Turtleboy Investigates

Mushmouth Marty Walsh Went Out Posing For Selfies With Strange Women With No Masks On After Tweeting Out That You Must Wear Masks And Social Distance Even Outside


Boston Mayor Marty Mushmouth Walsh was tweeting yesterday about the importance of staying 6 feet apart from others and wearing a mask.


Because the only people who can’t spread the virus are rioters screaming “black lives matter” while they terrorize innocent civilians.

Except just a few hours last Marty was spotted out with a Quincy woman, posing for selfies without a mask on.

As you can see, Marty is a graduate of the Nancy Pelosi School of Politics. Masks for thee but not for me.

Carrie Keith has my primary Facebook account blocked (Clarence Woods Emerson), but I can clearly see while using another page (kind of pointless to block me guys) that she was out at the Range Bar & Grille in Hingham.

It should be noted that the woman who posted it wrote, “Yo this isn’t Marty.” we have not heard back from her after reaching out. He face does look noticeably skinnier, but the hairline, widow’s peak, fade haricut, eye color, eyebrows, pointed nose, tucked in lips, ears, and chine are a dead match to most images you can find of Walsh.

Additionally the woman also posted another image last night while out, and she and her friend are wearing the same exact shirts that they are wearing in the picture with Walsh, which indicates that the picture was taken last night.

He also appears to have mask rash, which may be why he took it off.

We called the Mayor’s Office for comment, just as we did during the week, but have not heard back and don’t expect to hear back. However, this was clearly taken last night, that is clearly Marty Walsh, and he is clearly not wearing a mask or standing 6 feet apart from other people. Because just like Nancy Pelosi, Charlie Baker, Karyn Polito, and every other politician who is making you wear a mask and telling you to stay home, not a single one of them is scared of coronavirus. Nor should they be. Commie cold kills the sick, elderly, and morbidly obese. The media will find some random person in Indiana who was 35 and healthy and allegedly died from COVID in order to scare you. But the reality is for people like Marty Walsh and Nancy Pelosi who analyze the data every day, that they couldn’t die from coronavirus if they tried.

In May Marty made it mandatory for everyone to wear a mask at all times when outside, even runners and bikers. He was really mad at people who weren’t wearing masks.

“I was hoping people would take the responsibility themselves,” he said in the interview. “Clearly there are too many cases and situations where that’s not happening.”

Anytime you leave your home or you’re anywhere near other people, you should be wearing a face covering,” he said. “We ask people to keep their distance from one another, get their shopping done quickly, and wear a face covering

Meanwhile, just check out all the times Marty Walsh has tweeted about wearing masks.


In case he deletes.


Not just indoors either – all the time. Hell, he tweeted this 2 hours ago.

Meanwhile this was him the night before.

These are the people telling you that your kids can’t go to school and your business can’t open. They are tyrants, liars, and hypocrites, and they think you are very, very stupid.


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69 Comment(s)
  • micksmercantile
    Wastefield Bartender
    September 8, 2020 at 11:54 am

    Of course he doesn’t need a mask!!! But God for fucking bid Commie Baker allows my job to reopen. Almost 6 months since bars shut down and this asshole is out taking glamorshots with basic bitches.

  • Fake Rant Queen
    September 7, 2020 at 11:46 pm

    ARE YOU SURE, Turtleboy? Something’s not right here. Because– comparing the head shot with the group photo– the head shot shows Marty as he appears today. But in the group photo (which bears a strong resemblance to Walsh), he looks years younger and a whole lot skinnier.

  • Mahty Cuck
    September 7, 2020 at 6:36 pm

    That’s not mask rash, that alcoholic ruddy complexion. Ever see Marty’s news conferences? Other than the cops, there isn’t anyone there. Biggest dope to run the city of Boston. He can’t even put a whole sentence together. I wish mumbles Menino was still alive

  • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
    September 7, 2020 at 6:16 pm

    This was done on purpose TB.
    I posed with women becsuse its rumored that ole SleepyJoe aint fond of homosexuals. I have higher aspirations even though most would say I Peter Principled at my current position leading the shitty of Boston.
    If evil Trump wins then I will run again but you see ole SleepyJoe has this thing for speech impediments and I have been gaining favor with him for that.
    The alleged homosexuality is decimating my chances if proven to be true burt again its been alleged and only alleged.
    Hence, the picture with the icky broads.

