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Mobile Home Moses Steals From Multiple New Hampshire Gun Stores, Gets Caught, Whines About Harassment When Owner Creates Facebook Event For Court Date

 

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This is Christopher Villeneuve from Keene, NH.

As you can see, he’s originally from New Bedford and evidently was in the market for some shooting accessories recently. As the saying goes, you can take the ratchet out of New Bedford, but you can’t take the New Bedford out of the ratchet. Here he is stealing a $600 rifle optic from MacPherson’s in Brentwood.

Like they’re not gonna have cameras in a Goddamn gun shop dumbass.

Here he is showing up with the Mrs in his New Bedford limousine – a beatup minivan.

This is what a hot date looks like when you’re the prom king and queen of a Keene trailer park.

The owners of MacPhersons’s immediately called the cops after reviewing the tape and alerted other gun stores. Turns out he’d hit up a bunch of them already and he ended up getting caught red handed by the popo at a store in Brentwood with the optic still on him.

Oops!

MacPherson’s is over an hour and half away from Keene, so obviously this guy was on a five finger discount cross state tour. Wicked smart doing this in gun shops though. They’d never think to put security cameras in a place that sells firearms. Ever.

Here’s the fun part. In one of the all time great troll jobs of all time, the owners of MacPherson’s created a Facebook event for his court date, called, “Gathering against crime.”

 

Trolling the chudstuffer who stole from you. Power moves only.

And for that Mobile Home Moses is now threatening to sue for harassment.

Paging Attorney Richard N. Vulva!

But wait, it gets even better. The guy writes on the New Bedford Guide like it’s his diary. Back when David Hogg was a thing he decided to post one gigantic paragraph about how he’s not giving up his guns, and he started it off by saying……

“I am a law abiding American….”

Except when I’m driving all over New Hampshire stealing shit from business owners.

He also posted on Azalea Banks Facebook page about why she needs to put a concert together in support of Donald Trump.

Even though that crusty ho called Trump a “fucking idiot.”

And just when you thought this story couldn’t get any better, this guy not only lives in a trailer park in Keene, he’s the President of the Tanglewood Trailer Park Co-op. They recently agreed to purchase the entire trailer park (where rent is less than $600 a mont) using grants and loans, because they didn’t trust the corporation that owned it to fix their trailers when they’re having trailer park problems.

Apparently his plan to repay the loans involves stealing $600 optics from a gun store an hour and a half away so he could sell it on EBay.

The lesson here is simple – don’t fuck with gun people’s shit. They don’t play.

 

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27 Comment(s)
  • Alaskan Bush Inbreds
    August 4, 2019 at 9:07 pm

    Hey come join us up in the Klondike, Chris. It’s cold but we all do, and share, EVERYTHING. You’ll fit right in.

  • turtlerider
    August 4, 2019 at 6:59 pm

    I just got censored……. sad day

  • Take him back
    August 4, 2019 at 6:08 pm

    Finally the turtle hits home. I live about 5 minutes from Tanglewood. The park itself is mostly working class people and isn’t your typical ratchet trailer park except for a small minority of deadbeats. The guy is obviously a pos and I’m hoping he goes back to MA to leach all the free Lizzy Warren bennies, endless EBT and Mass Health. We have enough native shitbags already.

  • Hate Dindus
    August 4, 2019 at 6:36 am

    Crazy how so many people don’t know what dindu means, or the origin. If they did they’d never use it to describe a white person.

    • Angelo Saxon
      August 4, 2019 at 9:26 pm

      If you consider someone probably of French-Canadian stock white. That’s a stretch.

  • Screw Loose
    August 3, 2019 at 3:44 pm

    I wanted to pay for that optic site, but the voices inside my head said, “just take it”.

  • Garcia Vega
    August 3, 2019 at 12:35 pm

    The owners response is priceless! Heres a dickhead living in NH with a New Bedford brain. It’s like oil and water , it doesn’t mix. A man with a brain the size of a turkey. Deserves to be behind bars just for being stupid.

    • The Name Game
      August 3, 2019 at 2:21 pm

      Love yer name, GV, if you bring the smokes I’ll bring the popcorn to the (sidewalk off of the) courthouse steps. The idea of a Facebook event is AWESOME, nice job, MacPherson Firearms LLC, applying the Li’l Debbie box to ol’ Chris Ville-lotsanerve. Loser needs to go DOWN!

      • TheCureForHope
        August 3, 2019 at 2:40 pm

        Did you check out Acorngames.net ? OMG, so funny.

        This gun shop owner is taking this theft very seriously!

        Thanks to Fakkhan Loosahhh for the link.

        • The Name Game
          August 3, 2019 at 6:03 pm

          OMFG! That’s awesome! Chris is Sneaky Pete, for sure. I sure hope McPherson gets to play with more of the site, maybe put the Aug 29 date/time/place in events. Chris can maybe get the site NUDNIKS-R-US.NET .

      • Garcia Vega
        August 4, 2019 at 8:30 am

        See you there!

  • Total Mayhem
    August 3, 2019 at 12:33 pm

    I hope there weren’t two of them on Noah’s Ark.

    Another candidate for the “Ridicule Hall of Fame”.

  • Greenhorn
    August 3, 2019 at 12:26 pm

    New Beige e muito mais then Fall Reeve. Villeneuve smelta the felt at Big Dan’s.

  • Concerned citizen
    August 3, 2019 at 11:37 am

    This dude has a face that screams pistol whip me.

  • Greasy Geepers Ahoy !!
    August 3, 2019 at 11:18 am

    The only thing sadder than the shitbox minivan and this guy’s life is that loser website. How can you possibly sink any lower than to peddle crappy D&D checkers games to other role playing losers, you ask ? FAIL at it !! What a fk’n “New Bedford” this guy is !!!

  • JoeMomma
    August 3, 2019 at 11:15 am

    How much do you think I could get for his “mobile home?” Is it at least a double wide?

  • Dr. Fill
    August 3, 2019 at 8:39 am

    Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who cares… I want to know who the brunette in his FB profile photo is, and demand to see her butthole.

    • Double Wide Debbie
      August 3, 2019 at 5:54 pm

      Don’t take it from me, ask his wife.

  • Captain Trips
    August 3, 2019 at 8:07 am

    Just another chud who can afford to cover his arms in tattoos but steals rifle scopes.

    He’s probably on the dole too.

    Priorities you know…..

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      August 3, 2019 at 10:09 am

      But The Dole pays better in Mass….

  • Francis Sidebottom
    August 3, 2019 at 7:27 am

    Turtle turd he liberated firearms in accordance with the 2nd ammendment

    • Captain Trips
      August 3, 2019 at 8:10 am

      With all of that free time in your mama’s basement, you think you could take the time to learn to spell?

  • F*U
    August 3, 2019 at 6:48 am

    Trailer park in Keene.
    Nuff said.

  • fahken loozah
    August 3, 2019 at 5:50 am

    His profile says single.
    Trouble in your portable version of paradise, Chris?
    Also, check out the website on his page, acorngames.net
    It must be a spoof.

    • yes
      August 3, 2019 at 8:52 am

      Wow, thanks for the link, I’m dying, is that his phone number?

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      August 3, 2019 at 10:19 am

      That’s awesome! Somebody registered the DNS name and made the site. Maybe he had it at one time and didn’t pay to keep it. The real one appears to be chrisvnh.bizland.com now.

    • TheCureForHope
      August 3, 2019 at 2:33 pm

      Acorngames.net = hysterical!

      The gun store owner must have created it.

      Don’t. Poke. Gun. People.

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