then it’s hard to keep up. What likely happened here is that this nudnik started hearing people say, “people of color” and thought “colored” was fair game. Turns out it’s not.
Either way, video from the event confirmed that the black and white woman kept being friends for the rest of the night and started shaking their booties the second the Beyonce song came on. So clearly Shakeria was not that offended by it.
When you couple that with the fact that the A+D rep who made the apeshit “pun intended” comment was fired, what was there for Mommygyver to write about? One employee did something intentionally racist and was fired. The other used the wrong buzzword and wasn’t fired. So……what’s the story here exactly?
This didn’t go over well with the Nazi hags in the LuLaRoe group:
Warning!! White woman TRIGGERED!!!
The mob then turned on Mommygyver, because she wouldn’t write the story (which she was advised by a lawyer not to write), because blogging about race relations didn’t really fit the brand of her website. It would be like asking Turtleboy to do reviews on french cuisine. It’s not why people read her blog. Her explanation on Facebook was not well received by the mob of white women SJWs:
Basically she’s saying that if she were to really dig into it, it wouldn’t end well for Shakeria, because her story doesn’t add up. So instead of embarrassing and humiliating this woman of color, Mommygyver elected not to blog about it at all.
But what really got their juices going was a private conversation one of them had, which she screenshotted and posted for the world to see, in which she went into more detail. Mommygyver’s offense? Using the n word in context, but actually writing the word “nigger” instead of “n word”:
It’s always tough when the n word comes up like that. But what are you supposed to do as a white person in that situation? I mean, she was quoting Shakeria’s allegation. That’s the word Shakeria said was said to her. Apparently journalists are not allowed to quote their sources in private conversations anymore, lest a bunch of white women will get triggered.
As someone who works for a blog that is frequently threatened with lawsuits, we 1,000% agree with her decision. We probably would’ve blogged about Shakeria being a race baiting liar, so she took it easy on them.
Just a reminder about rules #2, 4, 5, and 14 in the LuLaRoe Nazi group:
Let’s see how many of their own rules they just violated:
Sharing screenshots solely to cause drama? Check.
Keeping drama level above acceptable amount? Check.
Failing to blackout names on screenshots? Check.
Call out posts? Check.
The one rule they did follow to a T was rule #14:
Which at this point is the only rule that really matters anymore.
And with that the triggering had begun:
No Shakeria, you did not have to punch the woman in the face for allegedly calling you the n word. Maybe just don’t dance with her and continue on cordially and your story will be slightly more believable. Or even better – offer actual proof.
Jen Meservey was there to check anyone’s privilege who pointed out that Mommygyver was simply quoting Shakeria when she used the n word:
Yea Tresa, the white woman has spoken. You can’t use that word. Ever. Period. And Jen seems to know a lot about periods considering she always seems to be on her’s.
That was a popular theme:
Seriously, you cannot get any whiter than these women:
They just try so, so hard to compensate for the guilt that they have for being born into this evil skin color, and they go completely overboard. It’s amazing to watch.
The whole thread with more than 600 comments and counting, was like virtue signaling on steroids:
“Ally,” “literally,” “microaggression,” and “racist.” If she had just said, “what the actual fuck?,” “sorry, not sorry,” or “reverse racism isn’t a thing,” then she’d have a SJW Bingo.
Oh look, it’s every Gender Studies major ever.
She will not let hate win. Unless you’re hating on an a woman who a mob has mutually agreed upon as being fair game for targeting.
Very few people were brave enough to stand up for Mommygyver for doing absolutely nothing wrong. Watch what happened to this injured veteran who saw a bunch of Nazis attacking free speech and spoke out against it:
There’s admin Nazi #2 – Heather the human door knocker Blithely:
And all of a sudden she’s decided to enforce rule #2:
No calling people “cunts,” even when they’re being cunts. You’re allowed to bully people who can’t defend themselves though, so long as they’re on the right side of the arbitrary lines you’ve drawn in the sand. So I guess rule #2 is selectively enforced. And as a result the veteran was kicked out of the group:
She’s right. They really are cunts. It’s not a word I like to use a lot, but there’s just no better word to describe them. It’s cool tough, because I’m a chick so I’m allowed to say it. Isn’t that how rules regarding racial slurs work?
