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Ms. Hyphenated-Name SJW Posts Hysterical Video Claiming Pet Stores Are Thinly Veiled Morgues And All Pets Should Eat Potatoes

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Hoooooo-Leee-Shhheiiiiit you guys. I’d like to introduce you all to the wokest chick that ever did wake. She knows whats up. She knows she’s walking through a virtual morgue every time she walks into a pet store. Her name is Cathy Stableford-Jaaj and that hyphen is a definitive clue to the fact that she’s a vegan and is just waiting to tell you all about it.



OK, I’d like some of what she’s smoking. Listen, go ahead and don’t eat delicious meat, just don’t try and make an animal that’s a carnivore eat mung beans and air. Animals have been eating meat since they crawled out of the damn ocean, why you gotta fuck them up now? I love my puppy…I am not feeding him potatoes, lady. BeeTeeDubbs, this is what people think of your stupid woke ass.

Over three thousand sane, meat loving people are laughing at you. People are always laughing at Ms. Hyphenated-Name:

Uh, yeah there is. You’re missing meat, sweet delicious meat. More for us, losah! Christ, I almost wish we weren’t forced to be anonymous here because I would have recorded my kids faces watching the above video and shared the joy I got to have. There was first a mix of interest and confusion. Then there was all out pants pissing laughter the whole way. They’re teens and no, I don’t force my views on them. One’s been a stupid vegetarian for like, a month now and that’s the kid’s whole world. Guess what? That kid was in tears. Why? This bitch is so laughably insane that the kid couldn’t hold back.

Wait for it, Cathy: Animals can’t be fucking vegan and I’m pretty sure it should be considered animal abuse if you do that to a poor meat eating thing. Even if you do make a dog a vegan they’re still going to hunt. My pup is barely a year old and that fucker has brought me three birds that he somehow snapped right outta the sky. Don’t even get me started on my cat, dude’s a fucking prolific serial killer. No way these two are going to eat chick peas and rice. I didn’t teach them that behavior, instinct did. Why do they have that instinct? Because they have a will to survive.

This is the face of every dumb ass, peace screaming,person who only loves everyone as long as they are vegan.



Cathy, I hope you realize that if you were to stub your toe, fall and whack yourself unconscious and/or dead against a coffee table… your animals would eat your vegan ass if you didn’t wake up after a day or two. Because fuck chick peas.

Lady, I hate to tell you this…wait, no I don’t. No one wants to be that old, no one wants to live forever like you do. Why? because who the fuck wants to watch everybody around them die? Who wants their asses wiped? Who wants a colostomy bag? Who wants any of the mostly poo related bad things to happen to them that happen when you’re 90!? No one!

Lastly, I’d like you all to know that a miracle occurred while writing this post. The vegetarian kid decided that the chicken I’ve been brining all day for the BBQ for dinner sounded better than this kook. Score one for the carnivores.

Esther Manch on the book.



26 Comment(s)
  • KimberlyS
    July 30, 2018 at 2:12 pm

    Typical leftist hypocrite. She worries so much about the humane treatment of animals, and yet (according to her FB page), she supports people and organizations that are all for abortion.

    Babies don’t matter – only helpless animals.

  • Dick Hurtz-Holden
    July 29, 2018 at 10:51 pm

    Remember when people used to say that someone is “touched in the head” or “nuttier than a fruitcake”? This is who that referred to….

  • Sharon Peters
    July 28, 2018 at 1:44 pm

    What. The. Fuck. Sooo trim your dog’s nails at home and save yourself the torture of walking through aisles upon aisles of dead bodies. Now excuse me as I tear open this bag of Newman’s own assorted animal flavored dog jerky and teach my beloved pet some new tricks. Oh, and dope bandanas, quite the fashion statement… friggen Tupac herbivore over here.

    • Lipstickhippie
      Lipstick Hippie
      July 29, 2018 at 4:22 pm

      The best part is that she’s taking herself so seriously that she can’t grasp the fact that she’s an idiot. Thanks for the laugh, sweetheart. I almost peed my pants.

      Oh…And I bet she’s never had an orgasm in her life.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    July 28, 2018 at 7:35 am

    In a free society vegans have a right to destroy their own bodies. In the long run it helps us all and is an evolutionary self selection technique. Keep on eating those mung beans. Cathy is worth a laugh at least.

    However, her ideas are in the realm of dog abuse. If you guys want to do some real investigative reporting get someone to examine or observe her dog(s). You’ll likely see underweight, lethargic, and psychologically unhealthy animals. Then get animal control to press charges. That would be worthwhile.

  • vicxh
    July 28, 2018 at 7:01 am

    I am pretty sure she does not like oral and if she does, she spits and does not swallow the protein.

    In any case, why do a TB article on someone who just happens to have an opinion on veganism?
    First amendment yadi yadi. No need to bully her for being vegan. She looks like she has a healthy body weight. A little lean but better than Rockland Porkchops

    • Rip a child from the womb and nobody blinks an eye Rip a child from a criminal alien and everyone loses their mind.
      July 28, 2018 at 11:00 am

      Just one example of the liberal logic that controls so much of our current society. Opinions with low to moderate logic presented as facts on every topic that end up controlling our lives after funneled through liberal courts and politicians from School Board and Selectman to Senator. Many of us do not want to be governed by leftist ideology and low iq people with nonsense ideas. Tbs is examining her claims and comments, she is free to do what she wants and say what she wants.

  • Anemia
    July 27, 2018 at 11:08 pm

    I laughed hardest at the description of Manchester Turtlete’s family viewing of this whack-a-doodle-do’s post. I guess that even after shelling out extra cash for I’m-so-special vegan foods she can afford some sporty bandana’s to model in her woke meat-jihad postings…..

