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Morons Say Parents Who Made Youtube Video About Sex Change For Their 6 Year Old Transgender Daughter Ryland Whittington Are Heroes

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This past week every asshole wannabe Macklemore out there who wants to show the world how progressive they are has been going out of their way to praise two asshole parents who used their five year old daughter for personal gain because she said she was a boy. Ya got that? This is a real fucking story, and if you’re an idiot you’ll label me as a dooshnozzle for pointing out that this story isn’t beautiful or inspiring, it’s self-centered and narcissistic. The video below is being hailed by morons as “a profile in courage.” Watch it and form your own opinion.

First of all, it takes a special kind of asshole to name their kid Ryland. What kind of hybrid name is that? It’s like they were grooming this kid to be gender neutral from day one. You tell me your name is Ryland and I have no idea if you’re a boy or a girl, which is apparently exactly what they wanted for their daughter.

One of the first things that the video says is that in 2007 Hillary and Jeff Whittington were told they would birth to a baby girl. Obviously this was a giant fucking conspiracy on the part of the doctors and nurses at the hospital. They told them they were having a girl, but obviously that was a lie. Sure the baby lacked a dinky-doodle and a Y chromosome, but that doesn’t matter.

Ya see, the baby didn’t DECLARE what gender it is yet, therefore the doctors should’ve kept their bigoted mouths shut. See what they should’ve done is wait at least five years for the baby to figure out what the fuck gender it wants to be. As a matter of fact we should have national gender signing day like high school athletes do when they announce where they’re gonna go to college.

Obviously everything I just said is moronic. But if we’re gonna be consistent here then we should do that. Why assign gender at birth? Newborn babies shit and cry. They can’t speak yet so how else could we know what gender they are? That’s essentially what the parents did here. They thought their daughter was a girl until the kid could speak. And then they believed every fucking word out of the kid’s mouth. Because that’s what rational people do – rational people listen to delusional ramblings of five year olds.


You know why we’re really careful to watch our kids when we take them out in public? Because the second you turn around they will get eaten by a wolf. Because that’s what kids do. It’s science. They do dumb, dumb things so you constantly have to keep an eye on them. It is your job as a parent to make sure they don’t get eaten by a wolf. You do that by encouraging free thinking while offering guidance along the way. That’s because kids are not rational human beings yet. They believe a fat bastard named Santa brings every kid on earth presents once a year because they’re not smart enough to realize that this is not logistically possible. If they ever meet some kid from the Congo they’d likely laugh out loud about this “Santa” guy.

But we humor them because we’re smarter than them. We know that one day we’ll have to break the truth to them though. But not these two idiots. Jeff and Hillary Whittington aren’t heroes, and they’re certainly not brave. They’re just lazy. Their daughter said she was a boy. If they insisted that she was not then she’d cry about it and get mad at them. You know, like kids do.

You know how I can tell they’re lazy? From this quote in the video:

“Some people say it was just a phase. Phases end.”

Right. Because a two year old doesn’t know what the fuck they’re talking about, but a five year old does. AKA, we got tired of fighting it and realized it was much easier for us to give her a haircut and some boy’s clothing. Now we can go back to making a fortune selling houses in San Diego.

But they obviously didn’t wanna deal with that because it’s a lot easier to just tell the kid they’re something they’re not. The difference between lying to their kid about this, and lying to them about Santa, is that this will one day require genital mutilation. Instead of calling these people selfish assholes like they are, morons on Twitter and Facebook are predictably praising them. Look at these nudniks:

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Yea Ryland is very amazing. She’s the first girl to ever think she’s something that she’s not. The next time a little girl says she’s a princess we’re gonna pawn her off on a Saudi Arabian Prince. Because everything that little kids say is real. Everything.

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Yea they’re so strong. Because when I think of strength I think of two assholes who exploit their child in order to win the Harvey Milk Award for tolerance. Sure they could’ve insisted to their daughter that she was in fact a boy, but that would lead to a fight. And strong parents always give their kids everything they want. Because kids are always right.

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Supportive. Yea that’s the word. Like when a kid says they’re an astronaut the first thing a supportive parent does is put them in a fucking spaceship.

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That’s because you’re a dumbass hun.

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Yea, every single thing a kid says is rational. Their brains are completely developed and it’s really, really responsible of adults to take everything they say seriously. Thank God those parents didn’t dismiss or belittle their obviously very confused child. That wouldn’t be very TOLERANT now would it?

