Morons Think Jonny Gomes Is Awesome For Wearing American Flag Outfit For Batting Practice

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Did you know the Boston Red Sox suck? Because we almost just got no hit by the Cubs, and we may or may not get swept by them. That’s the definition of suck.

But on the positive side, did you know Jingo Jonny Gomes loves America? Check out what he wore in batting practice on the day Team USA played Belgium in the World Cup:



Man that guy is just a fucking patriot huh? LOL. What a clown this idiot continues to be. “Hey everyone look at me.” That’s what Gomes has always been about. Here’s the fact of the matter – he is a terrible, terrible baseball player. He is a liability in the field, as can be seen when Brock Holt literally saved his ass during Holt’s first ever MLB game as an outfielder:

And he obviously can’t hit. In 166 at bats this season he has 55 strikeouts. Once every three times Gomes will strike out. More often than not he will strike out looking and complain to the ump. Because Captain fucking America should only swing when he wants to swing. Oh yea, and he’s hitting .235 which is also his career average.

This is who Jonny Gomes is. He’s a really bad baseball player that gets idiots to like him because he does shit like this. If you are one of them then consider yourself a dumbass, because that’s exactly what you are. You fell for it. You overlooked the fact that the Red Sox are nine games below .500. Instead of demanding that this self-centered dooshnozzle be traded for a bucket of balls you said stupid shit like this:

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Yea Tina, it takes a pretty “bad ass” individual to buy this outfit at Marshalls.

The biggest ding dong was this nudnik:

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Andrew Marques – you are officially the biggest moron on the internet. Fucking guy is awesome bro!!! Fuck yea, Murica!!

Newsflash – if you think Jonny Gomes is awesome then you’re not a real Red Sox fan. Because he is literally sabotaging your team. In his last game against Seattle he had four at bats and struck out four times. How is that “fucking awesome?” Think I give a flying fuck if he wears an army helmet and supports the troops? Nope. Because that’s not what we’re paying him to do. We’re paying him to hit a baseball, and instead he stands there with the bat on his shoulders. So Andrew, please go back to singing Sweet Caroline and admiring all of Jonny Gomes tattoos, because that’s all you’re good for.

The bottom line is that morons fell for all his chicanery last year because the Red Sox were winning. Many dingleberries overlooked his awful numbers because he was being carried by the likes of Daniel Nava, Papi, Pedroia, and Napoli. Now that those guys aren’t having great seasons Jonny is picking up the slack right? No? You mean he’s just sucking as bad as he’s always sucked? Wow, what a leader. If that’s not Boston Strong then I don’t know what is.


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2 Comment(s)
  • Joey G
    July 2, 2014 at 8:07 pm


  • John Clark Sucks
    July 2, 2014 at 2:54 pm

    Andrew Marquez doesn’t even have the right story… The officer brought the helmet to him. Thanks obama

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