New Rule: You Can’t Come To America If You Come From Country Where Homosexuality Is Against The Law Unless You Publicly Denounce Your Home Country


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So a fundamentalist Muslim kills 50 gay people with a gun (edit), five months before the most divisive election in American history in a swing state that takes two months to figure out who won their electoral votes. This should end well.

If you come to America from a country where homosexuality is against the law, then you are not allowed here unless you publicly denounce it and show your support for the right to be who you are. That’s Turtleboy’s basic take from the awful terrorist attack in Orlando last night, in which at least 50 people were murdered in cold blood by a radical Muslim extremist who couldn’t get over the fact that the saw two gay dudes kissing.

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This had nothing to do with religion. Right.

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First let me say that I realize he is an American citizen. We can’t do much about American citizens who feel this way. However, we should be trying to make sure that people who come into this country don’t feel the same way as him. Agreed? Good.

I’m not here to bash on Islam. I know there are millions of Muslims who will condemn this act of terror, and I know that most Muslims are regular people who just wanna go about their lives and are embarrassed by this. However, we can control who is and who isn’t allowed within our borders (at least we should be able to). Here is a link to a map of all the countries in the world where homosexuality is illegal. The countries in the darkest red allow the death penalty for homosexuals. Regular red is life in prison, which is basically the same thing. Orange allows imprisonment for getting caught in the act of being gay. As you can see, Iran, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Sudan, and most of Syria allow the death penalty. Pakistan, Thailand, Bangladesh, and Tanzania allow life in prison. India, some of the Stans, and a whole bunch of countries in Africa allow imprisonment:


New rule: you cannot come here from a country where it’s illegal to be gay, unless you publicly denounce the country you came from. The same people who have been shitting on Charlie Baker and Donald Trump for being hesitant about opening the doors for Syrian refugees are the same people who claim to care about gay rights. Newsflash – the people you are opening your arms to are coming from a country where you get killed if you’re gay. Not saying all Syrians feel this way. Just saying that at the very least the left should be loudly saying that any Syrian who has a problem with homosexuality cannot come to America.


You get to live in the greatest country on earth, and as a price for that you have to put up with the fact that dudes kiss dudes here. Get over it. If you don’t have it in you to admit that you come from a backwards country where people are living in the 12th century, then you don’t get the privilege of living in the greatest country on earth.


The reaction from the left has been insanely idiotic. And this is coming from a guy who voted for Obama twice. They’re saying that Christianity is just as dangerous for gay people, which is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Hardcore Christians are not down with homosexuality. But there’s a huge difference between not wanting to bake a gay wedding cake and throwing someone off a fucking building for being who they are.

And of course they’re blaming guns. Turtleboy is a reasonable guy who favors reasonable gun control. But the gun didn’t plant the idea in his head that you must die if you’re gay. That’s the reason 50 human beings are dead right now.

I will say this thought about guns – people who are being watched by the FBI can’t buy them. That should be a common sense belief that any rational person would agree with. Apparently the terrorist was being watched by the FBI, was an American citizen, and still bought the gun legally. That simply cannot happen.

Gonna end this rant by linking this article from Dianne Williamson, which we’ve linked several times before. It was in the wake of the Charlie Hebdo terrorist attack in France, in which employees of the controversial magazine were murdered because they drew a cartoon making fun of the prophet Mohammad. It’s something that every single American should condemn, with NO JUSTIFICATION whatsoever. No ifs, buts, or coconuts. It’s wrong. End of story. Instead when Dianne interviewed a leader at the Worcester Islamic Center, this is what happened:

Wednesday, Tahir Ali of the Worcester Islamic Center said his “knee-jerk reaction” is “to condemn the killing of innocent lives.” But when asked if Charlie Hebdo bears some responsibility for the slaughter, his answer was indicative of the intolerance expressed even by Muslim non-extremists.

“Yes, of course,” he said. “Look at the history of the (magazine). It has been warned by officials not to (publish the cartoons) because it is provoking the sentiments of the Muslim community. There are 1.3 billion Muslims in the world. To them, the Prophet Muhammad is the one they love the most … Some of them are going to be angry enough to carry out these acts of aggression. Journalism is supposed to be a very responsible profession.”

People like Tahir Ali cannot live in America. We gladly welcome peaceful Muslims who wish to assimilate into our culture. And part of that culture is the acceptance of freedom. Freedom to say what you want and sleep with consenting adults of your choice. If you think that it is EVER the fault of cartoonists or gay people for “provoking the sentiments of the Muslim community,” then you’re not welcome here. Because America is the land of the free. We have a right to draw cartoons, make out with whoever we want, and speak our minds freely. Don’t like it? Cool Go to a country where tolerance is frowned upon. Like Saudi Arabia or Syria.


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27 Comment(s)
  • juror seven
    June 13, 2016 at 1:03 pm

    Two guys kissing, that’s almost as bad as some internet video was behind the attack in Benghazi.

  • Joe Max
    June 13, 2016 at 11:57 am

    Many Muslims who come here, believe in Sharia Law. It’s most in some age-groups, forgot exactly. What does one expect, when herds come over-here. It’s the law-of-averages, some will go the violence route. Of course, don’t even bring those facts up. It’s against the PC rules, while innocent people are killed and maimed !

