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Nana Nose Ring Wants To Know If Her Massachusetts Food Stamps Will Be Accepted In Aruba While Vacationing There Next Week


This is Kim Rice-Demers from Wilbraham.

She is a part time nanny who also owns her own “free in home wine tastings” business, which apparently is her driving to your home drinking wine with you.

She’s also a member of a Facebook group with thousands of members called “Aruba.” It’s for people who are vacationing or planning to vacation there so they can share ideas of places to visit while on vacation. Kim is planning on going there at the end of April.

And she had a really important question for people who had been there before….

Nothing to see here, just a woman leaching off the government who can barely afford to get by but proudly announces to the world she’s going on a trip to Aruba. This group has people from all over the country in it, but I’m pretty sure they all knew based on her question that Kim was from Massachusetts. Ratchets in Indiana know better. Either way it didn’t go over well.

Although she did have at least one person trying to come up with a way to rationalize how this woman wasn’t a full fledged guttemuppet.

Yea, maybe that’s it. Someone just gave her a free trip to Aruba, and she wants to make sure she can leach off of a foreign government with her taxpayer money while she’s there. Maybe she won the trip on Wheel of Fortune. I think I remember that episode now that you mention it.

She never chimed in again to clarify, even after all these people tried to give her a chance to talk her way out of it, so one can assume she’s just your run of the mill Massachusetts free loader. Quite frankly I expected nothing less from a Grandma with a nose ring.


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52 Comment(s)
  • asdf
    April 24, 2021 at 12:52 am

    Author is A1dan K3arney

    He lives at: 111 Mason-Road, Jefferson, Massachusetts 01522

  • cassaundraa senecal
    Old Lady
    April 23, 2021 at 9:38 pm

    Hey Granny, the early 80’s wants their hair back!

  • Stupid Is What Stupid Types
    April 23, 2021 at 11:29 am

    Darwin just moved her WAY up on the “to be culled list”

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 23, 2021 at 6:06 am

    You’re not an empath lady. More like a narcissist. An empath would feel too much guilt going to Aruba while on EBT. An empath wouldn’t do it.

    Keep kidding yourself

  • Id do it
    April 23, 2021 at 5:41 am

    I’d do this 100%. I just know it’s only accepted in the US only. Why the fuck not. She probably saved her stimulus money to go on this trip. What’s the issue? Shes a nanny who struggles but SHE WORKS. Employees at walmart have food stamps because Walmart doesn’t pay a living wage, should walmart workers who get assistance never save money to go on a trip? They have a job though so the rationale to “get a job” is already fulfilled. Oh they should get a better job then huh, well ok are you hiring people for a job that is up to par with the cost of living? No? Then sit down and shut up!

    • Uptoyoutogetahead
      April 23, 2021 at 9:18 am

      If you’re a good and hard worker you will be able to move on and up from Walmart to a decent job, no excuse but if you’re lazy you won’t strive for anything better. Stop blaming everything else it’s all on you!

      • Id do it
        April 25, 2021 at 10:17 am

        You missed my point, uptoyoutogetahead. And I disagree with you. Your saying everyone can be exactly where they want to be if they try hard enough? You must have had an easy life if no one ever told you ‘no’ consecutively and face brick walls you cant climb. I’m glad you are were you want to be in life. I mean I hope so as you preach its so possible with sheer hard work. Your also probably the type that think love is enough to sustain a relationship too huh? Like theres no other factors… Mhm mhm Thanks for the laughs dude.

        • Itsstilluptoyoutogetahead
          April 26, 2021 at 8:50 pm

          No I’m saying minimum wage jobs are usually for high school students because that’s where you start and most people can move on if you can’t make ends meet get a second job; I did. Hahahaa I’ve had plenty of struggles but I don’t blame anyone, I took it upon myself to go to college and pay for it myself get two jobs to pay for my needs and my wants! I’m not on welfare with a top of the line iPhone. I have priorities and I’m LATINAAAAAA

          • I'd do it
            April 26, 2021 at 9:07 pm

            Ok so you clearly feel that this women is a leech and people on assistance are generally leeches with no interest in getting ahead because they could if they worked hard enough, right? Ok fair enough but let me ask you this, how do you feel about multimillion dollar business getting tons of money from the government for bailouts or whatever er you or they call it. Do you think that’s a leech, the businesses? Or is it people that get food stamps that dont deserve to go to nice places? Can the CEO’s who get all these funds from the government go on posh vacations with the same idea that their a leech or no because that’s not what you think and its acceptable? That’s what leeches are doing, just on a small scale compared to corporations getting huge amounts of money. A spades a spade. I just assume you think business are ok to do similar things. Why does it bother you if this women or people like her go to Aruba?

