It’s been a while since we had a really long SSTG blog. My fans will cheer. My haters will mock my many screenshots! Either way this guy is dangerous. Get a beer, this one is horribly dark and heavy on the OMG.

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Ah yes. All Things Plymouth, where things can happen but reports of what happened are forbidden by the SJW admin. Yeah, I’m still on you Tim. 

Anyways, this insane shit happened: 

Okay, so we are used to spousal drama around these-here parts, people are always on public pages bitching about their ex. Most people don’t put up random pictures of their own children with instructions for 10k strangers to say “hi” to them on town pages. 

Shout out to Donny Reddington for this stellar creep meme.

“Hey, small child I don’t know. Your dad isn’t allowed to see you for obvious reasons but he wanted me, a stranger, to give you his number. You should ignore you mom and listen to me because I’m a stranger.” Totally normal. 

In fact, even a normal jilted parent can tell you that giving an entire town your child’s picture and name COULD be a bit dangerous. Especially on a town page. You know, creeps on the internet, kidnapping, all that fun stuff. 

But as we will soon find out… Chris isn’t a normal parent. 

The response was about what you’d think it would be. 

✓ We had some normal parents crazy screaming about this being a violation of these children’s privacy. (They’re right.)

✓ A couple of whiney losers automatically assuming that the mother was a horrible person for fighting for herchildren’s safety. (You people are the problem in the world.)  

✓ Someone messaged the Mom. (Smart.)

✓ People cried to the admin. (Sigh.) 

✓ A couple of folks calling for the Super Turtle. (Heeeeey Fam!)

✓ My favorite people using Google and began to dig on this whack job. 

A dentist from Washington? He found the local town page and posted this shit from across the country? Whatever could have happened? Well you can read the whole document HERE but basically he’s a maniac. Here are two screenies from the court hearing that show that his kids hate him.

Of course once those popped up,  his news articles about his history of attacking women also made an appearance! 

These ones are from the Harvard Crimson. He attacked an underage girl. He offered a total stranger a ride and then tried to rape her. Sounds a little serial killer in training to me! 

Oh, Chris wasn’t done. Years later, when he had started a family, moved across the country, and found a practice that would hire him without a background check, he tried it again. Only this time it was a patient. He drugged her near the point of unconsciousness and she woke up without pants. This was while he was draining an abcessed tooth. 

So this fucking asshole is sitting across the country. He has alienated and terrorized his children to the point they don’t want to see him. He wouldn’t stop tormenting his family and the mom had to move them to the opposite side of the country to get away from him. He finds the biggest town page for their new life and publicly endangered his children. All because he’s pissed that he’s being denied the experience to hurt them more. Great dude. 

Sure sounds like Chris will never see a photograph of his children ever again and I’m going to celebrate that. Mom, if you’re out there, I want you to email me and let me know if he continues to do this. The crew here at the blog has your back. Chris should be locked up and the key thrown down the throat of a lion. 

These people are out there folks. They are living right under our noses. Send them in to us and we will expose them because they just walk around like they own the planet.