  • Better Check
    June 13, 2016 at 11:36 am

    Is Ed Augustus ok?

  • Wwy
    June 13, 2016 at 8:59 am

    The most important common bond all Americans share is freedom. We will never give in to radical ideas,we will continue to be free it’s what unites us historically to today.R.I.P to the victims.

  • Turd Burglestein
    June 13, 2016 at 6:36 am

    Renounce their home country???? BWAHAHAHAHAHA…I guess Turtleboy has never heard of the term Taqiyya…you know where they lie to us infidels to gain our trust before they chop our heads off. You really need to educate yourself (youssef) about our enemy because islam encourages the very practice of what I just informed you of.

  • Publius
    June 13, 2016 at 12:28 am

    Radical Islam declared war on the west long ago. Whether this President can admit it, whether liberals can admit it does not change the fact. Only a dolt would talk about firearm laws while we are under attack, in a war, a war we are enabling. Liberals are unable or unwilling to fight the fight.

  • John Wick
    June 12, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    Oh wow, Trashley has been posting box pics?

    Oh, and fuck Islam. Not compatible with the western world.

    • Ashley Losapio
      June 12, 2016 at 10:39 pm

      Only to a guy I fucked who I trusted. Turns out when I wouldn’t leave my boyfriend for him, he betrayed me. I have more. I am bent over with chunky monkey thighs, you can barely see the puss, so I chose this one instead.

  • ProfessorM
    June 12, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    I grew up on a farm, my parents used to boil the gizzards for the dogs every time we had a turkey… You ever see three eighty pound dogs fighting over a turkey gizzard?
    Oh, wait, .. I forgot you’ve seen Ashley’s nudies……. Same thing… Gross, huh?

    • Ashley Losapio
      June 12, 2016 at 10:25 pm

      Yes, yes I have. Where is my boyfriend Giancarlo when I need him? I guess I will fuck my CO buddy from Worcester County Jail!! Or maybe Mr. N can help. I flirt with him so I’m not caught stealing time from the clock!

  • Jafreese
    June 12, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    I’m pretty sure Thailand doesn’t put people in prison for being gay. You might want to check your info

    • Sterling Turtle Rider
      June 14, 2016 at 12:57 am

      That’s because the country that TB thought was Thailand on that map was Myanmar (formerly Burma). A common mistake, since they border one anothre and look fairly similar.

  • AshleysTwat-a-roo
    June 12, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    Horrible what is happening to this world. I wish people could just accept one another for who they are. Whether they are lesbian, gay, or women with vaginas that closely resemble turkey gizzards.

  • Sal Monella
    June 12, 2016 at 9:12 pm

    Unfortunately ISIS has promised this is just the first attack, They are here, planning and won’t stop ever. It’s called war.

    I could care less if two guys, two girls or two camels kiss. I’m a lifelong conservative watching the destruction of my country. However, I’m prepared to act if I see something and can be effective.

  • Joseph Schmo
    June 12, 2016 at 9:03 pm

    Mean people suck……..

  • Maggie the Cat
    June 12, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    Obama blames an inanimate object for this, and I don’t mean the inanimate brain of the person who did this. Imagine that…it’s the fault of the thing, not the fault of the person, he says. Any attempt by the government to take away our Second Amendment rights is playing into the hands of people like the scumbag who committed this crime.

  • alex
    June 12, 2016 at 8:03 pm

    Here we go with the ridiculousness. .tb is your name rob?

    • ProfessorM
      June 12, 2016 at 9:32 pm

      You’re a whiny little bitch, aren’t you Alex?

  • Jay
    June 12, 2016 at 7:01 pm

    According to the polls, most Muslims in the USA say being gay should be illegal. Islam is almost completely incompatible with western values. Muslim countries and Islam treat gays and women horribly. But the left, who are supposed to support gays and women, want to embrace Islam. What a betrayal.

    • Titi ho
      June 12, 2016 at 7:21 pm

      Yet demonkkkrat plantation mazzahs want an unlimited flow of them and meso American welfare junkies for the votes.

  • Del Griffith
    June 12, 2016 at 6:31 pm

    I just spent ten minutes typing a response and deleted the whole thing. Words just can’t express how I feel about those willing to murder others to become martyrs in the name of their religion. I don’t care where they may have been born. It’s a war, fight it like one and stop the PC bullshit

  • Not a Bigot
    June 12, 2016 at 5:09 pm

    Is this the same Worcester Islamic Society that is calling the residents of Dudley bigots? Who is the bigot now?

  • crazyinMA
    June 12, 2016 at 4:58 pm

    You have to wonder….how does “2 dudes kissing” affect your life! Don’t want to see it, look away!

  • CJWoo
    June 12, 2016 at 4:34 pm

    So the fact that he was born in the US, are you just gonna ignore that?

    • Wabbitt
      June 12, 2016 at 6:14 pm

      Fourth paragraph.

    • alex
      June 12, 2016 at 8:07 pm

      Tb and his followers are fucking idiots..let it go..most of them will be changing their profile pictures to something gay..just watch

      • Wabbitt
        June 14, 2016 at 1:43 pm

        An ellipsis is generally three periods, and isn’t used to end a complete statement. It’s a sign of omission.

        Before you make a blanket statement about people being idiots, fix your punctuation and grammar.

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