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Nana Karen Disapproves Of Heartwarming Story Involving Crotch Fruits Honoring Their Favorite UPS Drive In South Boston Due To Lack Of Masks

 

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Nice little story in Southie today that will warm your heart.

Well isn’t that cute. Something we can all enjoy right?

Wrong.

That’s when this woman showed up.

Her name is Frances, which is like being named Shane for old white women. And she only cared about one thing in that picture – the lack of masks.

They could be spreading commie cold! A kid could get it and they might get a headache or something.

As you can see she received a simple explanation clarifying the lack of masks, which would make any normal person say “OK” and move on with their life. Not Frances though…..

She’s calling the governor to report a rogue UPS delivery man and a bunch of toddlers without masks on, because it’s all their fault that schools aren’t open yet.

This is the world we are living in.

This is the land of the coronabros and Karens.

I can’t even get upset anymore. All you can do is just sit back and laugh at how crazy everyone is.

 

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91 Comment(s)
  • I like this Frances
    October 14, 2020 at 6:22 am

    Other than the mask thing, she’s a fine conservative and truthfully not hard on the eyes.
    I would not be at all surprised if we have a number of mutual friends.
    She’s probably married, tho. Too bad. Wouldn’t mind getting to know her.

  • T.R., buttering up granny's nooks n crannies
    October 14, 2020 at 5:09 am

    I’d give Fran a go.
    Spread those lovely, doughy buttcheeks and commence to spitting and splitting.
    I bet she’d make me some tea and english muffins once we finish.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    October 11, 2020 at 10:47 pm

    WHO, who Charlie Parker bows the fucking knee and sucks the dick at their advice has now come out against lockdowns. I presume that means by Wed morning no more partial openings, all business returns to normal and you can take your mask and shove it up your ass!

  • Frances Gonsalves?
    October 11, 2020 at 10:20 pm

    for fucks sakes, I’ve always wondered what happens when an illegal Irish invader meets up with an illegal Mexican invader…..

    Now we know!!!

    Slaughter them both!!!!!!!

  • GO NYC BOONS GO
    October 11, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    More than a dozen primates were shot in the Big Apple over the Saturday and Sunday, including two fatally, as the yearlong spike in chimp gunplay continued.

    Gotham’s latest shooting death came around 1:20 a.m. Sunday on the Lower East Side, when police responding to a report of shots fired found 26-year-old chimp Tyrell Williams with a bullet wound to the chest at East 13th Street and Avenue A, cops said.

    Williams was taken to Mount Sinai Beth Isreal Hospital, where he was pronounced dead.

  • Judge dread
    October 11, 2020 at 7:38 pm

    this woman has the vibe going on where she will examine your anus and will not laugh about it. i think these patriots called this bitch out.

  • White interloper
    October 11, 2020 at 7:27 pm

    I wonder if the white shitbag married to Kamala Harris can taste willie browns balls and asshole on her tongue

    Ahahahaha

  • Bo bo Olsen
    October 11, 2020 at 7:23 pm

    George Floyd had just got an endorsement from Electrolux vacume cleaners
    They were going to do an infomercial their vacume against greorges monster nose
    Which one could suck up an ounce of coke faster

  • Father Milroy
    October 11, 2020 at 7:19 pm

    Frances sucked off a pakastinky dot head cab driver down at Carson beach because she couldn’t pay her cab fare

    I feel for her family

    I’ll say a novena star gate of heaven wearing a fucking mask

  • GO CHICAGO BOONS GO
    October 11, 2020 at 5:10 pm

    CHICAGO (WLS) — Four primates are dead and 41 shot in all so far this weekend in shootings across Chicago, according to police.
    Lori Lightfoot is incensed by the single digit kill rate and vows to do more.

    In one of the latest shootings, an ape was shot in a racist white vehicle near Navy Pier.

