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Ok you guys, I’m friggin’ conflicted here. See this blog is largely about a racial slur and by now, y’all know how I feel about racial slurs. This is a new one, which is actually an old one just spelled backwards and introduced to us by this awful New Bedford woman.

 

You’re probably as confused as I first was. Here’s a handy thing to help you realize what the slur is.

Oh, sweet weeping baby Jesus, even that definition in itself is racist. I have no words. Yeah, I know that we all know that’s a fucking lie and I have many words, but they mostly start with C and make Jesus make defeated puppy dog eyes at me so I’ll have to abstain. Gail Marie Lack-Of-Melaninson has done enough damage.

Now, no one seems to be quite sure just what she was reacting to in the most ratchet, yet inventive way ever, but I gotta give it to someone named Bizz Chopo for…introducing, subjecting, eye raping (?) us with this next level mean word for black people.

 

We all know that about a billion fake hate crimes and other bullshit pop up every day at this point, but that’s a steaming pile of evidence this NB scumbucket, who I’m assuming smells like curdled milk and lost hope, left on the internet. Because that’s totally fine and no one will ever know she’s a half wit who feels comfortable insulting a race, but not comfortable to go full, balls to the wall racist. So, she’s an even bigger pussy than I first thought.

Originally I thought this was a big misunderstanding and possibly even Russian hackers because she totally cares about at least 5 causes as seen by her selection of Facebook filters.

She seems perfectly stable and not fucking nuttier than a jock strap either…

Super glad she’s surrounded by people will talk sense into her!

Talking to and about your cat as if it’s a person and/or baby is super normal, too.

Nothing abnormal about whatever the hell is going on here, either…

Lets keep moving and ignore every red flag here, shall we? OK…

When shes not rocking the Hello Kitty look, she appears to have that “rode hard, put away wet and then shot up with penicillin” style on muffuggin’ lock, y’all.

Diane Kelly, eat your drunken, hopped up on cat drugs heart out!

She likes to spend her spare time when not being Purr Cat Cafe Lady Lite (trademark) by painting “owls” on rocks for whatever reason.

That first one looks like a constipated gingerbread man, the second like two eggs and a piece of bacon on a shingled, dilapidated roof, and the third appears to be considering suicide. Dude, just do it. If there’s any justice anywhere, you’ll still make it into heaven.

This one is “simple”…

Noooooo shit, fuckwad! Special as a window licking, short bus rider who left his helmet at home. Wow, just wow. I’m known as The Owl Lady around my town because everything I own is all about owls, my bitch of a mother passed that down to me so it’s been a lifelong love… And this deplorable just fucking ruined them for me. A racist, ragged, raging twat boxing KKK kangaroo from New fucking Bedford just ruined my favorite thing. WTF lady?

You know what? I am white as fuck, but my grandfather wasn’t. Black as the ace of spades, he was. He told me when I was young to not give words like this power, because that’s how hate wins and gains its power. I don’t like using racial slurs even while quoting someone else because despite showing a brave face, not letting on and keeping his cool, I knew how much just hearing that shit hurt him. He was pretty stoked with my mother marrying a white guy because he figured that I would be “washed out” (his exact words) enough to pass for white and not have to deal with the bullshit he did, and he was right. Just sucks that he figured that it was better for my mother to hopefully dilute a race to make sure I had a shot, but his view was of that of a guy who got with a white chick in 1950’s West Virginia so it was a little bit skewed.

Later in my granddaddy’s life, he began to have zero fucks left and instead of just letting people get away with being hateful pricks who hide behind words, he eventually gave them what for as only he could. If he were here today, he’d have the perfect thing to say and would shut this owl mangling, tattered old white power wonder bitch right down. It would be something to the effect and having to do with kicking her cracker teeth in and sending her useless poon out to pasture, being as dried up and full of cobwebs as it must be. But he’s not here, so… Someone has to do it.

But please, feel free to donate to her GoFundMe for her cat.

Because it’s always a great idea to have a really sick animal that you can’t afford to take care of as your service animal. That’s super fair to that poor cat who has to deal with an asshole like you already, make his pitiful pussy life be all about your seizures when battling thyroid problems and diabeetus.

I’m sure all that cash went to helping her service cat who’s sick with everything and sees the only vet in New Bedford who doesn’t take credit (like she has any) and free/low cost services that she’s fully aware of don’t exist at all, anywhere. I’m totally sure, but I could be wrong.

Let’s just take one last look at her artistic prowess… You know when an “artist” hasn’t had a good old fashioned dicking in a while because their “art” will begin to seem overtly sexual… Like peen and little swimmer shaped animals of some kind.

And in the words of Archer “phrasing”…

It all makes sense now. It all just came together. I’m sorry granddaddy, I will never live up to your burn factor, but I’m still trying. Because this crackah ass ho could probably feed herself forever off the crabs she finds in her cave of misery, but we all know damn well she wouldn’t know how to cook them up. Wouldn’t even use Old Bay seasoning….

I love you, white folks. Just paying homage to the Duke Of Dirty Old Man, Granddaddy Vance who would have been 99 years old today. And verbally whoopin’ this chick’s ass right now like only he could. I’m gonna go imagine his reaction to the GoFundMe issues these days and laugh until Mr. Manchester sends me to the crossword factory for a “vacation”.