  • Julie the Jarhead
    September 7, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    Why do some of the screenshots have the dates deliberately cropped off and some leave the date intact and deliberately un-cropped?

  • Judge dread
    September 7, 2020 at 12:23 pm

    In those selfies yah the women are pretty; but he looks like he has some kind of serious face rash going on, doesn’t he?

  • dough bro
    September 7, 2020 at 10:49 am

    Marty’s Photo Album:
    I went down on these two chicks and all I got was this flaming case of facial crabs!
    Note to self: Don’t use this for campaign T- shirts…..

  • CONN
    September 7, 2020 at 9:56 am

    Either that pic is photoshopped or Walsh is way dumber than anyone originally thought.

  • .
    September 7, 2020 at 9:23 am

    Nobody is going to mention that the brunette could catch rapid fire ropes of jizz of the dome? Looks like she definitely prefers a finger in the poop chute while she’s getting a cock jammed in her henhole.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    September 7, 2020 at 8:45 am

    This is the New Normal. We’ll Get Through This Together. You Are the True Heroes.

  • Tessy
    September 7, 2020 at 6:36 am

    If Biden wins it’s no secret he’s becoming Secretary of Labor or US Embassador to Ireland. He’s all in with the Dems. Needs a lifeline bad because he will Loose to Michelle Wu. His buddy Kenny Casey just closed his bar this week. He’s pissing off people close to him outside of politics. They had the Caribbean Festival and Parties by Franklin Park. God forbid you sit at a bar or go to a Sox game though. Double Standard

    • Monica's Cannon-Farts
      September 7, 2020 at 10:33 am

      “It’s no secret” you take everything you read in the Herald and repeat it as if it’s yours.

      (And wtf is an “Embassador”, anyways?)

      • Tessy
        September 7, 2020 at 2:12 pm

        Ambassador. Yea it’s known my man. He’s up Biden’s ass. The city has changed way to the left since he took office. The Globe, JP liberals , women will be all in with Wu. He’s no Menino doesn’t have a great machine( I do give him credit for not having bad grudges. I read the Herald as well. Everyone in Boston political circles is speculating it. That’s were they probably picked it up. Not from me. His parents are from Ireland. He’s in with Vandakar and the Mayors and Business execs over the pond.

  • Billjoejimbob
    September 7, 2020 at 6:36 am

    Just remember this all you knuckleheads keep voting people like this into office ,time after time ,after time after time.and for some strange reason things never get better,even though every election promises are made.

  • Sam adams
    September 7, 2020 at 6:28 am

    Ah good ole alcohol,it’s what makes for a great mayor of bean town.

  • Warty Malsh
    September 7, 2020 at 4:17 am

    What a hippocrat. I mean a democrite.

  • Alwaysdrunkandskanky
    September 7, 2020 at 3:35 am

    I live in Quincy and know those Drinkin snooty skanks ! Yes it is Marty Walsh ! Smh ! Fuck Marty he is a cock sucker

  • Hugh Jarse
    September 6, 2020 at 11:29 pm

    Both girls hair is parted on the opposite side in the pictures.

    Something fucky about this whole thing.


    • bloop
      September 7, 2020 at 9:50 am

      Hi dipshit, let me help you out because you’re an imbecile (which is another word for dumb dumb so you can keep up). Sometimes on the internet pictures are “flipped” which gives the appearance of things originally on the left, for instance, now appear as if they’re on the right. If you’d notice the inspection sticker is on the wrong side of the windshield on the car behind them in one picture. So the parting of the hair is irrelevant. But disregard that the dictator Mayor is breaking his own regulations flagrantly (which means obviously offensive) which is the point to the blog. I’m guessing you’re over 75 years old or have an IQ hovering just above mentally disabled. Either way, the internet is not for you. Go eat some paste.