    Popo be looking for a man who was driving a racist white SUV

  • BottomFeeder
    October 11, 2020 at 4:39 pm

    Damn you are getting desperate. Doing a blog post on a comment someone made about a mask? She said the kids were adorable!

    You are scraping the bottom of the barrel.

  • Carlos the wet back
    October 11, 2020 at 2:46 pm

    George Floyd was a drug addict convict porch monkey who died of an overdose

    The brave police officers should be given medals for ridding society of this piece of shit

    • FICO
      October 11, 2020 at 4:59 pm

      He was also a bad credit risk and known deadbeat who died with 6 figure credit card debt.

      • Organ Donor Card
        October 11, 2020 at 5:38 pm

        He stiffed us too when we tried to collect.
        Internal organs looked like they came out of a mummy and the brain was the last bean in a Goya can.

  • Renfro
    October 11, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    If Biden gets elected within six months he’ll either die of a heart attack become so incapacitated by dementia he has to resign or him and his drug addict son get indicted
    You’re going to have a radical negroe prostitute as prez

    WTF

    • Cum allah harris
      October 11, 2020 at 5:01 pm

      I was talking and for your informatiob, when people recer to a super spreader. Ya that girl was me.

      • Chris Tranos
        October 12, 2020 at 9:09 am

        you’re an angry slut that needs a good beating. dirty whore

  • Renfroe
    October 11, 2020 at 2:41 pm

    If Biden gets elected within six months he’ll either die of a heart attack become so incapacitated by dementia he has to resign or him and his drug addict son get indicted
    You’re going to have a radical negroe prostitute as president

    WTF

  • VP Spiro T Cheney
    October 11, 2020 at 2:05 pm

    So there are three issues i get along with my liberal friends:
    1. open the schools
    2. stop the lock downs
    3. legalize all drugs

    seriously if i can buy adult use medical grade pot legally without a license, then why can’t i buy LSD, psilocybin, MDMA, etc.But still, you know what i am talking bout.

    • post
      October 11, 2020 at 2:35 pm

      agreed 100%.

      also, frances, like many, needs a mental evaluation.

  • Shockwave Rider
    October 11, 2020 at 1:57 pm

    she was probably pretty hawt when she was like 35. now not so much.

    • johny two times
      October 12, 2020 at 9:12 am

      she has leakage problems now

      • johny two times
        October 12, 2020 at 9:13 am

        she has leakage problems now .

  • The logical Libertarian
    October 11, 2020 at 1:29 pm

    Frances: “I’ll let the governor know that you parents are the ones who should be setting the rules”.

    YES, the governor doesn’t “tell” people what to do. The PEOPLE tell the governor what to do. It’s the only thing you got right in your stupid rant and unfortunately for you, you meant it as sarcasm.

  • 30 something 0
    October 11, 2020 at 11:44 am

    CornPop was a bad dude who ran a bunch of bad boys. Corn Pop carried a straight razor and was gonna be waiting for me when I got off work. I walked out with the chain. I walked up to my car. First of all, when I tell you to get off the board, you get off the board, and I’ll kick you out again. But I shouldn’t have called you Esther Williams

    • Can’t Jemima 2
      October 11, 2020 at 12:00 pm

      It’s more likely Creepy had a brain pop than this cockamamie Corn Pop story.

    • Judge dread
      October 11, 2020 at 7:23 pm

      Yah man, corn pop was pretty bad.

  • Sergeant Hulka
    October 11, 2020 at 10:09 am

    Lighten up Frances.

  • Nicole
    October 11, 2020 at 9:56 am

    I hope someone starts a go fund me if this guy gets fired because of her. Trash.

  • Mahty Cucks Bartender
    October 11, 2020 at 9:30 am

    Sitting on the toilet taking a Frances, I finished reading it just before I wiped my Goncalves

  • Ray Patriarca
    October 11, 2020 at 9:02 am

    What a cunt !

