Nice little story in Southie today that will warm your heart.
Well isn’t that cute. Something we can all enjoy right?
Wrong.
That’s when this woman showed up.
Her name is Frances, which is like being named Shane for old white women. And she only cared about one thing in that picture – the lack of masks.
They could be spreading commie cold! A kid could get it and they might get a headache or something.
As you can see she received a simple explanation clarifying the lack of masks, which would make any normal person say “OK” and move on with their life. Not Frances though…..
She’s calling the governor to report a rogue UPS delivery man and a bunch of toddlers without masks on, because it’s all their fault that schools aren’t open yet.
This is the world we are living in.
This is the land of the coronabros and Karens.
I can’t even get upset anymore. All you can do is just sit back and laugh at how crazy everyone is.
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Other than the mask thing, she’s a fine conservative and truthfully not hard on the eyes.
I would not be at all surprised if we have a number of mutual friends.
She’s probably married, tho. Too bad. Wouldn’t mind getting to know her.
I’d give Fran a go.
Spread those lovely, doughy buttcheeks and commence to spitting and splitting.
I bet she’d make me some tea and english muffins once we finish.
WHO, who Charlie Parker bows the fucking knee and sucks the dick at their advice has now come out against lockdowns. I presume that means by Wed morning no more partial openings, all business returns to normal and you can take your mask and shove it up your ass!
for fucks sakes, I’ve always wondered what happens when an illegal Irish invader meets up with an illegal Mexican invader…..
Now we know!!!
Slaughter them both!!!!!!!
More than a dozen primates were shot in the Big Apple over the Saturday and Sunday, including two fatally, as the yearlong spike in chimp gunplay continued.
Gotham’s latest shooting death came around 1:20 a.m. Sunday on the Lower East Side, when police responding to a report of shots fired found 26-year-old chimp Tyrell Williams with a bullet wound to the chest at East 13th Street and Avenue A, cops said.
Williams was taken to Mount Sinai Beth Isreal Hospital, where he was pronounced dead.
this woman has the vibe going on where she will examine your anus and will not laugh about it. i think these patriots called this bitch out.
I wonder if the white shitbag married to Kamala Harris can taste willie browns balls and asshole on her tongue
Ahahahaha
George Floyd had just got an endorsement from Electrolux vacume cleaners
They were going to do an infomercial their vacume against greorges monster nose
Which one could suck up an ounce of coke faster
Frances sucked off a pakastinky dot head cab driver down at Carson beach because she couldn’t pay her cab fare
I feel for her family
I’ll say a novena star gate of heaven wearing a fucking mask
CHICAGO (WLS) — Four primates are dead and 41 shot in all so far this weekend in shootings across Chicago, according to police.
Lori Lightfoot is incensed by the single digit kill rate and vows to do more.
In one of the latest shootings, an ape was shot in a racist white vehicle near Navy Pier.
Popo be looking for a man who was driving a racist white SUV
Damn you are getting desperate. Doing a blog post on a comment someone made about a mask? She said the kids were adorable!
You are scraping the bottom of the barrel.
George Floyd was a drug addict convict porch monkey who died of an overdose
The brave police officers should be given medals for ridding society of this piece of shit
He was also a bad credit risk and known deadbeat who died with 6 figure credit card debt.
He stiffed us too when we tried to collect.
Internal organs looked like they came out of a mummy and the brain was the last bean in a Goya can.
If Biden gets elected within six months he’ll either die of a heart attack become so incapacitated by dementia he has to resign or him and his drug addict son get indicted
You’re going to have a radical negroe prostitute as prez
WTF
I was talking and for your informatiob, when people recer to a super spreader. Ya that girl was me.
you’re an angry slut that needs a good beating. dirty whore
If Biden gets elected within six months he’ll either die of a heart attack become so incapacitated by dementia he has to resign or him and his drug addict son get indicted
You’re going to have a radical negroe prostitute as president
WTF
So there are three issues i get along with my liberal friends:
1. open the schools
2. stop the lock downs
3. legalize all drugs
seriously if i can buy adult use medical grade pot legally without a license, then why can’t i buy LSD, psilocybin, MDMA, etc.But still, you know what i am talking bout.
agreed 100%.
also, frances, like many, needs a mental evaluation.
she was probably pretty hawt when she was like 35. now not so much.
she has leakage problems now
she has leakage problems now .