      • Bloop the Bitch Boy
        September 7, 2020 at 10:27 am

        “bloop”: Is that the sound you hear when you pays guys to shit on your face?

        Go fuck yaself, Nancy.

        • bloop
          September 7, 2020 at 10:59 am

          “when you pays guys”. Someone with such a strong command of the English language should know the word you’re looking for is “plop”. But keep trying…..

          • bloop eats poop
            September 7, 2020 at 11:55 am

            Eat a bag o’ dicks, fat boy.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    September 6, 2020 at 10:31 pm

    Well, if this is true lets see how this turd spins it? I am sure his defenders are already out in force working overtime.

    So, stupid question. Why are Idaho, North and South Dakota, Wyoming and Montana on a travel ban list by Fuhrer Parker? I bet they have had less total cases since March than oh Lynn, Lowell, Everett, Revere, etc. And again, if Everett is so badly handing this Chinese Flu, why is the Encore open 24/7? I got nothing against the casino but they can be open yet some restaurant in a town with 3 cases in 3 weeks, no deaths, can be full open for business?

    • Dr. Falsie
      September 6, 2020 at 11:05 pm

      Casinos are exempt. Arcades are not. Casinos have money. Arcades do not.

      Restaurants are exempt. Bars are not. Restaurants have money. Bars do not.

      Pelosi is exempt. Jane Blow is not. Pelosi has money. Jane Blow does not.

      We can only surmise Covid is repelled by money.

      • Do The Reich Thing
        September 6, 2020 at 11:07 pm

        Like Magic Johnson & AIDS. Money is the cure.

        Funny thing, PINZ and Ryan’s Ten Pin Eatery. They can open, serve food, you can bowl but you can’t go into the arcade, bar or they can’t host live music. How fucked up is that? You can open your business but only half of it and only serve half as many customers.

    • #nottillitssafe
      September 7, 2020 at 9:06 am

      Good observation, but the second pic appears to be flipped. The inspection sticker on the vehicle behind them appears to be on the left side of the windshield.

    • Typhoid Lazy
      September 8, 2020 at 2:36 pm

      Oh, I think I know: they all vote for the wrong political party?

      Perhaps if they had shoved a few early covids into nursing homes they would be welcome in the Bay State? Oh well, look at what they’re missing. I’m not sure how they’ll survive.

  • Phil McCracken
    September 6, 2020 at 10:24 pm

    I’m calling it: Photoshop job.

    (Old picture…at least ten years)

  • Not a doctor
    September 6, 2020 at 10:06 pm

    Poor Marty looks like he went muff diving on some rotten snatch. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.

  • Boe Jiden
    September 6, 2020 at 10:02 pm

    One can only ride this virus politically for so long. I, for one, will wait for common sense. An economy destroyed is an economy wasted. Long winded hacks spewing press conference virtuousness and fear mongering.
    This alcoholic hack is covid riding a cushy job in a prospective sun downing administration.
    These are your leaders folks.

  • Guinea Geisha
    September 6, 2020 at 9:42 pm

    Hypocrisy can’t be at its finest if it tries to mask its rash decisions.

  • Pick a stooge any stooge
    September 6, 2020 at 8:52 pm

    So who does Marty more closely resemble? Is it Shemp or Curly? I think he’s a Shemp all the way. Well he definitely isn’t a Moe.

  • Marty the drunk
    September 6, 2020 at 8:49 pm

    Rules are for thee not for me!!!!! Do what I tell you to do not as I do!!!!!

  • Frank
    September 6, 2020 at 8:47 pm

    So that’s what you look like after you sell your soul

  • Hmmm
    September 6, 2020 at 8:31 pm

    Asking for a friend …..why isn’t Mahty married and lives as a ‘confirmed’ bachelor?

