Mother Of The Bride Uses Future Son-In-Laws Military Service To Guilt Wedding Vendors To Work For Free Because She Won’t Cut Down Guest List For Idiot Daughter’s Wedding



Don’t ask how I came across this one, but I did, and it’s Friday so I wanted to call a whiny Karen out on her bullshit. 

Alright listen up:

  1. You have a full year to prepare this wedding. Tell your daughter to get a job, or better yet – you get a job! You’re the mother of the bride. The world doesn’t owe you a fucking wedding!!
  2. Stop hiding behind the military. Your future son in law didn’t join the military so that you could use his sacrifice to try to save money on your crotch fruit’s wedding.
  3. Stop undermining wedding vendors, who likely already have razor thin margins.
  4. Tell your stupid daughter not to get married yet, considering she’s still in college. She should be out getting white girl drunk, fucking around with IG filters, and getting eifel towered at Zeta Beta Chlamydia. You’re not a Duggar. Shut up, drink your Zima, get your stomach pumped, and enjoy life.
  5. If you insist on getting married but you’re broke as shit, then go down to the courthouse and get married. You’re not entitled to a fairy tale wedding.
  6. That picture is the scripted and terrible. Oh wow, she had no idea she was about to get proposed to, which is why she’s wearing a fucking white lace gown with her nails, hair, and makeup done perfectly!!
  7. These people aren’t even poor, and her fiance doesn’t exactly work at Honey Farms.
  8. If you insist on having a wedding, just cut down your guest list. Two hundred person weddings aren’t for poor people. Stop being poor if you want a wedding that big.

Does this family look like it’s struggling to get by?

She locked down the rest of her profile after a wedding vendor pointed out that they seem to blow their money on lots of other shit, when they could be saving for this wedding.

She wasn’t the only vendor to call her out on her bullshit either.

But Clitstink Clair wasn’t tryna hear any of that.

She wore her welfare wedding full of military-guilt handouts as a badge of honor.

She accused the “salty” brides of not reading her post.

Yea, we all read your post. People are pissed BECAUSE you asked for a discount or donation on an extravagant wedding that you don’t really need. Even worse, you’re using HIS military service so that you can save money on a photographer. You knew how tacky this was, which is why you edited your original post. At first you just asked for a “nice discount or even donation depending.”

You realized that no one feels bad for a Becky in a white lace dress which is why you chose to use his military service instead, because you knew that was cash money.

But God forbid she cuts that guest list down….

Oh, now it’s a Goddamn pot luck and the mother of the bridge is running the grill. This wedding is literally going to cost her nothing.

And, hurt feelings? You can’t cut the list down because someone might get their feelings hurt?? For fucks sake. Do you know how many times I haven’t gotten a wedding invite from someone who I figured I was on the fence to make the cut with already? Every time. If you’re person #199 invited to the wedding, you don’t expect to be invited to the wedding in the first place. You’ll take the free food and drinks, but you certainly weren’t banking on it.

According to her “everyone deserves a wedding day.”

No. They. Don’t. This is why the terrorists want to kill us.


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68 Comment(s)
  • Jackie Little
    September 9, 2019 at 2:34 pm

    Turtle boy says he cant control the comments so lets’see if my comment stays. I asked him to simply remove the comments that were doxing and of ALL the sexual comments about what all you perverts want to do to my children. Seems reasonable. However he refused to remove unless I come on his live show for more harassment. Umm…no thankyou.

    If anyone had an actual question about our approach with seeking wedding vendors who honor military discounts, you could have asked. There are too many people who are bitter about the military and some of the benefits they receive in exchange for their service. Saying you are military and have never asked for a discount is a lie. Everytime you use your discount at Home Depot, Lowes, most restaurants, this is same thing.

    If you would have asked you would have found out the dress the bride to be is borrowed not that it is any of your business. They are on their way to a formal event so there is no professional photographer but there are close friends with phones so no, it wasnt staged.