Frances: “I’ll let the governor know that you parents are the ones who should be setting the rules”.
YES, the governor doesn’t “tell” people what to do. The PEOPLE tell the governor what to do. It’s the only thing you got right in your stupid rant and unfortunately for you, you meant it as sarcasm.
CornPop was a bad dude who ran a bunch of bad boys. Corn Pop carried a straight razor and was gonna be waiting for me when I got off work. I walked out with the chain. I walked up to my car. First of all, when I tell you to get off the board, you get off the board, and I’ll kick you out again. But I shouldn’t have called you Esther Williams
It’s more likely Creepy had a brain pop than this cockamamie Corn Pop story.
Yah man, corn pop was pretty bad.
Lighten up Frances.
I hope someone starts a go fund me if this guy gets fired because of her. Trash.
Sitting on the toilet taking a Frances, I finished reading it just before I wiped my Goncalves
What a cunt !
Dear ‘Karen’,
Was the dog suppose to wear a mask too? I’m asking for a friend 🙂
Bet her vag smells like rancid mayo and stale wet Virginia slims.
Such a poor attempt at trying to be ST. He owns your brain and keeps you up all night
Now queue up the reply from you pretending to be a 3rd party calling us both losers.
Every. Single. Time.
Don’t call me Frances or I’ll kill ya. And I take deliveries at my back door.
Is it me or does every person associated with Brown University come across as a cunt? Francis go stuff your beaver with a mask and get off Facefuck.
Social media was already the downfall of society but once this older generation got hooked on it we were fucked. Bored, lonely, miserable and now they have a portal to just let it spew. Instead of the days where they would just rant to themselves they now sit behind keyboards putting their verbal diarrhea into dialogue. Unfortunately it’s never the insightful or intelligent ones just the spiteful old biddies.
worn out drunken cunt
In high school I caught her giving two guys a double hand job behind the L street bath house
I was one of the guys and it was more than a handj9b. She was very adept at rimming
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Yeas yeas yall
The only super spreader is your mother when she spread her wrinkled cunt for the five spades who fucked her last night
I’d give this ugly old white bitch with the Jimmy Durante nose a Cleveland steamer between her wrinkled old tits after a wrack of bbq spare ribs
But I’m thinking she’d enjoy it
He’s a SUPER SPREADER just like lying TRUMP! If you vote for Trump you’re a NAZI RACIST BIGGOT.
I hope so and I hope he’s your UPS driver.
i have been a super spreader my whole career. How do you think I got to VP
kamala is an angry slut who fucked her way to where she is. Joe Biden has the mind of a senile old fool.
Your mother is a spreader
She spread gonareah of the throat all over Roxbury and Randolph
Packing the court, are you going to pack the court? Kameltoe is going to pack the court. I immediately insert the word fudge, instead of court. Makes me laugh. Like the word mask, or the phrase Social distance. We’re fucked.
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All I have to say is 2020 is so fucked and let’s protest everything. We need people to work or the libs will continue to protest everything and collect from people that actually work.
Frances:
Just a few things to clarify for you
1. Schools are “closed” because the MTA is holding everyone hostage over hysteria
2. The virus has a 99.997% survival rate for anyone under 19. That’s from the CDC website
3. You are a joy killer
4. If you focused on your life more and other people’s life less, you would be a happier person
Go forth, Frances, and live your life and be free from virtue signaling and buttinsky’s disease.
Frances lay off the booze ….she is the village drunk …
Look at her booze rash …She even scarier looking in person …
Find this hard to believe but her she even uglier on the inside!!! Fact
Get some help
Give Frances a break. I bet she was a world of fun back in the days of disco 🙂
I single handedly killed disco. Fuck disco.
I single handedly ended hair bands. Fuck hair bands.
Bands of shoplifters are terrorizing Soho’s high-end boutiques, lifting hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of designer merchandise, and in some cases, threatening security guards to keep quiet — or be labeled racist, The Post has learned.