One of my biggest beefs with the “LBGTQ” thing, is that it’s a noble cause that’s been hijacked. Lesbian and gay people have almost nothing in common with “transgender” people, but yet they’ve all been lumped into one acronym like they’re all some sort of lepers that need to bond together. It’s demeaning to gay people. Gay does not mean transgender. Transgender does not mean gay.

For example, we all accept the fact that right wing lunatics who want to convert gay people to heterosexuality are insane right? Because you can’t choose who you’re attracted to. So if you’re a girl who is attracted to other girls then you’re a lesbian right? But if you then realize that you’re actually a boy and you switch genders then you’re still attracted to girls, correct? So didn’t you just turn yourself straight then? I’m dizzy now.


And I love how the parents were convinced because their daughter started wearing boys clothes and cutting her hair short. So what I’m wondering is, where did this little girl buy all her little boy suits? And how did she become such a distinguished barber? Because SHE chose to put those clothes on and cut her hair right? Oh wait, you mean four year olds don’t have the means to do that? Oh. I guess that means Mom and Dad did it? So the kid didn’t really choose to do this then? Mom and Dad did? Got it. You know what I wore when I was four and five years old? Really fucking embarrassing outfits. Because I didn’t buy them. My parents did.

Kids say they’re stuff all the time. But according to these two asshole parents the kids are always right. If a two year old says he’s Superman then letting him dress up as Superman for Halloween isn’t enough. A “brave” parent throws their kid out of a fucking window and let’s him fly away. Because he said he’s fucking Superman right? Yea that makes sense.

Same thing happened here. The parents were irresponsible enough to take the tomfoolery coming out of their daughter’s mouth seriously. The took it SO seriously that they allowed their daughter to “become a boy.” According to the video that meant calling her, “him” and painting his room blue. Because now that she’s a boy, gender norms like that are real things.

What the parents didn’t talk about was whether or not their girl was still a girl. Because if she still sits down to go to the bathroom, then she’s still a she. I really, really, really hope all they did was change her sheets and give her a haircut. Because if they went one step further they should be put in jail for the rest of their lives. After all, there’s no going back from that. What happens if Ryland changes her mind three years from now? You know, like kids fucking do all the time. One day I was a professional football player. The next year I was a wrestler. Then I was back to being an astronaut again.


I’m sure some people will read this and say, “Man, that Reginald McDooshnozzle sure is insensitive for being so mean to these wonderful and loving parents. How can you blog about a six year old? That’s so inappropriate.” Newsflash to all of your ilk: They PUT this on Youtube. It’s gotten 6 million hits in a couple days. They are attention seeking whores who want you to pat them on the back. They used their kid in order to bring fame upon themselves. They live in one of the most liberal states in the country (CA) and the work in real estate, so very likely this will be good for business. Here’s their website. On there they actually say this:

Upon the birth of her son, Ryland, Hillary took time away from her professional career to raise her child.   

Ummmm, Hillary didn’t give birth to a son. She gave birth to a daughter who she is encouraging to genitally mutilate herself into a son. But we won’t mention that. And by now everyone in San Diego knows who you are and what you did, and probably most of them think you’re heroes, because most of them of are morons too. And because you’ve gone out of your way to use your daughter as a prop to become famous you’re probably gonna sell a lot more homes now. So congrats on the enormity of your success. Fuck your daughter though right?


I’ve seen some supporters of this family say that gender and sex are two completely different things. Gender is a state of mind. Sex is a phenotype. So theoretically you could be a girl with boy parts and vice versa. And since this is DEFINITELY a real thing, that should mean all of these people are cool with their daughters changing in a locker room in front of a boy who identifies as a girl right? Because that’s really, really responsible parenting.

And did the parents ever for one second think that maybe the kid doesn’t wanna grow up the rest of their lives and be the transgendered kid from youtube? Because realistically they could’ve done this and I would have no fucking clue who Ryland Whittington is. She (or he) could’ve lived their life in peace and tranquility out in San Diego. But instead Ryland Whittington will have a Wikipedia page by the end of the week. Whenever she googles her name this story will come up. But, fuck her thought right? It takes a special kind of asshole to go out of their way to put their six year old out there for every person in the world to see. Because when she’s 12 she’s gonna appreciate going online and reading all the lovely things people are sure to say about her.

