Social Justice Warriors

Needham Becky Communist Revolutionary Interrupts Traffic Stop To Demand To Know Why Cops Have Pulled Over Black Guys, Turns Out They’re Magazine Selling Con-Artists 


This is Micayla Rivin from Needham.

She once went to a third world country, posed with a picture of a child, posted it on Facebook so everyone would pat her on the back and she could feel good about herself, and then abandoned that third world country to go back to one of the wealthiest and whitest towns in Massachusetts.

When she’s not humble bragging about her slum safaris on Facebook you can find her smashing the patriarchy.

Working to incite communist revolution.

Plotting to invade ICE detention centers with guns (even though guns are bad), in order to re-release detained drug dealers and other criminals back into mainstream society.

She’s also a big fan of Antifa who fancies herself an anarchist.

(don’t tell her that anarchy and communism are polar opposites that don’t mesh together as easily as they do when sharing memes on Facebook)

Oh, and she really doesn’t seem to like the Jews, and wants to “decolonize” Israel, which of course means eradicating the existence of Jews there.

Because hating Jews, while pretending not to hate Jews, is all the rage in the social justice communities these days.

Of course her activism is only part time, as the rest of her days she can be found pursuing an expensive degree at the very privileged George Washington University.

Well, yesterday she created quite the stir in her hometown when she posted this on a Needham Facebook page.

Hmmmm….Six police officers in three cars? Guess the Needham Police Department is so overstaffed that they have to work on the buddy system now. And how exactly would she know what this black family (that can’t be seen) was pulled over? She had a perfectly believable explanation for that.

She asked them. Ya got that? She got out of her car during a traffic stop, interfered with whatever was happening there, announced that she was a white woman there to investigate racial profiling, and then blindly took the word of the unseen African-American family who told her that they simply had a tail light out.

It’s gotta be true. After all, its on Facebook. No 21 year old Becky has ever Vaguebooked before in an attempt to virtue signal for woke points. Naturally there were no shortage of people who blindly believed her.

Yes, what would we do without white women like Micayla and Lis riding around town, taking pictures of police stops? She literally saved a life by doing this.

I thought Lis was a satire account at first, then I noticed the haircut.

At that point it was clear that she was sadly quite serious.

Others, like Janice, said that there was no need for three cop cars.

And she would know from her extensive career in law enforcement. It’s not like cops ever get shot on “routine” traffic stops. And there’s no possible way the person driving this car could’ve committed an offense slightly worse than a broken tail light. Can’t be.

Then there was Kerry.

You have no idea what people of color deal with guys. But Kerry here does, because she reads Vox. She’s woke as a bucket of adderall.

Here’s a theory Kerry. Maybe, just MAYBE, you haven’t had negative experiences with the police because you don’t break the law. No, that can’t be it. But please, tell me more about the “likelihood” that the average black person in America will get killed during a routine stop with the police. The fact of the matter is that black people have a better chance of being killed by a swarm of bees than they do a police officer. That’s not hyperbole either, it’s a documented fact. They just didn’t publish a column about it on the Huffington Post, so she wouldn’t know.

Only smart people like Abby believed her.

She’s going to school to become an astrophysicist bruh. I’m only a Facebook rocket scientist, so I’m no match for her. She’s undefeated in Facebook pissing matches. Take several seats.

Comment of the day goes to Garrett Bishop for his response to a comment about diversity in Needham.

Needham looks like the United Nations. Just look at how diverse the Micayla’s friends are.

It looks JUST like the UN, if Wellesley, Needham, Dover, and Sherborn were countries whose Daddy’s work in finance.

The truth eventually did come out.

They’re door to door magazine selling scam artists working without a permit. Cops probably ran their plates, found out they were shitheads, pulled them over, and then towed the car because it likely wasn’t registered. That’s just a guess, but it’s far more believable than “racist Needham cops pull over innocent black family because….racism.”

Finally the husband of a Needham cop completely destroyed everything she posted and exposed her to be the race baiting, lying Becky that she is.

Turns out that:

  • Needham cops ride alone
  • The entire police force has 6 cops on at that time
  • It’s routine for an on duty sergeant to drive by a traffic stop and see what’s going on
  • It’s Needham, so the odds of a lot of other crime occurring during that same time are slim to none

Lies like this do real harm to the community, so it’s important that we call them out. People like Micayla try to elevate themselves by trying to harm the reputations of other people (in this case the police). They get away with it way too much, which is why this blog exists – to call them out on their bullshit.