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13 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    June 7, 2018 at 9:52 pm

    Well. At least she didn’t back down from her veiled racism. Hate her for ir, but at least she doubled down.

    • Manchester Turtlette
      June 13, 2018 at 1:47 pm

      Gotta respect nudniks who stand by their words. Even if their words are fucking stupid.

  • TJB
    June 7, 2018 at 8:16 pm

    Let’s not be realistic about our “hispanic” neighbors, why just today we had a story about a crazy spicbone walking around Chelsea naked. And yesterday, an aspiring rapper took multiple gunshot wounds; coming back from a Bible study class, I’m sure. And add Rico suave, who killed an 80 year old man and left him to die in the street. DIVERSITY. it’s our strength, YO.

  • Screw PC
    June 7, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Bizz Chopo, and every other fucking asshole pointing the finger at white people:

    Gail Marie Melanson is Hispanic.

    What proof do I have? Ask Jade Mendes, then ask any random white guy who took French in high school what “esteja contigo” means. Then just fucking look at her. “Melanson” is a Scottish name that originates from Aberdeenshire. Does that bitch look like a fucking extra from “Trainspotting” to you, asshat?

    Despite what they think, Hispanics are not allowed to choose to be white depending on the situation, especially when a Hispanic person makes an asshole move. I’m sick as fuck of Hispanics fucking up and blaming white people, which they do for every fucking thing they cause but Lawrence.

    Know who else was Hispanic? George Zimmerman. Guess who got blamed for his bullshit? That’s right, asshole. The honkeys. Again.

    Keep white people the fuck out of this, and while you’re at it, fuck off several times.

    • Manchester Turtlette
      June 7, 2018 at 4:37 pm

      First, even if she is Hispanic,what right does she have to use racial slurs against black folks?

      Secondly, who blamed the “honkies” for what? I screenshoted her actual words. No “honkies” were involved.

      Thirdly, I’m not exactly white, if you had any reading comprehension skills whatsoever you would have picked up on that. I’m a mixed “reggin”. (Ew, with the slurs)

      Forthly, nope. I will never fuck off, not even once much less several times.

      Lastly, get bent.

      Smooches,
      Manchester

      • Screw PC
        June 7, 2018 at 5:07 pm

        Firstly, the message was specifically addressed to “Bizz Chopo, and every other fucking asshole pointing the finger at white people”.

        Secondly, ibid the “firstly” point. Bizz Chopo (I bet he was the only “Bizz Chopo” in his third grade class) calls her white. Unless your ancestors come from Spain directly, you are categorically not white European, you’re probably Taino, Boricuan, etc. I put the word “honkey” in his mouth since he is making sweeping aspersions on white people and throwing her in the “white” category, which is a fallacy, so I’m equally insulted by his hypocrisy since he blames all white people for what a non-white person did. By the way, Cardi B also isn’t white, and neither is David Ortiz.

        Thirdly, believe it or not, that post was actually not about you. If you had sufficient reading comprehension skills, you’d see that very easily. You also wouldn’t make half the fucking syntax errors that you do, especially when you arguably write for a living.

        Fourthly, ibid third point. It’s not about you. I know that sounds incredible, but it’s true.

        Lastly, I’m not going to tell you to get bent, but don’t fucking highjack my righteous and very accurate diatribe. I should be pissed at this bullshit. European white people get blamed for every fucking thing that anyone does who is lighter than Mariah Carey does, and when that happens, white people who are even most likely sympathetic get attacked and suffer serious injury, and I’m fucking tired of it.

        Smooches right the fucking fuck back at you,
        Screw

        • Screw PC
          June 7, 2018 at 5:11 pm

          P.S. Nobody has the right to throw around EITHER racial slurs OR false accusations. THAT INCLUDES BLACK PEOPLE. THEY ARE CAPABLE OF BEING RACIST. Of course that goes against the SJW playbook, but fuck them. They’re the real problem.

          • Screw PC
            June 7, 2018 at 5:12 pm

            P.P.S. Fuck SJWs, not black people.

          • Manchester Turtlette
            June 7, 2018 at 5:20 pm

            This I can get behind!

        • Manchester Turtlette
          June 7, 2018 at 5:18 pm

          Well, thank you for clarifying. Clearly if I had known that your content wasn’t directed at me,I probably wouldn’t have told you to get bent. My bad!

          I can’t decide if I agree or disagree with any the points you’ve presented. I’m at the point where the entire subject of race is getting old. Everyone it’s blaming everyone else (check out the Pinkerton chick!) and it’s really getting no one anywhere except in a state of confusion. I’m fucking tired of it as well! Personal accountability, no matter your race.

          Yep, I do make a lot grammar and syntax errors for someone who writes. I do get my point across, though. You seem like might want to switch to decaf, hon! I’m worried about your blood pressure. How’s about I buy you a nice iced decaf mocha whateverthefuck at Dunk’s?

          I think we’re past smooches at this point and have moved on to heavy petting. Meow!

      • ElJefe72
        June 8, 2018 at 12:53 pm

        “You know what? I am white as fuck…” – Manchester Turtlette

      • vicxh
        June 8, 2018 at 1:58 pm

        You sound hot. Got any pics? Asking for a friend ….

        • Manchester Turtlette
          June 13, 2018 at 12:46 pm

          I’m the chubby ginger Abi’s twin.

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