  • Fed Ex Courier
    October 11, 2020 at 8:59 am

    Dear ‘Karen’,

    Was the dog suppose to wear a mask too? I’m asking for a friend 🙂

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 11, 2020 at 7:22 am

    Bet her vag smells like rancid mayo and stale wet Virginia slims.

    • Val Kilmer
      October 12, 2020 at 10:03 am

      Such a poor attempt at trying to be ST. He owns your brain and keeps you up all night

      Now queue up the reply from you pretending to be a 3rd party calling us both losers.
      Every. Single. Time.

  • Lovely
    October 11, 2020 at 7:01 am

    Don’t call me Frances or I’ll kill ya. And I take deliveries at my back door.

  • Fred Rutherford
    October 11, 2020 at 6:36 am

    Is it me or does every person associated with Brown University come across as a cunt? Francis go stuff your beaver with a mask and get off Facefuck.

  • Southie projects for life
    October 11, 2020 at 3:49 am

    Social media was already the downfall of society but once this older generation got hooked on it we were fucked. Bored, lonely, miserable and now they have a portal to just let it spew. Instead of the days where they would just rant to themselves they now sit behind keyboards putting their verbal diarrhea into dialogue. Unfortunately it’s never the insightful or intelligent ones just the spiteful old biddies.

  • the virgin Connie Swail
    October 11, 2020 at 12:37 am

    worn out drunken cunt

  • Francis the whore
    October 10, 2020 at 11:09 pm

    In high school I caught her giving two guys a double hand job behind the L street bath house

    • J. Rakes
      October 10, 2020 at 11:14 pm

      I was one of the guys and it was more than a handj9b. She was very adept at rimming

    • Get a room you two bath house homos
      October 11, 2020 at 12:54 am

      .

      • Barry obama
        October 11, 2020 at 5:03 pm

        Yeas yeas yall

  • Super negroe
    October 10, 2020 at 11:07 pm

    The only super spreader is your mother when she spread her wrinkled cunt for the five spades who fucked her last night

  • George Fentynal Floyd
    October 10, 2020 at 11:04 pm

    I’d give this ugly old white bitch with the Jimmy Durante nose a Cleveland steamer between her wrinkled old tits after a wrack of bbq spare ribs
    But I’m thinking she’d enjoy it

  • TRUMP is a NAZI
    October 10, 2020 at 10:32 pm

    He’s a SUPER SPREADER just like lying TRUMP! If you vote for Trump you’re a NAZI RACIST BIGGOT.

    • Do The Reich Thing
      October 10, 2020 at 10:44 pm

      I hope so and I hope he’s your UPS driver.

    • That Lil Girl Was ME
      October 10, 2020 at 11:15 pm

      i have been a super spreader my whole career. How do you think I got to VP

    • Barry Sotero
      October 11, 2020 at 9:10 am

      kamala is an angry slut who fucked her way to where she is. Joe Biden has the mind of a senile old fool.

    • Jo jo white
      October 11, 2020 at 7:13 pm

      Your mother is a spreader
      She spread gonareah of the throat all over Roxbury and Randolph

  • Steven Steiner
    October 10, 2020 at 10:25 pm

    Packing the court, are you going to pack the court? Kameltoe is going to pack the court. I immediately insert the word fudge, instead of court. Makes me laugh. Like the word mask, or the phrase Social distance. We’re fucked.
    .

  • Get a job - No more protesting
    October 10, 2020 at 10:20 pm

    All I have to say is 2020 is so fucked and let’s protest everything. We need people to work or the libs will continue to protest everything and collect from people that actually work.

  • Sad sad Frances
    October 10, 2020 at 10:17 pm

    Frances:
    Just a few things to clarify for you
    1. Schools are “closed” because the MTA is holding everyone hostage over hysteria
    2. The virus has a 99.997% survival rate for anyone under 19. That’s from the CDC website
    3. You are a joy killer
    4. If you focused on your life more and other people’s life less, you would be a happier person

    Go forth, Frances, and live your life and be free from virtue signaling and buttinsky’s disease.

