Montreal Canadiens Facebook Page Will Make You Realize Why Their Team Is So Dislikeable

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The big difference between the Boston Bruins and the Montreal Canadiens is that their fans are different. We just wanna see different things. They’re French. Ultimately they wanna win, and they’ll be devastated if they lose because hockey is all they have, but they’re gonna disco it up anyway if they lose. Just look at the difference in their Facebook pages. Here’s the kind of crap the Habs put on theirs’:

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Screen Shot 2014-05-08 at 11.50.12 PMThis is what appeals to their fan base. Think about that for a sec. We’ve got some old lady who had to get some type of cortisone shot to get up for this. Meanwhile the American National Anthem girl was a prim lookin star gazer if I’ve ever seen one. And how lucky can this woman be if they haven’t won a Cup since 1993?

And they’re actually having marches and demonstrations to get P.K. Subban on the cover of a video game? This is real life?

The funniest one is “you’ll mix things up with the Bruins?” Oh man, that’d be fun. Well that Douglas Murray guy you brought out tonight was surprisingly un-Hab like. He was actually hitting people on the Bruins. And what do you geniuses do? Demand that he not play again:

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OK Litwin. This is why Montreal can’t have nice things.

Now contrast that with the Bruins Facebook page:

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It’s like, actual news. Because we actually are invested in our teams. We’re not just cheerleaders like you all. And literally all these people do is whine to the refs. Any time they don’t have a giant power play differential they cry bloody murder. Well, they really do that any time you play them period.

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Wah, wah, wah. These people have no shame. No pride. Nothing. That’s why their hockey team plays like they do. A bunch of diving whiners who are used to getting their way all the time and don’t know how to handle reality.

Bruins in 7. We just deserve it more than they do.

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2 Comment(s)
  • John
    May 10, 2014 at 11:02 pm

    Boston’s players are all scumbags!

    Thornton with his water spraying(what about his dive after missing PK) ,Lucic with his spearing of guys in their privates and Marchand with his continuous slashing. How about Chara sitting on every one after a hit. I could go on and on!

    How about trying to win a game and play by the rules, you couldn’t possibly do it!

    A team very far from a class act.

  • Simon Hockey
    May 9, 2014 at 2:32 am

    How can you devote so much time and attention to something you hate? My take: you are a closeted Canadiens lover, lol.

    You clearly admire the great and noble institution that is the Montreal Canadiens. Yet, you don’t feel part of it. So you attack it, besmirch it any way you can. Despicable yet touching.

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