The tolerance crowd will be the first to tell you that a boy who thinks he’s a girl should be able to use the girl’s bathroom at school. Because tolerance. But how would these same people feel if a male teacher suddenly realized that they were a woman in a man’s body and wanted to start using the girl’s locker room? I’m sure they’d be cool with Mr. McDooshnozzle watching their daughters in various forms of dress right? Because tolerance.

So that’s America in a nutshell right there people. A bunch of “progressives” are patting these two asshole parents for abusing their child. Because tolerance.

People like us are the bad guys right now because the tolerance crowd will call you a bigot for using common sense. Send these people a message by sharing this on Facebook or wherever else you go to let them know that there are millions who actually still have a fucking brain.

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19 Comment(s)
  • Random Transman
    October 14, 2014 at 8:47 pm

    But instead Ryland Whittington will have a Wikipedia page by the end of the week. Whenever she googles her name this story will come up.

    This. This completely. Quite frankly, I expect to see a massive social backlash against transsexuals in 10-15 years, when all these kids grow up who were encouraged to make life-altering choices before they could even read. Yes, the vast majority of people who pursue sex changes as adults knew they wanted this at that age. But the vast majority of kids who wanted it at that age don’t want anything of the sort by the time they’re grown. In the Venn diagram of gender-nonconforming kids, we’re the tiny circle inside of the much larger circle. And going out of your way to publicize this, with your child’s real name and everything… they’re gambling a heck of a lot on a five year old’s word.

    For what it’s worth, there’s no way Ryland’s started hormones or had any kind of surgery yet. Legally, the earliest he can have surgery is 18, and I’ve never heard of a U.S. doctor making the cut before 21. Hormones, some doctors will prescribe to adolescents as young as the start of puberty, though I’ve yet to hear of testosterone (for female-to-male transition) being prescribed before 18 either. Going from male-to-female the hormonal effects are 100% reversible for the first few months; some effects of testosterone are permanent from the very first dose.

    So basically, Ryland’s got about 10-12 years to change his mind with no lingering physical effects whatsoever, but even if he does change his mind he’ll have to live with being “internet-famous” as a transsexual. I am so, so grateful I came of age back before transtredsters flooded the internet; I got actual advice from other transsexuals that included a heaping dose of “be damn sure this is what you want, because there’s no going back. It’s okay to be a masculine woman, y’know.”

    Sorry to write a book at you. You might be an ass about transsexuals, but you’re not wrong about this. =)

  • August 28, 2014 at 2:25 pm

    This article is filled with things The Dude can’t abide by.. I’m shocked that there isn’t any law against this kind of decision making, sort of like assisted suicide, just because someone wants to die doesn’t mean you should help them do it. That poor kid was and is confused.

  • Tay
    June 11, 2014 at 12:21 pm

    Actually I lied I don’t agree with you at all after watching the video I agree with the parents as long as no surgery was actually performed..they are completely right in their decision.I’m glad that little boy was as happy as he became!!!!

  • Tay
    June 11, 2014 at 7:46 am

    I guess when I told my parents I was a witch…my Hogwarts application should have also been sent off as well!

  • Reid
    June 10, 2014 at 11:43 pm
  • Emily
    June 7, 2014 at 9:56 pm

    You’re not crazy, I am praying these parents just changed her clothes and room, because style isn’t permanent like a surgery. 6 is too young to make decisions involving sexuality, gender, ect…..and no one should take it upon themselves to change things for them either.

  • Andy
    June 7, 2014 at 9:58 am

    I’m confused by all the locker room talk. Why does it matter if trans people use the same locker room as everyone else? A trans guy in the men’s locker room might be attracted to men, he might be attracted to women, or he might be attracted to both. Why does that matter? A trans girl in the girl’s locker room would be the same.

    • June 7, 2014 at 8:13 pm

      Andy, the problem is if it’s a “transgender” adult in a kid’s locker room. Do you want your daughter around a man, who thinks that he’s a woman, while your daughter is in her bra and panties? Because I kind of have a problem with that.

      • Andy
        June 7, 2014 at 9:02 pm

        I guess I’m not really clear on what the perceived threat is? Are you assuming that the transwoman (assigned male at birth and now living as a woman) would be a sexual predator? Why would we assume that? We don’t assume that about lesbian gym teachers, so why would we assume that about trans folks?