  • Fraces swollen liver
    October 10, 2020 at 10:02 pm

    Frances lay off the booze ….she is the village drunk …
    Look at her booze rash …She even scarier looking in person …
    Find this hard to believe but her she even uglier on the inside!!! Fact

    Get some help

  • Captain Trips
    October 10, 2020 at 9:38 pm

    Give Frances a break. I bet she was a world of fun back in the days of disco 🙂

    • Eddie Van Halen
      October 10, 2020 at 10:13 pm

      I single handedly killed disco. Fuck disco.

      • Kurt Cobain
        October 12, 2020 at 6:12 am

        I single handedly ended hair bands. Fuck hair bands.

  • Monkey Lives Are Horrible and DONT MATTER
    October 10, 2020 at 9:35 pm

    Bands of shoplifters are terrorizing Soho’s high-end boutiques, lifting hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of designer merchandise, and in some cases, threatening security guards to keep quiet — or be labeled racist, The Post has learned.

    The disturbing pattern began in late May during the riots that rocked the city in the wake of the George Floyd police custody death. High-end Celine was looted of $1.5 million in merchandise then, and the blatant thievery continues “every week” in ritzy stores such as Prada, Moncler, Dior and Balenciaga, one plugged-in local said essentially naggers sre given carte Blanche to steal

    • GO CHICAGO BOONS GO
      October 10, 2020 at 11:12 pm

      You seem pretty cool, we should get together and tickle each other with a feather. Your mother’s basement or mine?

      • Basement Blues
        October 10, 2020 at 11:18 pm

        what you and your family do for fun should remain behind closed doors

        • GO CHICAGO BOONS GO
          October 11, 2020 at 12:56 am

          You sound even cooler, let’s all three of us get a room!

          But you two fags pay.

          • Slow and steady
            October 11, 2020 at 5:05 pm

            You got the teachers pension you pay

  • Brandon
    October 10, 2020 at 8:00 pm

    Hey banana nose
    Mind your own business you asshole

  • Ayanna the bald nigress
    October 10, 2020 at 7:56 pm

    Frances go ahead and call that dildo governor charlie Parker
    You’re an ugly fucking busy body

    I hope you come down with this fake COVID you cunt

  • Southie
    October 10, 2020 at 7:54 pm

    I’m from south Boston and know Francis and her family
    Sadly she has a drinking problem and when she’s drinking she’s a nasty bitch
    She once had to be removed from the Erie Pub after she pissed her pants in a back booth
    I feel for her family

    • I used to live in Southie
      October 10, 2020 at 9:09 pm

      But then my father got a job.

      • Aids infected faggot
        October 10, 2020 at 9:37 pm

        More like you moved in with a gay roommste in tbe South End becsuse old Southie would have beaten you every day.

        • I used to live in Southie
          October 10, 2020 at 9:49 pm

          I’m not afraid a bunch of toothless oxy addicts, they don’t scare me and neither do you.

          Now take a big whiff, and smell my farts.

          • george Michael
            October 10, 2020 at 11:19 pm

            ok liberace whatever you say

  • pulitzer
    October 10, 2020 at 7:00 pm

    this is the one.

  • bloop
    October 10, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    Yes of course. Only the State is allowed to tell kids what to do. Parents now have no right to bring up their kids as they see fit because only people without kids are allowed to make arbitrary rules everyone must follow. Excepts themselves. SMFH.

    Hey Francis, W.C. Fields called. He wants his nose back.

    • Hillary
      October 11, 2020 at 10:19 am

      It takes a village to raise a Chelsea. Bill was cucked BTW.