    Next, this family doesnt take elaborate vacations. Never been in an airplane. Only to the Oregon Coast by car in less than 2 hrs if you call that elaborate.

    The family doesnt live beyond their means and has stayed in their first home they ever bought and will stay forever. For those of you who dont know, many families spend countless un-necesssry dollars selling their homes and moving many times. This family operates off a pretty simple philosophy and that is pay cash. No credit. The house, if you asked, is a simple ranch. Clean. Well kept but certainly not a dump. The family drives older paid for cars. Again, not living beyond their means. Is it necessary to have a 2019 vehicle? We are not like 95% of the population and dont really care “to keep up with the Jones’s.

    Someone attempted to take a stab at the families income. Ummm….wow, no. But wouldnt that be nice?

    So no one really asked but like I told Turtle Boy. Where is the fun in asking a family some questions before you post slander about them?

    This family does not have arrest records, judgements, or bankruptcy.

    The groom you have all spoke of being so embarrassed? Nope. He is 100% on board with what we have accomplished so far and so are the in laws. The groom is also paying thousands of dollars for the wedding. The venue is not free but it does have a nice military discount. The photographer is free but that is in exchange for helping her out with her marketing material. The cake is not free but honoring discount. The DJ is also not free. The food also is not free. Just because the brides parents are cooking it, that doesnt make the food itself free. Everything still needs bought.

    The brides parents are grilling AND paying some for the wedding.

    So, as far as stealing our pics off facebook and attempting to make this look like something it isn’t, you should find a hobby or “get a job”, as you have been so quick to say to people who work multiple jobs to make ends meet.

    The family works hard. Very hard. They love eachother and would do anything for one another. The family had a very close knit relationship eith eachother and friends and yes every family member is invited to the wedding. This is not for you ( who even are you ) to decide. The #1 cost to consider when planning guest list is food and we are cooking it, remember! You guys talk like theres full catering to consider.

    It will be the last time the families can all be together for several years as he will then leave to begin their service to our great country. So yes. Everyone can come.

    The family is also NOT paying for the kids schooling. Our parents didnt either and we are just great.

    A tshirt? Sure! I would wear it if someone wants to send me one cause I am proud of my future son in law! Oh! And another thing you got all wrong! We did vote for Trump! MAGA2020!!!

    How do you like us now?

    Like I said, you could have asked.
    To the guy who said, what if you have wrong family? That would be horrible. I agree. I also agree that stealing personal pictures from facebook and posting and not censoring comments is bad. Then asking for the community to pay??? Looks like he is looking for donations for child pornography if you ask me. Cause the nasty sexual comments keep on coming. No control over the comments Turtleboy? Bet!!!

    • Jackie's husband
      September 12, 2019 at 5:45 pm

      Go suck a fat fart you cheap bitches

      • Chester the Fupa Molester
        September 17, 2019 at 12:47 pm

        You’re arguing with the comment section…. I mean really that was the most Karen response I ever saw just wow fantastic.

        You are why I read TB and he’ll never take down your post reply because it’s just beautiful and we can tell your Karen for your kids. By Karen for your kids you show how wonderful and Karen you can be. This self destructive reply is glorious. You are always Karen for others take some time you should be Karen for yourself.

        P.S. Your daughters are pretty ignore the Jackasses making sexual comments about them. You should be proud to be their mother. You’ve spent your whole life Karen for them. Though I suggest you let someone else do the Karen from now on possibly one of your daughters then I can record it and upload it to Pornhub.

        P.P.S. You’re not bad I mean you’re kinda ugly but I’ve flogged the dolphin to worst looking women on the Step Mom porn I watch. So if Your ever interested let me know I got the 8===D for you.


        Chester the Fupa Molester

  • Equalizer
    September 5, 2019 at 5:49 pm

    To top this bullshit, look it up on Facebook. Now Clitstink Clair started a GoFund me fundraiser for the family cat that that got hit by a car. These people make 120K a year!!!!

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    September 1, 2019 at 2:18 pm


    All 3 broads in the photo. Would, without alcohol.