Not only was quoting the n word in its original form racist, so was the term “apeshit”:
Many wypipo did not understand this so a mini diversity training was held for them:
Ya got that wypipo? Apeshit is now off limits too. Don’t go apeshit on me, I’m just the messenger.
Wypipo were earning virtual signaling points by pretending to be angrier and more offended than the wypipo next to them:
She’s so mad about imaginary racism that she burned her bacon. Game over.
Although no one could top this one, from a woman who shockingly had both a boy’s haircut and a hyphenated last name:
“Full fucking stop,” “unlearn racism,” “white supremacy,” “institutional racism,” “PERIOD,” “all white people benefit from racism.” Good God, she sunk my SJW battleship!!
And you best believe that Kelly Swainson-McFadden was gonna bask in her moment of greatness and pats on the back:
“We will change the world.” They honestly believe that by calling other people racist on Facebook all day they are making the world a better place. Advocate status attained!
Next up came wypipo earning virtue signaling bonus points for checking other wypipo’s privilege:
Yup, this completely rational and factual statement is an example of “white privilege”
Turns out calling everyone racist all the time does’t water down the word. It’s like the alternate ending of
The Boy Who Cried Wolf,except they keep believing the boy 3,000 straight times because they have to.
Just a reminder that white privilege is not a real thing.
Next came the outright threats and anger because a blogger wouldn’t write a blog about imaginary racism:
Yup, not only are they gonna whoop her ass for what she chose not to write, they’re also gonna put up a billboard outside of her house, calling her a racist. And this is the corn fed lurchbeast that’s gonna make that happen:
An artist/activist with a Sexuality and Gender studies degree. In other words, she works at Wendy’s, where she fights the patriarchy by not washing her hands after her hourly earth shattering smash on the clock.
Next came all the women who claimed to be offended by this because they are black:
“As a black woman”
Yea, sorry Anna. But the whole concept of racism revolves around discrimination based on what your skin color looks like to other people. And when people look at you, they see a white girl. I don’t give a shit if your Aunt Bee told you that you’re 1/8th Cherokee. You are a white girl. Sorry, not sorry.
Finally my absolute favorite was this “woman of color”:
I shit you not, this oompa-loompa gravy dumpster claims to be black.
And she’ll subtly let you know it in comments over, and over, and over again:
“I a person of color.”
“No thanks from this person of color.”
“I’ve lived this my whole life.”
Can’t make this stuff up.
Some suggested that calling people like Mommygyver a racist is no big deal:
But it is a big deal. And it’s just as bad as racism itself. There’s nothing worse you can be called in 2017 than a racist. Literally nothing. This includes being called a child molester, a rapist, and a murderer. You can come back from all of those. Kevin Spacey and Matt Lauer will rebound. Brock Turner will rebound. Mel Gibson and Donald Sterlig will never rebound. Because if you’re a racist that is something you are branded with for the rest of your life. If you ever write something racist on the Internet it will be screenshotted and sent to your employer by mobs of SJWs for the rest of your life. There’s no coming back from that. There’s no redemption.
This is why what they’re doing to Mommygyver is so wrong. She, just like Turtleboy, makes money by having advertisers on her site. And she, just like Turtleboy isn’t even remotely close to being a racist. We just wanna expose assholes and we don’t like being told what to write. We are kindred spirits from different time zones. Now all of a sudden she’s the racist who no one wants to do business with. This mob of idiots is likely gonna cost her and her family a lot of money. But fuck her and her kids right? She can just take a bath in her white privilege and get over it.
Eat your hearts out Moms of the South Shore. You got nothing on these crazy vagburgers.