Social Justice Warriors

MSM, Blue Checkmark Asswipes Spent All Weekend Crying Racism Because A Black Girl Said She Had Her Braids Cut Off At Karen Pence’s School, Turns Out It Was A Lie


Last week every cock mongrel with a blue checkmark was whining about a 12 year old girl who got her dreadlocks cut off at school by three racist white boys. I immediately assumed it was fake because, 1) no one saw it or reported it, 2) she told her grandmother the story days after it happened but only after grandma asked what happened to her hair, and 3) it happened at the school where Karen Pence teaches. If your gut instinct every time you hear about a “hate crime” isn’t to immediately assume it’s a hoax, then you’re just an idiot. Hate crimes should be taken seriously when they’re real. As in, documented.

But all the blue checkmarks needed to see were Mike Pence and black girl, and they just ran with it.

“Bishop” Talbert Swan is just some asshole out of Springfield. We’ve written about him before. A fake “bishop” who doesn’t wanna pay taxes and likes to spread hatred on Twitter all day.

Didn’t matter to him that none of this was confirmed, kind of like it didn’t matter to the new face of the democratic party.

Well, in the least shocking turn of events ever this has turned out to be fake news.

WHDHA 12-year-old African-American girl who claimed three white classmates pinned her down and cut her dreadlocks has admitted the claims were fabricated, her school said.

“We can now confirm that the student who accused three of her classmates of assault has acknowledged that the allegations were false,” Stephen Danish, head of Immanuel Christian School, said in a statement Monday.

Last week, the girl, Amari Allen, told CNN that three white boys at the school in Springfield, Virginia, pinned her to a playground slide. She claimed the boys held her hands behind her back, covered her mouth and clipped her hair, calling it “ugly” and “nappy.” Her family issued an apology in a statement released Monday.

“To those young boys and their parents, we sincerely apologize for the pain and anxiety these allegations have caused,” the Allen family said.

“To the administrators and families of Immanuel Christian School, we are sorry for the damage this incident has done to trust within the school family and the undue scorn it has brought to the school. To the broader community, who rallied in such passionate support for our daughter, we apologize for betraying your trust. We understand there will be consequences, and we’re prepared to take responsibility for them,” the girl’s family said.

“We know that it will take time to heal, and we hope and pray that the boys, their families, the school and the broader community will be able to forgive us in time.”

Because…of course it was fake news. You’d have to be willingly stupid to have believed it in the first place.

The people who spread this information will not apologize, and they won’t stop to question the next fake hate crime. They make money by spreading misinformation. These are the same idiots who fell for Jussie Smollett. They never learned, and they never will. The media prints lies and the blue checkmarks spread them. The people who combat the lies are all banned from the Twitter and Facebook for spreading “conspiracy theories,” so the truth never gets out. Twitter and Facebook are the enemy of the American people. The media is the enemy of the American people. Rashida Tlaib is the enemy of the American people.

This is the shit I give a fuck about. It affects my day to day life, because it’s pretty common place to be called a racist if you don’t subscribe to woke social justice dogma. What I don’t give a fuck about is the President’s phone calls with the President of a country I’ll never, ever go to.

P.S. It looks like the people who spread this lie will either ignore it or do this.





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30 Comment(s)
  • Judge Alex Haley with Bailiff Chicken George
    October 2, 2019 at 12:03 am

    Shave some of those stinky dreds off of the top of her head and securely glue them to her face so she looks like some smelly rastafarian parody of Santa.
    Then break out the bullwhip, tie her to the flagpole and let the falsely accused young men each take the number of swipes at her back, buttocks and legs equivalent to the number of years of incarceration they could each expect to receive, had they been tried as adults.
    The sentence for her would be both punitive and act as a deterrent to other racist miscreants who cry wolf without any concern over the lives they could potentially destroy.

  • Maureen McCarthy
    Original Cynic
    October 1, 2019 at 7:53 pm

    Has anyone explained to this girl what she has done? Where did she learn that it was OK to do this? She shouldn’t be in this school. She is a RACIST. Her family can apologize all they want, but the damage is done. Just like what happened to the Duke boys, no one will remember this was made up. I saw a blurb about the whole thing being a lie (which I already suspected) and then searched the internet for more and the first several pages of entries were all about what happened to her. BURIED in there was a solitary article that the incident NEVER happened, but was made up. People, check things out before you believe them. Oh, but you only have a life on Facebook where everything is true. Pathetic.

  • abe lincoln almost had them shipped back
    October 1, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    what is different between st patrick’s day,and mlk day,on st patty’s day everyone wants to be white.

  • Johnnie airmaxes
    October 1, 2019 at 12:37 pm

    Social media is nothing but fake bologna! There is nothing true about it!!! My aunts Facebook looked mint like she was living an amazing happy life…I lived in the room next to her and she was depressed crying on a daily basis!! I fuckin hate Facebook esp my family being on it and spurting bullshit. I’m 24 and have none of it anymore because I found myself being depressed comparing myself to others. Wtf? That’s some Corny shit right there!! Go live ur life! Fuck ur blue checkmark!! If you farted next to the homeless guy at the bar it would prob smell the same as his would. go sit on ur iPhone buddy ur not special

  • Johnny Cockring
    October 1, 2019 at 11:54 am

    Believe all women, they have no reason to lie.