  • Captain Trips
    September 1, 2019 at 7:28 am

    Ah, the entitled yuppies living beyond their means asking for handouts. Gotta love it.

  • Dick Trickle
    September 1, 2019 at 1:34 am

    Oh for fucks sake, military people get financial breaks on everything!!! Cars, mortgages, Applebee’s, The Home Depot, etc. Then they get free healthcare. Then a pension they don’t deserve. All for sitting on their asses because they might go to war. I worked on military bases, most of these people would fuck up a soup sandwich. Just pay for the cake you freeloaders.

  • King Henry VIII
    August 31, 2019 at 7:43 pm

    Hate to say it because he’s a vet but I hope this dingus got a prenup.

  • bob
    August 31, 2019 at 5:30 pm

    After being on my 3rd mother-in-law I consider myself as being somewhat of an expert, and if I were the groom here I would run not walk from Clair, or anyone related to Clair, including the bride.
    First off, take a look at the old lady (Clair), this will be your wife in a few years after popping out some troublesome brats and devouring bon-bon’s by the carton turning into a Rosie O’Donnel look alike..
    The fun will be gone out of your life, at that point sucked from you like Dracula sucks blood from living beings.
    Next, do you think old Clair is going to stay out of your lives from day one of your marriage? Uh-uh, her nose is going to be so far into your business you will thing your marriage is a business and she (Clair) is a corporate officer in that business. And you think it is bad up to this point, wait til you have kids, you loose!
    Old Clair will act like those kids of yours are actually hers. She will be over your house more than you are in your house. And all major holidays, birthdays, oh and don’t forget every Sunday for dinner you will be eating at Clair’s. NICE! Your parents don’t have a chance at most of these dates with a person like “Clair” in the picture, Cause it’s really all about HER! Enjoy soldier, don’t say I didn’t warn ya.

    • Captain Trips
      September 1, 2019 at 7:26 am

      Excellent, accurate assessment

  • Liawatha
    August 31, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    I’m with Clair on this one. Too many salty brides and vendors on that site! I love the reaction of her daughter when her beau got down on one knee. Total shock!

    • Jackie Littleton
      September 6, 2019 at 12:28 am

      Borrowed dress from a friend. On their way to the officers ball which is why dressed up. So no one asked but this is not “put on” and there is a reason they are dressed up and there are already cameras ready to go because the other officers were in on the plan. This is nothing short of ridiculous childish behavior from a bunch of people who need to get a hobby. Screen names like “dick trickle”, and comments like ” get fucked” then you have the sexual comments they all are making about me and my CHILDREN for Pete’s sake. Not to mention the Doxing. Yeah, I’m not too worried. The creators of this site clearly have an IQ of zero. If you don’t have a trashy screen name and dont wanna make love to children, you cant play here. Yuck. Like seriously. Thanks for your support Liawatha. Although you didnt ask, you are the only one that had the scenario right. It was a huge surprise, just like the picture depicts.

      • Jackie's lips
        September 12, 2019 at 5:50 pm

        In Jackies defense she offered to suck dick to raise money for her daughters wedding but got upset when the guys asked for a military discount.

  • Former DJ
    August 31, 2019 at 10:05 am

    Hey Clair, guess what? I used to be a wedding DJ but gave it up because everyone wanted discounts and freebies. We need to make a living too. Get fucked.

    August 31, 2019 at 9:56 am

    take her to the magic room!

  • viener schnitzel
    August 31, 2019 at 9:54 am

    what a cheap azz bitch. BTW – I like the sister

  • Silencio Dogood
    August 31, 2019 at 3:26 am

    Cheapo wedding, 200 guests provide a lot of gifts…

  • fuckface O'Reilly
    August 30, 2019 at 10:08 pm

    I’d donate a pearl necklace to the bride to be, mom could make a video of it.

    • Liawatha
      August 31, 2019 at 4:46 pm

      That’s an extremely generous gift Mr. O’Reilly!

