New Video Of Patriots Parade Brawl Shows License Plate And It Turns Out They’re All Bigger Chuds Then We Thought


New footage of the savages throwing fisticuffs at the Patriots parade and vying for the crown of King Douchebag has emerged, and it looks like we’ve got a license plate from this angle.


Now that I’ve seen that I actually don’t feel bad at all that those kids got knocked the fuck out. I’ve never seen someone more deserving of the ending they go. Nevertheless, anyone who fights in public like this on parade day is trashed and should be publicly identified and shamed. Who the hell walks around Boston with 30 racks of PBR and Coors Light?

So cool bro!! What time you going back to UMass?

Whatever these drunken boobs were saying should’ve been ignored by any rational adult. But these goobers have way too much pride than to let some random strangers they’ll never see again have the last word.  So he stared them down in his dress sweatpants.

Then this idiot, who played the role of Virgil, and was there to talk shit and get beaten around like a punching bag, provoked the entire thing.

He’s obviously never been in a fight his entire life but it looked easy in the Rush Hour movies so he figured he’d give it a shot. Next thing you know…..

This mother fucker out here looking like the Wicked Witch of the East meets Kent State.

Grizzy McForeskin at some point became topless and threw more airballs than the fat kid in gym class.

Big mouth Bobby wasn’t as agile though, and after he got up from under the car he somehow managed to get knocked the fuck out again, and tried unsuccessfully to stand up like a newborn gazelle on his own.

Finally the other guys, who were equally as guilty for fighting these idiots in the middle of a public street, got in their car and left.

Alright turtle riding tow drivers/DMV people, we need a plate – 6NM 353. Hurry up before they deactivate their social media!!



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25 Comment(s)
  • Busta Douglas
    February 6, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    Hahaha now these losers and everyone  they know can watch them get knocked out anytime they want, how embarrassing!  I love it.

  • Ocasio-Cortez’s bald snatch
    February 6, 2019 at 1:29 pm

    The chinstrap queef that boots the kid in the ground is none other than Holbrook’s own Brian Fidler, son of Teamster Local 25’s John Fidler and Great grandson of mafia hit man Suitcase Fiddler. Good old Chinstrap Fiddler got into a beef in Quincy last month over forty pounds of weed that left his buddy with a gunshot wound to the chest. John Fidler is one of the goofs out of local 25 who beat a federal extortion beef over that cooking show that set up shop for a episode in Milton. The patriarch, the late Suitcase Fiddler was sent in the 70s by “The Man” Raymond Patriaca to find and take care of mob rat Joe “The Animal” Barboza. Suitcase was not successful in finding the Animal. Four generations of lowlife white trash from Charlestown.

    • Suitcase Diddler
      February 6, 2019 at 1:42 pm

      Really? I wonder if his Prison raped father proudly puts his son’s court papers on the refrigerator like he got an “A” on a test?

      • Mr? Gabe Murchison
        February 6, 2019 at 2:27 pm

        Holbrook, just LOL, gateway to Brockton. Confused idiots. They think they’re either tough guys from Brockton (think Holden to Worcester) or South Shore Southie wannabe rats.

        Either or white trash.

    • The Clamshack
      February 6, 2019 at 4:15 pm

      And where is this picture of Ocasio-Cortez’s bald snatch of which you speak? Asking for me…

      • Trump 2020
        February 6, 2019 at 8:15 pm

        Im going to assume that any picture of her snatch being bald was back in the BU days, when she also flaunted those big tits. Theres no way that the current feminize state of her cunt is properly maintained. Hopefully, as she gains more traction, men will start coming out of the woodwork talking about how they used to plow her back in college. Wait, I forgot it is 2019. Any man admitting to sexing her up in college would be Brett Kavanaughed. Sad state of affairs in the sjw terrorist modern day world.

  • Hyundai Trashbags
    February 6, 2019 at 11:30 am

    Terrible street brawling technique by the homeless combatants. I would recommend Tetanus shots for the suburban victim that was thrown under the car like an oil pan, and the one that was used as a parking space saver. That’s a mangy looking crew of Fentanyl fiends. I’d guess Norfolk county based on their attire and gray skin tone. I’d guarantee that their proud of it, and provoked it. Oil pan should have ignored them, and went off to enjoy his PBRs. 

  • eric
    February 6, 2019 at 11:02 am

    Are you sure on that plate? It looks like 6NW 353 not 6NM 353

  • Randall Gay
    February 6, 2019 at 10:09 am

    Blah blah blah white people snide comment about being a former teacher.