    • Bristol = Obese, Liberal Foot Stamp Whale
      September 6, 2020 at 11:54 pm

      Trump already banned fags from the military. He should also ban fags from public office.

  • Spoon Fed Bottom Feeder
    September 6, 2020 at 8:31 pm

    That massive gap between his upper lip and his nose is unmistakable and unnatural. What a freak!

  • D.B. Cooper
    September 6, 2020 at 8:25 pm

    What’s hard about this? It’s a smart virus. It knows who are democrats and who are not.

  • Nancy Pelosi
    September 6, 2020 at 7:22 pm

    This is Nancy Pelosi. Marty just tell the people you can’t get drunk with a mask on. I told people I can’t get my hair washed with a mask on. Rules for thee, not for me. Stupid peasants. When your done drinking Marty, come over my place. You can put one of my ice cold 12 dollar a pint tubs of ice cream on that rash you have on your face.

  • Boston Irish
    Fenway Frank
    September 6, 2020 at 7:13 pm

    Maahtty plans on joe the groper winning and giving him a nice post

  • Jarhead
    September 6, 2020 at 7:09 pm

    Last Call Marty, Fucking Commie Bitch! Jerks off to pictures of Nancy Pelosi. hahahahahahaha

    • Nancy Pelosi the Face of abstinence
      September 6, 2020 at 7:24 pm

      Nancy Pelosi should be the poster girl for abstinence. What an ugly cunt inside and out.

      • Jarhead
        September 6, 2020 at 7:47 pm

        She should shave her ass and walk backwards, dirty rotten Commie Skank.

  • Mayor Marty Walsh
    September 6, 2020 at 7:05 pm

    This is Mayor Marty Walsh. Of course I did not wear a mask. And neither did these two fine women. How would these two gals suck my cock with a mask on? And how would I eat their pussies with a mask on. And before the three way,
    We can drink our booze with the mask on. Thank you Governor Baker for leaving the liquor store open for me during this plan demic.

    • Karen Polito
      September 6, 2020 at 7:08 pm

      Hi Marty. This is Karen Polito. Can I come to your party? I go to other people’s parties so I can deny having a party. Not my fault if I attend others gatherings. I’d love a drink on your dime too. My mouth is warm and moist Marty. I can deep throat. How do you think I got Charlie Baker to pick me for this job?

      • Camel Toe Harris
        September 6, 2020 at 7:10 pm

        This is Kamala Harris. That is my style Karen. I don’t just suck at my job, I suck to get my job too. Marty , I’d love to join your party. My blowjobs are really famous and good. Just ask Willie Brown.

        • Joe Biden
          September 6, 2020 at 7:12 pm

          This is Joe Biden. Kamala you are supposed to be sucking my cock. Remember if I win you will be president and I’ll be put into the basement again. Don’t forget to vote for Joe and the Hoe on Super Thursday.

          • Bill Clinton
            September 6, 2020 at 7:14 pm

            Hey Joe. This is Bill Clinton. Are Kamala’s Blowjobs good? If they are, I’d love to hire her for a position At the Clinton global initiative if you lose the election. You might lose the election but I won’t lose my election. Tell Kamala to wear a blue dress. I have a thing for blue dresses.

          • Captain Trips
            Ted Bundy
            September 7, 2020 at 8:29 am

            This is Ted Bundy. If any of you ladies need a ride home after bar hopping, hit me up!

  • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
    September 6, 2020 at 6:56 pm

    This was done on purpose TB.
    I posed with women becsuse its rumored that ole SleepyJoe aint fond of homosexuals. I have higher aspirations even though most would say I Peter Principled at my current position leading the shitty of Boston.
    If evil Trump wins then I will run again but you see ole SleepyJoe has this thing for speech impediments and I have been gaining favor with him for that. The alleged homosexuality is decimating my chances if proven to be true burt again its been alleged and only alleged.
    Hence, the picture with the icky broads.