  • Doctors, lawyers, financial planners!
    August 30, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    This military is voluntary thing and you are not forced into it. The enlisted and commissioned officers understand what they are getting into. You can’t expect everyone who is non military to cover your expenses. The VA has gotten better, hiring veterans is a priority for federal, local, state governments and private businesses as well. The pay has increased. Military loans are great, college tuition assistance. Retail discounts. Some veterans like to be silent others are out there wearing it on their sleeve. The ones who have seen the most say the least. Too bad the mother in law is playing on emotions, guilt and pity. Not everyone needs a hand out just browsing this story doesn’t appear they need the help.

  • Ron Paul
    August 30, 2019 at 8:21 pm

    It’s New England. They already have Jack n Jills up here to pay for other people’s weddings, are you surprised they’d grift off a business by making it a veteran’s thing and not an entitlement thing?

    Jack n Jills are trashy.

    • Ron Paul
      August 30, 2019 at 8:22 pm

      Whoops it’s Oregon. Still entitled liberals though.

  • Deez Nuts
    August 30, 2019 at 6:12 pm

    Ummm, as an ex-military guy, officers aren’t paid chicken feed, and you get incentive pay and other theater pay goodies, and I’m guessing he’s no green 2nd Lt…. So, he ought to be able to pull off a wedding of good size without hand outs… Especially when you’re deployed for a long time… You don’t make all that much, but when you add it up and you can’t spend it because you’re in another part of the world, it adds up…

    Sum ting wong….

  • F*U
    August 30, 2019 at 5:53 pm

    I’ll bake them a cake if I can get a night with the bride to be. Wear that dress honey and leave your shoes on!

    • The angry taint
      August 30, 2019 at 8:19 pm

      Primary nota in braveheart

      • The angry taint
        August 31, 2019 at 3:23 pm


  • z
    August 30, 2019 at 4:54 pm

    So, is this the Clair that is a dispatcher for a trucking company
    and dad is a trucker? I found a facebook site that looks a bit like the 2nd family photo. I don’t facebook so can’t look deeper.

    If so, do they live at 6329 Glen Echo Ave, Gladstone, OR 97027?
    That house is a dump.

    Also, there may be Court and Arrest records on dad and lawsuits, liens or bankruptcies on mom and dad.

    • Judge dread
      August 30, 2019 at 5:14 pm

      You have access to lexis nexus don’t u?

      • z
        August 30, 2019 at 6:29 pm

        Nope. Google is your friend.
        Clair Coy. Oregon. Hit. In fact a few.
        Find a name for a husband.
        Facebook them both.
        Husband. Hit. Photo looks similar to the 2nd family photo.
        That means I hit the right Clair Coy or the Coy that matches the 2nd family photo. The Clair married to this guy looks like a close match.

        Other Coys. Daughter, college softball. Blond. Possibly Mormon. Mentions playing Hawaii BYU softball team. Mentions traveling to Mexico to build houses. Mitt Romney has Mexican relatives.

        Something mylife. Address.
        Google maps street view with the address.
        Something mylife mentions arrests and legal issues. I’m not going to pay.
        The thrill is in the hunt.

        The bloggers on this web site do that at a minimum. Wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t know about the possible legal history and address. They certainly found the husbands facebook page. If they pay for extra information, they probably know more.

        • Judge dread
          August 31, 2019 at 1:22 am


        • Not A Good Idea
          August 31, 2019 at 12:35 pm

          What if you’re wrong and are shaming the wrong family? What then? That’s a shitty thing to do if you’re not absolutely positive about their identity

    • Equalizer
      September 5, 2019 at 6:01 pm

      Yep thats them

  • Try to take one in the shoulder, captain !!
    August 30, 2019 at 4:38 pm

    This sleazy skank and her “my goodness” and “heavens to Betsy” routine makes my stomach churn. The whole transparently fake, passive aggressive, “positive response only”replies are nauseating. Especially the grating shout outs to the idiots who are presumably taking free pictures and baking free cakes , let’s see if that really happens a whole fk’n YEAR from now. As a veteran myself, and someone who paid for my own awesome, absolute blowout, open bar wedding; I say fuck you, Mrs Rachet and good luck to the doofus who’s marrying in to this family circus/rummage sale.

