I got a phone call today from this number:
It’s from the business phone number for POS Profits. Yes, they named their business after the acronym for piece of shit. Can’t make this stuff up.
I couldn’t record it because I was out and about, but the guy on the other end informed that his daughter Kiana Moudarri was recently in a blog and he demanded it come down….or else.
She’s complete trash, and was recently arrested for selling crack cocaine while 7 months pregnant.
And she’s been arrested for trying to run over a cop with her while her crotch fruit was in the back seat, counterfeiting, selling drugs, warrants, and a whole bunch more. Despite being born and raised in Tyngsboro, she swears she’s hood because she occasionally* lets gang bangers from Lowell and Nashua dip their spam javelins in her tampon tunnel.
If that were my daughter I’d literally kill myself. What a collossal parenting fail. At the very least I’d bow my head in shame and pretend like we weren’t related.
Not her pa dukes Joseph Moudarri though. He’s a real hardo.
Out here looking like guido Dave Matthews.
He had a two major beefs with me:
- We referred to his grandchild (the one who was in the backseat when she tried to run over a cop) as a crotch fruit
- The blog contained a screenshot of his daughter’s backpage ad, which he claimed showed her nood.
We are guilty as charged in regards to the crotch fruit allegations, but I told him this was not grounds to remove the blog since I refer to my own crotch fruits as that. As for the second allegation, there are no noodz here.
As you can see, the ad that THEY PUT ON BACKPAGE says they’re 19 years old, doesn’t show anything fun, and clearly advertises a 2 for 1 special. I saw no reason to take it down, which he didn’t like so he threatened me, told me he was calling the cops, and said I was going to regret it when he comes and sees me face to face. Then an hour later I got this text message from a burner number.
Obviously that’s him, but he’s just too cowardly to continue to threaten me with his real phone number. Guys, if you’re gonna send me death threats, wait a couple days after your first death threat. It gives it away that it’s you on the burner phone. Geez Louise, act like you’ve been there before!
He wasn’t the only one upset either. The other girl in the backpage ad also contacted the page, spoke with Deskie for a while, filled out the form, and wasn’t satisfied with the results. (This might be Abi Horowitz’s finest work yet).
The reference number was a nice edition.
Another defender named Summer Pashay on Facebook messaged the page and I answered this time.
She’s also on Kiana’s page, defending her behavior and shitting on the cops for arresting the pregnant crack cocaine saleswoman. Then again, I guess you gotta do what you gotta do now that Backpage is no longer a thing.
The bottom line is that I will continue to do what we do on Turtleboy regardless of these death threats. I do it because scumbags like Kiana Moudarri deserve to be publicly exposed and called out for their disgusting behavior. I won’t be intimidated into silence, and I’ll never censor my bloggers because it hurts a drug dealer’s daddy’s feelings. Maybe if he spent half as much time parenting as he did acting like a tough guy hardo then his daughter wouldn’t be on Turtleboy in the first place.
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