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Moron Says He’s Happy Steve Scalise Got Shot Because He Opposes Gun Control, But In Reality No Congressman Has Ever Had More Street Cred Than Steve Scalise

Moron Says He’s Happy Steve Scalise Got Shot Because He Opposes Gun Control, But In Reality No Congressman Has Ever Had More Street Cred Than Steve Scalise

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Whenever a tragedy happens and someone gets shot, there’s always a race to see who can say the dumbest thing on the Internet. Today’s winner is John Lacey from Denver:

Ding, ding, ding!!! We a have a winner!! This asshole:

THAT guy right there knows all about gun running into minority neighborhoods. What with his exclusively white circle of friends and country club membership. It’s one thing to say, “this is why we need gun control.” It’s another thing to say, “I’m glad this guy got shot.” One makes you a democrat, the other makes you a piece of human garbage. I can’t stand Elizabeth Warren but I certainly do not wish to see her shot. Maybe gagged, but not shot.

Unfortunately for Feelings McGoo, his whole theory is gonna backfire. Ya know what the most bad ass part about this is gonna be? When these congressmen who just got shot come back and have the exact same position on gun control. What can you even say to them then? Bitch, I got shot. And I still think the AR-15 should be legal. You been shot? No? Then sit your ass down and shut the fuck up.

It’s one thing when Gabby Giffords got shot, because she’s a democrat. They can take that incident and say, “See, this is why we need gun control. We’re getting shot out here.” Its a completely different thing to get shot by a guy with a gun, and then return to work and fight for that man’s right to own a gun.

Seriously though, Steve Scalise’s street cred will never, ever be higher than this. Dude took a bullet for his political beliefs and then he crawled his ass home from second base. Live look at Steve Scalise the next time he walks into the House of Representatives:

And yea, the fact that he’s from the party that openly opposes regulations that would keep guns out of the hands of people like the nutjob who shot him, makes him the bigget bad ass in Washington. Gabby Giffords ain’t the only gangsta in town anymore.

 

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10 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    June 14, 2017 at 8:18 pm

    Maybe we can gag Granny Warren and Trump.

  • Maggie the Cat
    June 14, 2017 at 7:44 pm

    I hope someone in Colorado notifies the authorities of this man’s views. He and the Virginia shooter are two of a kind — disaffected losers who can’t accept that their failures are their own fault. Actually, most of the people who show up on a Turtleboy blog are disaffected losers who can’t accept that they are responsible for their own failures.

    As a society, we have been too accepting of disaffected losers. That must stop.

  • Ghandi
    June 14, 2017 at 7:22 pm

    I cannot remember the last time a major shooting didn’t take place in a Gun Free Zone. Try pulling that shit if I’m nearby. Two holes in your throat so you’ll gurgle on your own blood before you die.

  • Wwy
    June 14, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    Commie Jews on the news and running for president should be illegal,they destroyed Russia then Germany. Next us with all the Jew wars.

  • Publius
    June 14, 2017 at 4:57 pm

    White “progressives” always think they know what is best for everyone else and rarely if ever do. Hopefully this jerkoff will not enjoy his new internet fame.

  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    June 14, 2017 at 4:03 pm

    Gun control is so gay. All you gun haters must really trust the government so fucking much to be perfectly OK with giving up your God-given right to protect you and your families…even from that very government if and when it decides to take you out for whatever reason it so chooses. Good luck then, asshole gun haters.

    • Sonny's Mom
      June 14, 2017 at 8:37 pm

      Just wanted to let you know about the “Pink Pistols”. They started getting more new members– including their Boston chapter, which started back up– after Orlando. Who knows, maybe they even vote Republican.

  • Fed up
    June 14, 2017 at 3:31 pm

    If everyone carried a gun . The playing field would be equal.

  • Semen Catapult
    June 14, 2017 at 3:15 pm

    You just can’t fix stoopid.

  • June 14, 2017 at 3:07 pm

    one look at his face says it all!

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