  • A fuck up is forever.
    August 30, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    At my brother’s wedding the brides family spent the whole reception roasting my parents for not paying for the rehearsal dinner as is custom. It was a brutal mix of death stares and whispered insults. The mother of bride and all her people are in for it at this wedding and will be called cheap trash and the daughter will be hearing it every holiday with her new inlaws for the rest of her life. Great job Ma! Pay now or pay forever parents of the bride!

  • Go Navy
    August 30, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    Figures it’s an Army guy. Fag!

  • z
    August 30, 2019 at 4:23 pm

    Someone ought to pose as a baker and say “I only give gay couples a break”.

  • Bingo Fuel
    August 30, 2019 at 4:18 pm


    Get fucked

  • The angry taint
    August 30, 2019 at 4:11 pm

    These people are the worst. Nowadays most just want the day not the commitment of marriage. On his next deployment she will be gang banging like the opening scene of old school.

  • WeRFucked
    August 30, 2019 at 4:04 pm

    I can’t bake a cake, but tell your daughter I can make her a nasty cream pie.

    • The angry taint
      August 30, 2019 at 4:15 pm

      I heard her mom’s apple pie is terrible but she sure can make a banana cream.. …..historical note that joke cost soupy sales his tv show…lol

  • Lake Flaccid
    August 30, 2019 at 3:56 pm

    I borrowed $10k from my father in law figuring I’d repay him with the gifts. ( He couldn’t afford to pay for the whole wedding)
    After opening up the cards back in the hotel room, we were still going to owe him $1,500.
    As Finn would say, ” Get Fucked” lady.
    And God almighty that picture was staged. Folks are insufferable.

    • Good start vs. Wrong foot
      August 30, 2019 at 4:12 pm

      I give your fil credit for trying his best and you credit for picking up the slack because technically it’s not on you to pay. It’s cool you guys worked it out together that’s a good foot to start on unlike the bitch in this story. Her inlaws will be taking about this till they’re in the ground bet on it.

  • Imetmyhusbandatthebrocktonfair
    August 30, 2019 at 3:42 pm

    WOW! My father is 75 year old vietnam era vet and I never once thought of asking for charity. My family didn’t want to pay for a wedding for me their one daughter even though they had the means so we just went court house style. My husband is a working class tradesmen so us paying for an expensive “party” wasn’t gonna happen either. We did the court house, had dinner in the north end, then did 2 nights at great wolf lodge because we’re not middle class and we know it! I really got the feeling no one likes attending those overblown formal weddings and were relieved we didn’t do one. You’re just paying to stress everyone out including yourselves. Mother of the bride is an internet panhandler! Traditionally brides family pays, she’s trying to get out of it the greedy bitch! Trust me that’s what my family did.

  • Turdchomper
    August 30, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    Army dude better cut and run now. Fuck these Pumpkin Spice bitches

  • divorced now
    August 30, 2019 at 3:24 pm

    I suspect that all of these cake makers and giving out free things people to this hag should tell her no at this point, you don’t want the turtle riders finding out who you are and reaming you out. No Freebies, people have to work for a living too geez…This family will be just fine paying for their own shit, they even get free food! I paid for my own wedding for crying out loud..and I’m a woman! Close family only, no one was expected to pay for a thing, and I would never ever ask for any of that. You don’t get how cheesey you are for doing this??
    Ps. Thank you sir for your service, sorry your future MIL embarrassed the shit out of you, I agree with Eugene, retreat. You’re marrying into the Monster-in-Law life.

