New footage of the savages throwing fisticuffs at the Patriots parade and vying for the crown of King Douchebag has emerged, and it looks like we’ve got a license plate from this angle.
Now that I’ve seen that I actually don’t feel bad at all that those kids got knocked the fuck out. I’ve never seen someone more deserving of the ending they go. Nevertheless, anyone who fights in public like this on parade day is trashed and should be publicly identified and shamed. Who the hell walks around Boston with 30 racks of PBR and Coors Light?
So cool bro!! What time you going back to UMass?
Whatever these drunken boobs were saying should’ve been ignored by any rational adult. But these goobers have way too much pride than to let some random strangers they’ll never see again have the last word. So he stared them down in his dress sweatpants.
Then this idiot, who played the role of Virgil, and was there to talk shit and get beaten around like a punching bag, provoked the entire thing.
He’s obviously never been in a fight his entire life but it looked easy in the Rush Hour movies so he figured he’d give it a shot. Next thing you know…..
This mother fucker out here looking like the Wicked Witch of the East meets Kent State.
Grizzy McForeskin at some point became topless and threw more airballs than the fat kid in gym class.
Big mouth Bobby wasn’t as agile though, and after he got up from under the car he somehow managed to get knocked the fuck out again, and tried unsuccessfully to stand up like a newborn gazelle on his own.
Finally the other guys, who were equally as guilty for fighting these idiots in the middle of a public street, got in their car and left.
Alright turtle riding tow drivers/DMV people, we need a plate – 6NM 353. Hurry up before they deactivate their social media!!
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