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So there’s another angle of the infamous Trigglypuff meltdown during the panel at UMass. It was shot by a woman who attended the panel, and is apparently going to be releasing more hilarious videos as well. Here’s what she wrote on her Youtube page:
The screaming meme you see before you today is a shining example of what happens when a generation of students is taught that it’s okay to trust their gender studies professor over actual stats and logic; To hold a need to be “safe” and comfortable over the natural curiosity to listen to other opinions, grow as an intellectual, and GOD FORBID, risk being proven wrong.
I have plenty of protest footage from the event to compile and upload soon, and I think doing so will help to give viewers an accurate glimpse of the living hell all three speakers had to put up with that night. And I’m not exaggerating, there was hardly a minute that went by without one of them being interrupted or cussed out by a heckler. There were protesters hanging over balconies demanding to know why there were only white people on stage, femi-nazis with identical Rachel Maddow haircuts in the front row screaming questions but not accepting answers, and most famously, the chick you see here swinging those meaty drumsticks like she’s trying to tackle a Black Dahlia Murder song in expert mode on a RockBand drum set.
Mary’s facial expressions during the video are fantastic:
Definitely looking forward to seeing what she’s got for us in the future. And how bad do you have to feel for the poor guy sitting next to Trigglypuff? Of all the people he could’ve sat down next to he had to get the person who took away all hopes of any sort of elbow room.
Anyway, the more I think about this the more I realize how fucked up this is. Trigglypuff isn’t just a pathetic, angry caricature of pussified social justice warriors. She’s clearly mentally ill. It’s kind of sad. The behavior she displayed in that video is not the behavior of a well woman. It’s the rantings of a lunatic who needs help and isn’t getting it.
That’s what pisses us off about Hampshire College and her SJW friends like Jennie Chenkin. They can obviously see that their friend needs serious psychological help as well. But instead of directing her towards a doctor they are using her for their selfish purposes because she is so loud. They encourage her demented rantings by liking her Facebook posts and telling her that she’s the victim here. But they’re really just using her because she can yell louder than them.
Trigglypuff didn’t come up with the insane things she was saying on her own. She learned them at Hampshire College. She learned them from radicalized adults who know better. They are using her because they don’t care about her well being. They can see that they have a very sick girl in front of them, but instead of getting her help they encourage her to continue her savage, animalistic behavior. They’ve trained her how to use buzzwords such as “hate speech” as a means to silence those who disagree with them. They should all be in jail and Trigglypuff should be in a mental institution for a health evaluation because she is clearly very sick.
P.S. We have another blog on this coming later. One of the most hilarious emails you will ever read, sent to the University of Massachusetts from our friend Jennie Chenkin, who just can’t stop poking the turtle.
Double P.S. Based Mary might be the sexiest woman on the Internet right now.
So much sass and wittiness. Turtleboy is once again in love.
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