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Moron Calls Cops At 1:30 To Report Marijuana Smoking, Dispatcher Reminds Them That Weed Is Now Legal

Newsflash squares – weed is legal. You lost.

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Saw this post on the MASSHOLE bored’UM Facebook page


Don’t get me wrong, it’s hilarious and all. But it didn’t happen in Shrewsbury. Took about two seconds worth of Googling to find out that it actually happened in Beverly:

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Beverly, Shrewsbury, same shit. Only like, an hour and half apart.

Anyway, it’s so awesome seeing this. Good guys win. We were kind of hesitant about the government fucking this one up by overregulating and taxing it, which they did. However, this is the upside. You can do whatever the hell you wanna do in your own house now. That’s the way it always should’ve been. If you smoke blunts driving around that’s a different story because you make you’re endangering other people. But smoking a joint in the privacy of your own home should be no different than having a cold one after a long day of work. Murica.

Oh yea, and the call came in at 1:28 AM. Who is up at 1:28 AM if they’re not trying to have a good time? What kind of square is awake at that hour of the night? I mean, who are they harming besides your sensitive nostrils? Granted, smoking anything indoors shouldn’t be allowed. Pot included. It’s nasty. But something tells me this person wouldn’t call the cops if they smelled cigarette smoke. You got a problem with the smell of weed? Call your landlord. The taxpayers have spoken and we no longer give a shit.


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4 Comment(s)
  • Mistressveila
    December 18, 2016 at 8:20 pm

    The Casey Affleck dunkin donuts bit ,was hystercal!!
    I wish DD would actually use the bit..other than its normal everyday customers ,the other half are the Casey character..or the stuck up assholes who should go to starbucks!! I loved the reference to that! He wasted a whole coffee though

    • Justice
      December 18, 2016 at 10:50 pm

      I go to Cumbies. 99 cents and it’s better than Dunkin. LOL

      • WoTaxed
        December 19, 2016 at 6:11 am

        No freaking way I’d ever eat or drink ANYTHING from Cumbys. I’ve seen the ratchets and bums touch all the coffee and food equipment and supplies. Some come right out of the bathroom. If you’re wearing pajamas at Cubys at 9 am I’m pretty sure you didn’t wash your hands after taking a gas station dump. 99 cents for a disease? No thanks.

  • Captain Jack
    December 18, 2016 at 2:05 pm

    They were up watching Casey Affleck on SNL. Hilarious Masshole fake Dunkin commercial. Should have put the square in a good mood. Disclosure: it may have been hilarious because I was high.

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