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51 Comment(s)
  • Grab her right by the pussy!
    June 29, 2019 at 4:38 am

    That little pickle smoker just needs a good lay!

    • Mike Litoris
      June 30, 2019 at 1:04 am

      I think She’s into scissoring.

    • Would
      June 30, 2019 at 4:03 pm

      She’s wearing a shirt that spells it right out: she smashes the patriarchy. If you’re the patriarchy you’re in!

  • Bingo Fuel
    June 28, 2019 at 8:29 am

    Patrick Milligan wins the internet today

    Well said…truth!

  • Well, No Shit
    June 28, 2019 at 7:52 am

    Truth be told, with the exception of the redheaded Austin Powers cosplayer, every chick in this story should send me nudes.

  • Sharp Todd
    June 28, 2019 at 7:38 am

    Wow. JUST FREAKING WOW! Once again the NAZI Jackboot Goose Step Saluting Stormtroopers HARRASSING an ENTIRE family of POC. This happens on an hourly basis in Needham, HOULY! The one POC family that lives there is pulled over ONCE AN HOUR. This is an epidemic and already four of them have been murdered because they had an orange in their hand. If we don’t start coming together and forming a huming chain link fence around the POC family then they will continue to die and an alarming rate of 7 per minute. SAD!

  • Daddy
    June 28, 2019 at 7:17 am

    As a black man, who does this white bitch think she is? Does she think black people need her to defend us because wheeze not smart enough? Wheeze not strong enough? Fuck you. We use to take these types of superior thinking, privileged white racist ( clearly thinks she better than us) bitches on a train ride in the hood. And I’m not talking the orange line. Can I get you’re number Micayla. If not one of those skinny fag boys in that picture will do.

  • What Your Parents Should Have Told You
    June 28, 2019 at 1:21 am

    What a cunt
    Her friends and supporters are cunts too
    Nobody care or believes you princess
    Go to the gym, meet a nice guy and grow the fuck up

  • Evil Suit
    June 27, 2019 at 10:26 pm

    It’s never a good idea for people of means to consort with the others. Private schools with strict dress codes and tight schedules exist so that you never end up with feeble minded ingrates that allows themselves to be guilted by the children of the help.

  • z
    June 27, 2019 at 9:48 pm

    In Springfield if a female is taken into custody they need 2 patrol cars. One car to observe the other so the female can’t claim she was abused, sexual or otherwise, on the way to the police station. You went from point A to point B with no stops.

    Also, if there’s a female suspect and there’s a female cop on duty, they want the female cop to do the pat down. Again for the same reasons.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if this was normal for a lot of jurisdictions.

    There are enough bad cops out there (such as the Lowell cop charged today with rape of a 16 yo girl) that the good cops got to take care of themselves not to be tarred as a bad one. So, if means all hands on deck, so be it.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    June 27, 2019 at 9:15 pm

    I am so disheartened to learn of a poor black family being pulled over and subjected to the racist vitriol of 6 white, racist, jackbooted Needham cops. Thank-you Micayla for shining a light on this travesty of justice. SMH, #Resist, #Not One More, #Stop The Hate.

    • Sarah
      June 27, 2019 at 10:34 pm

      Oh hunny, you have no idea. I bet you’re voting for Elizabeth Warren too?! I’m scared if our future relies on idiots like you. Do your research.

      • Concerned Canadian
        June 28, 2019 at 12:01 am

        Sarah, just maybe, the finer points of sarcasm weren’t noted.

        Possibly twice, if you’ve successfully trolled me into this comment.

        • Big Wick
          June 28, 2019 at 10:26 am

          Right. And all Canadians are like Bob and Doug MacKenzie… or maybe Blair and Gary McLean. (Wink)

    • Sharp Todd
      June 28, 2019 at 11:48 am

      Did no one tell you that #stopthehate is a WHITE SUPREMACIST hash tag? Stop your bootlicking and get woke! This dear family is trying to sell magazines to go to Disney and you are White Supreming all over their faces.

    June 27, 2019 at 9:03 pm

    Her major at GWU is “women, gender, and sexuality studies”. Ordinarily I would have assumed that means large student debt, and no hope for repayment. But she is probably qualified to run the RMV in a manner that we are accustomed to.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      June 28, 2019 at 1:31 pm

      Well, there is good money to be had today in the racism-industrial complex, with off shoots into the minority-industrial complex. However, it won’t be long until the market is sataurated and they’ll be shit outta luck.

