This is Christopher Villeneuve from Keene, NH.
As you can see, he’s originally from New Bedford and evidently was in the market for some shooting accessories recently. As the saying goes, you can take the ratchet out of New Bedford, but you can’t take the New Bedford out of the ratchet. Here he is stealing a $600 rifle optic from MacPherson’s in Brentwood.
Like they’re not gonna have cameras in a Goddamn gun shop dumbass.
Here he is showing up with the Mrs in his New Bedford limousine – a beatup minivan.
This is what a hot date looks like when you’re the prom king and queen of a Keene trailer park.
The owners of MacPhersons’s immediately called the cops after reviewing the tape and alerted other gun stores. Turns out he’d hit up a bunch of them already and he ended up getting caught red handed by the popo at a store in Brentwood with the optic still on him.
MacPherson’s is over an hour and half away from Keene, so obviously this guy was on a five finger discount cross state tour. Wicked smart doing this in gun shops though. They’d never think to put security cameras in a place that sells firearms. Ever.
Here’s the fun part. In one of the all time great troll jobs of all time, the owners of MacPherson’s created a Facebook event for his court date, called, “Gathering against crime.”
Trolling the chudstuffer who stole from you. Power moves only.
And for that Mobile Home Moses is now threatening to sue for harassment.
Paging Attorney Richard N. Vulva!
But wait, it gets even better. The guy writes on the New Bedford Guide like it’s his diary. Back when David Hogg was a thing he decided to post one gigantic paragraph about how he’s not giving up his guns, and he started it off by saying……
“I am a law abiding American….”
Except when I’m driving all over New Hampshire stealing shit from business owners.
He also posted on Azalea Banks Facebook page about why she needs to put a concert together in support of Donald Trump.
Even though that crusty ho called Trump a “fucking idiot.”
And just when you thought this story couldn’t get any better, this guy not only lives in a trailer park in Keene, he’s the President of the Tanglewood Trailer Park Co-op. They recently agreed to purchase the entire trailer park (where rent is less than $600 a mont) using grants and loans, because they didn’t trust the corporation that owned it to fix their trailers when they’re having trailer park problems.
Apparently his plan to repay the loans involves stealing $600 optics from a gun store an hour and a half away so he could sell it on EBay.
The lesson here is simple – don’t fuck with gun people’s shit. They don’t play.
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