  • Mr.? Gabe Murchison
    February 6, 2019 at 9:45 am

    This happened every Friday and Saturday night out in front of the Hong Kong and Finn McCool’s in Faneuil Hall in the 1990’s. They didn’t call it Finn McFight’s for nothing. All the Southie Rats would be there out scally capping one another.

    They would start chirping with the white trash guidos of Saugus and the North Shore and it was on like Donkey Kong.

    Need to find out where he got those gray sweatpants

    • Sean
      February 6, 2019 at 2:30 pm

      I would love to know where you were from… Who called it “Finn McFights”?!?  

      Clearly you do not know much about it because it was “Sean’s” long before it was Finn’s and nobody called it “Finn McCool’s” or “Finn McFights”. 

      • Mr.? Gabe Murchison
        February 7, 2019 at 8:32 am

        Graveyard is two blocks to the left.

        It was Sean’s before, Trinity after. Jeez what the fuck? Used to pull chicks out of Perry’s on State Street and Stocks and Bonds

        From Quincy, when I was of age it was Finn McCool’s. What’s next you want to talk about Ames Plow?

  • Masshole Numba Two
    February 6, 2019 at 9:03 am

    Actually pretty impressed they found a parking space.

  • Bill Ballachick
    February 6, 2019 at 8:19 am

    That kind of violent homosexual foreplay has no place at a family event. Get a room boys!

  • z
    February 6, 2019 at 8:14 am

    Patriots Pro Shop Web Site
    Nike Elite Rob Gronkowski #87 Jersey-Navy $294.99

    Looks like the game show “To Tell the Truth”.
    3 contestants are asked to state their name.

    Contestant #87, what is your name please?! I am the Gronk.
    Contestant #87, what is your name please?! I am the Gronk.
    Contestant #87, what is your name please?! I am the Gronk.

    I may be offending some readers because maybe they are into it.
    But, these clowns are grown-ass men wearing jerseys of some guy who appreciates the fans but has no fucking idea who these guys are. Fans over a certain age wearing jerseys are idiots unless you have friends or relatives playing.

    These guys look like the Baseball Furies from 1979s “The Warriors”.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    February 6, 2019 at 7:16 am

    That right there shows you what quality parenting and and being a great mentor can do. Oh wait, these idiots had neither growing up. This is what the world is destined for. Sad part is he will still be in those sweatpants at 55 years old in his section 8 apartment that we will be paying for, while he limos around feeding his pitbull and selling stamps.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    February 6, 2019 at 7:12 am

    How come no one ever yells “turtleboy “. I can’t wait to get a good video so I can. Lol. Fuck world star.

  • Work holiday?
    February 6, 2019 at 4:52 am

    So none of them had jobs they needed to go to?

    8 adult males and they were all able to take the day off….. yep we’re paying for their 30 packs and NFL gear. Ted Kennedy would be proud.. drunk and stupid.

    Mass a state dominated by the scum at the bottom and the scum at the top. 34 yo able bodied enough to knock peeps out and get knocked out and hop right up. But I gots the SSI, I’m too f’d up to hold a job, ptsd, addiction is a disease and shit, where’s my heating fuel assistance?

  • Ocasio cortez
    February 6, 2019 at 3:29 am

    Chinstrap boy with pats hoodie who booted kid on the ground is Brian Fidler, son of John Fidler, grandson of Suitcase Fiddler. Google all three

  • Ask your Trooper pals
    February 6, 2019 at 1:50 am

    TB,, why don’t you just ask your former college roommate who’s a State Trooper out of the Millbury barracks that gives you all your cop info?

    • Crispy C
      Howie Carr
      February 6, 2019 at 9:10 am

      Hi Leigha!!!

  • Crispy C
    February 5, 2019 at 11:15 pm

    Nothing says success like rolling around town in a Hyundai in sweatpants and curbstomping some people 50 pounds smaller than you. These people are the future of America. When my generation retires in 15-20 years, these people are going to be running the place.

    We are fucked.

    • Linda
      February 6, 2019 at 7:53 pm

      America will be a Third World Country and the majority population will be on government assistance and of non-white heritage. African Americans will be no better off than they are today, and all of the brown skinned peoples will bring all of their messed up way of life here. All normal people of any color will have to vacate the country and give way. But where to go? Suggestions?

  • Build the Wall - Around Brockton
    February 5, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    I second 6NW 353. 

  • LowStandards
    February 5, 2019 at 9:14 pm

    I think the license plate in the picture reads 6NW 353. Or do I need glasses?

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