  • The Angry Elf
    July 27, 2018 at 9:26 pm

    Oh for fuck’s sake most animals are at least partly carnivorous. You can’t expect a carnivore to be able to digest a meat free diet. Apparently animals are the only thing that matter to her judging by the rock on her finger. Poor diamond diggers she could give a shit less about. Hypocritical bitch.

  • Don't Jaaj her
    July 27, 2018 at 8:45 pm

    JAAJ, what the fuck kind of name is Jaaj sounds like this bitch is married to a terrorist, radio station or some kind of 3rd world mud person. Raises her woke quotient by 3 points, reduces her life expectancy by 5 points.

  • Pussy Monster
    July 27, 2018 at 8:20 pm

    As a few other posters have mentioned, would. This psycho broad would be slobbering all over my meat and id become a vagaterian when she uses her sexy manicured nails to spread her hairless kitty and id eat it all up, oops i guess i am a meat eater after all. No need for a plan b with this chick, you know she already self neuters.

  • gfldgadfly
    July 27, 2018 at 8:12 pm

    Ok. So chick doesn’t eat meat because,… animals. All the while flashing a giant rock that probably bought a whole arsenal for a warlord in a third world country where the miners are paid fifty cents a day and shot for misbehaving. If she wants to show certs that it’s fair trade certified from Nunavut (It will have a microscopic polar bear lasered into it somewhere) I’ll shut up. But, priorities, bitch. Smh. Enjoy your Brussels sprouts and soygurt, but for the love of God, just shut up about it. And leave your pets out of your crusade.

  • mopey63
    meat eater and love it
    July 27, 2018 at 6:37 pm

    She picks up a dinosaur bone…omg…i’m laughing so hard I can’t even finish writing this! I have literally peed my pants. I so needed this laugh today. That big ole bone she picked up holy crap hahha. oh lady, you are way too funny. i don’t care, give me a few thumbs down, I enjoyed this way too much. Good luck to your son, I’ll bet he had seconds. Going to go make my 8 lb prime rib now lol.

  • WT Heck
    July 27, 2018 at 6:24 pm

    Score 10 for NSTG.

  • Quality Control
    July 27, 2018 at 5:40 pm

    The real answer is that she’s only a small amount of partially right and that’s by accident.

    The fruits and vegetables that you can NOT give your dog are:
    and that is because they are actually toxic to dogs.

    Regardless, she is obviously naive enough to think that if you can give a dog one kind of fruit or vegetable, then you can give it any kind. The digestive system of a dog doesn’t work the same as that of a human, and any one of the above will give a dog symptoms from diarrhea and vomiting from the persin in avocados to dilated pupils and difficulty breathing from the small amount of cyanide in cherries.

    Mushrooms are dangerous because giving a dog a non-toxic mushroom sets a precedent that will make the dog think it’s OK to eat the toxic ones it finds.

    She can try to make a dog a vegetarian, but she’d have better luck teaching it how to do long division. Not only have they been eating meat for several million years, they’re not really even that selective; they’ll eat anything from a toad that hops in front of it to your new Louboutin shoes (mens’ or womens’).

    I wouldn’t trust her around any dog. I have no real problem with vegans, but they shouldn’t impose their choices on animals, because that’s just idiotic, counterproductive and possibly dangerous.

  • msheadkracker
    Looney bitch got me fucked up
    July 27, 2018 at 5:07 pm

    The rspca and humane society need to get involved bwfore that dog starves to death. You can subsitute meat, wtf is wrong with this dumb ass. She shouldnt be allowed to own any carnivore pet, until she stop the ahit and joins the human race again. 

  • Ozzy
    July 27, 2018 at 5:03 pm

    I’m at loss for words here. Can somebody help me please!

    • Vincent Price
      July 27, 2018 at 5:22 pm

      There there, Prince of Darkness. Care for a bat sandwich?

  • Mike
    July 27, 2018 at 5:02 pm

    Every product she mentioned (except the seeet potatos) makes my dog go bananas. Lamb bone, pig ears, cow bone, all amongst her favorite. I buy those items every Christmas for my dog because she is a part of my family and family gets gifts at Christmas in my home.

    What an idiot this woman is. How embarrassing that she would record this smug video and make it public. She deserves every bit of the teasing.

  • Michael Gonsalves
    July 27, 2018 at 5:01 pm

    What a fucked up whackadoodle this one is huh??????

  • Y
    July 27, 2018 at 4:58 pm

    She’s definitely a pink pussy hat wearing bag of wet clothes.

    • tampon fingers
      July 28, 2018 at 10:04 am

      hats appear to be menstruating….. so sexy, yuck!

      Just wondering when will Liberals and Leftists start wearing anus hats or sphincter hats?

  • Rockets Redglare
    July 27, 2018 at 4:47 pm

    Oh great another far out fembot. She doesn’t shave her twat either, nothing like banging a Chia pet. Go to Canada and club a seal…

  • Real_Finn
    July 27, 2018 at 4:46 pm


    If you want a vegan pet – get a fucking rabbit, you stupid bitch. Dogs and cats need high protein — from MEAT sources. They are obligate carnivores (cats especially) and while you can feed your pets veggies and meat – you cannot eliminate meat products all together.

    Stop being a twat because you want to make a social statement that makes zero sense.

    Get Fucked,

  • I share my meat
    July 27, 2018 at 4:37 pm

    Would. Wood.

    All her meat talk is her lust for hard girth-full man meat, boing boing, filling her lonely cookie jar. Or maybe it’s just me being a pervy wanker and wanting to invade a tiny little vegan and fill her full of essential minerals and natures antidepressants.

  • Uncle Randy
    July 27, 2018 at 4:36 pm

    I’d give this chick a nice piece of meat.

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