  • Michael Skakel
    September 6, 2020 at 6:54 pm

    My face turns red when I drink gin, oh, and when I crush my 15 year old neighbors skull with a 6 iron, just sayin

    • Ted Kennedy
      September 6, 2020 at 7:18 pm

      This is Ted Kennedy. Hey Michael. Too bad your only a Kennedy cousin. If your last name was Kennedy you wouldn’t be in jail right now. I got away with Dunking a blonde in a pond and leaving her there after I dropped a load in her mouth. My mouth was full of booze. I could out drink you and Marty combined.

      • Michael Skakel
        September 6, 2020 at 10:47 pm

        Great news uncle Ted, they let my murderous ass out, I was released, I told the judge my high priced lawyer sucked, and boom, free as a bird, it doesn’t matter that I killed a 15 yo girl with daddy’s custom 6 iron, just like you I got away with murder, and my cousin Michael Kennedy even wrote a book on my behalf blaming Martha Moxleys brother, ain’t it great being a Kennedy, except for ginger joe who lost to Ed fuckin Markey, what a loser

        • Captain Trips
          Ted Bundy
          September 7, 2020 at 8:34 am

          This is Ted Bundy. Could the Kennedy’s pull some weight for me? The police confiscated my crowbar and arm cast. I could use the help.

    • Joe Jim Crow Biden
      September 6, 2020 at 10:47 pm

      The only thing worse than a queer is a black guy. If I get elected they are all going back to jail. I put them all away once and I can do it again. Stupid Trump let them out.

  • Marty the drunk
    September 6, 2020 at 6:19 pm

    Mask rash huh? Too bad that’s not a staph infection! Hopefully it turns into one, that will teach him to wear a mask!

  • bill fleming
    September 6, 2020 at 5:36 pm

    Last night seven hoods were shot four others were stabbed and another homeless person was run over by a train at Newmarket station. Wearing masks is the least of Mayor Marty’s problems.

    • 30330
      September 7, 2020 at 9:27 pm

      Boon on boon violence…keep it coming! Also, +1 for the train too.

  • Bald headed Ayanna
    September 6, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    Mush mouth is a filthy bag of shit

    You can’t drink hard liquor around the clock for 40 years and have many brain cells left

  • Give the guy a break
    September 6, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    The picture is after he tried to do a flaming shot of 151 with his mask on

  • BLM
    September 6, 2020 at 4:42 pm

    Is this a Before and After COVID?

  • Pat McGroyn
    September 6, 2020 at 3:53 pm

    Um, I don’t know, guys…aside from the green tie and flower in the lapel (St Paddy’s Day, maybe?), he looks kinda younger and thinner here. Are we sure about this pic?
    I mean, next you’ll be trying to tell us he’s still hanging out with the racist, violence-advocating tax fraud and donating 4,200 square feet of free space in Hyde Park for her scams…

    • Bucky
      September 6, 2020 at 4:15 pm

      I’m kinda torn too but the skin blemish/mole on his left cheek is there

    • Cracka Head
      September 6, 2020 at 4:17 pm

      That don’t matter, cause the guy in the picture will eventually not be wearing a mask. In that cause, the story is true. Facts don’t matter. Crackas, they all look alike.

  • hartf811
    September 6, 2020 at 3:48 pm

    Closet hmoe fraud.
    He will be cleaning MCG’ s nasty snatch with his tongue tomorrow when she opens another taxpayer funded bootlip grift.

  • joseph henderson
    September 6, 2020 at 3:24 pm

    As you can see by the red rash on his face Marty is allergic to pussy…

  • Calm WhiteDad
    September 6, 2020 at 3:15 pm

    The uprise is coming and it is going to get very ugly.

    • Jarhead
      September 6, 2020 at 7:00 pm

      correct, try finding Ammo at Bass Pro, the Shelves are bare and its not because Deer Season is right around the corner, can”t do a Ballistic test on a Broadhead… LOL

  • Orion
    September 6, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    What a witless boob. Is he seriously retarded? And why not wear a mask in March?

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