The disturbing pattern began in late May during the riots that rocked the city in the wake of the George Floyd police custody death. High-end Celine was looted of $1.5 million in merchandise then, and the blatant thievery continues “every week” in ritzy stores such as Prada, Moncler, Dior and Balenciaga, one plugged-in local said essentially naggers sre given carte Blanche to steal
You seem pretty cool, we should get together and tickle each other with a feather. Your mother’s basement or mine?
what you and your family do for fun should remain behind closed doors
You sound even cooler, let’s all three of us get a room!
But you two fags pay.
You got the teachers pension you pay
Hey banana nose
Mind your own business you asshole
Frances go ahead and call that dildo governor charlie Parker
You’re an ugly fucking busy body
I hope you come down with this fake COVID you cunt
I’m from south Boston and know Francis and her family
Sadly she has a drinking problem and when she’s drinking she’s a nasty bitch
She once had to be removed from the Erie Pub after she pissed her pants in a back booth
I feel for her family
But then my father got a job.
More like you moved in with a gay roommste in tbe South End becsuse old Southie would have beaten you every day.
I’m not afraid a bunch of toothless oxy addicts, they don’t scare me and neither do you.
Now take a big whiff, and smell my farts.
ok liberace whatever you say
this is the one.
Yes of course. Only the State is allowed to tell kids what to do. Parents now have no right to bring up their kids as they see fit because only people without kids are allowed to make arbitrary rules everyone must follow. Excepts themselves. SMFH.
Hey Francis, W.C. Fields called. He wants his nose back.
It takes a village to raise a Chelsea. Bill was cucked BTW.
Her shirt says Brown University..another Ivy League Elitist . These people are Dangerous
Frances I hope you realize that one, you will have to pick up your packages at the distribution center for the next ten years. Plus everyone who ever wanted to payback a sniveling neighborhood can’t mind their own fucked up life, will be sending you the family dog’s shit in the mail, under 13 oz please. UPS will be delivering assorted weighs of used depends and medical supplies, because we all know you can handle it for the rest of us.
85 shot in Chi-Raq according to heyjackass dot com. We are talking Saturday not even a weekend, that is how bad it is.
She seemed very pleasant with her concerns. It’s not the right way to condemn this lady for expressing views of concern and safety of the driver and children alike. Very petty article.
Quit being a faggot, Tom
Faggot?!?! Your muthus would tell all you uthuwise! Crotch lappin MoFos!
Into their great wide opens!
Hey Tom dont come around here no more.
Tom
The only thing petty is Cock suckers like you defending this douchebag
The chinese flu sure has shown a light on what assholes the lefties in this country have become.
i am a joyless, souless and miserable democRat cunt.
Fuck off lady! No one cares about you and your mask crusaders!
There will be no feel good stories while Trump is in the White House! None! It does not fit the democratic narrative. Happy people Of any age are bad
The World Health Organization (W.H.O.) stood as the bookies’ favourite Wednesday to win the 2020 Nobel Peace Prize, with experts tipping Greta Thunberg as a strong outside contender along with a host of U.N. subsidiaries.
The UN army is one of the most corrupt organizations ever. A lot of friends of mine from mid 2000s Combat Infantry Men, they never told me specifics, but every single one of thosde vets hate the fucking UN. As a civi i could give zero fucks about the UN or anything they do.
All they do is run the 3rd world and use food as weapons. They recently got a prize for using food., THAT IS IS LIKE GIVING JEFFREY DALMER AN AWARD FOR ANTI CANNIBALISM.
Unbelievable.
Let us pray that a bag of dicks get caught under Frances’ face diaper and she chokes to death as she dialing the phone to the guv. Amen.
Thank you Frances for pointing out this egregious infraction perpetrated by that super spreader UPS driver! Not only does UPS need to fire him, he also needs to be arrested! All parties involved need to be removed from society and quarantined!
And those children should be removed from their uncaring parents and sent to the border of Mass and NY to live in the socialist state and learn that masks are required
What a fuck wad, old twat
Guv Charlie Parker is providing all of us… uh…um… you know the thing.
Join us.
As soon as I saw story today, I knew someone would complain about the lack of masks.
Oh boy as soon as this story aired I knew the Karen’s would be coming out of the wood work full force.