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Morons On Social Media Spread Panic About Active Shooter At Auburn Mall, Turns Out It’s Just Some Chud Who Called 911 And Made Some Terrorist Threats 

 

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All over social media people have been buzzing about an alleged active shooter at the Auburn Mall.

https://twitter.com/Rezno/status/1123259313194139649

https://twitter.com/RudyJb1024/status/1123259469809557504

https://twitter.com/__TBreezy__/status/1123255301984129024

https://twitter.com/__TBreezy__/status/1123255301984129024

But just to be clear, there is NO active shooter at the Auburn Mall. Just a dude making terroristic threats on a Tuesday morning.

So please, don’t believe things you read on the Internet unless they’re confirmed by the police or Turtleboy.

As for the terrorist threats, there are no details yet about what exactly that means. All we know is the same idiot who called 911 is the one who was arrested for doing terrorist stuff, minus the killing. Hard to be a terrorist if you forgot your bombs and guns at Mom’s house.

 

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4 Comment(s)
  • Fat Mike
    April 30, 2019 at 9:55 pm

    Dumbfucks

  • Awwbin
    April 30, 2019 at 8:11 pm

    Nothing good ever happens at the Auburn Mall, or in Auburn in general. Shut that craptastic mall down please.

  • Emily
    April 30, 2019 at 1:33 pm

    OMG. Some people have no concience at all. Glad it was just a hoax but this guy better not get a slap on the wrist for this… but it is Massachusetts

  • Randall Guy
    April 30, 2019 at 12:59 pm

    “So please, don’t believe things you read on the Internet unless they’re confirmed by the police or Turtleboy.”

    Like the guy who found the phone is Springfield you told us was a murderer? Or the woman at the dog park being at fault?

    That kind of stuff?

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