  • Ted Baxter
    June 27, 2019 at 9:03 pm

    I use to be a people person, but people like her ruined it for me.

  • Iza Coon
    June 27, 2019 at 8:54 pm

    I know which backdoor to knocknon when me and da homies wanna run a train on a white cunt

  • Cheddah
    June 27, 2019 at 8:28 pm

    I love how most “Beckies” still haven’t realized that most people of color nowadays HATE seeing them post pictures on instagram of them holding up little African children as if they’re their newfound Mom or some sort of savior.. It’s now actually considered racist doing so lol.. Total backfire.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    June 27, 2019 at 8:22 pm

    You should do an article on Abby Shisslak.

    She claims to be working on a major in Astrophysics. I did a bit of research and found….

    1) She’s a “Forever Wiccan”
    2) She’s a Miss Massachusetts (ala Maude Gorman). This org is a magnet for these crazy bitches??
    3) She posts pics of MIT, but it’s not clear that this 22 year old has ever been to college or could face the rigor of MIT.
    4) She has 3 “invisible” illnesses.
    5) She has a GoFundMe….

    • thanks
      June 28, 2019 at 12:18 am

      Gold, pure gold.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      June 28, 2019 at 6:15 am

      I’m prepared to bet 500 quid to a rusty tyre that she’s not a fucking astrophysicist either.

  • Bout that life
    June 27, 2019 at 7:57 pm

    This is what entitled rich white towns are breeding I’m glad I was raised in a good town Bordering New Bedford cause I know the street life and the suburban life and I know these snowflakes don’t know anything about the people there trying to protect it’s like fuck off do you think that gives You street CRED or something come down to the Avenue And do your virtual signaling no one will give a shit and they will chew her up and spit her out Like the dumb cum stain she is no one cares really throw yourself in the middle of a busy highway when your done harassing the police

    • Miss Shutter Island 1902
      June 27, 2019 at 8:57 pm

      Gotta say something about the “Miss Massachusetts” claim. Abby is “Miss Massachusetts” in an alternate reality called “Princess of America”. There is no state pageant so all she had to do was send in a check and they sent her a crown and sash.

      Maude the fraud aside, (and yes, there are always crazies in every nook and cranny). I have to defend the REAL young women in the Miss America Organization who DO go to schools like Harvard and MIT, DO get degrees and use the organization for scholarship money.

      Miss Massachusetts 2019 Gabriela Taveres from the Minga Valley has BS in biology with a concentration in neuroscience.
      Miss Massachusetts 2015 Lauren Kuhn has a DMD from Harvard.
      Miss Massachusetts Erika Ebbel and Lauren Geller are both Harvard MDs.

      But yeah, there are shitheads in every system.

    • Homi
      June 27, 2019 at 9:56 pm

      A-town 4 lyfe!

    June 27, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    Hating blacks is not a crime.

    • Jeff J
      Like a SoreThumb
      June 27, 2019 at 11:58 pm

      What I wanna know is how in the hell did a car load of brothers and/or sisters NOT expect to get pulled over while driving thru fucking Needham??

  • Needham Knothead
    June 27, 2019 at 7:47 pm

    Everybody needs to give her a break. It’s clear that she has led a hard life and can completely identify with the downtrodden, law breaking urban scum of our society. They have only two things in common regardless of color or median income , total ignorance and the lack of any chance of ever contributing anything remotely positive towards society.

    • z
      June 27, 2019 at 8:44 pm

      Which is how I feel about space.
      An occupations where you study shit that might be interesting but you can’t do a single fucking thing about. And shit that is so far away, many times you can blow smoke up someones ass and they can’t say you are a liar.

      “A large meteor is going to hit the earth!!!”
      Great, we going to blow it up with nuclear missiles?
      “Well, no, that would take years to design.”
      Well, what would happen if we could blow it up?
      “Most likely small pieces of meteor would devastate the earth.”

      “Pluto is a planet.”
      “No, it’s a proto-planet!!”
      “No, it’s a planet”.

      “We think 12 light years away there’s a planet that could have life on it.”
      Voyager is 13,500,000,000 miles from earth right now.
      Voyager is 41 years old.
      Carl Sagan is dead.
      12 light years is
      70,543,506,494,980 miles
      It will take Voyager ‭214,243.241947717‬ years to travel 12 light years
      I wonder when NASA has the 1st flight out to check it out.

      “We’ve taken an X-Ray photo of the edge of the universe!!”

      I’m more impressed with a plumber that returns phone calls and does the job
      when s(he) says so.