  • Independent Thinker
    October 1, 2019 at 6:42 am

    Now will this girl be expelled for what she did? Furthermore, were others (i.e. adult SJW’s) involved in an effort to take down Pence. If you impeach Trump and Pence, which they’ve been planning even before Trump was elected, Nancy becomes the president.

    • Finn
      October 1, 2019 at 11:22 am

      I actually meant to comment this under Finn not my 14th handle, “Independent Thinker”


  • black is back
    October 1, 2019 at 4:29 am

    thank you jessie smollett for showing us the way

    • Tawana Brawley
      October 1, 2019 at 9:57 am

      You better check yo self dawg.
      Aint you forgetin a little sumptin sumptin

  • Silencio Dogood
    October 1, 2019 at 2:55 am

    We’ll never know the truth of what happened to Goldilocks and the three Polar Bears, as those dreadlocks are long gone, clogging the city’s sewerage like great wads of Rastafarian diapers, with any fingerprints washed away. Tweens lie, and those “unnamed boys” are now free to take their metal shears of racism and uglily apply them to pubic regions or other kinked frizz, usually hidden under White culture appropriated wigs.

  • No repercussions
    October 1, 2019 at 1:39 am

    30 fucking days in the can. Start punishing these fucking people.

  • Heidi the slut
    October 1, 2019 at 12:49 am

    seems the little coloured girl was lying all along

  • Captain Trips
    Abe Lincoln
    September 30, 2019 at 10:53 pm

    I am so glad they let the slaves go free. They have been nothing but a positive force on society ever since.

    Said no one, ever.

    • Thomas Jefferson
      October 1, 2019 at 12:03 pm

      I said that if we emancipate them, we should send them back to Afrikka. We would never be able to coexist peacefully if they remained.
      I was not wrong often.

  • Bomt
    September 30, 2019 at 7:45 pm

    I commented that this was fake and to look it up in a week and find out it was all a lie, and was instantly banned from my community facebook page lol.

  • ElJefe72
    September 30, 2019 at 5:56 pm

    Social media is the Devil’s work and a malignant cancer on society

  • A Doofus Rube Who Beleebz Her
    September 30, 2019 at 5:42 pm

    As my ol’ Uncle Honeybiscuit done tole me when I wuz hepin’ him chop cotton on my grandpa Beauregard’s plantation, a good rule o’ thumb when reading about “hate crimes” is,
    If the victim is black, there ain’t been no attack,
    If the victim is brown, you in hustle town,
    If the victim is yella , you been lied to, fella,
    If the victim is white, it ain’t on the news tonight.

  • Dick Scratcher
    September 30, 2019 at 5:10 pm

    I knew that nappy headed hoe was lying from the get go. Anyone who believed this in the first place should take an IQ test. If I was the parent of one of these kids I would start giving out right hooks like they were going out of style

    Get fucked


    • Real_Finn
      September 30, 2019 at 11:26 pm

      Not Dick (but still a dick),

      You’re mixing up your handles. Dick Scratcher is in the UK and I ( Finn) am in South Boston.

      Tick Tock

      Get Fucked,

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        October 1, 2019 at 2:57 am

        Fake Finn/ Fake Dick is clearly a complete ass-clown of the highest order.


      • Imaginary Friend
        October 1, 2019 at 9:41 am

        Sounds like you are the one mixing up your handles.

  • Kevin Cullen
    September 30, 2019 at 4:21 pm

    Sounded believable to me

    • Mike Barnicle Bill The Sailor
      September 30, 2019 at 5:20 pm

      I concur

  • A Normal Guy
    September 30, 2019 at 3:46 pm

    Me being naive read the family’s apology and took it as sincere. So not only are the race baiters trying to say this still happened but that the little girl’s family are liars. They don’t care who they hurt to further their cause. Very shameful

    • South of Andover
      October 2, 2019 at 5:49 pm

      Personally, I commend the girls parents for showing a rare trait: Making a public apology to both the accused boys, as well as to the persons who rallied behind the daughter

  • Keep up the good work TB
    September 30, 2019 at 3:46 pm

    “What I don’t give a fuck about is the President’s phone calls with the President of a country I’ll never, ever go to.”


    • hartf811
      September 30, 2019 at 4:16 pm

      Democrats hate Russia. Ukrainians hate Russia (they are in a suspended state of war over the loss of The Crimea) Wouldn’t you think that these dirty feral liberals would want Trump to fuck up Russia using his relationship with Ukraine?
      Plus Trump wanted to take out Bumbles O’Biden so that Socialist Sally, Chief Grey Beaver is the only place-holder whilst Cankles Clinton continues to dry out? Trump was only trying to not allow Bumbles to be the next Vince Foster.

  • Real HateCimes Go Unreported With White Victims
    September 30, 2019 at 3:40 pm

    Fake media wont report about the 91 year old white man beaten to death by a filthy spic at his wifes gravesite in Cali.
    Fake media wont talk about 20 black animals who stomped on an old white guy in Minneapolis a few weeks ago. They ran him over with a bike and stole his wallet and took his pants off. Savage monkies.

    • First Time Caller
      October 1, 2019 at 8:14 am

      Even worse is that those punk assholes in Minneapolis was a big group of dirty, filthy, ungrateful, welfare-sucking Somalis

  • hartf811
    Father Dimmock
    September 30, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    The minute I read the words “Bishop” and “Talaib” I knew the story was bullshit. Hope “Pebbles” Rollins has a press conference because “Hate has no home here” except against whit people.

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