  • Hingham snob mother’s club
    April 22, 2021 at 8:50 pm

    She want bring food stamps …Sure she tips bartenders well ..what a stupid cunt ….if you on food stamps probably shouldn’t be traveling to Aruba

    • Welfare Maggots
      April 23, 2021 at 12:16 am

      Any and all money or other prizes this skank has won including all the skanks sucking off taxpayers should be required to turn any winnings over to the government(taxpayers) immediately!

  • oooofsaf
    April 22, 2021 at 7:32 pm


    remove the asterixes in that url
    aidaan keaarney is the author of this stuff, He’s the guy who runs this site

    • z
      April 22, 2021 at 9:58 pm

      Are you serious? No way! Interpol has been trying to figure this out for years!

    • cassaundraa senecal
      No Shit Sherlock
      April 23, 2021 at 9:41 pm

      I bet you were at the top of your class, weren’t you???!!!

    • You're A Literal Idiot
      April 26, 2021 at 1:45 am

      Yeah.. we literally ALL know, dumbfuck. Aidan wrote a book called “I Am Turtleboy” 3-4 years ago (..advertised all over this website..) where he confirmed his identity …. which everyone with more then 6 braincells knew already, anyways. Get out from under your rock, pull your head out of your oblivious ass aaaand get a life, maybe? LOL Who does this shit?! Laaah-hooo-saaah-herrrrsss (LOSERS!)

      Bet you’re the type to post his address, too, ya psycho-stalker. Aiden lives rentfree in your head, doesn’t he ?

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 22, 2021 at 6:09 pm

    There’s literally too much ratchetness to comment on about this ‘happy hippie’ pig.

    Karma sweetie. Karma is coming for you. You can hide, duck, cover, but karma is coming in time and it is going to decimate you.

    Enjoy your fun before karma comes knocking.

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    April 22, 2021 at 5:03 pm

    Another Western mass retard. Hope the plane gets hijacked

  • WeRfucked
    April 22, 2021 at 4:14 pm

    If she was smart she would just start a $10k Gofundme and say it’s to pay a lawyer to fight a restraining order. Then she could use that money for whatever she wants I’m sure there’s people out there dumb enough to fall for it and donate.

    • Hmm
      April 22, 2021 at 4:49 pm

      Remember Aidan’s self-righteous defense of the Disney trip while he was begging for cash too. “I went to Disney World. I didn’t tell anyone this either. I purposely avoided being in a single picture (except for the Tower of Terror one) because I thought it would be bad optics.(If I could do it again today I’d proudly jump in.)”

      And don’t forget the This Weekend Is For the Boys trip to a Pats game.

      Say, whatever happened to the funds raised for that suit against Facebook?

      • Rte2tentrezident
        April 22, 2021 at 11:41 pm

        If we’ve learned anything from years of reading TB its that only scum-bags put up a GFM. The second thing we know is the scum-bags can’t resist doing it, even when 90% of the populace knows they are full of shit. Pride means nothing to people at the end of the road.

    • it is actually
      April 23, 2021 at 6:34 pm


      You are an asshole.

  • Never been out of the country
    April 22, 2021 at 3:55 pm

    Too busy working full time

  • Keep Thinking It Will Never Be You
    April 22, 2021 at 3:35 pm

    At least 1/4 of the state is on EBT. Its likely more due to the Covid shutdowns. A lot of people you know who work very hard are receiving benefits. The economy is in the shitter and most jobs barely (if at all) pay a living wage. Go to tony suburbs like where Unc lives and a lot of the people have EBT cards. They just don’t tell you.

    It could be you next quarter. It’s closer than you think. Keep hoping your job lasts. Just a matter of time.

    She made a mistake posting this. Let it go.

  • Someone who cares
    April 22, 2021 at 3:24 pm

    Honor thy Mother and Father. Fail

  • Hu Fartted
    April 22, 2021 at 3:08 pm

    This is why it’s all going to come crashing down. You have too many leeches like this sucking on the teet of the working people of this country. Now we have idiots like Cortez telling anyone who makes living that they are somehow obligated to support this human filth.