      • SRR
        June 28, 2019 at 7:48 am

        Couldn’t have said it better Z.

      • Stewie
        June 28, 2019 at 7:56 am

        Space, the final frontier…
        Tang sucked by the way.

        • Taking up time and space
          June 29, 2019 at 5:09 am

          Don’t knock Tang till you’ve used it as a mixer with some Stoli flavored vodka.

  • Sarah
    June 27, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    Thank you for posting this. Those girl needs to be shown how much she sucks. She had No idea what was going on in the first place. What you didn’t post was the residents that welcomed these “fine, young, magazine selling people” into their homes! Also, this girl brought some of these idiots into her car and brought them to the tow company! Complete idiot. We love Needham PD and all police communities! Heroes!

  • hartf811
    June 27, 2019 at 7:27 pm

    She gets bent over a couch in the student center at GWU and has a BBC train run on her, she will be woke all right. That will change her tune and her major.
    Choo Choo honey.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    June 27, 2019 at 6:40 pm

    These leftist liberals are always fat, or ugly, or fat and ugly.

    They are always weirdos too, who CRAVE attention. Liberalism is a mental disorder.

  • Lipstickhippie
    Auntie Grump
    June 27, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    People should just mind their own goddamn business.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Beto O'Rourke's sombrero
    June 27, 2019 at 6:03 pm

    What a vacuous cunt !
    Another fine product of our institutions of “higher learning”.

  • dewherass
    June 27, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    she’ll hit 175 before she sees 30. Dumb little cunt is about 2 years away from realizing she needs a man to support her. Wonder if her mom swallows, all her friends look like pussy lickin dooshnuggets

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    June 27, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    Turtle Boy Sports – The modern Scarlett Letter. FLAME ON!

    At least Hester Prynne was hot (when Meg Foster played her).

    Social Media is Cancer

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    June 27, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    Just a rich kid with way too much time on her hands. And looking for Facebook celebrity status that’s all this is

    • Patrick Milligan
      June 27, 2019 at 5:43 pm

      Don’t worry, she’ll be on the cock soon enough. Then she wouldnt even notice if the Philly 76ers walked into her house and trained her mother. She’ll be too busy cleaning the oven for the next loaf of bread to yeasterize. If one things cuts across all social statuses, it is the love of cock. I’ve banged poor ugly women in Weymouth and rich stuck up married women in Wellesley. In the end, they are pretty much the same. Except, expect, except, the rich broads like to gooble the goo alot more than the poorer chicks. Strange phenomena, calls for some diligent social research.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    June 27, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    Lis looks like the mike myers character in inglourious basterds

  • eugene
    June 27, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    Love the picture with the three Soy Boys.Bet they can polish a knob better than the females.

  • z
    June 27, 2019 at 4:11 pm

    “Squad goals, storm an ICE detention center and free the children”

    God, I wish she would try. If she’d died in the storming, I’d do a Wellsboro Baptist Church at her funeral.

    I’m only saying this because she thinks weapons and violence is fun.
    See, Rachael Corry (St. Pancake).
    A “Savior of the Palestinians”. Stood in front of a Israeli Army Bulldozer. That’s how she became
    St. Pancake. There used to be photos of her around showing her flattened out.

  • z
    June 27, 2019 at 4:01 pm

    The hispanic kid she is holding up is a prop.
    The kid negotiated a deal with the organization.
    He’ll let his photograph be taken for $20.
    The org said ok. They don’t tell that to wyte peepo that visit.
    The kid thinks capitalism is wonderful.
    Blacks selling magazines.
    Did they get the idea from Office Space?

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    June 27, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    I wonder if it’s something in the water that causes her mental problems….

  • Well, No Shit
    June 27, 2019 at 3:35 pm

    I truly hate these fucking people. Nothing better to do with their lives than to instigate shit, and virtue signal.

    I wonder what her outlook will be once she becomes the victim of a crime, perpetrated a member of one of the communities to which she has “allied” herself.

  • Henry Chu
    June 27, 2019 at 3:29 pm

    Chubby communist girl underwear sell for good price

  • randiguy2006
    June 27, 2019 at 3:27 pm


    (cuz its boring as hell)

    • Turtz McGurtz
      June 27, 2019 at 4:30 pm

      It’s not so much boring as it is commonplace – lots of Needham Beckies trying to be FB heros. But sometimes you have to pick one of them and make them turtleboy famous for the fuck of it and she seems as deserving as any.

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