  • Southie Changed I Didnt
    October 10, 2020 at 6:19 pm

    Her shirt says Brown University..another Ivy League Elitist . These people are Dangerous

  • Uncle Ben down the street
    October 10, 2020 at 5:49 pm

    Frances I hope you realize that one, you will have to pick up your packages at the distribution center for the next ten years. Plus everyone who ever wanted to payback a sniveling neighborhood can’t mind their own fucked up life, will be sending you the family dog’s shit in the mail, under 13 oz please. UPS will be delivering assorted weighs of used depends and medical supplies, because we all know you can handle it for the rest of us.

  • Judge dread
    October 10, 2020 at 5:23 pm

    85 shot in Chi-Raq according to heyjackass dot com. We are talking Saturday not even a weekend, that is how bad it is.

  • Tom Pettys ghost
    October 10, 2020 at 4:52 pm

    She seemed very pleasant with her concerns. It’s not the right way to condemn this lady for expressing views of concern and safety of the driver and children alike. Very petty article.

    • George Harrison's ghost
      October 11, 2020 at 4:31 am

      Quit being a faggot, Tom

      • ^°^°^°^
        October 11, 2020 at 5:47 pm

        Faggot?!?! Your muthus would tell all you uthuwise! Crotch lappin MoFos!
        Into their great wide opens!

    • American Girl
      October 11, 2020 at 11:39 am

      Hey Tom dont come around here no more.

    • Ayanna the bald nigress cunt
      October 11, 2020 at 2:37 pm

      Tom

      The only thing petty is Cock suckers like you defending this douchebag

  • Hu Fartted
    October 10, 2020 at 4:51 pm

    The chinese flu sure has shown a light on what assholes the lefties in this country have become.

  • Frances
    October 10, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    i am a joyless, souless and miserable democRat cunt.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    October 10, 2020 at 4:19 pm

    Fuck off lady! No one cares about you and your mask crusaders!

  • Done with this shit
    October 10, 2020 at 4:13 pm

    There will be no feel good stories while Trump is in the White House! None! It does not fit the democratic narrative. Happy people Of any age are bad

  • VP Spiro T Cheney
    October 10, 2020 at 3:57 pm

    The World Health Organization (W.H.O.) stood as the bookies’ favourite Wednesday to win the 2020 Nobel Peace Prize, with experts tipping Greta Thunberg as a strong outside contender along with a host of U.N. subsidiaries.

    The UN army is one of the most corrupt organizations ever. A lot of friends of mine from mid 2000s Combat Infantry Men, they never told me specifics, but every single one of thosde vets hate the fucking UN. As a civi i could give zero fucks about the UN or anything they do.

    All they do is run the 3rd world and use food as weapons. They recently got a prize for using food., THAT IS IS LIKE GIVING JEFFREY DALMER AN AWARD FOR ANTI CANNIBALISM.

    Unbelievable.

  • Father Richard Inya
    October 10, 2020 at 3:55 pm

    Let us pray that a bag of dicks get caught under Frances’ face diaper and she chokes to death as she dialing the phone to the guv. Amen.

  • Liawatha
    October 10, 2020 at 3:48 pm

    Thank you Frances for pointing out this egregious infraction perpetrated by that super spreader UPS driver! Not only does UPS need to fire him, he also needs to be arrested! All parties involved need to be removed from society and quarantined!

    • FedEx
      October 11, 2020 at 2:46 pm

      And those children should be removed from their uncaring parents and sent to the border of Mass and NY to live in the socialist state and learn that masks are required

  • Gov Charle Biden
    October 10, 2020 at 3:11 pm

    What a fuck wad, old twat

    • 30 something something 0
      October 10, 2020 at 3:52 pm

      Guv Charlie Parker is providing all of us… uh…um… you know the thing.

      Join us.

  • observer
    October 10, 2020 at 3:09 pm

    As soon as I saw story today, I knew someone would complain about the lack of masks.

  • WTF America
    October 10, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    Oh boy as soon as this story aired I knew the Karen’s would be coming out of the wood work full force.

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