        • June 7, 2014 at 10:01 pm

          The perceived threat is that I have a right as a parent to not have my daughter seen in various forms of dress by people who were born with a penis. You are assigned male at birth because you have a penis. We have separate locker rooms because some of us have penises and some of us don’t have penises. If you have a penis, you are not to be in the same locker room as someone who does not have a penis because it defeats the point of separate locker rooms. This entire concept is nothing less than insanity.

          • Andy
            June 7, 2014 at 10:05 pm

            I’m not really sure there would be any way to enforce the “no-penis” policy. If a gym teacher is hired and presents as a woman, the school wouldn’t have any right to require that she submit to an examination of her genitalia to find out if she has a penis or ever had a penis.

          • Santana
            July 26, 2014 at 11:54 pm

            Exactly. You also have a right to not have your 14 year old daughter see a 16 year old boys penis in the bathroom or locker room just because he wants to feel comfortable. That’s the law now in California–the hairy chested boy with a 7 inch penis can pull his pants down in the girls bathroom in front of your 7th grade daughter because he must be allowed to feel like a girl. We are living in an age of DELUSIONS people, and sadly the mental health profession is at the forefront of re-educating us away from what’s normal to enter this world of delusions.

  • Megan
    June 6, 2014 at 5:32 pm

    I’m so happy my mom never listened when I told her I was a lumberjack. Oh and an oprah singer. And I lived in an igloo. And all of the while…… I was a Siberian husky. Geeeze. I’m glad I don’t have to fight off heartworms. Thanks mom for not forcing me to poop outside and walk on all 4’s I’m so glad she didn’t vaccinate me for rabies and put stupid shock collars on me too. Whhhhheeewwwwww I dodged that bullet. Because after all I was at least 5 when I was convinced I was a dog who sang opra lived in an igloo and was a lumberjack now that I am 28 I’m glad that’s not the life I lead. Ya wanna know why?!? It’s called imagination. It all comes to am end at some point. Then you have your actual life to live. They just made her suicide rate rise. Thanks you bigoted idiotic trashy people. Good job. There’s your pat on the back you asked for. Fucking idiots.

    • June 6, 2014 at 6:37 pm

      Right on. That’s some good hate right there.

    • Santana
      July 27, 2014 at 12:03 am

      Every little girl has fantasized about being a boy and every little boy has fantasized about being a girl. It’s part of exploring all possibilities and about our imaginations. We’re lying if we say we never had a period during those early years when we explored in our imaginations being the opposite sex. But today, DELUSIONS have overtaken common sense to the point that people believe those feelings are evidence they were born in the wrong body. Newsflash: Every girl with XX chromosomes has those chromosomes in every single cell of her body including every organ, sexual and non-sexual, and will be female until the day she dies. And those chromosomes control more functions and responses than science has yet discovered. We are only now learning that even drugs are processed differently in the cells of an XX person than an XY. When the hormone treatments and physical mutilations start in trying to change the essential sexual nature of that human body, you’re tampering with the whole nature of that person’s body. Stop encouraging children to believe in delusions that will eventually destroy them psychologically and physically.

  • Joey G
    June 6, 2014 at 9:28 am

    Thank you so much, mom and dad, for dismissing my insane ramblings when I was a kid and not sending me off to fight alongside He-Man or GI Joe when I wanted to do so.

  • June 6, 2014 at 9:01 am

    I apologize to all my art school friends but I couldn’t agree more with this. I realize now that even at high school age everything I said and did was stupid and misinformed. What would I have done if I made a life altering decision then, when I barely knew anything about being an adult human? I can’t imagine what I would feel if I made a life altering decision when I was 6. Let alone have someone make my decision for me. In a world where no one is allowed to have a mind of their own, I hope people see that you can be completely tolerant and progressive and whatever else you expect today, and still see that these parents are messed.

    • Santana
      July 27, 2014 at 12:09 am

      It’s a form of sexual abuse right in front of our eyes. But people seem never to figure out that sexual abuse happens in many forms until many years later when the kids start complaining to their therapists. For now, the therapists are in on it too encouraging this disgusting intrusion into a young child’s sexuality because it advances the sexual addictions of our culture who cannot seem to find enough new paraphilias or new ways to obsess about sex…the more public, the better.

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