  • george costanza
    White Goodman
    April 22, 2021 at 2:49 pm

    Her hair is just like mine…..feathered and lethal.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    April 22, 2021 at 2:47 pm

    Chrissy Hynde called and wants her mullet back. Those chompers look like a row of urinals and when she smiles I feel an urge to piss in her mouth.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    April 22, 2021 at 2:42 pm

    Bruce Jenner plays from the red tees! Hahahaha! Fuck the liberal cunts.

  • Oh
    April 22, 2021 at 2:36 pm

    Good for her. Reminds me of my “Uncle” who went to Disney World while begging for cash online. 100% chance that guy “leaches” food stamps too, but he deserves it because he exposes the REAL frauds.

    • You're Next.
      April 22, 2021 at 3:51 pm

      If he does, so what? Consider this: Many of the people finding themselves on EBT and other programs have paid way more in taxes over the years than they will ever receive in benefits. Whistle by the graveyard until its you.

      • Oh
        April 22, 2021 at 4:35 pm

        I’m not the guy who “quit” his teaching job to write Poor People TMZ, dipshit.

      • Tuukka Rask
        April 26, 2021 at 6:13 am

        Some, possible. Many, probably not.
        Most people on EBT have been on EBT ad infinitum.

  • Amanda Sawyer
    April 22, 2021 at 2:23 pm

    My son is not a criminal.

  • Metros Empty Nutsack
    April 22, 2021 at 2:17 pm

    At this point….WOULD!!!

    Kill me please.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      April 22, 2021 at 2:35 pm

      Hello Metro! How are you and your gorgeous wife Kathryn doing? You are truly blessed!

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    April 22, 2021 at 2:01 pm

    MCG is currently waddling around BPD yelling about that knife wielding Jr. silverback getting sent to henny heaven. She must really want to win ratchet madness.

  • Observer
    April 22, 2021 at 1:58 pm

    From personal experience Aruba does accept food stamps and also the US Virgin islands and Jamaica.
    It is hit or miss in Hati and the Bahamas.

    • Edgar Winter
      April 22, 2021 at 2:08 pm

      I don’t do Haiti.

  • JaJa The Queen Of The Pink Sock
    April 22, 2021 at 1:56 pm

    I wonder if jaja ever made it to Aruba?

    • Larry Nassar
      April 22, 2021 at 2:04 pm

      Probably not.Must say for such a young “lady” her crotch was more broken in than
      Varitek’s catchers mitt.

  • Larry
    April 22, 2021 at 1:54 pm

    Sure you can dipshit…and you can use Monopoly money there too!

    • bigdaddy
      George Floyd
      April 22, 2021 at 2:09 pm

      Monopoly money? Why didn’t I think of using that Maybe I would still be breathing

  • Ray Patriarcas Consigliere
    April 22, 2021 at 1:50 pm

    What a Cunt!!! (Credit:The Boss)

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    April 22, 2021 at 1:48 pm

    Anybody selling stamps? Will pay 50 cents on the dollar.

  • Lou Stule
    April 22, 2021 at 1:45 pm

    I am sure that she receives a 1099 every year from both her employers and she is reporting every cent of income from her work as an Au Pair. Of course her bosses would never, ever think to pay her in cash under the table. I wonder if there is a hotline to report EBT fraud.

    • bigdaddy
      April 22, 2021 at 2:10 pm

      there is a hotline to report EBT fraud. but in this state no one bothers to answer it

  • Defund Welfare
    April 22, 2021 at 1:42 pm

    Cut taxes, cut social programs, cut the subsidies. Wait, I forgot, we have Dementia and Kameltoe in office. Nevermind, keep sponging off us taxpayers.

    Nana nosering….I hope you get the Natalie Holloway Aruba experience. You deserve it.

    • That Guy
      April 22, 2021 at 3:37 pm

      LOL. You win the internet today.That

  • Future run for governor
    April 22, 2021 at 1:40 pm

    Wouldn’t it be more cost prohibitive to cancel welfare/food stamps, use the money to pay a daycare to watch kids, and force these freeloaders to work? Now there would be no incentive to have kids for extra welfare money. Less kids on welfare = less crime starting in 18 years.

  • The Cashell family from Lexington street in woburn
    April 22, 2021 at 1:34 pm

    Another one who needs dental work. Wtf is with these people? Mass health covers it. You know she’s on it.

    • Matt Dizio
      April 22, 2021 at 1:48 pm

      I fucked your mom.

  • Jewmerica
    April 22, 2021 at 1:33 pm

    Hey – that’s my mom!

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