    • still married, paid our own way
      August 30, 2019 at 3:27 pm

      right??? Look at her little sarcastic post BRAGGING how all these stupid people volunteered their own time and money for her free shit!! That right there would make me mad af. I’d say no to her, no free, nothing is free lady. smdh

    • The angry taint
      August 30, 2019 at 4:18 pm

      Drinks? On you of course

  • No Shame
    August 30, 2019 at 3:20 pm

    She reminds me of someone I know. Right down to daughters proposal being professionally photographed. Where do these people come from?

  • Sam
    August 30, 2019 at 3:09 pm

    It’s always the well off women who are cheap and will nickel and dime you. I just don’t understand the big ta da wedding. Just go on a nice honeymoon. I’m sure they are anyways

  • Mazikeen69
    August 30, 2019 at 3:00 pm

    is ttrue wat Turtleboy said she already kne he waz proposing tha is why shes all dress up,they forget they hav FB evryone going to check how poorthese ppl are.vbunch of fakersi hate when ppl plan their shit n put us to pay bc they need the help.there is REAL PPL tha needs helpGET A JOB YOU ARE A BIG FAM SEND EVRYONE TO WORK >OH GRANDMA TOO

    • WeRFucked
      August 30, 2019 at 4:00 pm

      Are you having a stroke?

      • SassySwede
        August 30, 2019 at 4:33 pm

        I think I just might’ve come close to having a wee one trying to not only read, but follow what he or she was trying to say!

  • Finn
    August 30, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    Claire : “How can we *not* pay for this wedding? Let’s exploit our future SIL’s military accomplishments as our own!”

    Fucking gross.

    She will be the type of MIL that wears a “My Son is a Marine” t-shirt – because, you know, she’s now a military family.

    Based on their facebook posts and profiles – this is her daughter’s “starter wedding”. Divorced within 2 years. Bets?

    Show some grace and dignity, Clair — the military is about sacrifice not greed.

    Get Fucked,

  • Richyrich
    August 30, 2019 at 2:50 pm

    It was decades ago when I served in the army but I doubt things of changed so much that an officer would allow his prospective mother-in-law to use his status as a means to grind down vendors. I seriously doubt he was aware of her plan. But who knows, that picture is really tacky so maybe he did.

  • WTF!!!!
    August 30, 2019 at 2:44 pm

    How dare you shit on our heroes!

    This is unAmerican. What are you? Socialist?

    This is why Trump won.

    • ElJefe72
      August 30, 2019 at 3:05 pm

      I hadn’t realized that the MIL is in the military.

    • Trump Greatness
      August 30, 2019 at 3:08 pm

      Obama enjoy your mansion and stop posting. Enjoy watching a real president get it done.

  • William T. Madison
    August 30, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    I’m looking forward to after the wedding when she’s bragging on Facebook that she put a wedding together with 200 guests and spent a total of $75.89….and did it all by herself.
    This is going to be your mother-in-law for the rest of your life? Good luck bro! War is hell, but it doesn’t prepare you for that.

  • White people!
    August 30, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    Welfare queen!!!!

    • disgusted
      August 30, 2019 at 3:35 pm

      shut up Didi Delgado, you gross us out

    • Fogalstein
      August 30, 2019 at 6:14 pm

      Nah just wicked jewish.

  • JoeMomma
    August 30, 2019 at 2:35 pm

    If I were this guy, I’d go missing in Afghanistan

    • Bergdahl
      August 30, 2019 at 6:11 pm

      Biggest mistake of my stupid life. They shoved large furniture up my ass before trading me for terrorists.

  • eugene
    August 30, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    To the Army Officer,retreat.By the looks of the group photo of the clams in the family they are all cum-dumpsters.

  • Wedding Blues
    August 30, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    A middle aged woman will steal or connive the fillings out if your teeth

  • nospamsam
    August 30, 2019 at 2:00 pm

    Suspect the future son in law is embarrassed. Military men and women NEVER use their military status to extort freebies or preferential treatment. When offered, they are truly grateful. Kudos to the baker who called her out on expensive vacations but cheaped out on a wedding cake.

    • Dookie
      August 30, 2019 at 6:09 pm

      Only the stolen valor vets?

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