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New Video Of Trigglypuff Is A Window Into Her Madness Created By Selfish Hampshire College Professors

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So there’s another angle of the infamous Trigglypuff meltdown during the panel at UMass. It was shot by a woman who attended the panel, and is apparently going to be releasing more hilarious videos as well. Here’s what she wrote on her Youtube page:

The screaming meme you see before you today is a shining example of what happens when a generation of students is taught that it’s okay to trust their gender studies professor over actual stats and logic; To hold a need to be “safe” and comfortable over the natural curiosity to listen to other opinions, grow as an intellectual, and GOD FORBID, risk being proven wrong.

I have plenty of protest footage from the event to compile and upload soon, and I think doing so will help to give viewers an accurate glimpse of the living hell all three speakers had to put up with that night. And I’m not exaggerating, there was hardly a minute that went by without one of them being interrupted or cussed out by a heckler. There were protesters hanging over balconies demanding to know why there were only white people on stage, femi-nazis with identical Rachel Maddow haircuts in the front row screaming questions but not accepting answers, and most famously, the chick you see here swinging those meaty drumsticks like she’s trying to tackle a Black Dahlia Murder song in expert mode on a RockBand drum set.

Mary’s facial expressions during the video are fantastic:

Definitely looking forward to seeing what she’s got for us in the future. And how bad do you have to feel for the poor guy sitting next to Trigglypuff? Of all the people he could’ve sat down next to he had to get the person who took away all hopes of any sort of elbow room.

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Anyway, the more I think about this the more I realize how fucked up this is. Trigglypuff isn’t just a pathetic, angry caricature of pussified social justice warriors. She’s clearly mentally ill. It’s kind of sad. The behavior she displayed in that video is not the behavior of a well woman. It’s the rantings of a lunatic who needs help and isn’t getting it.

That’s what pisses us off about Hampshire College and her SJW friends like Jennie Chenkin. They can obviously see that their friend needs serious psychological help as well. But instead of directing her towards a doctor they are using her for their selfish purposes because she is so loud. They encourage her demented rantings by liking her Facebook posts and telling her that she’s the victim here. But they’re really just using her because she can yell louder than them.

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Trigglypuff didn’t come up with the insane things she was saying on her own. She learned them at Hampshire College. She learned them from radicalized adults who know better. They are using her because they don’t care about her well being. They can see that they have a very sick girl in front of them, but instead of getting her help they encourage her to continue her savage, animalistic behavior. They’ve trained her how to use buzzwords such as “hate speech” as a means to silence those who disagree with them. They should all be in jail and Trigglypuff should be in a mental institution for a health evaluation because she is clearly very sick.

P.S. We have another blog on this coming later. One of the most hilarious emails you will ever read, sent to the University of Massachusetts from our friend Jennie Chenkin, who just can’t stop poking the turtle.

Double P.S. Based Mary might be the sexiest woman on the Internet right now.

So much sass and wittiness. Turtleboy is once again in love.


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15 Comment(s)
  • Phil Cooper
    December 17, 2017 at 3:07 pm

    According to a video recently posted by Bill Whittle in his “Right Angle” discussion series on YouTube, all the courses at Hampshire College are some kind of “studies”, i.e., they have zero value in the labor market. It makes one wonder how Hampshire College can continue to exist when all it produces is human dross like Trigglypuff.

  • Mary is bae
    May 2, 2016 at 10:38 pm

    Mary is bae

  • Reddog
    May 2, 2016 at 3:07 pm

    Yea she is! I’m going to picture in my mind that fiesty looks like her instead of that little dog.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      May 2, 2016 at 3:47 pm

      I believe I’m quite easy on the eyes.

      • BobnMic
        May 2, 2016 at 4:26 pm

        I bet you are Fiesty no doubt in my little insignificant brain.

        • BobnMic
          May 2, 2016 at 10:07 pm

          I bet you are even better looking you brash vixen you.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            May 2, 2016 at 10:42 pm

            Lmao!! Who knows?!?!?!

          • BobnMic
            May 2, 2016 at 11:04 pm

            Now here is the cool part. I go on vacation to the Bahamas for two weeks late April swimming with Dolphins with the surf, sun tan, open bar and then I come back home. And there is FiestyLawyerLady on TurtleboySports comment section tearing it up. And I loved it. And still do to this date. Plus back then I saw a lot of criticism and I did not like that. I thought the weasels were picking on a woman for voicing her opinion and I thought TurtleboySports was all for woman’s rights, equality, feminism, and the fucking 2016 way of thinking. I was right and the douche bags were wrong. So now we welcome you Fiesty and you are now a sister for life.

  • BobnMic
    May 2, 2016 at 12:02 am

    Fuck all of this. #BasedMary is a babe. Holy fucking shit already. Wow!

  • Curmudgeon
    May 1, 2016 at 9:12 pm

    Her screaming rant was also on Fox News.

  • Will
    May 1, 2016 at 7:33 pm

    Hampshire is a place that was designed to churn out people like this.

  • BlackandWhite
    May 1, 2016 at 6:09 pm

    Do these SJW’s (Triggly and Jennay too) all realize that their behavior was recorded and went viral WAY before TurtleBoy mentioned it here?? They should know that their behavior was so ridiculous that it was plastered everywhere on social media almost immediately. Reddit even had a post on this. People outside of the U.S. are absolutely appalled by the behavior of these SJW’s. These twats deserve all the negative backlash from their stupidity.

  • Steven Stover
    May 1, 2016 at 6:04 pm

    Follow The Money. The true reason college professors are sending these SJW’s out screaming is for one reason. Money. They know that these easily to fool kids want free education. And the bottomless pit known as the taxpayer will be footing the bill. People like Elizabeth Warren and other greedy professors are using these kids. For their own enrichment. It is rather astonishing how much they got these kids duped.

  • Peppers
    May 1, 2016 at 5:58 pm

    Most, if not all, college professors are dyed in the wool Communists. Not merely democratic socialists, but Communists.

  • Hola
    May 1, 2016 at 5:24 pm

    College professors don’t get enough hate. High schoolers don’t need “safe spaces,” why would people who are older than them? It’s plain brainwashing from the professors.

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