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Hoooooo-Leee-Shhheiiiiit you guys. I’d like to introduce you all to the wokest chick that ever did wake. She knows whats up. She knows she’s walking through a virtual morgue every time she walks into a pet store. Her name is Cathy Stableford-Jaaj and that hyphen is a definitive clue to the fact that she’s a vegan and is just waiting to tell you all about it.
OK, I’d like some of what she’s smoking. Listen, go ahead and don’t eat delicious meat, just don’t try and make an animal that’s a carnivore eat mung beans and air. Animals have been eating meat since they crawled out of the damn ocean, why you gotta fuck them up now? I love my puppy…I am not feeding him potatoes, lady. BeeTeeDubbs, this is what people think of your stupid woke ass.
Over three thousand sane, meat loving people are laughing at you. People are always laughing at Ms. Hyphenated-Name:
Uh, yeah there is. You’re missing meat, sweet delicious meat. More for us, losah! Christ, I almost wish we weren’t forced to be anonymous here because I would have recorded my kids faces watching the above video and shared the joy I got to have. There was first a mix of interest and confusion. Then there was all out pants pissing laughter the whole way. They’re teens and no, I don’t force my views on them. One’s been a stupid vegetarian for like, a month now and that’s the kid’s whole world. Guess what? That kid was in tears. Why? This bitch is so laughably insane that the kid couldn’t hold back.
Wait for it, Cathy: Animals can’t be fucking vegan and I’m pretty sure it should be considered animal abuse if you do that to a poor meat eating thing. Even if you do make a dog a vegan they’re still going to hunt. My pup is barely a year old and that fucker has brought me three birds that he somehow snapped right outta the sky. Don’t even get me started on my cat, dude’s a fucking prolific serial killer. No way these two are going to eat chick peas and rice. I didn’t teach them that behavior, instinct did. Why do they have that instinct? Because they have a will to survive.
This is the face of every dumb ass, peace screaming,person who only loves everyone as long as they are vegan.
Cathy, I hope you realize that if you were to stub your toe, fall and whack yourself unconscious and/or dead against a coffee table… your animals would eat your vegan ass if you didn’t wake up after a day or two. Because fuck chick peas.
Lady, I hate to tell you this…wait, no I don’t. No one wants to be that old, no one wants to live forever like you do. Why? because who the fuck wants to watch everybody around them die? Who wants their asses wiped? Who wants a colostomy bag? Who wants any of the mostly poo related bad things to happen to them that happen when you’re 90!? No one!
Lastly, I’d like you all to know that a miracle occurred while writing this post. The vegetarian kid decided that the chicken I’ve been brining all day for the BBQ for dinner sounded better than this kook. Score one for the carnivores.
Esther Manch on the book.